On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View
Chapter 64 Hehehehe
"Fuck, what the hell is this?!"
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously hid behind Tao Huaian, pointing tremblingly at the unknown object in the bathtub.
Tao Huaian hugged Tang Xiaochuan into his arms without a hassle. He didn't speak, but soon Tang Xiaochuan knew the answer.
Because the next moment, Tang Xiaohei, who didn't know where he went wild, got into the bathroom, jumped up and rushed towards the unknown object in the bathtub, and then bit the huge fish head with a groan.
Seeing Tang Xiaohei's familiar reaction, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realized.
"This thing is... Xiaocheng?"
That grass goldfish? !
How did that grass goldfish become what it is now?Mutated?Gene mutation?
Looking at the unidentified object with upper body fish and lower body still tumbling in the bathtub, Tao Huaian frowned slightly: "That grass goldfish seems to be going to be shaped like a human, it shouldn't be..."
"Shouldn't? What do you mean?" Tang Xiaochuan didn't understand, isn't it normal to cultivate a human form after becoming a spirit?But what he didn't understand the most was how the grass goldfish's human form could be so ugly.
"It shouldn't be so early." Tao Huaian said flatly.
"You mean he developed early?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked, "Why? Did he take hormones? Did he eat gold?"
Tao Huaian shook his head: "I don't know, there are many possibilities."
Tang Xiaochuan took a step forward and pulled Tang Xiaohei who was biting the huge fish head to death: "Stop making trouble."
Tang Xiaohei: "Meow!" What a big fish!Let go of it!
Tang Xiaochuan persuaded patiently: "...you will spoil your stomach, be good."
At this moment, Rabbit Essence also jumped into the bathroom with a chubby little hamster on its back.
The relationship between the rabbit and the mouse is unexpectedly good, and they often play together, so the rabbit spirit will occasionally act as a mount for the hamster.
"What happened just now?" Tang Xiaochuan turned his head and asked the rabbit and mouse who had just entered the door.
The hamster sitting on Rabbit Jing's back stared at Heidou's small eyes, as if he had been greatly frightened: "Just now that stupid fish crawled out of the fish tank and insisted on playing with me. Of course I refused, but the next moment, That stupid fish suddenly went crazy and rolled around in the living room. I thought it was upset, so I quickly coaxed it to say that I would like to play with it, but it still didn't stop, and kept rolling around, turning the living room into a mess. Everything in it shattered, and it flopped all the way to the bathroom... Then it suddenly grew bigger, and it grew two human legs, and it was kind of disgusting, to be honest."
The Rabbit Fairy added from the side: "It should have turned into a human form. This should be the first time it has turned into a human form. The first time a goblin turns into a human form, it will be very painful."
Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback: "Will it hurt?"
"Of course," the rabbit spirit shook its long ears, "How can it be so easy and casual to change from the original form to another form? Some natural spirits will be struck by lightning when they transform into form. You can imagine how painful it is, but it's only the first time, and it won't happen in the future."
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously looked at Tao Huai'an: "Then did you also suffer from pain when you turned into a human?"
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows and said lightly, "Fortunately, it's not very painful."
Tang Xiaochuan suddenly felt distressed, and when he was about to comfort Tao Huai'an, the rabbit spirit reminded them in time: "Stop showing affection, that fish is about to turn white."
Only then did Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian turn their gazes to the bathtub again. The grass goldfish was thrashing violently in the bathtub, like a fish dying to be slaughtered on a chopping board in a vegetable market. He hit it in all directions, knocking out several cracks in the bathtub.
However, at the next moment, the grass goldfish that was tumbling and flopping suddenly stopped struggling, and lay upright in the bathtub without moving.
Just when Tang Xiaochuan was worried about whether it was really turned white and was going to check it out, its huge fish head turned into a human shape little by little...
Soon, the ridiculously huge fish head turned into the upper body of a human. To everyone's surprise, the grass goldfish after transforming into a human form can be regarded as a handsome man. Not only does he have a good face, but he also has a pretty good figure , pectoral muscle and abdominal muscle mermaid line, everything you should have.
But in just a few seconds, the originally ridiculous monster turned into a handsome naked man, which shattered the eyes of everyone in the room.
Tang Xiaochuan gasped exaggeratedly: "Fuck, am I hallucinating?"
"...This guy has such a good figure after taking human form? Better than me! This is unscientific!"
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help feeling jealous.
Tao Huaian paused for a moment, then said calmly, "My figure is better."
"You? Have you?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked, pretending to be stupid.
"Didn't you read it?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but blush.
