when will you sprout baby

My name is Gun Gun, and I am four and a half years old.

My father said that he would take me out of the palace to play today, and meet an old friend by the way.The emperor originally refused to let the queen go, but the queen had no choice but to let me act like a baby.But I don't know how to act like a baby, so the queen father let Lingxi come.

But it's useless to act coquettishly, the father's face is still cold.So my father secretly winked at me and asked me to take Lingxi back first.

I led Lingxi to the door, remembering that I forgot to take "Enlightenment of the Rhythm", and turned back again, just in time to see my father secretly kissing my father.

Alas, the son behind the father is still as thin as before.Like me and Lingxi, our father-in-law does not hide, we dare to kiss our father in front of the courtiers.

By the way, Lingxi is the little girl in the palace skirt I am holding in my hand. She is my younger sister. She is only two years old and has no title yet. Everyone calls her Princess Lingxi.

The queen father said that Lingxi looks like the father, but I can't tell what the resemblance is, Lingxi is fleshy and soft, which is obviously different from the father.But I thought about it later, the queen father said that the consonance resembles the father emperor, maybe because the consonance is also a peony.

As for me, I am like my father, a prickly prickly prickly pear.According to my father, my thorns are softer than my father's and feel like cotton candy.I was so scared that when I went back, I quickly changed back to my original shape and let Lingxi see if it really looked like cotton candy. Lingxi touched it, then shook his head and said no.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and before I could turn back into a human body, I listened to the lecture and said, "Brother, you are like maltose!"

I decided to ignore Lingxi for the next hour.

I didn't care about the consonance running around, I took off my boots and sat on the Arhat bed, thinking about things.

When my father gave birth to me, my father said that he wanted to pardon the world, but my father stopped me.

The queen father said that the prisoners in the prison were all caught by thousands of yamen servants, and it took a lot of effort to catch them.During the arrest process, many yamen servants even lost their lives for this.If all the prisoners were pardoned, the efforts and sacrifices of those yamen servants would be wasted.

Moreover, if the pardoned prisoner breaks the law again after he is released from prison, it will harm innocent people and waste manpower and material resources to arrest it.

After hearing this, the father thought it was very reasonable, so he asked the father what is a wise move.

The father said four words, these four words are what the master inadvertently mentioned in today's class: light corvee and low tax.

I know that my father recently promulgated the land reform law, because my father also sent Mu Mu and my epiphyllum bodyguards to handle errands.But the content of the reform law is too profound. Even if the queen father told me, she still doesn't understand it. I only know that the father is going to send the prisoners in the prison to cultivate wasteland.

I thought about it for a while, and found that I couldn't figure it out at all, so I naturally thought of other things.

I heard from my father that after I was born, it took two months to germinate.I have an impression of this. When I was still a seed, I often heard my father nagging in my ear, "Son, when will you germinate" and "Baby, you will germinate soon".

Father seldom said such things, but he often watered me behind my father's back, thinking that I would not germinate because of lack of water.

Those half a month was really hard, and I had to move around every now and then, so as not to rot myself.Fortunately, my father discovered it early, and I escaped the fate of being drowned to death by my own father in time.

In contrast, the germination of Consonance went very smoothly.

From birth to human shape transformation, except for a few tossings when she was still in the belly of her father, she was almost very smooth.Unlike me, according to Grandpa Huang, my father gave birth to me with dystocia, and it took a day and a night to give birth, which made my father cry in a hurry.

Consonance's laughter got further away, and I guess she got under some kind of table to play hunting for bees again.

I also have a pair of honey bees, which are well maintained. After all, this is something that may be used when I get married and start a business.

Originally, Lingxi and I didn't have the scent-seeking bees, but Grandpa Huang only rewarded the two aunts, Princess Wei and Princess Zhao.As a result, the two aunts happened to meet Lingxi on the way out of the palace.

Lingxi is a very curious little girl. She wants anything new when she sees it. The two aunts have always loved her very much.

Just looking at this, Lingxi fell in love with Xiangfeng.She jolted to the palace of Grandpa Huang and Grandma Huang and tore off three of Grandpa Huang's beards before Grandpa Huang agreed to give her and me a pair.

Speaking of which, the two aunts were pregnant with younger brothers and sisters not long after raising the honeybee.But Lingxi is still a little girl now, if she has a baby, who will take care of them.The more I thought about it, the more worried I became, and I couldn't help but ask the queen father specifically.

After listening to my worries, the queen father leaned forward and backward with laughter.After finally waiting for him to finish laughing, he patted my forehead again with his fingers: "Lingxi hasn't grown up yet, she has to wait until she is married to have a baby."

I covered my forehead and looked at my father with a half-knowledge.

