On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View
Chapter 45 Hehehehe
Seeing Tang Xiaochuan's tangled expression, Tao Huaian smiled: "Don't worry, I'm just going to participate in a show, and the whole show will only take 24 hours to be filmed in one day, what are you afraid of?"
Tang Xiaochuan immediately rolled his eyes: "I'm not afraid of anything, I just find it a little strange to pretend to be in love with another man in front of so many people... If my parents see it, I really can't explain it. "He didn't worry about his parents seeing the sneak photo incident yesterday. After all, his parents seldom go online except to read the news, let alone such a fashionable thing as checking Weibo. The chances that mom will see it will be greatly increased.
"It's not true, it's just a show, your parents will understand." Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
Tang Xiaochuan snorted: "It's easy to say, my parents are very traditional, they are very conservative in thinking, it is impossible to accept this kind of thing...you can imagine it with your parents and you will know."
Tao Huaian lowered his eyes and didn't speak.
After a while, he said calmly: "My mother is no longer here."
Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, he subconsciously wanted to ask "What about your father", but soon he remembered that giant pandas are a matriarchal society, male pandas will leave after mating, while female pandas give birth to cubs alone Bringing babies, so if a female panda in the wild gives birth to twins, she will usually only keep the strong one and abandon the weak one, because the energy of the female panda is not enough to take care of two cubs at the same time, and only one of them can be used instead. Increase the survival rate of panda cubs.
Thousands of words came to his mind, but in the end he could only choke out one sentence: "I'm sorry..."
"It's nothing." Tao Huaian obviously didn't want to say more, "If you don't want to, I won't force you... But don't forget, you still owe me two days."
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his face: "Let me think about it." That's dating a man on the show!Don't mention his parents, in case his relatives, friends and classmates see it...he doesn't know how to explain it at all!
Tao Huaian nodded: "Think about it slowly, anyway, it's not a few days away."
Tang Xiaochuan returned to the living room in great confusion. Shi Youjia was drilling between the walls between the living room and the kitchen, having a great time playing wall penetration. It's also very good, it's also good to be carefree like Shi Youjia who doesn't have so many worries...
Shi Youjia, whose body was stuck in the living room and whose head was stuck in the kitchen, suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose and said with a puzzled face, "Ghosts can catch a cold too?"
Tang Xiaochuan walked into the kitchen, and while heating the quick-frozen dumplings, he couldn't help taking out his mobile phone and scrolling through Weibo. Although his face was captured in the sneak photo incident yesterday, because he had never shown his face in public, and He himself is just a little-known little transparent, so his Weibo is not like the previous plagiarism storm where reposts and comments are flying all over the sky...Of course, if he posts a selfie on Weibo at this time, he will believe him Weibo will definitely be more popular than before.
Tang Xiaochuan hesitated for a moment, and searched for news about Canghai Scholar on Weibo, and was immediately flooded with sneak photos and various promotions of the program "You Are the One".
Tao Huai'an is worthy of being a popular male god in the Internet literary world, and the popularity of the scandal even surpassed yesterday's gossip about the romance of a small star in the entertainment industry. Fans cried and wailed everywhere. After the publicity and hype came out, most of the fans were relieved. Although the hype with the show was too inconsistent with the high-cold style of their male god, it was better for them than the male god really fell in love. A small group of people expressed their disappointment at this, and their male gods also cooperated with the publicity and hype. They all said that fans turned passers-by and fans turned black... But generally speaking, He Yuanzhou's move was successful in turning the tide.
Tao Huai'an's previous male god personality was too high and cold, but now it has changed. Some people sneered and said that Tao Huai'an's hard-working character design has collapsed, and some people are happy that Tao Huai'an has finally started to be down-to-earth. Everyone has their own opinions, but it is undeniable that with the popularity of Tao Huaian, the program "You Are the One" has become popular before it is broadcast, and the topic on the Internet has been heated up, so it must be saved. The official of a publicity fee is already happy from ear to ear.
Tang Xiaochuan silently read the comments for a while——
"Awww! The male god is going to be on the show! Finally, I can lick the male god's face on TV! I'm looking forward to it!"
"Hehe, I swore that I would not enter the entertainment circle before, so now I want to ask Canghai Scholar if his face hurts?"
""You Are the One"? Although I have never heard of it! But since the male god is going to participate in this show! I will definitely watch this show dozens of times!"
"The most beautiful boy in the world wants to sell rotten hype to gain attention? Is the high-cold male god persona going to collapse now? Hehe, I said that the person who fucks people will collapse sooner or later."
