Every time I'm lazy, I'm putting on big things, and I'm very tired today

"what?!"

I wiped my mouth, stood up from my seat in a murderous spirit, and crushed the cup in my hand, which made Anbu almost cry out in fright.

"You'd better go and have a look!" Anbu left after saying that.

I looked at the back of Anbu's disappearance, and then at Kyono with the same cracked expression, I frowned and realized that things were not that simple.

Immediately, he slapped the table and walked out of Hokage Building, and went straight to Dashemaru's laboratory.

I want to see what Orochimaru is up to!

The door of the laboratory was kicked open by me.

The people in the room all looked towards me when they heard the movement, followed by a baby crying.

I:".........?"

There really is a fucking kid here?

"Oh, the fifth generation is here."

Orochimaru heard the movement and several people came out of the house, holding something wrapped in cloth in their arms, and the source of the sound was the swaddling baby.

As the cries moved from far to near, I stared at Dashemaru's smiling but malicious expression, as if I wanted to stare a hole in his face.

"Come and see your son."

Seeing my increasingly gloomy face, the other party wasn't afraid at all, and instead got closer to me.

I stepped back a few steps numbly, and looked at him fiercely.

"You explain to me, I am a big man, I have never touched a girl's hand, where is my son?!! Did it pop out from the cracks in the rocks!! Or you gave birth to me??! "

Unexpectedly, Dashewan smiled instead of anger, and said slowly: "It's not wrong to say that I gave birth to you."

I:"......!!!"

I rely on! ! !

I was so disgusted by his words that I almost kicked him.

Then he heard his next sentence: "Your child would not have been born without me. Also, who said he was born in October?"

I was shocked and froze in place for an instant. Suddenly, the experimental materials I saw in Dashemaru's office a year ago and what he said to me at that time flashed through my mind.

"At that time, I will prepare a big gift for you."

Nima!Feelings are waiting for me here! ! ! !

I was so angry that I was a little dizzy, and I held my heart for a long time before I regained my senses. Jingye, who followed me, hurried over to help me who was walking weakly. It can be seen that this was really exciting.

After 2 minutes, I slowly withdrew my thoughts and questioned each word patiently: "You took my cells and did this shit? Make me happy to be a father? Who is the child's maternal lineage?"

I rolled up my sleeves, thinking that if Orochimaru told me that the child's mother was one of his former subjects, even if the Minister of Finance came to my door and cried to me, he would tear down his laboratory! !

"Ask so many, you'll know after a quick look."

Orochimaru stuffed the crying baby into my arms, I hurriedly took it carefully, looked down at the child's appearance, and all my temper disappeared in the blink of an eye.

This—I blinked.

Although the child looks only one or two months old, you can vaguely see his eyebrows and appearance. Even when he is crying, he can observe that his appearance is not very similar to mine, but looks like... .

My anger suddenly surged up again, if I hadn't taken into account that I was still holding a child in my arms, I would have punched him in the face long ago.

I hugged the baby and coaxed him unskillfully, and when he finally stopped crying, I raised my head and asked coldly, "How did you get his cells?"

Orochimaru shrugged: "Huh? Didn't he say that we were partners before, and there is always a way to get things."

Hearing this, I couldn't help breathing in, suppressing the anger in my heart, not because I was angry with Orochimaru for making me happy to be a father, but because he dared to covet Itachi! !

I kept convincing myself, calm down, calm down, Orochimaru is doing charity.As soon as his project is launched, the village no longer has to worry about the symptoms of ninja infertility, and even the problem of reverse population growth can be solved.

——But I'm still so angry! !Damn it! ! !

"...Ah, ah."

When I was angry, the baby in my arms seemed to have sensed something, moved its hands and feet, and uttered a few short syllables from its mouth.

I quickly restrained my murderous aura, squeezed out a smile and looked at the baby in the swaddle. The big cat eyes were really cute no matter how they looked, and they had a strong sense of sight.

Only then did I realize that the child's pupils were amber, which suddenly overlapped with those eyes deep in my memory.

I couldn't help but startled.

It was a long, long, long memory, so long that I sometimes doubted whether that memory was my own, but the turbulent thoughts floating in my heart told me that it really belonged to me.

Only belong to me, one of the few precious memories.

Jingye came up at the right time and sighed, "His eyes are different from the captain's, they are amber! Captain, does anyone in your family have eyes of this color?...Captain?"

Noticing my lack of focus, he called me dumbly.

I came back to my senses abruptly, and responded dryly with a few words as if I had just woken up from a dream. Then I stared blankly at the little baby, and spoke for a long time.

"Ah... my father also has such eyes."

With a soft expression on my face, I gently stroked the baby's fetal hair. The child giggled and waved his hands and grabbed my fingers.

It's really unbearable.

