No bundling, no hype
Chapter 23 23. Co-production Variety Show
"Okay, Xiao Liu showed me just now, I'm fine on Tuesday." Lin Yiguang took the itinerary that Xiao Liu handed over, pointed to an item of "early flight for interview" on next Tuesday, and motioned to Xiao Liu with his mouth. Liu, delay.
Shi Xiu said happily: "That's great! I'm afraid you won't be free."
"Why did you choose to come to my house?" Lin Yiguang suppressed the happiness in his heart and asked in a normal tone.
"Uh...my two good friends are amateurs, and...both are busy." Shi Xiu didn't lie, he told the truth.
"You are the best relationship I have in the circle, really, thank you very much, you have helped me a lot." Shi Xiu said sincerely.
When Lin Yiguang heard the word "best", the corners of his mouth turned up involuntarily, "So you want to thank me for cooking?"
"Hahaha, I have this idea, but I'm not very good at cooking, so you have to take care of it."
Lin Yiguang didn't wear a filter this time, but felt that Shi Xiu was being humble again, "It's okay, I will."
Shi Xiu only thought Lin Yiguang was joking, "Hahaha, that's a good relationship. What's your level of cooking?"
"Drawing at the same level as me~" Lin Yiguang said.
Shi Xiu joked: "Eh? If that's the case, why don't you join the show, I'll be a guest!"
"Hahaha, it's okay, the program team has to talk to my company first..."
After the two of them were poor, Lin Yiguang immediately asked Shi Xiu about the program's program, and then agreed with Shi Xiu on the time.
After Shi Xiu and Lin Yiguang made the confirmation, Chen Er immediately gave the program team a reply.The program team was very happy. After all, bringing Lin Yiguang to appear on the scene means that their glorious moment of smashing the ratings of the same program is coming.
At the same time, the program team is also curious about the relationship between the two. After all, it has not been heard that Lin Yiguang has a good relationship with anyone in the circle.Usually, Lin Yiguang only appeared in the kind of variety shows that were interviewed and promoted, and played some games, and never appeared in such reality shows.
Originally, Shi Xiu was invited because he was a related family, and the director was worried about the ratings, but unexpectedly, a big pie fell from the sky and fell on the head of the program crew.
On the day of filming, Shi Xiu came to Lin Yiguang's residence.
Lin Yiguang did not use his usual home because he needed to enter the house for filming.Instead, I chose a residence that I bought casually before and didn't go to often.
All the pots and pans in the house were replaced by sponsors a few days ago by the program team, and even the refrigerator was full.
Shi Xiu deliberately chose the time when Lin Yiguang woke up and his anger should have disappeared.
"Is the recording starting now? Shall I call the door first?" Shi Xiu asked the cameraman.
The cameraman answered him with a shot of nodding up and down.
"Dangdangdang."
Lin Yi Guangji opened the door with his slippers on. He was wearing casual clothes and had already washed himself.
"Come on, come in."
"Brother Guang, excuse me." Shi Xiu followed his camera into the room.
"Don't disturb, eh? Eh! Little bald! Don't jump on them!" Lin Yiguang was walking into the house, before he finished speaking, he suddenly raised his voice and shouted.
He has a beige pug at home, and was a little scared to see so many people at first.But for some reason, when it saw Shi Xiu enter the room, it immediately swung its tongue excitedly and threw itself on Shi Xiu.
"Damn!" Shi Xiu swears, turns around and runs behind the camera, muttering to avoid the dog, "Don't come here, don't come here!"
The dog missed the person, stopped for a while, looked for it, and immediately found Shi Xiu again, and chased him around the camera.
"Don't, don't! Don't come here!" Shi Xiu shouted while avoiding the dog.
"Come here, little bald, and go into the house! Shi Xiu, are you afraid of dogs? I knew I would let him stay in the bedroom." Lin Yiguang grabbed the little bald, and the little bald excitedly kicked his legs to get off the ground, Lin Yiguang exerted all his strength He hugged Xiaotu vigorously and shut him into the bedroom, "Okay."