Tang Xiaochuan snorted, this jealous face is really ugly!
He was secretly rubbing against the cynical Tao Huaian Hei in his heart, when suddenly a call came from his cell phone.
As soon as he saw Ueda Tiantian's name displayed on the caller, he felt bad all of a sudden.
He actually forgot the most terrible thing!How could his cousin not surf the Internet or check Weibo?How could his cousin not pay attention to Tao Huaian's gossip?How could his cousin not recognize him in the sneak photo?
Thinking of Tian Tiantian's possible reaction, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly became ill.
He subconsciously wanted to turn off the phone, but thinking that Tian Tiantian might intensify his accusations after that, he still gritted his teeth and connected the phone.
"Fuck, shit, shit! What's going on? I didn't check Weibo when I went out yesterday, but I checked Weibo this morning... Tang Xiaochuan! Tell me the truth! What's going on?!"
Tang Xiaochuan pretended to be stupid subconsciously: "Ah? What's going on?"
"Hmph! You're still pretending to be stupid! What the hell is going on with that sneaky photo on Weibo? You actually ate with my male god at a couple's restaurant? And you even feed each other? Fuck, blah, blah, blah. ! When did you meet my male god? You have been hiding it from me! You...are you really together?"
Tang Xiaochuan's scalp suddenly felt a little numb: "Of course it's impossible, it's a long story..."
"Then keep the story short!"
Tang Xiaochuan had no choice but to talk nonsense with his eyes open.
"Ahem, it's actually like this. Didn't your male god hold a reader meeting before, and then I went to help you get an autograph... After it was over, I wanted to go to the toilet, and then I went to the toilet. I happened to meet your male god god……"
Tian Tiantian asked: "And then?"
"Then your male god forgot to bring paper to the bathroom, so I lent him a paper towel, and then we got to know each other."
Tian Tiantian: "..."
"...Of course, some things happened later, anyway we got to know each other gradually, we can be regarded as friends now," Tang Xiaochuan continued to make up the story, "Now that your male god is going to be on the show, I will just help him casually, that's it, There's really nothing else."
Tian Tiantian sneered: "You and my male god have known each other for a long time? Then why haven't you told me? And the friend you mentioned earlier who borrowed my male god's signature... what's going on ?”
Tang Xiaochuan deeply felt the pain of telling the next lie and continuing to make up countless lies to complete the lie: "I'm not afraid that you will pester me for his contact information after you find out. You are my cousin, of course I can't." I won’t give it to you, but he is my friend, and I can’t easily betray my friend’s privacy. As for the friend who borrowed the autograph... Well, I made it up, because I accidentally lost your previous autograph, but Don't worry, I will definitely help you ask for it again!"
"Aren't you friends? Then why can't you just ask him for it now? If you ask him for it, wouldn't he be willing to give it?" Tian Tiantian's tone was full of suspicion.
Tang Xiaochuan choked for a moment. He also wanted to know why Tao Huaian didn't want to sign his autograph directly but insisted on negotiating terms with him!
"Because he was angry that I accidentally lost his signature last time..." He could only say vaguely, "But don't worry, he has promised to give me another signature before."
Tian Tiantian was silent for a while, and then asked suspiciously: "Do ordinary friends care about such small things?"
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Tian Tiantian was silent for a while before asking, "Tang Xiaochuan, tell me the truth, what is your pen name?"
Tang Xiaochuan struggled: "Didn't I say it before, I'll tell you when I become famous?"
"Actually, you are all rivers returning to the sea!" Tian Tiantian said in a tone that there is only one truth.
Tang Xiaochuan didn't expect Tian Tiantian's guess to be so accurate, he was speechless for a while, and his speech immediately let Tian Tiantian know that she really guessed right.
"Fuck! Tang Xiaochuan! So you are my biggest rival in love!"
Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment: "...Huh?"
"I didn't expect that one day our brothers and sisters would fight each other for a man! I won't give up easily!" Tian Tiantian said sadly, "Even if you are my cousin, I won't easily give up the male god to you!" you!"
Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly: "What are you talking about, we are just friends."
"...The dumplings are going to be mushy."
At this moment, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly heard a voice behind him.
Tian Tiantian was suspiciously silent for more than ten seconds before asking in a trembling voice: "That...is that my male god's voice? You guys are staying together this early in the morning? Are you still cooking for my male god? Breakfast? You... live together?"
Tang Xiaochuan didn't know how to continue editing for a while: "..."
