Actor's pride

That night, Zhou Xiaoya lingered in the bath for a long time as usual. Tang Mu was very curious. He had to take a bath for more than an hour every night. What was he doing in it?If it was an ordinary man, he would have guessed that the other party was flying a hot water plane, but he knew that Zhou Xiaoya didn't masturbate after work, so he really didn't know what kind of mushrooms he was growing in it every day.

At this time, Tang Mu suddenly remembered that on the day he brought Zhou Xiaoya back, in Zhou Xiaoya's big suitcase, besides duck ties, there were most of all kinds of bottles and cans.At that time, he didn't think much about it, he just thought that he had to bring a complete set of facial cleanser, body lotion, moisturizing cream, essence, etc. just like girls.But now that he recalled it, it seemed... It seemed that Zhou Xiaoya's bottles were not arranged beside the sink like a girl, but placed on shelves above the bathtub.Zhou Xiaoya also specially warned Tang Mu solemnly: "Don't touch my things on these two floors!"

If it's a general shampoo and shower gel, what is there that deserves special advice?The more Tang Mu thought about it, the more suspicious he became.

In the end, Zhou Xiaoya came out with water dripping from her hair and a big bath towel covered by a little yellow duck.There were transparent water droplets on the milky white neck, so crystal clear that it seemed to blind Tang Mumu's dog's eyes.If he was really a husky, he couldn't help crying again.But now is not the time to be a nympho, Tang Mu sneaked into the bathroom on tiptoe.

Pulling open the shower curtain and tearing off Zhou Xiaoya's "300 taels of silver here" towel covering her head, Tang Mu read the Japanese instructions on it with her big eyes eager for knowledge.It's a pity that Tang Mu can only recognize a few of the mutated Chinese characters, and he doesn't recognize any of the rest of the ghost painting symbols (Japanese pseudonyms).

But Tang Mu was really curious. He decided to ask Zhou Xiaoya directly. The two of them had already lived together to "cultivate their relationship". Sooner or later, he would be his own person, and there should be no secrets between them.

"Little duck," Zhou Xiaoya was numb to Tang Mu's aggressive address, and let him go, "Can you tell me why it takes you so long to take a bath every day? And what are your two layers of things on the shelf for? It doesn't look like shower gel either."

Zhou Xiaoya was secretly drinking a cup of cookie milk tea, and almost choked the milk tea up her nostrils.He coughed a few times and took a few deep breaths to calm himself down, as if he finally felt that it was okay to say it, so he told Tang Mu the truth: "Oh, those are actually not secrets, I was afraid you would know I didn’t say disgusting, those are the stuff I use to maintain my brows.”

Caring for Chrysanthemums? ? ? ! ! ! !Tang Mu felt another door to a new world suddenly opened in front of him. Inside stood a boy with a cute face like an angel, beckoning to him slowly, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around, Tilting his round buttocks, revealing the daisies blooming behind him.From the flower hole, a magnificent light with a dream filter was emitted.

The boy in the hallucination (also Zhou Xiaoya in reality) said to him in an extremely seductive voice (Tang Mu's self-made sound filter): "If you don't feel disgusted, it's okay to tell you. This is the case for the recipients. Every night when taking a bath, first clean the intestines with an enema, which contains medicinal and health-care ingredients that moisturize the intestines and soften the acupoints; then apply a layer of moisturizing to the acupoints Essence, isolation, and finally apply a circle of mask. Oh, I said this just to make it easier for you to understand the analogy. In fact, the name is different from the cosmetics used by girls, but the functions and steps are similar. After finishing the mask, the first When you wake up the next morning, your color will be more pink. You know that in our industry, there is a second face underneath... Oh Tang Mu, what's wrong with you, Tang Mu!"

Tang Mu sucked the dripping nosebleed, and said blankly, "It's okay..."

Tang Mu has completely entered the beautiful world in the gate of illusion.

Since that incident, Tang Mu paid extra attention to Zhou Xiaoya's various weird things.He found many props that he used to practice, such as massage sticks, lala beads, lubricating fluid, etc., and even the most basic condoms were hidden in a large box under his bed.Look at the packaging, there are spiked, floating, fruity, luminous, time-delayed lock essence... you can find everything.

Tang Mu asked Zhou Xiaoya again with a nosebleed: "You don't have sex after get off work, why are you collecting these! They have been disassembled!" According to the quantity, a normal person may not be able to use it up in a few years (sex Except for addicts).

Zhou Xiaoya said confidently: "Research business, I want to delve into the usage and function of each type, it is easy to use when shooting."

Tang Mu thought, you still want to shoot GY together, hum, stop dreaming, will I agree?But when he thought about it, fortunately these male stars wore condoms during filming (to promote the anti-AIDS), so, in a way...he still hopes to get his "first time"?

Thinking about it this way, Tang Daying, whose head was already glowing green, let out an optimistic and demented smile again.