On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

Tang Xiaochuan looked at the huge grass goldfish in the bathtub, and couldn't help being dumbfounded, what a big fish!

Why can fish be so big!

He saw a lot of normal-sized fish, and when he first saw a fish that was bigger than a bathtub, his three views were immediately shocked.

Such a big fish!Not to mention Tang Xiaohei's small baby teeth, even he can't bite them!

Tang Xiaohei was still aggrievedly rubbing against Tang Xiaochuan's calf, whimpering and coquettish, meowing non-stop, as if he wanted Tang Xiaochuan to give him justice, but Tang Xiaochuan suddenly hugged Tang Xiaochuan Xiaochuan, hide behind Tao Huaian.

Tang Xiaochuan hid behind Tao Huaian, while rubbing Tang Xiaohei's head to comfort him, he said silently in his heart, silly son, it's not that Dad doesn't help you!The problem is... such a big fish!I still don't know who eats whom!

Compared with Tang Xiaohei, a foodie cat who can't walk when he sees a big fish, Tao Xiaobai is obviously much more reliable. He stares vigilantly at the big fish in the bathtub and barks, with a defensive vigilance. attitude.

Holding the cat in his arms, Tang Xiaochuan looked over Tao Huai'an's shoulder at the big fish in the bathtub. He was sure that the water outside must have been made by the big fish in the bathtub, but where is this big fish from the sky? Where did it come from?Look at that water mark... Could it be that it crawled all the way from some lake?

"Wait...a red fishtail?"

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realized that something was wrong. Isn't the grass goldfish in the bathtub just a red fish tail?

Could it be that……

He subconsciously looked at Shi Youjia behind him, but saw Shi Youjia staring blankly at the big fish in the bathtub with a dumbfounded expression.

"Who are you?" Tao Huaian frowned slightly as he looked at the big fish in the bathtub.

Seeing someone coming, the grass goldfish in the bathtub turned over with difficulty in the bathtub, looked in the direction of the door, and uttered a difficult human voice: "Finally... finally found... you..."

Tang Xiaochuan originally thought that the fish might be the murderer, but seeing Shi Youjia's calm reaction, he had to overthrow his guess, and he didn't believe that the murderer would come after the murder.

The next moment, the big fish in the bathtub jumped out of the bathtub onto the bathroom floor, and the water in the bathtub splashed all over the floor, immediately making the bathroom wet.

"Woof woof!" Tao Xiaobai immediately called out vigilantly.

The big fish tried its best to straighten up its huge fish head, looked behind Tao Huaian, and said in a very aggrieved voice, "Why did you abandon me...I saved you...you are my wife..."

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

Fuck?etc!

How did the current plot suddenly become "The Little Mermaid"?

He stared at Shi Youjia dumbfounded, and Shi Youjia's expression was also blank.

"You mean...you saved him?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.

The big fish patted the bathroom floor with its ventral fin unhappily, and the water splashed everywhere: "...I saved him...he was about to drown...I saved him...he is my wife..."

"Have you watched "The Little Mermaid" too much? Who said that you have to promise yourself with your body if you save someone's family? And you are not a mermaid, after all, the upper body of a mermaid is a human. You are just a fish, reproductive isolation you Do you understand?" The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched, "And according to you, you rescued him from the sea who was about to drown?" He said while pointing to Shi Youjia who was floating in the air.

Big Yu nodded blankly: "...I saved him... If you're not a mermaid, can't you promise him with your body?"

Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "Are you sure you saved him? He is obviously dead! How did you save him?"

"He's dead..." Big Yu was stunned for a moment, then patted his pectoral fins, "I obviously saved him...he didn't die..."

"But he has become a ghost...ghost, do you understand?" Tang Xiaochuan demonstrated how to pass through Shi Youjia's body with his hands.

"He's not dead..."

The big fish hesitated for a moment, opened his mouth, and spat out something carefully.

Tang Xiaochuan looked down and almost jumped three feet in fright. The thing that the big fish just vomited out... was actually a corpse!

The corpse had been soaked in water for an unknown amount of time, and the whole body was a little swollen, not only that, but also pale and pale, clearly a lifeless corpse.

Tang Xiaochuan carefully identified the familiar facial features, and soon recognized in shock that it was Shi Youjia's body, and he looked at Shi Youjia dumbfounded.

Shi Youjia floated above the dead body, floating in mid-air, staring blankly at his dead body with a very complicated expression.

Of course, no matter who turns into a ghost and sees his own corpse, he must feel very complicated.

"This is... my body..."

Big Fish nodded: "I kept it...very well..."