"Okay, then I have nothing to say, I choose to quit with tears in my eyes, I wish you happiness," Tian Tiantian said in a tone as if she had lost love, "From today onwards, I will change from a male god's girlfriend fan to your fan." CP fans, as your cousin, I will carry the CP banner for you."
Then Tian Tiantian hung up the phone in a daze.
Tang Xiaochuan who didn't react at all: "..."
Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, and reminded him again: "The dumplings are going to be mushy."
Tang Xiaochuan looked at Tao Huai'an silently, he felt that the boat of his relationship with his cousin was about to capsize... just because of this man in front of him!
A handsome man is really a disaster!
After breakfast, Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian took Shi Youjia out together.
Of course, in order to avoid the troubles like the sneak photo turmoil, Tao Huaian used a cover-up before leaving the house. In the eyes of outsiders, he was just a passerby with an irrelevant face at this time.
The two and one ghost set off towards City B.
On the way, Tang Xiaochuan asked Tao Huaian curiously: "What are we going to do?"
Tao Huaian glanced at Shi Youjia: "Let's go to the places he visited before his death first."
So Tang Xiaochuan turned his head and asked Tao Huaian: "Where did you go before you died?"
Shi Youjia looked blank: "I don't remember..."
"Why don't you remember anything?" Tang Xiaochuan said with a look of resentment, "It's fine if you don't remember how you died, and it's fine if you don't remember who the murderer is, but now you don't even know where you've been. do not remember?"
Shi Youjia flattened his mouth: "I only remember things when I was still alive, and I don't remember anything about the day or two before I died."
"Then let me help you recall, did you go to work that day?" Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin.
Shi Youjia looked uncertain: "I probably went, but maybe I didn't..."
"If you say it, you don't say it!" Tang Xiaochuan glared at Shi Youjia.
"Whether you go or not, let's go and have a look first." Tao Huaian made a final decision.
Shi Youjia was dejected: "...Okay."
Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows: "Don't you forget where the company you work for is?"
Of course Shi Youjia remembered where the company he worked for was. Under his leadership, the two of them, together with a ghost, arrived at an office building in the center of City B.
Shi Youjia's stepfather is a well-known entrepreneur in City B. The entire office building belongs to their company. Even Shi Youjia's job was arranged by his stepfather. I think Tang Xiaochuan envied Shi Youjia's encounter for a long time. Who would have thought of what Shi Youjia is going through now?
Tang Xiaochuan looked up at the towering skyscrapers in front of him, and couldn't help feeling the impermanence of life.
"Can you think of anything right now?"
There were people coming and going around them, Tang Xiaochuan didn't dare to talk to Shi Youjia openly, after all most people couldn't see Shi Youjia, he didn't want to be regarded as an idiot talking to the air, so he turned his head slightly, pretending to be talking to Tao Huaian beside him .
Shi Youjia looked at the building in front of him, and slowly floated up. He floated in mid-air and circled the whole building, and then floated back, shaking his head towards Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian: "I can't think of anything. .”
"You go back to your office and have a look?" Tang Xiaochuan stroked his chin and offered a suggestion.
Shi Youjia nodded, and then he floated towards the door of the office building under Tang Xiaochuan's gaze, and then floated all the way into the elevator.
Tang Xiaochuan was speechless for a moment, that guy could float up directly, but he insisted on taking the elevator.
After a while, the elevator door opened, and Shi Youjia floated out of the elevator again.
He floated back to Tang Xiaochuan and shook his head: "I still can't remember anything."
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his head: "Then where else do you usually go?"
Shi Youjia thought about it seriously, and then counted with his fingers: "There are so many, supermarkets, cinemas, coffee shops, restaurants, gyms..."
Tang Xiaochuan was a little surprised: "When did your life become so rich? Didn't you used to not even like to go for a run, but you still went to the gym?" When Shi Youjia lived with him before, it was clearly a Ordinary otaku go to work early in the morning every day, and when they come back from get off work, they just play games to chase new fans, a standard otaku life.
Shi Youjia smiled embarrassedly: "Of course, after moving to City B, my brother signed up for the gym for me, because he felt that I lacked exercise."
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "Your brother?"
Shi Youjia nodded: "He is my stepfather's son. Although he is only three years older than me, he is much better than me. He graduated from a famous university and went to study abroad. Now he is learning to take over the company. They are all very convinced of him... Although I have no blood relationship with him, he treats me very well, just like my own brother."
