Actually, you are not human

Hong Jiu suddenly raised his head, but saw that Du Shengxiao's face, which always had a casual smile, was not smiling at the moment. He put the Lingcheng badge in his hand on the table in a gentle manner, The slender fingers were extremely white, without a trace of blood or blemishes, and looked almost the same as the black Lingcheng badge on that side, as if they were all carved out of stone.

Hong Jiu looked at Du Shengxiao silently, while Du Shengxiao looked back at her expressionlessly. If Zheng Qiufen didn't know the cause and effect of this long stare at each other, he would probably think that this is a couple who have been separated for many years and reunited. Lovers—by the way, why don't these people even have to blink?Are eyelids made of stone?

Just when Zheng Qiufen could no longer stand the enigmatic silence and was about to interrupt, Hong Jiu finally lowered his head and slowly knelt on the ground.

"Hong Jiu knew he was wrong, please punish him, my lord."

"You know you're wrong?" Du Shengxiao laughed: "You know you're wrong, but I still don't know where you're wrong?"

"I..." Hong Jiu bit her lip and was about to speak when she heard a sneer.

Zheng Qiufen followed the prestige, and saw that the closed courtyard door was slowly pushed open, and the shop owner who used to always have a smiling face came in, and the round dumpling face showed an angry and disdainful expression. .

"Brother!" Hong Jiu cried out in tears, "What are you doing here?"

"Xiao Jiu'er, this matter started because of me, so I should naturally resolve it." The boss looked at the girl in red kneeling on the ground, his expression on his face softened slightly, but after looking at Du Shengxiao In an instant, his eyes turned cold again.

But Du Shengxiao was not affected by his eyes, smiled with great interest, and said to Hong Jiu: "I don't know, how can you have a red rabbit as a brother, because of that Are mice so fat that they look like rabbits?"

Zheng Qiufen finally found a smile that he could understand in the face of constant ignorance, and immediately laughed out loudly, Hong Jiu raised his head and glared at him fiercely, but the boss didn't respond, he was still dead He stared at Du Shengxiao.

The cold, hateful gaze seemed to have substance, although it had no effect on Du Shengxiao, it really displeased him.He thinks that the years of being Wan Lingshou have been a bit of hard work even if he has not achieved much. Although he is unkind, he has never favored any spirit beasts. Stare like staring at your father's enemy.

He felt very uncomfortable.

Du Shengxiao has always been a person who would never let others be happy if he was unhappy, so he first frowned his rather delicate eyebrows, and then carefully picked out a handful of cold leeks from a plate of grilled skewers, It was stuffed into the mouth of the three-foot beast that was opening its mouth wide begging for food with lightning speed, watched it slammed its mouth and chewed twice, then sprang up with a smug smile, and quickly hid When he got to the side, he even gave Zheng Qiufen who was watching the play in a daze.

So in the next second, the pair of brothers and sisters who were standing and kneeling were sprayed all over their heads and faces by the chewed and chopped leek spit out by the three-foot beast.

It can be described as quite disrespectful.

"You..." This is the boss who was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"I..." This is Hong Jiu who was almost fainted from Xun.

Du Shengxiao raised the corners of his mouth and smiled very decently and seductively, and said: "Finally no one is obtrusively staring at me, that fancy-tailed mouse, come on, tell me what exactly you want to do?"

Zheng Qiufen tried his best to hold back his laughter, and looked at the white dough-like face of the boss of 'Flower Tail Mouse', who was so angry that he was turned into dough poured with tomato juice, thinking: "This person's mouth is poisonous, it's really not true." What a good thing."

He also thought, this person is really very smart, sometimes he is crazy and cool, sometimes he is silent and sad, and sometimes he is so angry that people don't pay for his life.

But no matter what it is, that face with delicate eyebrows is very good-looking, it's really... so attractive.