Tang Xiaochuan immediately turned his head to look at Tao Huai'an, and asked with a troubled expression: "Then, is Shi Youjia still saved?" If Shi Youjia's soul can return to his body, will he be saved?

As soon as Tang Xiaochuan finished speaking, Shi Youjia, who was in a ghost state, rushed towards his own body from mid-air, as if trying to get back into his body, but he worked hard for a long time, his soul was still a soul, and so was his body. The body did not show the reunification of the soul and body as he imagined.

"What's going on? I can't go back!"

Shi Youjia tried hard to touch his own body, but his hand passed through his own body in a ghost state. No matter how many times he tried to return to his body, his ghost still passed through his body countless times, wearing He fell through the floor and fell downstairs, and then he could only walk back through the floor again and again in disappointment.

"I can't go back into my body..."

Tang Xiaochuan glared at the big fish: "What's going on? Why is his body with you?"

The big fish patted the floor with its pectoral fins aggrievedly, and then spoke intermittently in an apparently unproficient human language.

It turns out that this grass goldfish has just become a spirit not long ago, and has not yet cultivated into a human form, but it has an older sister who has successfully cultivated into a human body, and was instilled by her sister since she was a child. , but it has grown so big, but it has never met a human being in distress. Just when it thought it was going to die alone... A few days ago, it finally met a Human beings in distress.

"Wait, aren't your grass goldfish freshwater fish?"

Although the words of this grass goldfish were full of flaws, Tang Xiaochuan forcibly endured it for a long time, but when he heard the seaside, he still couldn't help interjecting. Even if he had no common sense, he knew that grass goldfish was a freshwater fish. How do freshwater fish appear in the sea?

The big fish nodded: "I'm a freshwater fish...but there are more people in trouble in the sea...so I prefer swimming in the sea..."

"That's true," Tang Xiaochuan nodded, "but you, a freshwater fish, often swim in the sea, won't you be acclimatized?"

"Used to it……"

"Okay, you can continue." Tang Xiaochuan said he was all ears.

This grass goldfish has been waiting for a human being in distress for so many years, and now finally saw a human being in distress. Human beings, but after successfully rescuing that human being, a problem arises—is it a fish or a freshwater fish, it must live in water, but that human being must live on land, and they cannot live together at all.

Grass goldfish is very sad. It has been looking forward to a daughter-in-law for so many years, but it finally got it. As a result, it has no way to bring her back home... Even if it has no common sense, it also knows that human beings cannot live underwater , just like it has no way to live on land.

My sister actually lied to it!With such thoughts in mind, the extremely sad grass goldfish ran to seek explanation from its elder sister who had cultivated a human form long ago, and her elder sister was overjoyed when she found out that her younger brother had finally successfully kidnapped his wife... Although the daughter-in-law The gender is a bit wrong, but she still patted her chest to show that she has a way.

"...So after that, your sister used a secret method to separate his soul from his body?" Tang Xiaochuan was stunned when he heard that.

The big fish nodded the huge fish head and continued.

Its sister said that humans cannot live underwater, but if it is a ghost, it is fine. Ghosts do not need to eat or breathe. She can temporarily separate the human soul from the body with a secret method, and then it can Bring this human soul back to the bottom of the water and continue to live.

It had happily brought the human soul back to its hometown, but on the way, the human soul ran away without permission. It searched for a long time before finally finding this place.

Hearing this, Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help being speechless: "..."

"No wonder," Tao Huai'an sneered, "No wonder I didn't notice the resentment in him at the beginning. It turns out that he is a living soul at all...a soul that was pulled out of a living body."

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly took a deep breath: "So, he is not a ghost at all? If he is a living soul, then is he still dead?"

Tao Huaian nodded, he paused, and said lightly: "He is not really dead, but it is almost the same now, his living soul has been separated from his body for too long, and his body is already dead..."

Shi Youjia was overjoyed when he heard that he was not dead, but after Tao Huaian said that his body was dead, he was immediately drenched from head to toe by a basin of ice water. The great sadness after the great joy made him stand on the spot instantly , I can't say a word.

All three of them fell silent at the same time. After falling into the water, Shi Youjia was actually not dead at first, but after being rescued by the grass goldfish, his soul and body were separated, causing his body to die now...

Tang Xiaochuan glanced at the grass goldfish that wanted to save people but turned into a murderer instead, sighed, he didn't know what to say, this guy was kind enough to save people, who knew that he was self-defeating and killed Shi Youjia, it's ridiculous to let someone who shouldn't die die!

"You killed him." Tao Huaian sneered at Grass Gold Fish.

