He always wants to kill this scum

Han Xiaodong's face was slightly red, he pursed his lips and lowered his head to smile, and stretched out his hand to interlock his fingers, hoping that it would come true.

It was Xie Huan's birthday that day, and all his friends were there except Zhang Wei.One of them gave a big cake, Xie Huanle was spoiled, cake, his favorite.Holding the cake dearly, Xie Huan untied the box and cut it open, and solemnly told everyone: "There are quite a lot of cakes today, just use the cakes to eat, don't get into a fight..."

Before Xie Huan finished speaking, Huang Xiaoya picked up a piece of cream cake and smashed it on his face: "Hahahaha... Your Majesty, happy birthday!!"

"Duck, you're dead!!" Xie Huan picked up the cake and threw it at Huang Xiaoya. Huang Xiaoya leaned to one side, and the cake hit Li Shufan's hair impartially.Li Shufan smiled gracefully, took the cake, walked up to Xie Huan spontaneously and said, "Xie Huan, happy birthday." Then he threw the cake on his face.

Zhao Yan poked Xie Huan's back, Xie Huan kept wiping the cream on his face, turned around, Zhao Yan smiled at him: "Ah Huan, happy birthday!"

"Wait--Zhao Yan, aren't you! I'm telling you that you don't do this immoral thing, and wait until your [-]th birthday..."

With a click of 'pia', classmate Zhao Yan's cake hit Xie Huan's face.Xie Huan roared three times to the sky: "You wait!! I hope you are not fooled by the cake."

"The emperor, are you stupid now?" Huang Xiaoya's hands were itchy, and Xie Huan stared at him with half-closed eyes: "If I'm not stupid, what are you going to do?"

"I'll beat you up again, and let your bastard take you back." Huang Xiaoya laughed loudly.Halfway through the laugh, the cake covered Huang Xiaoya's face. Xie Huan laughed and threw the whole piece of cake directly on his head, asking, "Are you stupid? Are you stupid??"

"Ahhh!! Your Majesty, do you know how much I hate cakes? It's so disgusting!!" Huang Xiaoya took the door cover that Fang Huan put on behind the door and began to use it as a towel.Xie Huan was stunned: "Do you know how much that coat costs? How dare you do that!!"

"I dare to do that!!" Huang Xiaoya wiped his face even more aggressively as he said that, Xie Huan swung the second untouched cake and threw it at Huang Xiaoya, the door suddenly opened, The cake happened to hit Han Xiaodong all over the face.Han Xiaodong stood at the door in a daze for two seconds, Xie Huan quickly stepped forward and took a tissue to wipe him: "Han Xiaodong!! Why did you come in at this time? Damn, let Huang Xiaoya, a bitch, escape from disaster."

"Your Majesty, look here!!"

At some point, the three of them stood behind them, holding a large piece of cake in their hands and grinning ferociously. Xie Huan was terrified: "Damn, think it through, don't be impulsive, this cake is not cheap, eat it!" Better!"

Several people laughed and smashed at Xie Huan and Han Xiaodong. Xie Huan quickly turned his back and hugged Han Xiaodong tightly. Han Xiaodong couldn't help laughing, stretched his arms around Xie Huan's waist, looked at him deeply and said, "Xie Huan, happy birthday."

Xie Huan lowered his head and kissed Han Xiaodong's lips, followed by loud whistles from behind.Li Shufan recorded all this with a DVD in his hand.

Suddenly the cell phone in Xie Huan's pocket rang, and he raised his hand as a sign of surrender: "Wait, wait...Hold on for a while, I'll answer the call. It's probably from Brother Wei."

Xie Huan answered the phone, and Zhang Wei's excited voice came from the other end: "Ah Huan, happy birthday! I have a gift for you, this gift is very special. Do you know? I bet the director that if our record After selling 30 copies, he promised me to do this, are you in the private room? Now turn on the TV..."

Xie Huan took the phone and followed Brother Wei's instructions, and tuned to the station he mentioned, only to see that it was a variety show.And the invited guests are Brother Wei and his youth group.

"Brother Wei, it's ok. Why didn't I see you?"

Brother Wei turned on the video call. He said that he was in the backstage of the TV station and would be on stage soon.Hanging up the phone hastily, Zhang Wei walked into the screen.The host was particularly interested in Zhang Wei, maybe because of the captain, so he asked a lot of questions.Suddenly Zhang Wei turned around and said: "It's a great honor to be here today to meet the host and meet the fans, but before singing our new album, I have one thing to do, today is my good buddy Xie Huan’s birthday, I’m here to wish him a happy birthday, then I’m doing a show now, maybe I can’t go back to celebrate his birthday, my buddies are celebrating his birthday at home now, although I’m so far away from them now , but I can’t be absent, so I want to play a song "Happy Birthday" to him before singing our new album, wishing my buddies have today every year, every year today."

"Fuck! Fuck!!" Xie Huan was very excited, and quickly dialed Zhang Wei, but the agent answered the call. When the agent heard that he was Xie Huan, he immediately understood.Xie Huan said to Zhang Wei's manager, "Can you tell him not to sing Happy Birthday? I just need to watch him dance "Three Little Bears."