The queen father put me in his arms and asked me a very important question: "Are you worried that Lingxi will have babies after raising the honey bee, are you not afraid that you will have babies too?"

"I'm not afraid of that," I replied seriously, "Lingxi is a girl, and the two aunts are also girls, but I'm different, I'm a man."

The queen father started laughing again, laughing until tears came out.I didn't understand what was so funny, so I just looked at the queen silently.

Pressing the corners of his eyes, the queen father smiled and asked me to touch his belly.

"What did you touch?" asked the queen father.

Feeling the sudden kick from my hand, I couldn't speak clearly, and stammered: "Move, move, brothers are moving!"

"Is the father a man?" The father asked again.

I nodded with certainty, there is no doubt about this.The father is the man who stands up to the sky, and the queen father is of course the man behind the man.

The empress father had the same smile as Meng Hengzhi cheated his father, An Ziyan: "Then what do you think are the younger brothers in the empress father's belly? Are they babies?"

I didn't realize what my father said at first, but when I realized it, I was so scared that I covered my stomach on the spot.

This incident left an indelible deep impression on my heart, causing me to sleep poorly for a period of time, and I always had nightmares, dreaming that my belly was not only getting bigger, but there was a talking baby inside.

It was only later that I found out from Grandpa Huang that Empress Father was just teasing me.

Hey, what the father said is right, the father is sometimes too naughty, and the consonance with the mischievous is carved out of the same mold.

I thought about things in a mess for a while, and the usual servant came in with his head down and offered snacks and sweet-scented osmanthus cheese.

The palace attendant put down the things lightly, and was about to go out backwards.

I called her to stop: "Go invite Princess Lingxi, and tell me that there are her favorite sweet glutinous corn cakes and sweet-scented osmanthus milk cheese."

"Yes, Your Highness."

The palace attendant took orders and went out to look for the spirit.

I got off the Arhat bed, found a clean towel, wet it with water, twisted it until it was half dry, and waited for the rabbit.

Not long after, Lingxi rushed in like a little cat smelling fishy.I stopped her chubby little paws and wiped her carefully with a towel, and then let the palace attendant who served her carry her to the arhat bed.

Speaking of this, I remember that when Lingxi was just born, I could still hug her. Later, as she grew and became more fleshy, the emperor would not let me hug her, nor would my queen, because the queen had a younger brother in her belly. They are inconvenient.

This is true, my father's belly is as big as a big watermelon, Lingxi and I don't dare to go into his arms, for fear that if we are not careful, we will crush our brothers.

"Brother," Lingxi held a half-eaten piece of sweet glutinous corn cake in one hand, stared at the sweet-scented osmanthus milk cheese with dark eyes, and begged childishly, "Can you feed me?"

Facing her pitiful eyes, I really couldn't bear to refuse, so I picked up the bowl and said, "Just feed half a bowl, and you are not allowed to eat the sweet glutinous corn cake in your hand."

When Lingxi heard this, her mouth shrunk, and tears came out immediately.

"Father said that he would take us out to play," I continued with a firm heart, "after you eat too much, you won't be able to eat it outside the palace."

As soon as Lingxi heard that he could go outside the palace, Jin Doudou didn't drop it, and obediently lowered his head and sipped sweet-scented osmanthus milk cheese.

In fact, there is a saying that I didn’t say, that if you eat too much consonance, it’s easy to be unable to walk, and you often have to recite it.But now that Mu Mu is not here, my epiphyllum bodyguard is not here, and Chu Yu beside my father is gone after blooming, so if she makes a fuss about carrying it again, I can only take it.

In order not to lose my understanding, I had no choice but to make a bad move.

After all, she is too heavy.

Lingxi ate sweet glutinous cakes, gnawed and gnawed, and suddenly asked me: "Brother, when do you think Chu Yu will come back? He has been gone for many days."

Chu Yu next to his father was a round-faced little book boy who had been seriously injured in the early years, and it took another year for the crown to bloom. Half a month ago, he returned to his hometown with Xuanwei General Duan Cijue to bloom. When I come back, I will marry General Xuanwei.

Lingxi has always liked Chu Yu very much, but if Chu Yu gets married, he will definitely move out of the palace and move to General Xuanwei's mansion, then Lingxi will not be able to play with Chu Yu often.

I hesitated for a moment, and decided not to tell Lingxi the sad news for the time being: "I'll be back in a few days."

Lingxi nodded, and finished eating the sweet glutinous cake conscientiously without gnawing her fingers, which is very good.As a compliment, I kissed her little cheek.

Calling the palace attendant to come in and remove the remaining dishes, I put on my boots, pulled Lingxi who climbed down by myself, and prepared to go to Lizheng Hall to find my father.

Although the father and the queen were kissing when they came, but experience tells me that usually after half an hour, the two of them are almost finished kissing.