"I was bitten by a dog when I was a child, and I have always been afraid." Shi Xiu walked out from the staff, "What kind of dog is this? It's called Xiaotu?"
"Brother, a friend picked up a stray dog. The little guy had no hair on his head and was thrown away. He was so cute. I kept him and shut him up in the bedroom. Well, what are you going to eat with me today?" Lin Yiguang explained After finishing, help Shi repair the cue process.
At the same time, he thought to himself, if he had known that he would not bring Xiaotu here, he would have thought that the puppy would please Shi Xiu!
"Ah..." Shi Xiu didn't look at the dog carefully, and thought that the name was chosen too casually, it's so frustrating for the dog to know the meaning of his name, "Then clean up now, let's go first Going out to buy food? Buy something you like!"
Lin Yiguang didn't need to change his clothes, he went to the door to put on his shoes, "I like it? What if you don't know how to do it?"
"Then you've already ordered, I'm sure I can cook, but I've told you in advance that my cooking skills are not very good." Shi Xiu began to vaccinate Lin Yiguang again.
Lin Yiguang thought about it and learned to be smart. Shi Xiu said that his cooking skills are not very good and he needs to think carefully.
The two followed the program group to the big supermarket.
As expected, Lin Yiguang has a high degree of citizenship. The people in the supermarket quickly recognized him and gathered together to take pictures with their mobile phones.The supermarket was once blocked by onlookers and was very chaotic.
However, because it was filming a program, the program team brought a lot of security guards.After active dredging by the security guards, an open space was finally separated for the two people to ensure the smooth progress of the filming.
Lin Yiguang ordered a dish of braised fish, a dish of braised pork ribs, a dish of fried bamboo shoots, and a dish of tomato and egg soup.
There were only two people to eat, and these were relatively simple. Lin Yiguang helped Shi Xiu pick and choose, and the two went to buy some fruits. Due to the order and safety of the vegetable market, they didn't stay any longer, and went back to Lin Yiguang's residence.
Shi Xiu had never cooked before, and at this moment he kept gesticulating with a knife in front of the lively fish, and he really didn't know where to start.
"Do you want me to help?" After Lin Yiguang squeezed the orange juice and distributed it to the staff, he came to the kitchen with two cups, and saw the kid look embarrassed at the fish.
"I really need your help, Brother Guang, how do you kill this fish?" Shi Xiu blinked his big eyes.
"Uh... don't you dare to do it?" Lin Yiguang thought that Shi Xiu was afraid.
"That's not true, I don't know how to do it, should I cut off the head first?" Shi Xiu said a bloody sentence without knowing it, and raised the knife in his hand above the fish's head.
Lin Yiguang twitched his brows, put down the orange juice, and leaned over, "Don't be so scary, the fish head should be stewed together. This kind of stewed fish pays attention to both the head and the tail."
Shi Xiu glanced at the camera, and whispered in Lin Yiguang's ear, "Brother Guang, I've never cooked big dishes in the kitchen."
Lin Yiguang's ears were itchy from the sudden hot air, and he replied in a low voice: "Then Chen Er dares to accept food variety shows for you, isn't he afraid that you will blow up the kitchen during the show?"
Then he said in a normal voice, "I'll handle the fish for you, use it as water to wash vegetables, and clean up the ribs."
"Okay." Shi Xiu didn't refuse. After all, he really doesn't know anything, so it's better to let Lin Yiguang clean up the fish, and he peels the bamboo shoots first.
Lin Yiguang skillfully knocked the fish out, scraped off the scales, and then dissected it.
Shi Xiu picked up the bamboo shoots on the side, and was about to cut the ribs, "Brother Guang, do you have a big knife for cutting ribs?"
"Yes." Lin Yiguang took the knife for Shi Xiu and asked, "Do you know how to cut it?"
