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Before this incident happened, Sheng Yi never thought that he would face such an embarrassing situation.

If Sheng Yi is now given a chance to ask questions on Zhihu, the estimated situation is as follows:

Cedric·Sheng: My ex-rival and I now share a double room.He went to find the condoms in the room behind my back.What is he thinking?What should I do?Very anxious, waiting online.

However, there is no Zhihu here, and there is no off-site help. Poor Comrade Sheng Yi can only face such an embarrassing scene alone.

Sheng Yi thought silently, should he turn around and leave as if he didn't see anything, or should he ignore it decisively as if he didn't know the meaning of "condom"?Well, I'm so sad...

Just when Sheng Yi was worried, Devil took action first.He threw the condom in his hand back into the drawer, and then closed the drawer like stealing a bell.Turning to Sheng Yi, he said, "I just want to see if there are any bugs here."

Sheng Yi: ... Do you understand "There is no silver 300 taels here"? Devil, you really need to consolidate the Encyclopedia of Chinese Idioms again.The wisdom of our ancestors cannot be lost!

However, he did not dwell on this issue either.The two resolutely pretended that one had done nothing, and the other pretended that they hadn't seen anything.He decisively ignored this embarrassing scene, but only the two of them knew what they were thinking.

Devil seemed to justify the reason he said, and in the next hour, he really checked the whole room up and down, as if he was really sure that there were no bugs or pinhole cameras here.

And Sheng Yi was sitting on the only bed, decisively turned on his phone and searched for the current information.

As soon as I opened the browser, the first item on it was bright: A huge explosion occurred in a certain city in the rotten country. The criminals used powerful bombs to blow up the entire city.The police are trying to catch the killer.

Sheng Yi: ...This is the first time I've been in the news because of a crime!It's very fresh.

Sheng Yi just swiped at the message, and soon it was time for dinner.At noon and afternoon of the two today, one was swiping his phone while the other was checking the room and adjusting the firearm.It wasn't until this time that I felt a pang of hunger in my stomach.

Devil got up, put away the gun at hand, and said to Sheng Yi who was sitting on the bed and swiping his phone: "Let's go have dinner."

So the two went downstairs again, and once again saw the inn proprietress who always looked at the two of them with very ambiguous eyes.

Seeing the two of them coming down, the proprietress first smiled, and then said: "Good evening. Is there anything I can do for you?" (Good evening. Is there anything I can do for you?)

Devil glanced at her, then seemed to think of something suddenly, and asked: "Could you please tell me the check-out time?" (Can you please tell me the check-out time?)

The proprietress seemed to have just remembered that she forgot to tell the guests the check-out time, she beat her head in annoyance, and said: "I'm so sorry. [-]and[-]:[-]beforethehalf-daycheck-outaresubjecttothefee , if after [-]:[-] check-out fees charged by the day.” (I’m very sorry. I forgot to tell you the check-out time. The check-out time is before [-]:[-] pm. If you continue to stay after [-]:[-] and check out before [-]:[-], you will be charged Half-day room rate, if check-out after [-]:[-], it will be charged as one-day room rate.)

Devil nodded, and then said: "Isthere any restaurant near here?" (Is there any restaurant near here?)

The proprietress replied: "Yes. Goout and turn right. And go straight for [-] mand you'll see restaurant on your left." (Yes. Go out and turn right, go straight [-] meters, the restaurant is on your left.

Devil nodded and said, "Thank you." (Thank you.)

The proprietress replied with a smile: "My pleasure." (My pleasure.)

So, Devil and Sheng Yi came to the restaurant following the guidance of the proprietress.

However, what neither of them expected was that when they entered, the waiter who came over asked them a word that neither of them thought of: "Areyoulovers?" (Are you lovers?)

Devil: ...

Sheng Yi: ... Is this the reason why a corrupt country is a corrupt country?Why does everyone here think they are a gay couple whenever they see two men together?

Both of them couldn't help being silent, and neither of them answered this somewhat strange question.

Seeing that they did not answer, the waiter realized that he had misunderstood, and explained with a smile: "Ourrestaurantishavinganactivity.Lovers'consumptioncanbehalved." (Our restaurant is holding an event. Couples' consumption can be halved.)