Grass Goldfish was very unconvinced: "I obviously... saved him..."

"He shouldn't have died," Tao Huaian pointed out calmly, "If you hadn't saved him, maybe he is still alive and well now, but you saved him, separated his soul and body, and killed him instead .”

Grass Goldfish didn't believe it: "How could... his body is here..."

"His body is already dead." Tao Huaian gave Grass Goldfish a cold look. "The soul will die after leaving the body for too long. Didn't your sister tell you?"

Grass Goldfish was stunned for a moment: "My sister said... When I cultivate a human form... I can go ashore with him..."

"His living soul can no longer return to his body," Tao Huaian shook his head, "His body is already dead."

"How could this be..." Grass Goldfish murmured in disbelief.

"That's it, you killed him." Tao Huaian sneered.

"It shouldn't be like this...it shouldn't be like this..." Grass goldfish suddenly squirmed and rolled on the bathroom floor, like a live fish that fell into the oil pan, it kept rolling and struggling, throwing the water on the bathroom floor. The water churned everywhere, Tang Xiaochuan was almost splashed by it, and hurriedly dragged Tao Huaian out of the bathroom.

Tang Xiaochuan glanced at Shi Youjia, who had lost his mind, and frowned and asked Tao Huaian: "...Is there really no other way?"

Tang Xiaochuan thought for a while, and suddenly said in a whimsical way: "Although his own body is dead, we can find someone else's body! Of course, if a living person can't do it, it's equivalent to killing someone. We can find someone who died not long ago. , that kind of fresh corpse, go to the hospital morgue to find it!"

Tao Huaian shook his head: "It's not that simple. Human organs will all have rejection reactions, not to mention the soul. It is very difficult to find a suitable body that can accommodate his soul. Even if there is one, he must have died within a day. It's even harder."

Tang Xiaochuan was immediately disappointed. It turns out that the plots in the cultivation novels where you can find someone to seize the house anytime and anywhere are all lies!

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, then lowered his eyes: "Actually... it's not impossible."

"but……"

"But what?" Tang Xiaochuan's eyes lit up immediately.

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded: "But that person is someone he hates."

Tang Xiaochuan looked up, and it turned out that it was the rabbit spirit who had been hiding for a long time. It looked at Tang Xiaochuan, then at Tao Huaian, and then slowly said: "There is a person in the world of comprehension who has special medical skills. Powerful, maybe he will have a way.”

"Who?" Tang Xiaochuan looked curious.

"The person he hates the most," Rabbit Jing gave Tao Huaian a sideways glance, "a thousand-year-old ginkgo essence."

Millennium ginkgo extract?

Could it be that……

Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes, and subconsciously looked at Tao Huai'an. After seeing Tao Huai'an's expression suddenly turned cold, he immediately confirmed his guess just now... It seems that the person the rabbit is talking about is indeed his. A stroke of heaven and earth for the male god!

Tao Huai'an was silent for a long time, before finally speaking, he said coldly, "Yes, that's him."

When Tang Xiaochuan heard the name of his male god, he was a little excited, but after glancing at Tao Huai'an's expression, he swallowed his excitement silently: "...Is that so? Then we are going to Are you looking for him?"

Rabbit Spirit chuckled: "That depends on whether this guy is willing or not."

Tang Xiaochuan silently looked at Tao Huai'an without opening his mouth, but his eyes were already obvious.

Compared with a human life, what is Tao Huai'an and Qiankun's small personal grievances worth?

Tao Huaian lowered his eyes, and after a long time, he said calmly: "I see."

"Then it's a deal, don't go back on your word!" Tang Xiaochuan patted Tao Huaian on the shoulder.

Tao Huaian gave Tang Xiaochuan a sideways look: "Who do you think I am?"

Tang Xiaochuan chuckled: "Childish ghost!"

Tao Huaian pursed his lips, as if he wanted to say something, but after a while, he still didn't say anything.

"By the way," Tang Xiaochuan suddenly thought of something, he turned and went back to the bathroom, and asked the grass goldfish that was still rolling on the floor, "When you rescued this guy, did you see anyone else?" Shi Youjia definitely didn't drown by himself at that time, but Shi Youjia couldn't remember the situation at that time at all, maybe the grass goldfish that rescued Shi Youjia saw the face of the murderer!

The grass goldfish stopped rolling and whimpered weakly: "No..."

Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows: "Really?"

Grass Goldfish thought hard for a while, and finally choked out a sentence: "The boat... I saw the boat... that fell..."

"Boat? It fell off?" Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin, "You mean you didn't see anyone, but only the boat, and this guy fell from the boat?"