Shi Xiu nodded honestly, "I know, why don't we just cut it into small pieces? Like the size shown on TV."
"Then cut it off first and let me see." Before Lin Yiguang finished speaking, Shi Xiu chopped off the ribs.
Due to inappropriate force, the kitchen knife successfully surrendered under the hard bones and Shi Xiu's brute force, and it rolled its blade as expected.At the same time, the chopped ribs flew out and hit the camera.
Seeing this scene, all the staff of the program team took a few steps back silently.
"Be careful! Don't use brute force, let me do it." Lin Yiguang was afraid that Shi Xiu would get hurt, so he took the knife and cut the ribs in a few clicks, "Shi Xiu, why don't I cook? you......"
Shi Xiu lost his knife, and consciously put the washed vegetables in the basin: "How can this be done, this is a meal to thank my good friend. I just don't know how to handle these ingredients, so I will cook next. Absolutely no problem, just step back and guide."
After that, he took out his mobile phone, and there was a searched recipe on it.After sneaking a few glances, I remembered the steps and started cooking.
Lin Yiguang obediently stepped aside to chat with him, and Shi Xiu started frying fish according to the normal procedure.
The water on the surface of the fish was not wiped clean, and when it was put into the pot, the oil splashed everywhere, and it collapsed like crazy.
Shi Xiu hurriedly poured a basin of water into it and covered the pot, "Eh? Why did it explode?"
After speaking, he turned down the heat and went to get the vegetables on the side.
Lin Yiguang on the side looked horrified and said, "It's over?!"
Shi Xiu nodded and began to chop vegetables, "Next!"
"The fish hasn't been seasoned yet!"
It was only then that Shi Xiu remembered that he hadn't put any seasoning, but just fried the fish and added water.
"Ah, that's right." Shi Xiu opened the lid of the pot again to add the seasoning.
After finally finishing the fish dish, Shi Xiu stopped chopping the vegetables and started to stew the ribs.
After the oil was hot, he poured the cut ribs directly into the pot.
"Shi Xiu, the blood hasn't drained from the ribs yet!" Lin Yiguang hurriedly stopped him.
"Ah, do you want to remove the blood? Just wash it? I did it."
"Add some salt and soak it." Lin Yiguang instructed.
According to Lin Yiguang's instructions, Shi Xiu removed the blood from the pork ribs. This time, when he poured the pork ribs into the oil pan, the oil collapsed again, and the whole kitchen was smoky.
It was only then that Lin Yiguang realized that the range hood hadn't been turned on all the time, and when the fish was cooking, he poured a pot of water to cook it as soon as the fryer was repaired, and there was not much oil fume.
"Shi Xiu's range hood is off! Cough cough cough..." Lin Yiguang reminded while coughing.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Shi Xiu said while turning on the range hood, "I said why I'm so choking all of a sudden."
"Well, I think so." Lin Yiguang turned his gaze to the camera and said seriously, "This program should be changed to 'Blow Your House Today', which is more appropriate."
"Hahahaha." Shi Xiu smiled embarrassingly, and pretended to be angry and said, "Brother Guang, why are you doing this? The boat of our friendship sank in the fish soup just now."
"Okay, I don't know if I still remember that it should be braised fish, not fish soup." After Lin Yiguang finished speaking, he spread his hands towards the camera.
"Don't worry about the fish for now, be careful, I will make this ribs into rib soup!"
Lin Yiguang's black question mark face, "Fish soup? Pork rib soup? Bamboo shoot soup tomato egg soup???"
"Hahahahaha...don't be like this, Brother Guang, I won't treat you like this..."
In this way, under Lin Yiguang's strong command, Shi Xiu managed to prepare these few dishes.
The author has something to say:
An Chen: Now you know why I was the one who fought dogs back then.
Lu Zirong dragged An Chen to prevent her from fighting with the dog, and at the same time protected Shi Xiu who was hiding behind the two of them because he was afraid of the dog. The scene was very anxious for a while.