This time it was Shi Youjia's turn to blow his hair: "Don't just show your affection at the slightest disagreement! If you show your affection again, that stupid fish will really turn white! Let's go and see how it is now..."
Tang Xiaochuan coughed twice, then poked Tao Huai'an with his hand, and signaled Tao Huai'an to go and see what was going on.
Tao Huaian went up to check it out and said, "Don't worry, it's fine, it's just a little weak."
Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief, but soon he became entangled again: "Should we do something now? Shall I make it some old hen chicken soup to nourish its body?" Although it seems a bit strange to eat chicken for fish ...
"Don't worry about it, just let it soak in the water."
Tao Huaian shook his head: "We are not as fragile as you imagined. As long as we survive the first transformation, our quality in all aspects will rise to a higher level, and we will not die so easily."
Tang Xiaochuan believed Tao Huaian's words unconditionally, and nodded, "Then let it soak in the bathtub, but this bathtub looks like it will be scrapped soon..."
"Go back and buy a new one." Tao Huaian decided calmly.
Shi Youjia silently watched Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian leave the bathroom while chatting about buying a new bathtub, and could not help but silently light a piece of wax for the dying stupid fish in the bathtub.
He struggled for a while, although to some extent, that stupid fish was the culprit that caused him to live temporarily on the hamster, but he really couldn't hate that stupid fish, these days, that stupid fish The stupid fish has been carefully currying favor with him, always giving him some inexplicable little gifts, always insisting on playing with him... Although that stupid fish has been acting stupid, he still can't hate that guy.
Thinking of the way that stupid fish carefully peeked at him while hiding in the fish tank these days, Shi Youjia couldn't help but soften, climbed into the bathtub silently, and patted the face of that stupid fish-figure with his small paws.
Of course, the hamster's little paws had no strength, and the person in the bathtub remained motionless, but he didn't give up, and continued to scratch the person's face in the bathtub with his little paws.
After leaving the bathroom, Tang Xiaochuan asked Tao Huai'an curiously: "What do you mean that stupid fish shouldn't transform so early?"
"Although it has become a spirit, it should be more than ten years away from its transformation form." Tao Huaian frowned slightly, "but now it has suddenly transformed into form, it shouldn't be."
"Whether it should or not, it has already taken shape now," Tang Xiaochuan asked curiously, "You just said that there may be many possibilities, so what are the possibilities?"
Tao Huai'an said: "For example, he took pills with strong spiritual energy, and practiced in the land of spiritual veins with half the effort, etc., but these obviously do not match its current situation."
"Haha," Tang Xiaochuan had an idea, "Maybe it's the power of true love!"
Tao Huaian suddenly glanced at Tang Xiaochuan: "Speaking of which, I seem to have encountered this situation before..."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "What?"
Tao Huaian paused, shook his head and chuckled: "It's nothing, it's probably my illusion."
"It's the most disgusting thing to talk half-talked!" Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huai'an, and was about to continue asking, but at this moment, his cell phone rang again.
Tang Xiaochuan took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Tang's mother's call again, and his heart skipped a beat.
Tao Huaian looked down and saw the caller ID on the screen of Tang Xiaochuan's phone. He paused, looked up and looked at Tang Xiaochuan.
Tang Xiaochuan swallowed nervously. In the phone call just now, his mother said that he wanted to discuss it with his father... So is it finally a result?
Tao Huaian smiled lightly: "Don't worry, no matter what, I'm here."
Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huaian: "What if my mother wants to break us up?"
"Give me 500 million and let me leave you?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly: "Think too much, my family doesn't have that kind of money."
"If you don't give me 500 million, how can I leave you." Tao Huaian said solemnly.
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "Then what if there is?"
Tao Huai'an was kind and generous: "Then I'll take the 500 million and elope with you."
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes again, but his nervousness was relieved a lot. After a short pause, he answered the phone.
"Xiaochuan..." Mother Tang's words were full of hesitation.
"Mom," Tang Xiaochuan paused, then glanced at Tao Huai'an, "Have you and my father... discussed it?"
"I've discussed it with your father." Mother Tang sighed after a long silence, "As your parents, we don't think we should let you go like this, but... we also feel that we are not qualified to decide this matter Yes, Xiaochuan, there is one thing that we have kept from you for more than [-] years. Actually, we have wanted to tell you about this for a long time. We should have told you as early as the year you were an adult, but we have never dared to say it , and I don’t want to say, we have been selfishly hiding it from you, but until now, we have decided to tell you.”
Tang Xiaochuan froze for a moment, and suddenly had a wonderful premonition in his heart.
"Xiao Chuan, actually..."
Mama Tang was silent for a moment before continuing to say with difficulty: "Actually... you were adopted from the orphanage 20 years ago..."