Tang Xiaochuan nodded at the side. He had heard Shi Youjia say this a long time ago. At the beginning, he also thought it was incredible. After all, according to the plot of ordinary wealthy TV dramas, even the relationship between brothers may not be How good, there are all kinds of intrigues and intrigues in order to fight for property, but Shi Youjia's elder brother is really good to Shi Youjia, an unrelated stepbrother, and he thinks about Shi Youjia in every way, and is very thoughtful.
Tao Huaian nodded thoughtfully: "Then let's move on to the next place."
Then they went to supermarkets, cinemas, coffee shops and other places that Shi Youjia usually visited, but Shi Youjia still couldn't remember anything. After getting up, I went to the gym that Shi Youjia often went to.
They sneaked into the gym under the pretext of taking a visit before considering applying for a card. Under the leadership of the staff, they walked all over the gym. Tang Xiaochuan looked at the muscular men with exaggerated muscles in the gym, and subconsciously glanced at the man beside him. After Tao Huai'an secretly compared it in his heart, he felt that he still liked Tao Huai'an's figure better.
"What's wrong?" Sensing Tang Xiaochuan's scrutinizing gaze, Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows at Tang Xiaochuan.
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously blurted out: "I still prefer your figure."
Hearing this, Tao Huaian curled the corners of his lips, revealing a half-smile expression.
Tang Xiaochuan, who came back to his senses, suddenly felt bad. He is not gay, why should he pay so much attention to a man's figure!
"Don't get me wrong, I just think their muscles are too exaggerated..."
So Tang Xiaochuan immediately got a bunch of muscular men glaring at him.
Tang Xiaochuan touched his nose in embarrassment, silently pretending to look around.
Shi Youjia floated around in the gym, floated back again, and shook his head at the two of them.
Tang Xiaochuan sighed, and sure enough, he made another trip in vain.
However, when the two of them followed the staff through the swimming pool in the gym, Shi Youjia suddenly stopped in mid-air and stopped floating.
Seeing this, Tang Xiaochuan stopped in his tracks, and Shi Youjia floated in the air blankly, as if he was staring at the swimming pool in a daze.
Because there were many people around, Tang Xiaochuan didn't dare to ask what happened to Shi Youjia openly, so he could only tug at the corner of Tao Huaian's clothes.
Tao Huaian also realized that something was wrong with Shi Youjia. After a pause, he quickly made a trick while no one was paying attention.
The next moment, everyone in the swimming pool froze suddenly. Whether it was a person swimming in the swimming pool or a person standing on the bank who was about to jump down, everyone suddenly stopped moving, as if time stood still average.
"Is this the fixation technique?" Tang Xiaochuan was dumbfounded, "This skill can actually be used in groups, it's amazing!"
Tao Huaian nodded and did not speak. After a while, Shi Youjia, who had paused in mid-air for a long time, finally floated back.
But compared to before, Shi Youjia now looks completely lost... although he is already a ghost now.
"What's the matter? Did you remember anything?" Tang Xiaochuan, who had been busy for a long time, suddenly lifted his spirits.
Shi Youjia looked devastated: "It seems that I remembered something, but it seems that I didn't remember anything..."
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Shi Youjia frowned: "When I saw the swimming pool just now, something seemed to flash before my eyes, but it disappeared soon..."
Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin: "Swimming pool? Did you drown in the swimming pool?"
Did you drown in the swimming pool?
These words obviously stimulated Shi Youjia, and his expression began to struggle, as if he was in pain: "I seem to remember something again...a piece of blue water..."
"Water? Pool water? Sea water?" Seeing that Shi Youjia seemed to have thought of something, Tang Xiaochuan hurriedly asked.
"I don't know..." Shi Youjia shook his head again and again, as if thinking very painfully, "It seems... I seem to see... There is... a fish tail... a red fish tail..."
"Red fishtail?" Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, "Damn it, could it be... a mermaid?"
"I don't know," Shi Youjia shook his head frantically, "I only see the red fish tail..."
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously glanced at Tao Huai'an, and asked softly, "Are there really mermaids in this world?"
Tao Huaian shook his head: "Mermaids are a Western term. I don't know if there are mermaids in the West, but... we do have mermen in the East."
"Shaman?" Tang Xiaochuan's eyes lit up immediately, "The kind of beautiful creature that shed tears in the legend?"
Everyone has a love for beauty, thinking of the beautiful mermaid in the myth, he couldn't help but flirt.
"I don't know if it's beautiful or not," Tao Huai'an glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, who was full of imagination, and his tone flatly shattered his fantasy, "I only know that sharks are very cruel, and they should tear you into dozens of pieces with bare hands." no problem."
