Actually, you are not human

As soon as Zheng Qiufen changed his shoes and came out, he saw Du Shengxiao lazily standing at the door. The light in the corridor was pale, and his face, which was originally too delicate, was even more unreal. Lie down at his feet in the same laziness, and when Zheng Qiufen came out, he looked up at him, and then lowered his head again.

"Do you want to take it?" Zheng Qiufen hesitated for a moment: "Can I do it?"

Du Shengxiao glanced at the pitiful three-foot beast lying on its stomach, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "It's okay, it has added a layer of deception to itself, ordinary people see it as a big dog, just don't go where pets can't go gone."

"Oh." Zheng Qiufen didn't ask himself why he could see it, he sensed that there might be something wrong with him, but he didn't want to know or solve it.He thought for a while and said, "Then let's go for a skewer?"

"Lunch?" Du Shengxiao was stunned for a moment, and his slender eyebrows frowned slightly: "I was abroad for a long time before... What does this mean?"

Zheng Qiufen laughed: "Your institution is quite advanced, and you are still sending you abroad for further studies?"

Du Shengxiao smiled vaguely.

Zheng Qiufen didn't continue to ask: "A skewer is a barbecue, do you understand?"

Du Shengxiao recalled seeing other people eating barbecue on the side of the road, and nodded suddenly, his eyes that were originally cold were bent, and he smiled sincerely.

Zheng Qiufen was inexplicably in a good mood, waved his hand, and said, "You haven't eaten before, have you?"

"I haven't eaten that kind. When I was in England, I grilled steaks and so on." Du Shengxiao said, "I have grilled fish before." In fact, he had grilled prey in the wild earlier, but It doesn't matter if you don't say anything.

"It's so pitiful." Zheng Qiufen sighed faintly: "It seems that your organization doesn't treat you very well, and you haven't even eaten barbecue." He raised his hand and patted Du Shengxiao on the shoulder: "Go, brother will take you there Skewer!"

Du Shengxiao glanced at him, suddenly raised his eyebrows and smiled, squeezed his throat deliberately and said, "Okay, thank you brother."

Zheng Qiufen was so frightened that he almost bumped into the Sanchi Beast who stood up excitedly after hearing the meat eating. He patted the heart and said, "You have intermittent convulsions? Sometimes you are my neighbor, sometimes you are not my neighbor. One moment it's crazy and cool, and the other moment it's so... so motherly."

Du Shengxiao nodded, and said seriously: "Well, those who know me say so, maybe I broke my brain when I was young."

"Then I'm quite accurate." Zheng Qiufen said as he walked towards the elevator: "Stop talking at the door, let's go for a walk?"

"Get up, get up!" Du Shengxiao whistled suddenly, and Zheng Qiufen hurriedly held him down in fright: "You can take a rest, the corridor is not soundproof, if someone hears it, they will think I have a mental illness .”

Du Shengxiao smiled: "Isn't it a pity that I was excited to eat barbecue for the first time? I will definitely not do this if I go out without worry. I dare not say anything else. I still have a lot of experience in pretending to be a normal person. "

The elevator opened with a 'ding' sound. Du Shengxiao led the three-foot beast in, looked at Zheng Qiufen who was still outside, and raised his eyebrows: "Why are you in a daze? Come in."

"Oh." Zheng Qiufen hurried in, looked at Du Shengxiao lowered his head and patted the Sanchi Beast's head, and said, "I'll take you to eat meat now, and go back when you're full, do you hear me?"

The three-foot beast whimpered and licked his hand, but he slapped it away with disgust.Zheng Qiufen suddenly had the urge to have a drink with him and talk until he was drunk.

He finally knew where the guilt just now came from.

Du Shengxiao is so similar to him, he said 'I still have a lot of experience in pretending to be a normal person. 'He poked Zheng Qiufen's little heart hard.

However, this impulse was only for a moment. In the next second, he swallowed the phrase "Do you want to go to the bar later?" The elevator door opened slowly, two people and one dog?walked out.