But because this is a live broadcast, there may be no way for the agent to go directly to the stage and tell him that his buddies want to punish him and make him dance three little bears.Then the agent took the card and shook it at Zhang Wei twice, Zhang Weiding stared at it, the card said "Three Little Bears".

Zhang Wei's smile froze on his face, and the big cameraman gave him a close-up of his facial expression, so this sudden turn of events aroused the audience's taste.The music sounded, and the music of "Three Little Bears" raped Zhang Wei's ears. Zhang Wei put down the mic in his hand, and started to dance "Three Little Bears" without everyone knowing what happened. That appearance was so cute.This spoof situation was no longer under the control of the host, and the whole person stared at Zhang Wei with a dull expression.Brother, are you here to be funny today?

The few people sitting in front of the screen had already slapped the table and laughed wildly.Facts have proved that Brother Wei is here to make fun of the first 10 minutes of this program today! !

"Oh my God!! Hahahaha... Do you feel that Brother Wei has made this "Three Little Bears" so flirtatious?" Huang Xiaoya almost laughed out loud.

Xie Huan laughed out of breath, patted the table and said, "I've always thought that brother Wei's coquettish dance with the three little bears really didn't disappoint me!!"

Li Shufan looked at the boy who was dancing "The Three Little Bears" on the screen, and the corner of his mouth unconsciously raised a beautiful arc. He stared at the screen for a moment, as if he wanted to comprehend every movement and every look of that person. All remembered to the bone marrow.

They were chatting while watching Brother Wei’s live broadcast. Xie Huan walked in with a bottle of wine. The waiter wanted to pour the wine for them, but Xie Huan refused. He opened the red wine and said, “Today It's my birthday, so I have to pour the wine myself, and you can drink as much as I pour."

So Xie Huan filled everyone's red wine glasses to the brim, and Han Xiaodong's red wine glasses poured one-third of the standard amount.Zhao Yan spoke one step faster than Huang Xiaoya this time: "Mr. Xie, you are going to be in trouble. Why is Brother Xiaodong so small? If you want to do it together, let's fill it all up."

"That's right! If you want to be biased, please don't be too obvious. Doesn't this cause hatred?" Huang Xiaoya hummed twice.

"Shut up, shut up, don't talk nonsense, let's do it." Xie Huan raised his glass: "May we all have today every year, every year we have today."

Xie Huan turned around and clinked glasses with Han Xiaodong, then raised his head and drank the wine upside down.Han Xiaodong sat in the corner of the sofa and drank it slowly. It tasted mellower and sweeter than the Sprite-mixed wine he drank for the first time.

The few people made a fuss until very late, Huang Xiaoya pretended to be mysterious: "There is another gift at the end, which is given to you and Brother Xiaodong by the three of us together."

Taking Xie Huan to a five-star hotel, Li Shufan handed the room card to Xie Huan: "Xiaodong will leave it to you, let's go first."

"Your Majesty, take it easy, don't kill Brother Xiao Dong."

Zhao Yan grabbed Huang Xiaoya's neck and pulled him away in strides.Huang Xiaoya was still howling there: "Stone, why are you dragging me, let me go... I still have something to say to the emperor!"

"Come on you, light bulb!"

……

After finding the room, it was a super luxurious couple’s room. Roses were placed on the bed in a heart shape. Xie Huan took a rose and hugged Han Xiaodong from behind, and handed the flower to him: "Xiaodong, I love you. I love you. Where is the pot of gardenias that I gave you? Is it growing well?"

Han Xiaodong took the flower in his hand, passed it to the tip of his nose and sniffed it, the fragrance made people intoxicated: "Dead."

Xie Huan was a little disappointed: "It died so easily? Did you water and fertilize it? How did it die?"

"How do I know it died just like that? It's just a pot of worthless flowers, what's so sad about it. There are many in the mountains in spring, how much do you want?"

Xie Huan blinked: "Then you don't like the pot of gardenias I gave you, that's why you let it die like that?"

"It's not that I don't like it, but I don't like it much. When I'm busy studying, I can't care about it. I kept the flowerpot. Do you want it?"

Xie Huan's entire face was distorted: "Crazy, what do I want that bare flowerpot for?! Give it to your mother to feed the chickens."

"There's a hole under there, can I feed chickens?!"

"I suddenly remembered something, so... I want to see you wearing sexy underwear with a hole in the back."

"Then did you buy it?" Han Xiaodong asked him solemnly.

Xie Huan looked regretful: "I didn't buy it."

"Don't buy it, what a fart." Han Xiaodong threw him a contemptuous look, and suddenly Han Xiaodong said: "For your birthday's sake, I will fulfill you."

Xie Huan stared at him curiously, his eyes glowing with excitement: "It's not that you bought it secretly, and you want to surprise me by wearing it?"

"No, do you think I'll waste my money on such boring things?"

"Definitely not."

"That's right!"

Xie Huan gave up any hope: "Then what do you show me? Just naked?"