Tang Xiaochuan, whose combat effectiveness was about half a cent of a goose's dregs and abandoned house, suddenly withered.
Tang Xiaochuan immediately rolled his eyes: "I'm not afraid of anything, I just find it a little strange to pretend to be in love with another man in front of so many people... If my parents see it, I really can't explain it. "He didn't worry about his parents seeing the sneak photo incident yesterday. After all, his parents seldom go online except to read the news, let alone such a fashionable thing as checking Weibo. The chances that mom will see it will be greatly increased.
"It's not true, it's just a show, your parents will understand." Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
Tang Xiaochuan snorted: "It's easy to say, my parents are very traditional, they are very conservative in thinking, it is impossible to accept this kind of thing...you can imagine it with your parents and you will know."
Tao Huaian lowered his eyes and didn't speak.
After a while, he said calmly: "My mother is no longer here."
Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, he subconsciously wanted to ask "What about your father", but soon he remembered that giant pandas are a matriarchal society, male pandas will leave after mating, while female pandas give birth to cubs alone Bringing babies, so if a female panda in the wild gives birth to twins, she will usually only keep the strong one and abandon the weak one, because the energy of the female panda is not enough to take care of two cubs at the same time, and only one of them can be used instead. Increase the survival rate of panda cubs.
Thousands of words came to his mind, but in the end he could only choke out one sentence: "I'm sorry..."
"It's nothing." Tao Huaian obviously didn't want to say more, "If you don't want to, I won't force you... But don't forget, you still owe me two days."
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his face: "Let me think about it." That's dating a man on the show!Don't mention his parents, in case his relatives, friends and classmates see it...he doesn't know how to explain it at all!
Tao Huaian nodded: "Think about it slowly, anyway, it's not a few days away."
Tang Xiaochuan returned to the living room in great confusion. Shi Youjia was drilling between the walls between the living room and the kitchen, having a great time playing wall penetration. It's also very good, it's also good to be carefree like Shi Youjia who doesn't have so many worries...
Shi Youjia, whose body was stuck in the living room and whose head was stuck in the kitchen, suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose and said with a puzzled face, "Ghosts can catch a cold too?"
Tang Xiaochuan walked into the kitchen, and while heating the quick-frozen dumplings, he couldn't help taking out his mobile phone and scrolling through Weibo. Although his face was captured in the sneak photo incident yesterday, because he had never shown his face in public, and He himself is just a little-known little transparent, so his Weibo is not like the previous plagiarism storm where reposts and comments are flying all over the sky...Of course, if he posts a selfie on Weibo at this time, he will believe him Weibo will definitely be more popular than before.
Tang Xiaochuan hesitated for a moment, and searched for news about Canghai Scholar on Weibo, and was immediately flooded with sneak photos and various promotions of the program "You Are the One".
Tao Huai'an is worthy of being a popular male god in the Internet literary world, and the popularity of the scandal even surpassed yesterday's gossip about the romance of a small star in the entertainment industry. Fans cried and wailed everywhere. After the publicity and hype came out, most of the fans were relieved. Although the hype with the show was too inconsistent with the high-cold style of their male god, it was better for them than the male god really fell in love. A small group of people expressed their disappointment at this, and their male gods also cooperated with the publicity and hype. They all said that fans turned passers-by and fans turned black... But generally speaking, He Yuanzhou's move was successful in turning the tide.
Tao Huai'an's previous male god personality was too high and cold, but now it has changed. Some people sneered and said that Tao Huai'an's hard-working character design has collapsed, and some people are happy that Tao Huai'an has finally started to be down-to-earth. Everyone has their own opinions, but it is undeniable that with the popularity of Tao Huaian, the program "You Are the One" has become popular before it is broadcast, and the topic on the Internet has been heated up, so it must be saved. The official of a publicity fee is already happy from ear to ear.
Tang Xiaochuan silently read the comments for a while——
"Awww! The male god is going to be on the show! Finally, I can lick the male god's face on TV! I'm looking forward to it!"
"Hehe, I swore that I would not enter the entertainment circle before, so now I want to ask Canghai Scholar if his face hurts?"
""You Are the One"? Although I have never heard of it! But since the male god is going to participate in this show! I will definitely watch this show dozens of times!"
"The most beautiful boy in the world wants to sell rotten hype to gain attention? Is the high-cold male god persona going to collapse now? Hehe, I said that the person who fucks people will collapse sooner or later."
Tang Xiaochuan snorted, this jealous face is really ugly!