Little Bald: But I'm just a passionate little dwarf less than 50 cm long!What are you running? ? ?
Shi Xiu said happily: "That's great! I'm afraid you won't be free."
"Why did you choose to come to my house?" Lin Yiguang suppressed the happiness in his heart and asked in a normal tone.
"Uh...my two good friends are amateurs, and...both are busy." Shi Xiu didn't lie, he told the truth.
"You are the best relationship I have in the circle, really, thank you very much, you have helped me a lot." Shi Xiu said sincerely.
When Lin Yiguang heard the word "best", the corners of his mouth turned up involuntarily, "So you want to thank me for cooking?"
"Hahaha, I have this idea, but I'm not very good at cooking, so you have to take care of it."
Lin Yiguang didn't wear a filter this time, but felt that Shi Xiu was being humble again, "It's okay, I will."
Shi Xiu only thought Lin Yiguang was joking, "Hahaha, that's a good relationship. What's your level of cooking?"
"Drawing at the same level as me~" Lin Yiguang said.
Shi Xiu joked: "Eh? If that's the case, why don't you join the show, I'll be a guest!"
"Hahaha, it's okay, the program team has to talk to my company first..."
After the two of them were poor, Lin Yiguang immediately asked Shi Xiu about the program's program, and then agreed with Shi Xiu on the time.
After Shi Xiu and Lin Yiguang made the confirmation, Chen Er immediately gave the program team a reply.The program team was very happy. After all, bringing Lin Yiguang to appear on the scene means that their glorious moment of smashing the ratings of the same program is coming.
At the same time, the program team is also curious about the relationship between the two. After all, it has not been heard that Lin Yiguang has a good relationship with anyone in the circle.Usually, Lin Yiguang only appeared in the kind of variety shows that were interviewed and promoted, and played some games, and never appeared in such reality shows.
Originally, Shi Xiu was invited because he was a related family, and the director was worried about the ratings, but unexpectedly, a big pie fell from the sky and fell on the head of the program crew.
On the day of filming, Shi Xiu came to Lin Yiguang's residence.
Lin Yiguang did not use his usual home because he needed to enter the house for filming.Instead, I chose a residence that I bought casually before and didn't go to often.
All the pots and pans in the house were replaced by sponsors a few days ago by the program team, and even the refrigerator was full.
Shi Xiu deliberately chose the time when Lin Yiguang woke up and his anger should have disappeared.
"Is the recording starting now? Shall I call the door first?" Shi Xiu asked the cameraman.
The cameraman answered him with a shot of nodding up and down.
"Dangdangdang."
Lin Yi Guangji opened the door with his slippers on. He was wearing casual clothes and had already washed himself.
"Come on, come in."
"Brother Guang, excuse me." Shi Xiu followed his camera into the room.
"Don't disturb, eh? Eh! Little bald! Don't jump on them!" Lin Yiguang was walking into the house, before he finished speaking, he suddenly raised his voice and shouted.
He has a beige pug at home, and was a little scared to see so many people at first.But for some reason, when it saw Shi Xiu enter the room, it immediately swung its tongue excitedly and threw itself on Shi Xiu.
"Damn!" Shi Xiu swears, turns around and runs behind the camera, muttering to avoid the dog, "Don't come here, don't come here!"
The dog missed the person, stopped for a while, looked for it, and immediately found Shi Xiu again, and chased him around the camera.
"Don't, don't! Don't come here!" Shi Xiu shouted while avoiding the dog.
"Come here, little bald, and go into the house! Shi Xiu, are you afraid of dogs? I knew I would let him stay in the bedroom." Lin Yiguang grabbed the little bald, and the little bald excitedly kicked his legs to get off the ground, Lin Yiguang exerted all his strength He hugged Xiaotu vigorously and shut him into the bedroom, "Okay."
