Every time I'm lazy, I'm putting on big things, and I'm very tired today

My name is Yayoi Senju. I am seven years old this year. I have a father who is the Fifth Hokage and a father who is the principal of the ninja school. I also have a younger brother named Saku Uchiha who is four years younger than me.My father's surname is Senju, and my brother's father's surname is Uchiha, but our looks are reversed.

I wonder why the whole family has black eyes and I am the only one with amber eyes.

I have two younger uncles, one works under my father and the other works in Anbu, and there is a family uncle who is the head of Anbu.The director of Konoha Hospital is my aunt, who looks as young as my father but is older than Grandpa Minato!Simply incredible!

I also have four ancestors, three of whom live in the Land of Rain, and they often come to Konoha to see me and my brother.I really like that great-grandfather with very long and frizzy hair. He would teach me how to blow fire and praise me for my talent, but every time he came, my father's expression was gloomy and terrifying.

Because my father and father were too busy, I was thrown to my uncle Sasuke to raise me before going to school. I complained to him that whenever I wanted my father to teach me how to throw a shuriken, he would always poke my forehead with a smile Say "next time for sure", and then there is no more.Uncle Sasuke said, it's normal, your father lied to me like this when I was young.

Uncle Sasuke is so miserable, my mood is inexplicably balanced, Dad is such a big pig.

At the age of six, the school taught us that every child is born from the mother's womb, but I don't have a mother, where did I come from?

I went to ask my father, and my father lied to me that I was born by Grandma Dashemaru, so I opened my eyes in fright, while my father gloated at the sidelines.

When my father learned about this, he said a few words to his father without any pain, but he also tacitly agreed to this statement in disguise, but it was not born.From him, I learned that the younger brother was also created by Dashemaru's grandma, but this time the white-haired grandpa also got involved.

So where the hell am I coming from?

Uncle Kakashi and Aunt Rin also come to play with me. Sometimes they are two, sometimes three, and the third is a strange uncle wearing a mask who calls himself Hobby.

To be honest, Uncle Ah Fei's joke was quite cold, but I still smiled cooperatively.

A few days ago, I heard that Uncle Naruto and Uncle Sasuke were together, Grandma Kushina chased Uncle Naruto for five streets, I was very worried about him.But my father said, what a joke, when I had a showdown with your aunt Tsunade, she chased me for eight blocks and broke three ribs.

My father is so powerful, he is worthy of being a father, it is not easy to live to this day.

I was beaten by my father for saying this.

Alas, the life of the Son of Hokage is so unpretentious and boring.

Uchiha · Ninja School Principal · Itachi commented: This is all written in a mess, go back and rewrite it!

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About the birth of Saku Uchiha.

Qianshou Feima is very interested in Yayoi's birth method, and wants to try to create a life by himself, but he doesn't have the materials at hand!

Orochimaru heard that the idol had this wish, and silently took out two test tubes when he was worried, no materials?It's okay, he has it!

The two looked at each other with a smile, and they were doing a good job, always rushing to the forefront of entrapment of the Five Dynasties.

Later, the Fifth Hokage, who became a father again and was chased by Tsunade for eight streets, dug up all relevant samples from Orochimaru's laboratory and destroyed them all.

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Paving the way for part two?It's far away, let's go, there is still a long story to come to an end.