He was secretly rubbing against the cynical Tao Huaian Hei in his heart, when suddenly a call came from his cell phone.
As soon as he saw Ueda Tiantian's name displayed on the caller, he felt bad all of a sudden.
He actually forgot the most terrible thing!How could his cousin not surf the Internet or check Weibo?How could his cousin not pay attention to Tao Huaian's gossip?How could his cousin not recognize him in the sneak photo?
Thinking of Tian Tiantian's possible reaction, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly became ill.
He subconsciously wanted to turn off the phone, but thinking that Tian Tiantian might intensify his accusations after that, he still gritted his teeth and connected the phone.
"Fuck, shit, shit! What's going on? I didn't check Weibo when I went out yesterday, but I checked Weibo this morning... Tang Xiaochuan! Tell me the truth! What's going on?!"
Tang Xiaochuan pretended to be stupid subconsciously: "Ah? What's going on?"
"Hmph! You're still pretending to be stupid! What the hell is going on with that sneaky photo on Weibo? You actually ate with my male god at a couple's restaurant? And you even feed each other? Fuck, blah, blah, blah. ! When did you meet my male god? You have been hiding it from me! You...are you really together?"
Tang Xiaochuan's scalp suddenly felt a little numb: "Of course it's impossible, it's a long story..."
"Then keep the story short!"
Tang Xiaochuan had no choice but to talk nonsense with his eyes open.
"Ahem, it's actually like this. Didn't your male god hold a reader meeting before, and then I went to help you get an autograph... After it was over, I wanted to go to the toilet, and then I went to the toilet. I happened to meet your male god god……"
Tian Tiantian asked: "And then?"
"Then your male god forgot to bring paper to the bathroom, so I lent him a paper towel, and then we got to know each other."
Tian Tiantian: "..."
"...Of course, some things happened later, anyway we got to know each other gradually, we can be regarded as friends now," Tang Xiaochuan continued to make up the story, "Now that your male god is going to be on the show, I will just help him casually, that's it, There's really nothing else."
Tian Tiantian sneered: "You and my male god have known each other for a long time? Then why haven't you told me? And the friend you mentioned earlier who borrowed my male god's signature... what's going on ?”
Tang Xiaochuan deeply felt the pain of telling the next lie and continuing to make up countless lies to complete the lie: "I'm not afraid that you will pester me for his contact information after you find out. You are my cousin, of course I can't." I won’t give it to you, but he is my friend, and I can’t easily betray my friend’s privacy. As for the friend who borrowed the autograph... Well, I made it up, because I accidentally lost your previous autograph, but Don't worry, I will definitely help you ask for it again!"
"Aren't you friends? Then why can't you just ask him for it now? If you ask him for it, wouldn't he be willing to give it?" Tian Tiantian's tone was full of suspicion.
Tang Xiaochuan choked for a moment. He also wanted to know why Tao Huaian didn't want to sign his autograph directly but insisted on negotiating terms with him!
"Because he was angry that I accidentally lost his signature last time..." He could only say vaguely, "But don't worry, he has promised to give me another signature before."
Tian Tiantian was silent for a while, and then asked suspiciously: "Do ordinary friends care about such small things?"
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Tian Tiantian was silent for a while before asking, "Tang Xiaochuan, tell me the truth, what is your pen name?"
Tang Xiaochuan struggled: "Didn't I say it before, I'll tell you when I become famous?"
"Actually, you are all rivers returning to the sea!" Tian Tiantian said in a tone that there is only one truth.
Tang Xiaochuan didn't expect Tian Tiantian's guess to be so accurate, he was speechless for a while, and his speech immediately let Tian Tiantian know that she really guessed right.
"Fuck! Tang Xiaochuan! So you are my biggest rival in love!"
Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment: "...Huh?"
"I didn't expect that one day our brothers and sisters would fight each other for a man! I won't give up easily!" Tian Tiantian said sadly, "Even if you are my cousin, I won't easily give up the male god to you!" you!"
Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly: "What are you talking about, we are just friends."
"...The dumplings are going to be mushy."
At this moment, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly heard a voice behind him.
Tian Tiantian was suspiciously silent for more than ten seconds before asking in a trembling voice: "That...is that my male god's voice? You guys are staying together this early in the morning? Are you still cooking for my male god? Breakfast? You... live together?"
Tang Xiaochuan didn't know how to continue editing for a while: "..."
"Okay, then I have nothing to say, I choose to quit with tears in my eyes, I wish you happiness," Tian Tiantian said in a tone as if she had lost love, "From today onwards, I will change from a male god's girlfriend fan to your fan." CP fans, as your cousin, I will carry the CP banner for you."