"...you are not our own child."
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously hid behind Tao Huaian, pointing tremblingly at the unknown object in the bathtub.
Tao Huaian hugged Tang Xiaochuan into his arms without a hassle. He didn't speak, but soon Tang Xiaochuan knew the answer.
Because the next moment, Tang Xiaohei, who didn't know where he went wild, got into the bathroom, jumped up and rushed towards the unknown object in the bathtub, and then bit the huge fish head with a groan.
Seeing Tang Xiaohei's familiar reaction, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realized.
"This thing is... Xiaocheng?"
That grass goldfish? !
How did that grass goldfish become what it is now?Mutated?Gene mutation?
Looking at the unidentified object with upper body fish and lower body still tumbling in the bathtub, Tao Huaian frowned slightly: "That grass goldfish seems to be going to be shaped like a human, it shouldn't be..."
"Shouldn't? What do you mean?" Tang Xiaochuan didn't understand, isn't it normal to cultivate a human form after becoming a spirit?But what he didn't understand the most was how the grass goldfish's human form could be so ugly.
"It shouldn't be so early." Tao Huaian said flatly.
"You mean he developed early?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked, "Why? Did he take hormones? Did he eat gold?"
Tao Huaian shook his head: "I don't know, there are many possibilities."
Tang Xiaochuan took a step forward and pulled Tang Xiaohei who was biting the huge fish head to death: "Stop making trouble."
Tang Xiaohei: "Meow!" What a big fish!Let go of it!
Tang Xiaochuan persuaded patiently: "...you will spoil your stomach, be good."
At this moment, Rabbit Essence also jumped into the bathroom with a chubby little hamster on its back.
The relationship between the rabbit and the mouse is unexpectedly good, and they often play together, so the rabbit spirit will occasionally act as a mount for the hamster.
"What happened just now?" Tang Xiaochuan turned his head and asked the rabbit and mouse who had just entered the door.
The hamster sitting on Rabbit Jing's back stared at Heidou's small eyes, as if he had been greatly frightened: "Just now that stupid fish crawled out of the fish tank and insisted on playing with me. Of course I refused, but the next moment, That stupid fish suddenly went crazy and rolled around in the living room. I thought it was upset, so I quickly coaxed it to say that I would like to play with it, but it still didn't stop, and kept rolling around, turning the living room into a mess. Everything in it shattered, and it flopped all the way to the bathroom... Then it suddenly grew bigger, and it grew two human legs, and it was kind of disgusting, to be honest."
The Rabbit Fairy added from the side: "It should have turned into a human form. This should be the first time it has turned into a human form. The first time a goblin turns into a human form, it will be very painful."
Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback: "Will it hurt?"
"Of course," the rabbit spirit shook its long ears, "How can it be so easy and casual to change from the original form to another form? Some natural spirits will be struck by lightning when they transform into form. You can imagine how painful it is, but it's only the first time, and it won't happen in the future."
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously looked at Tao Huai'an: "Then did you also suffer from pain when you turned into a human?"
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows and said lightly, "Fortunately, it's not very painful."
Tang Xiaochuan suddenly felt distressed, and when he was about to comfort Tao Huai'an, the rabbit spirit reminded them in time: "Stop showing affection, that fish is about to turn white."
Only then did Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian turn their gazes to the bathtub again. The grass goldfish was thrashing violently in the bathtub, like a fish dying to be slaughtered on a chopping board in a vegetable market. He hit it in all directions, knocking out several cracks in the bathtub.
However, at the next moment, the grass goldfish that was tumbling and flopping suddenly stopped struggling, and lay upright in the bathtub without moving.
Just when Tang Xiaochuan was worried about whether it was really turned white and was going to check it out, its huge fish head turned into a human shape little by little...
Soon, the ridiculously huge fish head turned into the upper body of a human. To everyone's surprise, the grass goldfish after transforming into a human form can be regarded as a handsome man. Not only does he have a good face, but he also has a pretty good figure , pectoral muscle and abdominal muscle mermaid line, everything you should have.
But in just a few seconds, the originally ridiculous monster turned into a handsome naked man, which shattered the eyes of everyone in the room.
Tang Xiaochuan gasped exaggeratedly: "Fuck, am I hallucinating?"
"...This guy has such a good figure after taking human form? Better than me! This is unscientific!"
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help feeling jealous.
Tao Huaian paused for a moment, then said calmly, "My figure is better."
"You? Have you?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked, pretending to be stupid.
"Didn't you read it?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but blush.
This time it was Shi Youjia's turn to blow his hair: "Don't just show your affection at the slightest disagreement! If you show your affection again, that stupid fish will really turn white! Let's go and see how it is now..."