"He's dizzy...artificial respiration..." Grass goldfish secretly glanced at Shi Youjia behind Tao Huaian, stretched out her pectoral fins shyly to cover the huge fish eyes, then twisted a bit, the huge fish tail snapped It hit the washstand with a loud sound, and immediately created a crack in the old washstand that was in disrepair.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

"You mean," Tang Xiaochuan resisted the urge to braise the grass-fed goldfish, and patiently tried to translate a fish's words, "At that time, this guy was already fainted, so you gave him artificial respiration?"

Grass Goldfish nodded: "I will... be responsible!"

"No need!" Shi Youjia said immediately.

The grass goldfish immediately patted the floor with its pectoral fins aggrieved.

"Don't shoot anymore! If you shoot the floor again, it will crack!" Tang Xiaochuan finally couldn't help it, "If you crack the floor of my house again, I don't mind adding dinner tonight, braised fish or something... I believe my Tang Xiaohei I will like it, eat two meals if I can't finish one meal, eat three meals if I can't finish two meals, sooner or later I can finish it one day!"

Tang Xiaohei, who was in Tang Xiaochuan's arms, immediately cheered up when he heard the words: "Meow!"

It likes braised fish the most!

The grass goldfish wilted immediately, it gave Tang Xiaochuan a cowardly look, and didn't dare to move anymore.

Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows: "Since you don't want to add a dish to our table, you can leave now. Anyway, from now on, you will have nothing to do. You have made a mess of my house, and the sink is also photographed. It broke, and even indirectly killed my friend, but for the sake of you not being evil, you go, go back wherever you came from... What do you think?" He turned around while talking. He looked at Shi Youjia.

Having known Shi Youjia for so many years, he still knows Shi Youjia's character very well.

Shi Youjia glanced at the grass goldfish with a complicated expression. He almost fell into the water and died. It was the grass goldfish who saved him because of kindness. The separation of his body made his body dead and his soul nowhere to go. It was for enmity, and even he himself couldn't say whether kindness was greater than hatred or hatred was greater than kindness... Let's treat it as a balance of gratitude and hatred!

"Let's go." He sighed, not wanting to say anything more.

Grass Gold Fish became anxious immediately: "I can... make up for what I have done!"

"You?" Tang Xiaochuan glanced at the grass goldfish with disgust, "What can you do?"

"What are you looking for... I can help you find it..." Grass Goldfish said eagerly.

"How can you help?" Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin, "...Can you find anyone else who was on the same boat as this guy?"

"I didn't see it...but other fish might...see it..." Grass Goldfish said suddenly.

"That's right!" Tang Xiaochuan suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Although the grass goldfish didn't see the person staying with Shi Youjia at that time, there were so many fish in the water, which one might have seen it?As long as you find the witness fish, do you still worry about not finding the murderer?

Grass Gold Fish cheered up: "I'm going to... find..."

Seeing it jumping and trying to leave the bathroom, Tang Xiaochuan hurriedly called out to it: "Wait a minute! When you came here just now, shouldn't that be the way you came?"

Grass goldfish nodded blankly.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

If the scene where the grass goldfish climbed the stairs and entered their house just now was seen... This would be the rhythm of Weibo headlines every minute!

And at this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the living room.

"Is anyone there? Is anyone home now?"

"Is there anyone here? If so, come and open the door!"

"I don't think so? If so, I would have run away long ago! I just saw a fish crawl into it with my own eyes! It's such a big fish! It's bigger than a bathtub!"

"Just brag about it! How could there be such a big fish? Even if there was, it would probably be the king of the fish! How could the king of the fish come ashore?"

"I'm not lying! I really saw such a big fish just now! If you don't believe me, look, there is so much water on the floor! It's all made by that fish!"

"Hey, there is really a lot of water, but I still don't believe there are such big fish! And the fish can climb stairs? Are you kidding me!"

"Believe it or not, you'll know if you go in and have a look!"

"...That's right! Open the door! Is there anyone? Open the door!"

"I don't think there is anyone, let's just break open the door and break in!"

"Break in directly, it's not good!"

"What if there were people inside but was eaten by the fish king! We are here to save lives!"

"Is that possible? How can fish eat people!"

"Maybe it's not a fish king at all, but a monster that grew up eating human flesh due to radiation mutation! Otherwise, how could there be such a big fish!"

There was another loud argument due to excitement outside the living room. Tang Xiaochuan silently looked at a certain huge grass goldfish on the bathroom floor and sighed silently.

How can there be such a stupid fish in this world?Even if you become a genius, you don't have any brains, so what's the use of living!

... Forget it, let's have an extra meal tonight!