Then Tian Tiantian hung up the phone in a daze.
Tang Xiaochuan who didn't react at all: "..."
Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, and reminded him again: "The dumplings are going to be mushy."
Tang Xiaochuan looked at Tao Huai'an silently, he felt that the boat of his relationship with his cousin was about to capsize... just because of this man in front of him!
A handsome man is really a disaster!
After breakfast, Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian took Shi Youjia out together.
Of course, in order to avoid the troubles like the sneak photo turmoil, Tao Huaian used a cover-up before leaving the house. In the eyes of outsiders, he was just a passerby with an irrelevant face at this time.
The two and one ghost set off towards City B.
On the way, Tang Xiaochuan asked Tao Huaian curiously: "What are we going to do?"
Tao Huaian glanced at Shi Youjia: "Let's go to the places he visited before his death first."
So Tang Xiaochuan turned his head and asked Tao Huaian: "Where did you go before you died?"
Shi Youjia looked blank: "I don't remember..."
"Why don't you remember anything?" Tang Xiaochuan said with a look of resentment, "It's fine if you don't remember how you died, and it's fine if you don't remember who the murderer is, but now you don't even know where you've been. do not remember?"
Shi Youjia flattened his mouth: "I only remember things when I was still alive, and I don't remember anything about the day or two before I died."
"Then let me help you recall, did you go to work that day?" Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin.
Shi Youjia looked uncertain: "I probably went, but maybe I didn't..."
"If you say it, you don't say it!" Tang Xiaochuan glared at Shi Youjia.
"Whether you go or not, let's go and have a look first." Tao Huaian made a final decision.
Shi Youjia was dejected: "...Okay."
Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows: "Don't you forget where the company you work for is?"
Of course Shi Youjia remembered where the company he worked for was. Under his leadership, the two of them, together with a ghost, arrived at an office building in the center of City B.
Shi Youjia's stepfather is a well-known entrepreneur in City B. The entire office building belongs to their company. Even Shi Youjia's job was arranged by his stepfather. I think Tang Xiaochuan envied Shi Youjia's encounter for a long time. Who would have thought of what Shi Youjia is going through now?
Tang Xiaochuan looked up at the towering skyscrapers in front of him, and couldn't help feeling the impermanence of life.
"Can you think of anything right now?"
There were people coming and going around them, Tang Xiaochuan didn't dare to talk to Shi Youjia openly, after all most people couldn't see Shi Youjia, he didn't want to be regarded as an idiot talking to the air, so he turned his head slightly, pretending to be talking to Tao Huaian beside him .
Shi Youjia looked at the building in front of him, and slowly floated up. He floated in mid-air and circled the whole building, and then floated back, shaking his head towards Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian: "I can't think of anything. .”
"You go back to your office and have a look?" Tang Xiaochuan stroked his chin and offered a suggestion.
Shi Youjia nodded, and then he floated towards the door of the office building under Tang Xiaochuan's gaze, and then floated all the way into the elevator.
Tang Xiaochuan was speechless for a moment, that guy could float up directly, but he insisted on taking the elevator.
After a while, the elevator door opened, and Shi Youjia floated out of the elevator again.
He floated back to Tang Xiaochuan and shook his head: "I still can't remember anything."
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his head: "Then where else do you usually go?"
Shi Youjia thought about it seriously, and then counted with his fingers: "There are so many, supermarkets, cinemas, coffee shops, restaurants, gyms..."
Tang Xiaochuan was a little surprised: "When did your life become so rich? Didn't you used to not even like to go for a run, but you still went to the gym?" When Shi Youjia lived with him before, it was clearly a Ordinary otaku go to work early in the morning every day, and when they come back from get off work, they just play games to chase new fans, a standard otaku life.
Shi Youjia smiled embarrassedly: "Of course, after moving to City B, my brother signed up for the gym for me, because he felt that I lacked exercise."
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "Your brother?"
Shi Youjia nodded: "He is my stepfather's son. Although he is only three years older than me, he is much better than me. He graduated from a famous university and went to study abroad. Now he is learning to take over the company. They are all very convinced of him... Although I have no blood relationship with him, he treats me very well, just like my own brother."
Tang Xiaochuan nodded at the side. He had heard Shi Youjia say this a long time ago. At the beginning, he also thought it was incredible. After all, according to the plot of ordinary wealthy TV dramas, even the relationship between brothers may not be How good, there are all kinds of intrigues and intrigues in order to fight for property, but Shi Youjia's elder brother is really good to Shi Youjia, an unrelated stepbrother, and he thinks about Shi Youjia in every way, and is very thoughtful.
