Accidentally pierced the sky
Chapter 70
It is impossible to refute.
Thinking about what she saw in her dream, Jiang Qiniang was so distressed that she couldn't help it. She began to dish vegetables to Su Han desperately: "Try this, mother has been up all afternoon." Then she added vegetables to Su Bing, "This Bamboo shoots are very tender..."
Su Han stopped eating the soup, Qiniang is really a god, and she also knows that Su Bing is a beast.
What's more terrible is that although Su Bing doesn't have the habit of rolling beasts, he really likes to eat bamboo shoots, especially stir-fried bamboo shoots.
Second Brother Su, who was completely ignored, watched eagerly from the side: "Mother..."
Jiang Qiniang picked a piece of pig's brain for him casually: "Eat it, eat it, make up for it."
Brother Su: "..."
Su Han had a very comfortable meal this time, as if he had returned to the shattered illusion: a bustling home, a family around the table, joking around, making noises, and being extremely intimate.
It's just a pity that there is no Xiao Suchuan on this table.
Su Han's eyes drooped slightly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth faded a bit.
After dinner, Jiang Qiniang refused to let them go. She asked someone to make tea and set up the chessboard. Su Jingchen asked Su Bing, "Let's talk about a game?"
Su Bing was slightly taken aback.
Su Han was also a little surprised: "Father, how do you know..." Su Bing has very few hobbies, destroying the world is one of them, and the other is probably talking with hands.
Jiang Qiniang smiled and said: "I have seen that in a world of ice and snow, Su Bing played chess by himself for a long time..."
Su Bing and Su Han looked at each other, seeing surprise in each other's eyes.
Su Han asked again: "A world of ice and snow? Is the chessboard made of pure ice?"
Jiang Qiniang said: "Yes, very beautiful, crystal clear, but the chess pieces are carved from bamboo, so they are not round enough." After speaking, she bent her eyes and laughed.
Su Han's heart skipped a beat, he was really shocked, Jiang Qiniang is a dreamer, why can she even dream about things in the sea of consciousness!
It's not that Su Bing and Su Han have never seen a prophet, but they have definitely never seen one who is so powerful.
Su Han thought for a while and asked, "Mom, have you dreamed about other things? It's not about us."
Jiang Qiniang said: "Of course there is, but it's all a real dream."
Su Han pondered: "So, only dreams related to us are prophecies..."
"It's not all a prophecy." Su Bing continued, "The thing about me playing chess should have happened a long time ago."
At that time, Su Han locked him in confinement, Su Bing was bored by himself, and indeed he stayed in the sea of consciousness for a long, long time.
More than that, what happened in the upper realm is not a prophecy, but a synaesthesia.
Su Han moved his mind slightly, and stretched out his hand to hold Jiang Qiniang's wrist, but soon he let go with a wry smile. He couldn't control his strength, so naturally he couldn't accurately detect Jiang Qiniang's physical condition.
And Su Bing and Su Xue's current cultivation base should not be able to see anything.
Jiang Qiniang said: "You don't have to think too much, mothers always miss their children, probably because of the ties of blood."
It's just that your bondage is too strong...
But I didn't figure it out for a while, there's no need to worry the two of you, Su Han changed the topic and said, "Mother, are you playing cards?" Su Jingchen and Su Bing play chess, and the three of them can set the table just by pulling one more person up.
Jiang Qiniang said happily, "Okay."
Han must lose this setting is definitely the favorite of all the elders. In order to make their parents happy, the children of other families have to deliberately lose.
Jiang Qiniang was also taken aback by the fuzzy mahjong cards: "Cute, so cute, I think of you when you were young when I saw them."
Su Han touched the little sparrow's hand for a moment, and looked at the hairy ball. The little sparrow blinked at him. Su Han felt that he must not have been so cute when he was a child.
Su Xue smiled idiotically: "Xiao Hanhan was really super cute when she was young."
Second brother, keep your expression down a bit, crack down hard!
Jiang Qiniang smiled and scolded Su Xue: "You're coming soon, you bullied Xiaohan a lot when you were young."
Second brother Su refused to admit it: "How is it possible!"
Jiang Qiniang recalled: "When you were young, you loved Ah Shuang the most. After Xiaohan was born, you thought he would rob you of your father, mother, and elder brother..."
Su Xue was completely dissatisfied: "I am attached to Su Shuang? Impossible."
Jiang Qiniang turned her head, with a loving and kind expression on her face: "When you were five years old, you still said you wanted to be the eldest brother's bride."
Su Xue: "..."
Su Han laughed unceremoniously: "Hahaha, second brother, you...hahaha, you are so cute."
Su Xue rarely blushed, he clicked the little sparrow, and said angrily: "It's made!"
He has always been reluctant to play cards with Su Han, but this time he couldn't hold back.
Su Han is used to losing, so he can't hit him at all. He imagined the picture of Su Xue when he was five years old, and felt that he could laugh for 100 years.
Jiang Qiniang glanced at Su Han, and said, "Xiaohan was cuter when she was young."
Su Han was quite curious, of course he felt that the Su Han Jiang Qiniang was talking about was definitely not himself.
Then Jiang Qiniang couldn't stop talking: "When Xiaohan was three years old, he suddenly grew up overnight. He insisted that he was nine years old, he didn't drink milk, he wanted tea, and he didn't let me bathe him. He wanted to do it by himself. As a result...the legs are too short to even step into the bathtub."
After Jiang Qiniang couldn't help but smile, Su Han was a little dazed...
Su Bing noticed it, and asked him in the sea of consciousness: "What's wrong?"
Su Han was stunned for a while and said, "What Qiniang said just now... I still remember."
Su Bing communicated with his five senses, and naturally heard: "Remember?"