After listening to what he said, Sheng Yi vaguely understood why the proprietress recommended them to this restaurant. She probably thought they were a couple and offered them a discount.

Thinking of this, Sheng Yi was relieved.Since it was a misunderstanding, he no longer struggled with it, and replied directly: "No." (No.)

Almost at the same time, Devil also said: "Yes." (Yes.)

Devil: ...why are we "not"?

Sheng Yi: ...Why do we "yes"?Today has got to be the most embarrassing day of my life.

Waiter: ...Soareyoulovers? (So ​​are you a couple or not?)

It was Sheng Yi who came back to his senses first, he had already encountered something that made him feel very embarrassing today, so when he encountered this situation, he felt okay and adapted very quickly.He said: "Sorry, but really aren't lovers." (Sorry, but we really aren't lovers.)

Hearing his words, the waiter didn't know what [-]-word love-hate relationship was in his brain, and the eyes he looked at the two of them became a little weird, especially the eyes at Devil, um, why? Say, a little "poor"?

Accidentally being regarded as a "poor little boy" who failed to pursue his sweetheart Devil:? ? ?

The waiter led the two of them to the private room, handed them the menu, and asked them to order.

Both Sheng Yi and Devil are not picky about food, so they ordered some food that could satisfy their hunger, and asked the waiter to go down.

In a room with only two people, silence seems to be an invisible embarrassment.

Sheng Yi really wanted to break the silence, but what happened today made him not know how to speak.He always vaguely felt that if his words were wrong, maybe everything now would be shattered.

Just when Sheng Yi was thinking hard and wanted to find a topic, someone knocked on the door of the private room.

The one who came in was not the waiter just now, but a mature and attractive waitress.The waitress was obviously very excited, her eyes unconsciously looked at Devil.

This is also normal, although Sheng Yi looks good, but in order to hide his too strange ears, he wears a hood in the room, so no one can see his face clearly.On the other hand, Devil, except for a black windbreaker, black T-shirt, black trousers, and black boots, has no other coverings all over his body.And his most attractive handsome face was so brightly exposed to the masses.It would be strange if he didn't fall in love with those daring Yangou!

However, even though he thought so in his heart, Sheng Yi didn't know why, but he felt very uncomfortable when he saw the waitress sizing up Devil with such explicit eyes that she was about to put her eyes on Devil's body.It was as if, it was not the Devil who was offended, but himself.

Devil didn't show much, even though he was very sensitive to people's eyes, and he also noticed the desire in the waitress' eyes, but he didn't want to take care of this guy.In his heart, except for Sheng Yi in front of him, no one is worthy of his attention for a second.

The waitress saw that Devil was only staring intently at the hooded young man in front of him, as if he didn't notice her at all, and couldn't help feeling a little disappointed and angry.

She placed the vegetable salad in her hands on the table of the two of them, and bent over specially to expose her plump figure to Devil's eyes, completely blocking Devil's sight of Sheng Yi.

Devil: ...

Sheng Yi: ...

This woman is really annoying!

But both of them were the kind of people who couldn't express their emotions. Although they were very tired of the waitress in front of them, they still showed no expression on their faces.

The two just kept their original movements, with a waitress in the middle looking at each other.

The scene in front of him made Sheng Yi think of a somewhat similar idiom: fighting cattle across mountains.

The waitress was stared left and right by the eyes of the two, and she felt a little uncomfortable. After all, who can bear such scorching eyes staring at "myself"?And not one pair, but two pairs.

So, she got up quickly, and because she couldn't stand firmly, she almost fell to the ground and made a big ocean image.

The waitress left the room resentfully.

After returning to the back kitchen, she saw the male waiter from the beginning again.

The male waiter laughed and joked: "Mary, did the handsome guy accept your invitation?" (Mary, did the handsome guy accept your invitation?)

The waitress named Mary replied with a sulky face: "Nope, his attention is all on the man opposite him." (No, his attention is all on the man opposite him.)

Thinking of the previous scene, the male waiter seemed to have expected it, and said to Mary: "Yousee! Itoldyouso! They mustbelovers." (Look! I told you earlier! The two of them are a couple.)