Regardless of how Mr. Zheng was angry in his heart, the temper of the 'Flower Tail Mouse' couldn't be restrained, and he cursed loudly: "How on earth are you better than us? Why should we submit to your guard!" While picking up a formula, he challenged Du Shengxiao without warning.

Then he was whipped by the tail of the three-foot beast.

Du Shengxiao looked at the boss whose face was blushing immediately, smiled, but didn't say any more harsh words, reached out to pick up the Lingcheng chapter from the table, and asked, "Should I bring you back or are you honest and honest?" Really go back with me?"

"Is there a difference?" the boss gritted his teeth and shouted.

Du Shengxiao rubbed his chin and thought for a while, then said: "Of course I have. According to the chapter of Shangling City, your ten thousand years of cultivation will be gone. If you go back with me honestly, maybe I will be happy on the way." I let you go again!"

"Bah! Only ghosts will believe you!"

Having said that, the boss got up from the ground angrily, glanced at Hong Jiu who was sobbing with his head down, squeezed his fists, lowered his voice helplessly, and said, "My lord, I'll go back with you, But what I do has nothing to do with my sister, can you give her a break?"

"Can you give her a size up?" Du Shengxiao raised her eyebrows, "I can't——Chedina, don't you know how to say honorifics?"

Zheng Qiufen watched coldly as the blue veins on the boss's forehead twitched violently. He gritted his teeth angrily, trying to swallow back the bad words that had reached his lips, then lowered his head dejectedly, and said respectfully; "Everything is My fault, can you let her go?"

Du Shengxiao nodded casually, and glanced at Hongjiu: "Okay, bring me 700 years of cultivation, and then you can go."

The boss's face froze, and he said in a low voice: "My lord, Xiao Jiu'er is not in good health for a while, I... can I help her?"

"You give it for her?" Du Shengxiao gave him a strange look: "What are you, dare to compare your cultivation level with Chitu?"

Zheng Qiufen looked at the boss's stiff expression, frowned, and slowly restrained his smile.

Du Shengxiao didn't seem to notice it, and snorted: "It's fine, I don't want more of you, 1000 years of cultivation is not too much, right? Bring it."

"Okay." The boss agreed without thinking, and raised his hand to Du Shengxiao. Before Du Shengxiao could reach out, he saw Hong Jiu, who was crying on the side, pounced on him. He didn't say a word, just blocked the boss Front.

"What's the matter?" Du Shengxiao asked patiently, "Do you want to come by yourself?" Without waiting for Hong Jiu to answer, he went on to say: "But I advise you to forget it, I don't know what you are doing , but with 700 years of cultivation, I guess you won’t be able to maintain your human form, and I’ll still have to bring you back to Spirit City.”

"Yes, I know." Hong Jiuhong said sadly, "But if my brother spends 700 years of cultivation, it will be a dead end!"

"Then what's the matter?" Du Shengxiao asked calmly.

Hong Jiuyi was stunned by his flat tone for a while, and asked subconsciously, "What did you say?"

Zheng Qiufen frowned even more. He lowered his face and looked at them expressionlessly.

Du Shengxiao knocked on the table, and said impatiently: "I said, so what?"

"That's a life!" Hong Jiu screamed: "That's my brother's life! You are Wan Lingshou! How can you be like this... like this..."

"Indifference? Ruthless?" Du Shengxiao sneered, took out a silver booklet from his arms, ignored the boss's sudden change of expression, and read clearly: "Chitu Gu Hongjiu owes 700 years Cultivation. Lin Feng, the golden-tailed rat, owes three thousand and nine hundred years of cultivation." He looked at Lin Feng who was sitting paralyzed on the ground, turned his head, stared at the number 'three thousand and nine hundred years' and was speechless Hong Jiu, who came, asked softly: "Why, I didn't expect him to owe so many years of cultivation, right?"

"I..." Hong Jiu said in a trance: "My brother obviously only owes 1000 years. He told me himself that he failed to hand in his cultivation on time a thousand years ago. He was afraid of being punished by Master Wan Lingshou, so That's why I've been fleeing in the human world..."