"I was bitten by a dog when I was a child, and I have always been afraid." Shi Xiu walked out from the staff, "What kind of dog is this? It's called Xiaotu?"
"Brother, a friend picked up a stray dog. The little guy had no hair on his head and was thrown away. He was so cute. I kept him and shut him up in the bedroom. Well, what are you going to eat with me today?" Lin Yiguang explained After finishing, help Shi repair the cue process.
At the same time, he thought to himself, if he had known that he would not bring Xiaotu here, he would have thought that the puppy would please Shi Xiu!
"Ah..." Shi Xiu didn't look at the dog carefully, and thought that the name was chosen too casually, it's so frustrating for the dog to know the meaning of his name, "Then clean up now, let's go first Going out to buy food? Buy something you like!"
Lin Yiguang didn't need to change his clothes, he went to the door to put on his shoes, "I like it? What if you don't know how to do it?"
"Then you've already ordered, I'm sure I can cook, but I've told you in advance that my cooking skills are not very good." Shi Xiu began to vaccinate Lin Yiguang again.
Lin Yiguang thought about it and learned to be smart. Shi Xiu said that his cooking skills are not very good and he needs to think carefully.
The two followed the program group to the big supermarket.
As expected, Lin Yiguang has a high degree of citizenship. The people in the supermarket quickly recognized him and gathered together to take pictures with their mobile phones.The supermarket was once blocked by onlookers and was very chaotic.
However, because it was filming a program, the program team brought a lot of security guards.After active dredging by the security guards, an open space was finally separated for the two people to ensure the smooth progress of the filming.
Lin Yiguang ordered a dish of braised fish, a dish of braised pork ribs, a dish of fried bamboo shoots, and a dish of tomato and egg soup.
There were only two people to eat, and these were relatively simple. Lin Yiguang helped Shi Xiu pick and choose, and the two went to buy some fruits. Due to the order and safety of the vegetable market, they didn't stay any longer, and went back to Lin Yiguang's residence.
Shi Xiu had never cooked before, and at this moment he kept gesticulating with a knife in front of the lively fish, and he really didn't know where to start.
"Do you want me to help?" After Lin Yiguang squeezed the orange juice and distributed it to the staff, he came to the kitchen with two cups, and saw the kid look embarrassed at the fish.
"I really need your help, Brother Guang, how do you kill this fish?" Shi Xiu blinked his big eyes.
"Uh... don't you dare to do it?" Lin Yiguang thought that Shi Xiu was afraid.
"That's not true, I don't know how to do it, should I cut off the head first?" Shi Xiu said a bloody sentence without knowing it, and raised the knife in his hand above the fish's head.
Lin Yiguang twitched his brows, put down the orange juice, and leaned over, "Don't be so scary, the fish head should be stewed together. This kind of stewed fish pays attention to both the head and the tail."
Shi Xiu glanced at the camera, and whispered in Lin Yiguang's ear, "Brother Guang, I've never cooked big dishes in the kitchen."
Lin Yiguang's ears were itchy from the sudden hot air, and he replied in a low voice: "Then Chen Er dares to accept food variety shows for you, isn't he afraid that you will blow up the kitchen during the show?"
Then he said in a normal voice, "I'll handle the fish for you, use it as water to wash vegetables, and clean up the ribs."
"Okay." Shi Xiu didn't refuse. After all, he really doesn't know anything, so it's better to let Lin Yiguang clean up the fish, and he peels the bamboo shoots first.
Lin Yiguang skillfully knocked the fish out, scraped off the scales, and then dissected it.
Shi Xiu picked up the bamboo shoots on the side, and was about to cut the ribs, "Brother Guang, do you have a big knife for cutting ribs?"
"Yes." Lin Yiguang took the knife for Shi Xiu and asked, "Do you know how to cut it?"
Shi Xiu nodded honestly, "I know, why don't we just cut it into small pieces? Like the size shown on TV."
