Actually, you are not human

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang!" The heavy and rapid knock on the door awakened Zheng Qiufen from his sleep. He rubbed his eyes and got up from the sofa, only to realize that the sky had already dawned, and he was just slumped on the sofa. After sleeping all night, my whole body is sour.

"Who is it?" He asked loudly while putting on his clothes.

"It's me." Du Shengxiao's voice came from outside the door: "Open the door quickly, something happened."

Zheng Qiu put on the vest and trousers in threes and fives. As soon as he opened the door, Du Shengxiao looked at him solemnly and said, "Wang Qing is dead."

"What?" Zheng Qiufen reacted for a moment: "Wang Chen's daughter?"

"Yes, I was found dead in my lover's car this morning, and my lover was also there. She must have been frightened. When she was found, she was insane and unconscious." Du Shengxiao sighed, and asked as if thinking of something: "Why did you react when you mentioned her? Know her?"

"I'm not familiar." Zheng Qiufen gave a 'tsk', turned and entered the room: "My sister liked to play with her when she was young, but later she got married, and her life became special..." Zheng Qiufen frowned, thinking for a moment , carefully came up with an adjective: "It's so colorful, my sister doesn't like to play with her anymore. I haven't seen her much since then."

Du Shengxiao followed him in: "Your sister is really old-fashioned."

"It's not just a general old-fashioned." Zheng Qiufen smiled: "She has been a little adult since she was a child, and she can't be said to be old-fashioned. My sister is pure and self-respecting."

Du Shengxiao nodded, didn't say anything more, looked him up and down, and said, "Did you sleep comfortably?"

"It's comfortable." Zheng Qiufen took two boxes of milk from the refrigerator, poured them into a small saucepan and put them on the gas stove, and asked while turning on the fire, "Have you eaten yet?"

"No." Du Shengxiao quickly replied, "Are you going to make breakfast?"

"That's right." Zheng Qiufen took out another box of Cheerios, poured it into the pot very generously, and stirred it with a spoon; "But I don't do anything too complicated, I just fry an egg and boil it. Milk cereal."

"It's already very good." Du Shengxiao sat down on the chair without treating herself as an outsider at all: "I like salty fried eggs."

"I forgot to add something." Zheng Qiufen glanced at him: "I just ran out of eggs at home, and today I only have milk and oatmeal. If you really want to eat eggs, I have a marinated egg with wild pepper in the snack basket, and you can have one."

"Oh, forget it." Du Shengxiao spread out his hands without forcing at all, propped his chin and looked at Du Shengxiao lazily standing in front of the stove in a daze.

"Does it look good?" Zheng Qiufen stirred the milk, turned around and smiled.

"It's okay." Du Shengxiao said calmly, "Men are all about the same."

Zheng Qiufen was stunned for a moment, then he suddenly smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" Du Shengxiao glanced at him.

"Do you know what you look like now?" Zheng Qiufen gave a strong definition without waiting for Du Shengxiao to speak: "The little gay in the deep cabinet!"

Du Shengxiao: "..."

Du Shengxiao: "Shut up and cook your meal."

Zheng Qiufen continued to stir the milk while having fun, and asked casually, "By the way, the matter of Wang Qingke was on the morning news in this city? How did you find out so quickly?"

"Wang Chen called me." Du Shengxiao stood up smelling the smell of milk, and took out two bowls from the glass cabinet.

"Wang Chen called you?" Zheng Qiufen was taken aback: "Why?"

"Did you forget? I'm a charlatan who understands Feng Shui." Du Shengxiao picked from a small basket of spoons a little irritably: "Are there any spoons of yours without patterns?"

"No, they are all with patterns, and they were all picked by my sister." Zheng Qiufen laughed: "Isn't it pretty?"

Du Shengxiao was silent for a moment, and said with emotion: "I thought there were no pastoral little flowers in the world of strong women."

"Not really." Zheng Qiufen turned off the fire and took down the milk and cereal: "But I am the silly little brother in her heart. She originally wanted to buy a set of Doraemon for me, but she took it after I stopped her." This set."

Du Shengxiao sighed, took out two spoons with green flowers on a white background, and sat down at the table. Zheng Qiufen evenly divided a small pot of milk into two bowls, and joked: "I'm so anxious when you came in just now." I thought I was going to go out right away, but I didn’t expect that you would be waiting to drink milk and cereal and still be in the mood to pick a spoon, to be honest, why are you knocking on my door in such a hurry?”

"I'm very anxious. This vengeful spirit has already started committing crimes when there are people around, and it's becoming more and more dangerous." Du Shengxiao said without changing his face, and took a spoonful of cereal to cool down: "But I'm Xiao Master, I have to carry it, if he asks me to go, I will go immediately, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"

Zheng Qiufen nodded approvingly: "Yes, high-ranking people disregard human lives recklessly."

"Pfft..." Du Shengxiao almost choked, and he glared at Zheng Qiufen: "I'm not disregarding human life, and it's useless for me to be anxious. Now the body is still in the police station. No matter how powerful Wang Chen is, he can't put me in it." In the morgue, although he said that the police officer at the scene said that the cases were similar to the previous cases, he couldn't be sure, and he had to wait for the results of the forensic examination to confirm. What's more, even if everything was in place, your east wind still hasn't blown up ?"

Zheng Qiufen thought for a while: "Okay, let's go there when the result comes out?"

"I'll go there." Du Shengxiao corrected: "You, a third-rate starlet, mixed with me and my credibility will immediately drop. You have to go by yourself."

"How did I get there by myself?" Zheng Qiufen looked at him inexplicably: "Although our family and the Wang family are both doing business in City M, they basically have no contact with each other. Why should I go there?"

Du Shengxiao looked back inexplicably: "Your sister's former good friend had an accident, and she can't come by herself now, so of course you have to go to someone's house to see."

Zheng Qiufen twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at Du Shengxiao's face as a matter of course, fell silent for a while, and said, "Oh."

Du Shengxiao couldn't help but smile when he saw the expression of 'you must be teasing me' all over his face. Just as he was about to speak, his phone rang, and he glanced at the flashing 'Mr. Wang Chen' on the screen. A word, the corner of the mouth curled up, and said: "Now everything is ready, Dongfeng, let's blow!"

Zheng Qiufen: "..."

Zheng Qiufen: "What the hell is starting to divide again."