Tang Xiaochuan coughed twice, then poked Tao Huai'an with his hand, and signaled Tao Huai'an to go and see what was going on.
Tao Huaian went up to check it out and said, "Don't worry, it's fine, it's just a little weak."
Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief, but soon he became entangled again: "Should we do something now? Shall I make it some old hen chicken soup to nourish its body?" Although it seems a bit strange to eat chicken for fish ...
"Don't worry about it, just let it soak in the water."
Tao Huaian shook his head: "We are not as fragile as you imagined. As long as we survive the first transformation, our quality in all aspects will rise to a higher level, and we will not die so easily."
Tang Xiaochuan believed Tao Huaian's words unconditionally, and nodded, "Then let it soak in the bathtub, but this bathtub looks like it will be scrapped soon..."
"Go back and buy a new one." Tao Huaian decided calmly.
Shi Youjia silently watched Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian leave the bathroom while chatting about buying a new bathtub, and could not help but silently light a piece of wax for the dying stupid fish in the bathtub.
He struggled for a while, although to some extent, that stupid fish was the culprit that caused him to live temporarily on the hamster, but he really couldn't hate that stupid fish, these days, that stupid fish The stupid fish has been carefully currying favor with him, always giving him some inexplicable little gifts, always insisting on playing with him... Although that stupid fish has been acting stupid, he still can't hate that guy.
Thinking of the way that stupid fish carefully peeked at him while hiding in the fish tank these days, Shi Youjia couldn't help but soften, climbed into the bathtub silently, and patted the face of that stupid fish-figure with his small paws.
Of course, the hamster's little paws had no strength, and the person in the bathtub remained motionless, but he didn't give up, and continued to scratch the person's face in the bathtub with his little paws.
After leaving the bathroom, Tang Xiaochuan asked Tao Huai'an curiously: "What do you mean that stupid fish shouldn't transform so early?"
"Although it has become a spirit, it should be more than ten years away from its transformation form." Tao Huaian frowned slightly, "but now it has suddenly transformed into form, it shouldn't be."
"Whether it should or not, it has already taken shape now," Tang Xiaochuan asked curiously, "You just said that there may be many possibilities, so what are the possibilities?"
Tao Huai'an said: "For example, he took pills with strong spiritual energy, and practiced in the land of spiritual veins with half the effort, etc., but these obviously do not match its current situation."
"Haha," Tang Xiaochuan had an idea, "Maybe it's the power of true love!"
Tao Huaian suddenly glanced at Tang Xiaochuan: "Speaking of which, I seem to have encountered this situation before..."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "What?"
Tao Huaian paused, shook his head and chuckled: "It's nothing, it's probably my illusion."
"It's the most disgusting thing to talk half-talked!" Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huai'an, and was about to continue asking, but at this moment, his cell phone rang again.
Tang Xiaochuan took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Tang's mother's call again, and his heart skipped a beat.
Tao Huaian looked down and saw the caller ID on the screen of Tang Xiaochuan's phone. He paused, looked up and looked at Tang Xiaochuan.
Tang Xiaochuan swallowed nervously. In the phone call just now, his mother said that he wanted to discuss it with his father... So is it finally a result?
Tao Huaian smiled lightly: "Don't worry, no matter what, I'm here."
Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huaian: "What if my mother wants to break us up?"
"Give me 500 million and let me leave you?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly: "Think too much, my family doesn't have that kind of money."
"If you don't give me 500 million, how can I leave you." Tao Huaian said solemnly.
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "Then what if there is?"
Tao Huai'an was kind and generous: "Then I'll take the 500 million and elope with you."
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes again, but his nervousness was relieved a lot. After a short pause, he answered the phone.
"Xiaochuan..." Mother Tang's words were full of hesitation.
"Mom," Tang Xiaochuan paused, then glanced at Tao Huai'an, "Have you and my father... discussed it?"
"I've discussed it with your father." Mother Tang sighed after a long silence, "As your parents, we don't think we should let you go like this, but... we also feel that we are not qualified to decide this matter Yes, Xiaochuan, there is one thing that we have kept from you for more than [-] years. Actually, we have wanted to tell you about this for a long time. We should have told you as early as the year you were an adult, but we have never dared to say it , and I don’t want to say, we have been selfishly hiding it from you, but until now, we have decided to tell you.”
Tang Xiaochuan froze for a moment, and suddenly had a wonderful premonition in his heart.
"Xiao Chuan, actually..."
Mama Tang was silent for a moment before continuing to say with difficulty: "Actually... you were adopted from the orphanage 20 years ago..."
"...you are not our own child."
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