"Then cut it off first and let me see." Before Lin Yiguang finished speaking, Shi Xiu chopped off the ribs.
Due to inappropriate force, the kitchen knife successfully surrendered under the hard bones and Shi Xiu's brute force, and it rolled its blade as expected.At the same time, the chopped ribs flew out and hit the camera.
Seeing this scene, all the staff of the program team took a few steps back silently.
"Be careful! Don't use brute force, let me do it." Lin Yiguang was afraid that Shi Xiu would get hurt, so he took the knife and cut the ribs in a few clicks, "Shi Xiu, why don't I cook? you......"
Shi Xiu lost his knife, and consciously put the washed vegetables in the basin: "How can this be done, this is a meal to thank my good friend. I just don't know how to handle these ingredients, so I will cook next. Absolutely no problem, just step back and guide."
After that, he took out his mobile phone, and there was a searched recipe on it.After sneaking a few glances, I remembered the steps and started cooking.
Lin Yiguang obediently stepped aside to chat with him, and Shi Xiu started frying fish according to the normal procedure.
The water on the surface of the fish was not wiped clean, and when it was put into the pot, the oil splashed everywhere, and it collapsed like crazy.
Shi Xiu hurriedly poured a basin of water into it and covered the pot, "Eh? Why did it explode?"
After speaking, he turned down the heat and went to get the vegetables on the side.
Lin Yiguang on the side looked horrified and said, "It's over?!"
Shi Xiu nodded and began to chop vegetables, "Next!"
"The fish hasn't been seasoned yet!"
It was only then that Shi Xiu remembered that he hadn't put any seasoning, but just fried the fish and added water.
"Ah, that's right." Shi Xiu opened the lid of the pot again to add the seasoning.
After finally finishing the fish dish, Shi Xiu stopped chopping the vegetables and started to stew the ribs.
After the oil was hot, he poured the cut ribs directly into the pot.
"Shi Xiu, the blood hasn't drained from the ribs yet!" Lin Yiguang hurriedly stopped him.
"Ah, do you want to remove the blood? Just wash it? I did it."
"Add some salt and soak it." Lin Yiguang instructed.
According to Lin Yiguang's instructions, Shi Xiu removed the blood from the pork ribs. This time, when he poured the pork ribs into the oil pan, the oil collapsed again, and the whole kitchen was smoky.
It was only then that Lin Yiguang realized that the range hood hadn't been turned on all the time, and when the fish was cooking, he poured a pot of water to cook it as soon as the fryer was repaired, and there was not much oil fume.
"Shi Xiu's range hood is off! Cough cough cough..." Lin Yiguang reminded while coughing.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Shi Xiu said while turning on the range hood, "I said why I'm so choking all of a sudden."
"Well, I think so." Lin Yiguang turned his gaze to the camera and said seriously, "This program should be changed to 'Blow Your House Today', which is more appropriate."
"Hahahaha." Shi Xiu smiled embarrassingly, and pretended to be angry and said, "Brother Guang, why are you doing this? The boat of our friendship sank in the fish soup just now."
"Okay, I don't know if I still remember that it should be braised fish, not fish soup." After Lin Yiguang finished speaking, he spread his hands towards the camera.
"Don't worry about the fish for now, be careful, I will make this ribs into rib soup!"
Lin Yiguang's black question mark face, "Fish soup? Pork rib soup? Bamboo shoot soup tomato egg soup???"
"Hahahahaha...don't be like this, Brother Guang, I won't treat you like this..."
In this way, under Lin Yiguang's strong command, Shi Xiu managed to prepare these few dishes.
The author has something to say:
An Chen: Now you know why I was the one who fought dogs back then.
Lu Zirong dragged An Chen to prevent her from fighting with the dog, and at the same time protected Shi Xiu who was hiding behind the two of them because he was afraid of the dog. The scene was very anxious for a while.
Little Bald: But I'm just a passionate little dwarf less than 50 cm long!What are you running? ? ?
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