The barbecue shop is not far from the community. The name is "Succulent Meat". The decoration is mainly emotional. The front is in the style of an open-air food stall. The wall at the entrance has been turned into a photo wall. There are photos of a group of teenagers and girls eating meat and drinking happily. The boss is at the door It is baked and sold now, and the whole box of beer is directly stacked on the side.

However, Zheng Qiufen led Du Shengxiao and Sanchi Beast to say hello to the boss, walked directly through the door, passed two doors, turned around a corridor, and an open-air barbecue party appeared in front of him.

Although it is already the season of early autumn, the young girls here still only wear short denim skirts, and their slender and flexible waists are exposed under short Ts of various colors. They sit around a huge barbecue grill, and the guests They choose their own ingredients from the food plate on the side, and they can hand them to the girls, or they can bake them on the shelf themselves. All the ingredients are the freshest, and meat such as beef, sheep, pigs, fish, and chicken are all from the cooperation on the same day. The goods picked up by the slaughterhouse, because the frozen and thawed meat will lose the original tenderness.Vegetables can be washed from the food plate, or they can be selected from the vegetable patch next to the wall in the yard. They are all fresh vegetables of the season. They were probably just watered in the evening, and there are even some crystals on the lettuce leaves. drops of water.

This is an advanced version of a barbecue restaurant. The food stall business in the front yard is purely to add some atmosphere to the high-end barbecue in the backyard. Zheng Qiufen is obviously a frequent visitor here, and someone greets him as soon as he enters.

"Mr. Zheng is here today, too?"

"Hey, Mr. Zheng brought friends here today?"

"When did you raise a dog in the uprising? Oh, what a big one?"

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Zheng Qiufen smiled at the first two people who greeted him, walked up to the young man who called him 'Uprising', snatched the grilled chicken skewers from his hand, and laughed and cursed while eating: "Everyone How many times have you said it was the Autumn Harvest Uprising, not the Autumnal Equinox! You are a fish, right? You only have a seven-second memory, and you forget it in the blink of an eye!"

The man named Liang Ze was delighted when he heard it, and he smiled: "Isn't this the only way I'm going to strike up a conversation with Mr. Zheng? It's a new trick, and I'll eat it all over the world."

"Go away, I won't correct you next time, just wait until your old man hears and scolds you!" Zheng Qiufen said while beckoning Du Shengxiao to choose ingredients: "Go directly to the plate over there You can choose from here, do you know what San... Sanchi wants to eat?"

Du Shengxiao looked at the three-foot beast that was staring at him anxiously, and nodded.

Zheng Qiufen continued: "Then you choose, I'll get two bottles of wine, do you drink beer?"

Du Shengxiao asked, "Is there no red wine?"

Zheng Qiufen was stunned for a second, and the diners around looked at them one after another. Liang Ze chuckled: "Fresh, western style, skewers with red wine, is it really cool?"

Du Shengxiao went to see Zheng Qiufen in a daze, Zheng Qiufen clenched his fist and laughed teasingly, then cleared his throat: "Nothing popular, is beer okay?"

"Anything is fine." Du Shengxiao realized that there might be some customs here, such as not drinking red wine, so he didn't ask too much, and nodded casually. I asked the girls to grill the meat, and I picked an empty table at random and sat down.

Unexpectedly, the next second, the table was kicked over.

A little girl in red was stepping on the overturned table, and reached out to pick Du Shengxiao's chin: "Handsome guy, I'm Hong Jiuer, I heard you want to drink me?"

The diners around laughed one after another, Du Shengxiao remembered Zheng Qiufen's teasing smile just now, cursed inwardly, and turned his head expressionlessly.

In the next second, the expression of the domineering little girl changed drastically, and she was about to run away, but Du Shengxiao quickly grabbed her wrist.

Looking at the girl with a gloomy face, Du Shengxiao smiled slightly and said, "Gu Hongjiu, it's been a long time since I saw you, but you are getting younger and younger?"