"Run away?" Du Shengxiao repeated the word softly: "Why is he running away? Who chased him? Not to mention his little pitiful cultivation as a little crocodile. Rare, just say it's you, Gu Hongjiu, you are the only red rabbit in the world. You haven't been to Lingcheng for 700 years, if I didn't meet you by chance this time, would I have tracked you down?" He sighed and lowered his eyes. , picked up a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, and smiled faintly: "Spirit City is known as a hundred thousand spirit beasts, most of them are born with supernatural power, but their minds are not open. I am just a human body cultivated by a small spirit. The love of heaven, guarding the spirit city, apart from the leaky barrier set up by heaven that has not been repaired for many years and this body is beyond normal cultivation, what you can rely on is nothing more than you hand in once every hundred years. Cultivation. Gu Hongjiu, you keep saying that you like the human world, but you know, if all of you "human forms" refuse to hand in your cultivation to me, then even if I, Du Shengxiao, give up my life, I won't be able to stop it. One hundred thousand spirit beasts."

"I..." Hong Jiu muttered, unable to speak.

Du Shengxiao smiled at Zheng Qiufen who stood there with a thoughtful face, raised his hand and mercilessly pressed the Lingcheng badge on the head of the boss who was pinned down by the three-foot beast with its claws, and the boss immediately It turned into a wisp of white smoke, wrapped around Lingcheng Zhang's pure black body, and was sucked in.

Du Shengxiao put the Lingcheng badge in his arms, and said to Zheng Qiufen: "I'm going back with Sanchi and the flower-tailed mouse. If there's nothing wrong, I won't come back. What happened these days, you If you don’t want to remember, let Gu Hongjiu erase your memory.” He paused, and then said: “Although you will never find a bartender who is more handsome than me, the bartender in your shop It’s still pretty good, I guess it’s just a whim when I said I’m going to Beipiao, and I probably won’t leave in the future.”

Zheng Qiufen was first taken aback by his unexpected farewell, and then he was taken aback by his aimless narcissism. When he was about to ask him what he meant, he saw this man's eyes rolled, very beautiful He smiled and said: "You open the bar well, if I come back in the future, I will go there to find you."

Then, without waiting for Zheng Qiufen to say anything, he picked up the three-foot beast's ears, turned his back, and waved his hand quite coolly. The next second, the figure disappeared on the spot.

There was only one crying eye circle followed by the red rabbit and a stupefied human looking at each other. After a while, Zheng Qiufen said 'hmm' in the direction where he disappeared. He picked up two legs of lamb that had been grilled and snuggled up against the charcoal fire, wrapped them in oiled paper casually, and said in a low voice, "I'm leaving first, call me if you need help."

Then he walked away gracefully.

However, there is still a difference between a chic posture and a real chic. Zheng Qiufen went home and threw the leg of lamb on the plate, turned around and took out seven or eight bottles of beer from the refrigerator. He ate two bites of meat, one drink of wine, and three bites of meat. Take a drink, drink a drink, drink a drink, drink a drink...

The small bar owner Zheng Qiufen, who had never been an alcoholic, tried his best to dial the number of his buddy Li Feng just a second before he fainted. I thought, Du Shengxiao, that bastard, walks so gracefully.

He was so chic that he fucking thought he could see this kid again tomorrow.

A week later, after lying in the hospital for seven days due to alcoholism, he finally re-entered the front door of his house. Zheng Qiufen, who took off his shoes and hummed a little song, went to the kitchen to find water. After leaving it for a whole week, still intact with the marks of the two bites he had bitten, exuding the aroma of food, and not bad at all, for a moment, I felt that I should open a fortune-telling stall.

He reached out and picked up the plate of lamb legs carefully, and the next second, the doorbell rang.

——The end of the first volume of "Three Foot Beast"

The author has something to say: the author of the postgraduate entrance examination dog forgot to write this volume after the last update, this volume is considered as a reference.

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