Actually, you are not human

Zheng Qiufen was sitting in his sister's office in a mess, waiting for the busy Ms. Zheng Shuangjiang to come back from a meeting.

That day Du Shengxiao finished saying, 'That name is in your heart, you know it.And I can tell you everything, except for the name', he didn't even think about it, and asked about Bailian directly.

Du Shengxiao asked him what he wanted to know about Bai Lian.

He talked for a long time, talked about what he saw in the illusion, and said that Bai Lian is now his sister's boyfriend. After hearing this, Du Shengxiao stared at him with a strange expression, and finally said 'hmm' , It is absolutely false to tell his sister about the child in her womb, it is impossible for Bailian to like a human being.

"Why is it impossible?" Zheng Qiufen recalled his ignorant look at that time, and wished he could travel back to that time and cover his mouth: "Isn't it written like this in the stories? What kind of scholar and fox fairy, Scholar and snake spirit, scholar and... Anyway, have you read Tales from a Liaozhai Studio?"

Du Shengxiao looked at himself with a pitiful expression, and said, "Darling, have you heard of reproductive isolation?"

"What?"

"Heaven's divine hand, the code written in the genes of all creatures, an absolutely irresistible force - if you like your pet again, will you marry a dog?"

The conversation ended here, Du Shengxiao asked him to come and sit with his sister, try to see if he could enter into her memory, see what Bai Lian had done, and then decide how to deal with it - it was Du Sheng Xiao directly erased her sister's memory, or Zheng Qiufen figured out a way to make her sister break up with Bai Lian.

Zheng Qiufen was so annoying when he thought of these things, he lost his temper and drank the Coke that the secretary just brought him in one gulp, squeezed the soda can bottle in his hand, raised it to his eyes, squinted his eyes to aim, and threw it into the In the trash can, a few drops of Coke left in the soda can instantly left a caramel-colored stain on the light blue carpet between the sofa and the trash can.

It happened to be seen by Ms. Zheng Shuangjiang who came back from the door.

Zheng Qiufen: ...! ! ! !help! ! ! !

The smile on Ms. Zheng's face disappeared in an instant. She slammed the door behind her backhand, rushed over to pick up Zheng Qiufen's ear on her seven-centimeter high-heeled shoes, and said angrily, "Zheng Qiufen, are you three or two years old? Will you?" It’s great to throw out trash, and we can still shoot basketballs at the autumnal equinox!”

"Hehe, generally as good as you are, hehe." Zheng Qiufen smiled dryly and tried to save his ears from his sister's clutches, but his sister cruelly scratched the back of her hand with the other hand.

"Look at how old you are, you are not serious at work, you are not serious at work, you are not serious in love, and you can get into trouble if you drink a Coke! Go out and ask Aunt Li for tools, and don't leave until you clean up the Coke marks you made yourself!" Zheng Shuangjiang said angrily: "Go!" "

Zheng Qiufen: "...Yes."

He felt as if he had returned to the time when he was in his teens in an instant. He stained the carpet when he threw the basketball on the floor after playing basketball. At that time, Ms. Zheng Shuangjiang scolded him like this, and then scolded him while picking out With big bags and small bags, I sneaked out to buy new clothes for him between meetings, and said fiercely: "Try it on, don't make me buy it all the time, don't you know how to choose clothes when you are so grown-up?"

He recalled those standard girls who wore all kinds of cartoon-style clothes aesthetically, and went out with a smile to ask the cleaning aunt for tools.

Zheng Shuangjiang looked at his younger brother's rare obedience, shook his head helplessly, and pulled out a document that he had prepared a long time ago from the drawer.

When the siblings of the Zheng family were making noise, in the convenience store in Qinhai Tangzhuang, Du Shengxiao looked at a handsome young man expressionlessly.

"My lord, Xiaoqing came out to find you with great difficulty. Why didn't you take Xiaoqing with you when you went out this time?" The young boy said tearfully, watching Du Shengxiao swallow the instant noodles that he had just made in his hand. Swallowing, he asked, "My lord, what is this?"

Du Shengxiao raised his hand, smoothed the blue veins on his forehead, tried his best to ignore the strange or meaningful eyes cast by the words "adult" and "Xiaoqing", and said: "This is bubble Noodles... Forget it, you go back with me first." He re-covered the lid of the instant noodles, took a few snacks like chocolate and paid for it, and led a teary boy out of the convenience store.

As soon as he left the shop, Du Shengxiao's expression changed.

Bai Lian stood majestically outside the store, smiled at him, gave him a middle finger, and then whistled and left.

Du Shengxiao turned to look at the young boy beside him, and asked with an unfriendly expression: "He brought you out?"

"No, that adult didn't bring me out." The young boy shook his head like a rattle: "I ran out by myself."

Du Shengxiao sneered: "If you have the ability to open that barrier, I won't be able to let you stay in the city." He squinted at Bai Lian's back as he walked away, and scolded coldly : "This idiot, he doesn't even know what the middle finger means, so he imitates others to be cool. How many times have I said, don't imitate human beings casually. Unexpectedly, thousands of years have passed, and this guy still doesn't believe it." He shook Shaking his head, he unceremoniously picked up the ignorant young boy's back collar and dragged him all the way home. After closing the door, he asked solemnly, "Did you kill that Wang Chen?"

The young boy's eyes widened: "Kill, kill, kill, kill?" He stammered, "How can I kill someone? If someone kills someone, he will be hacked to death by the Dao of Heaven. Don't talk nonsense, my lord."

Du Shengxiao's face softened slightly: "You didn't kill it? That's fine. I'll send you back after dinner, and if you dare to sneak out again, I'll break your leg."

When he said 'break your leg', his tone was as calm as if he said 'I want to eat chocolate', but the little boy couldn't help shrinking his neck and shivering, then he remembered what Bai Lian had just said to himself Then, he summoned up his courage and shouted: "My lord, you can't send me back. I heard that you found..."

Before he finished speaking, Du Shengxiao's face changed, and he interrupted him coldly: "I found him, but what do you want?"

The little boy said: "I will continue to serve him. I was born to serve him."

Du Shengxiao looked him up and down with a strange expression, remembering the man's sexual orientation that he still couldn't understand, and muttered: "He doesn't need others to serve him now, but... if you recommend yourself as a pillow, maybe you really have a chance Stay and serve him."

Little boy: "Ah? What is a self-recommended pillow?"

Only then did Du Shengxiao realize what he had just said, so he cleared his cough and said coldly: "Who said you recommended yourself as a pillow? What are you listening to?"

Little boy: "..."

Du Shengxiao picked it up and said impatiently: "He doesn't need anyone to wait on him now, so hurry and go back with me." As he said that, he was about to pick up his back collar, but the young boy hurriedly dodged and shouted: "You can't take him with you." I'll go back! I know who killed the man!"

Du Shengxiao withdrew his hand and asked, "Who?"

In the chairman's office of the Zheng Group, Zheng Qiufen, who had cleaned the carpet happily, finished washing his hands and sat across from his sister's desk. Just as he was about to drink some water, he was frightened by a letter of agreement handed over by Ms. Zheng Shuangjiang. stammer.

"Marriage...marriage...prenuptial property notarization agreement?" He stammered out the title of the agreement, then suddenly raised his head to look at Zheng Shuangjiang: "Sister, do you really want to marry that guy?"