Finally, my eyes fell back on Dashewan, I had mixed feelings for a while, and I didn't know what to say.

"I'm really angry that you took my cells to do random experiments, but I also want to thank you from the bottom of my heart." I said softly, "Thank you, Orochimaru, I like this gift very much."

Orochimaru smiled nonchalantly, if I didn't know what he was like, I might really have thought he was kind-hearted.

"You don't need to thank me. This is just the product of my experiment. I just gave it to you if it succeeds."

I:"............"

What to do, I still really want to hit him.

I endured and endured, and squeezed out a few words through the gap between my teeth: "Okay, I really trouble you to think hard for my sake, but he is a man-made creation after all, so there will be no problem, right?"

After all, it is not a fetus that has actually experienced the birth of the mother, and there are still great uncertainties in life and health. What's more, this is not the offspring of a conventional male-female union at all, but the blood of two males!

It was so suffocating, so counterintuitive.

Orochimaru said with a determined face: "No problem, it is guaranteed to be the same as a normal fetus, develop normally, and grow up safely."

"...I understand."

Hearing what he said, I closed my eyes and pushed aside the messy bangs on my forehead. The fight with Nine-Tails didn’t do me any favors. On the contrary, it was Orochimaru’s few words that almost hurt me internally. It’s really bad. Heart.

I left with the child in my arms, dodged all the way to avoid the crowd, and happily reached Tsunade's office.

"Cousin, cousin, come and see, this is your nephew!"

Tsunade stared in astonishment at the baby in the swaddling infant whose eyeballs were about to pop out, and was about to yell at her, so I hurriedly told her what happened before she calmed down.

"With this child, Cousin, you can't force me to get married, can you?"

Those ninjas in the village who are bored don't have to gossip about my life every day, and they can also refuse some family marriage invitations.

I thought flatteredly, triumphantly.

As if he knew what I was thinking, Tsunade twitched the corners of his mouth and asked abruptly, "Who is the child's mother?"

I:"............"

I'm silent, how can I say this.

Seeing my reaction, she immediately became angry, snatched the child, lifted my collar and threw me out of the window.

"Brat, get out!"

I:"............"

With a bang, the window was closed indifferently, just like my mood at this time.

I patted the dust off my clothes, and with a gloomy face, Kaifei Leishen went back to Hokage Tower. Jingye was already waiting for me in the office.

Seeing my empty hands, he wondered, "Where's the child?"

I said bitterly with a downcast face: "I was snatched away by Tsunade, and then kicked me out."

Kyono: "......"

Kyono: "Alright, have you decided on a name for him yet?"

I scratched my hair, pondered for a long time and finalized: "It's March now, so let's call it Yayoi! It also has the meaning of new life! The child has my surname, so I'll call him Yayoi Senju. Well, that's not bad!"

I chewed the name over and over again, and the more I thought about it, the more I liked it. Only Kyono stood aside numbly, not wanting to comment.

Kyono: "So the child's mother is..."

I said decisively, "He doesn't have a mother."

Kyono: "Huh???"

There was a momentary blank in his expression, and then as if he thought of something, his heart skipped a beat and he stopped asking.

Thinking of this, I also thought that the other party should be notified about this incident, so I went to the window and took a look, and quickly disappeared into the house, and came back from outside after a while, holding a crow in my arms.

I scratched my head and thought about how to write this letter. After holding it in for a long time, I could only think of one sentence, so I resigned myself to writing it on a note, folded it and tied it to the crow's leg, and let it fly towards the window.

"Go! Fly!"

Crow: "...Gah!"

The crow circled angrily in mid-air and uttered an unpleasant cry, which harassed me for a while before flapping its wings against the psychic and leaving.

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small theater:

Itachi saw his psychic beast appearing in front of his eyes, screaming and screaming. There was a note tied to his leg, and he quickly took it off and hid it in his sleeve.

Kisame: Itachi-san, your psychic beast seems very irritable.

Ferret: Nothing, it's in heat.

Ghost shark:?

crow:?

Itachi turned his back, quietly opened the note in his hand, and saw a sentence written on it.

"Honey, do you want a baby?"

Itachi:......

Ghost shark: Itachi-san?

Itachi silently held the note in his hand and turned around expressionlessly.

Ghost Shark was terrified, and quickly looked around: Itachi-san, why did you open your Sharingan?Is there any danger nearby?

Itachi:......

Six years later, the six-year-old Yayoi asked his fifth generation father.

Yayoi: Father, father, you and father are both men, so where did I come from?

Yanichi: You were born by your grandma Orochimaru.

Yayoi:......

Yan Yi stroked his son's head: ah, I really opened my eyes without being frightened.

Sending Avalokitesvara·Oshemaru: Your teacher will always be your teacher, can Namikaze Minato do it!

Crow: I am a psychic beast, not a carrier pigeon! ! !