Tao Huaian nodded thoughtfully: "Then let's move on to the next place."
Then they went to supermarkets, cinemas, coffee shops and other places that Shi Youjia usually visited, but Shi Youjia still couldn't remember anything. After getting up, I went to the gym that Shi Youjia often went to.
They sneaked into the gym under the pretext of taking a visit before considering applying for a card. Under the leadership of the staff, they walked all over the gym. Tang Xiaochuan looked at the muscular men with exaggerated muscles in the gym, and subconsciously glanced at the man beside him. After Tao Huai'an secretly compared it in his heart, he felt that he still liked Tao Huai'an's figure better.
"What's wrong?" Sensing Tang Xiaochuan's scrutinizing gaze, Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows at Tang Xiaochuan.
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously blurted out: "I still prefer your figure."
Hearing this, Tao Huaian curled the corners of his lips, revealing a half-smile expression.
Tang Xiaochuan, who came back to his senses, suddenly felt bad. He is not gay, why should he pay so much attention to a man's figure!
"Don't get me wrong, I just think their muscles are too exaggerated..."
So Tang Xiaochuan immediately got a bunch of muscular men glaring at him.
Tang Xiaochuan touched his nose in embarrassment, silently pretending to look around.
Shi Youjia floated around in the gym, floated back again, and shook his head at the two of them.
Tang Xiaochuan sighed, and sure enough, he made another trip in vain.
However, when the two of them followed the staff through the swimming pool in the gym, Shi Youjia suddenly stopped in mid-air and stopped floating.
Seeing this, Tang Xiaochuan stopped in his tracks, and Shi Youjia floated in the air blankly, as if he was staring at the swimming pool in a daze.
Because there were many people around, Tang Xiaochuan didn't dare to ask what happened to Shi Youjia openly, so he could only tug at the corner of Tao Huaian's clothes.
Tao Huaian also realized that something was wrong with Shi Youjia. After a pause, he quickly made a trick while no one was paying attention.
The next moment, everyone in the swimming pool froze suddenly. Whether it was a person swimming in the swimming pool or a person standing on the bank who was about to jump down, everyone suddenly stopped moving, as if time stood still average.
"Is this the fixation technique?" Tang Xiaochuan was dumbfounded, "This skill can actually be used in groups, it's amazing!"
Tao Huaian nodded and did not speak. After a while, Shi Youjia, who had paused in mid-air for a long time, finally floated back.
But compared to before, Shi Youjia now looks completely lost... although he is already a ghost now.
"What's the matter? Did you remember anything?" Tang Xiaochuan, who had been busy for a long time, suddenly lifted his spirits.
Shi Youjia looked devastated: "It seems that I remembered something, but it seems that I didn't remember anything..."
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Shi Youjia frowned: "When I saw the swimming pool just now, something seemed to flash before my eyes, but it disappeared soon..."
Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin: "Swimming pool? Did you drown in the swimming pool?"
Did you drown in the swimming pool?
These words obviously stimulated Shi Youjia, and his expression began to struggle, as if he was in pain: "I seem to remember something again...a piece of blue water..."
"Water? Pool water? Sea water?" Seeing that Shi Youjia seemed to have thought of something, Tang Xiaochuan hurriedly asked.
"I don't know..." Shi Youjia shook his head again and again, as if thinking very painfully, "It seems... I seem to see... There is... a fish tail... a red fish tail..."
"Red fishtail?" Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, "Damn it, could it be... a mermaid?"
"I don't know," Shi Youjia shook his head frantically, "I only see the red fish tail..."
Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously glanced at Tao Huai'an, and asked softly, "Are there really mermaids in this world?"
Tao Huaian shook his head: "Mermaids are a Western term. I don't know if there are mermaids in the West, but... we do have mermen in the East."
"Shaman?" Tang Xiaochuan's eyes lit up immediately, "The kind of beautiful creature that shed tears in the legend?"
Everyone has a love for beauty, thinking of the beautiful mermaid in the myth, he couldn't help but flirt.
"I don't know if it's beautiful or not," Tao Huai'an glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, who was full of imagination, and his tone flatly shattered his fantasy, "I only know that sharks are very cruel, and they should tear you into dozens of pieces with bare hands." no problem."
Tang Xiaochuan, whose combat effectiveness was about half a cent of a goose's dregs and abandoned house, suddenly withered.
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