Before Su Han was 16 years old, Su Bing didn't exist, so he didn't know his experiences during that time.
Su Han said: "Actually, I can't tell. After all, it's been too long..." Does a person who has lived for tens of millions of years really remember what happened when he was young?
If it was in the past, Su Han thought he couldn't remember it, but when Jiang Qiniang said these words, it seemed that a lamp was lit in his mind, illuminating this memory inexplicably.
He was really nine years old at that time, but he built his foundation at the age of three, and his appearance and body would be fixed for a period of time after the foundation was built, so at that time Su Han had always maintained the appearance of a three-year-old child.But it doesn't matter, anyway, he has always been alone, it doesn't matter if his body is bigger or smaller, anyway, the use of spiritual power will not be different because of the length of his fingers.
But at that time, when he woke up, he found that he was sleeping in a very warm room. The bed was dry and soft, and there was a bed curtain as blue as the sky. There was a pleasant scent of soothing fragrance floating around, and someone was whispering softly outside the window. talking about...
Su Han thought he was dreaming, he got up and found that he was still wearing a very delicate dress.
The soft texture of light blue, close to the body will not feel uncomfortable, he tugged curiously, and got off the bed uncomfortably.
And just when the soles of his feet hit the ground, there were footsteps outside, a beautiful woman picked him up, and said softly: "Why don't you call your mother when you wake up? It's cold on the ground, and you will suffer if you don't wear shoes and socks." cold."
She put Su Han on the edge of the bed, squatted halfway beside the bed, took out a pair of extremely beautiful tiger-toe shoes, and carefully put them on for him.
Su Han looked at her from top to bottom. At that time, he felt that he would never forget this person in his life - he would never forget the hair that fell on her forehead when she bowed her head, she would not forget her focused side face, and she would never forget her. Forget about her scent.
It was a very nice smell, I couldn't tell what it was like, but it was definitely better than any flower scent.
This breath makes people feel at ease, makes people feel at ease, and makes people feel an indescribable sense of steadfastness.
It was as if a solitary drop of rain had fallen into the wide sea and no longer had to float aimlessly on the clouds.
Nine-year-old Su Han had a dreamlike few days.
This beautiful woman has been taking good care of him, playing with him, teaching him to speak, telling him many interesting stories, even bathing him and cuddling him to sleep.
Su Han refused. He was a quick learner, and because of his high cultivation and sharp ears and eyes, he would unconsciously absorb the conversations of the people around him, so he knew that men and women were not intimate, and that he slept with her to marry her.
And she seems to be married.
It was a bit messy, and Xiao Suhan didn't think clearly, but it's always not wrong to refuse.
As a result, when he woke up, he returned to the deserted desert.
Su Han was stunned for a long time before slowly returning to his senses. He knew very clearly that this was indeed a dream.
It wasn't a bad dream though, and gave him a name.
It turns out...his name is Su Han.
This memory, which I thought I would never forget, began to blur after waking up.
He couldn't remember her appearance, couldn't remember her voice clearly, and even the pleasant smell was completely forgotten.
It's really the Three Lives Buddha, Huangliang a dream.
However, this dream also left Su Han with a lot of things. He knew that he was a human being, that he should get out of this desert, and that he should not always look like a three-year-old at the age of nine, so he broke through the golden core the next year. period, to reshape the appearance.
He wanted to outline this appearance according to that dream, but he couldn't, he couldn't remember... All she left him was a vague impression.
beautiful, very beautiful.
Then he will also become a good-looking person, will he meet her again.
After Su Han finished speaking, Su Bing was startled.
In the second world, Su Han once fell in love with a woman. At that time, Su Bing believed that Su Han was a straight man, a normal man who wanted a beautiful wife and cute children.
But if it is the sequelae left by this dream, then Su Han's liking for that woman is not love, but a lost child's nostalgia for his mother.
Su Han smiled: "Maybe Jiang Qiniang and I are destined by fate."
Su Bing responded: "Yes."
Jiang Qiniang called him: "Xiao Han, play your cards quickly."
After Su Han came back to his senses, he flicked the little sparrow, and the little guy chirped and jumped out by himself.
Jiang Qiniang: "Honey, I remember you have two second tubes..."
Su Han accidentally pinched the little sparrow before, and the little sparrow reported the number by himself.
Su Han: "..." If I made a mistake, can I get it back?
However, Jiang Qiniang had already picked up the two tubes of small sparrows, and said happily: "It's made!"
Su Han: "..."
The Su family was in harmony, and it was bustling outside.
The news of Patriarch Feisheng's return made all the sects to which he belonged so excited that they couldn't sleep all night.
Especially the disciples of Guiyuanzong were all stunned by their ancestors, wondering if it was a fake ancestor.
Zhang Huaide is as his name suggests, but he is not a "gentleman Huaide", but a "bad villain". Chicken belly intestines, even the direct disciples don't want to take advantage of him.
However, such a "little man" has extremely high qualifications, and he has made great progress all the way. He was the first to reach the Nascent Soul stage, and as his cultivation level continued to improve, he finally aspired to the Dzogchen.
To be honest, when the "bad" patriarch ascended to the ascension, the entire senior management of Guiyuanzong wept with joy.
Finally send this scoundrel away, and finally don't have to be beaten by him, and Gui Yuanzong's fame can finally start to slowly recover.
Then... Zhang Huaide came down from the upper realm again.
The heads of Guiyuanzong were welcoming on the surface, but they were bleeding in their hearts.
This scoundrel was used to "searching for people's ointment" when he was not ascending, but this time he ascended and became the No. 1 in the world. When he comes back, he will squeeze these poor disciples into doubting life!
All the seats were anxious, guarding in front of Zhang Huaide and dared not speak out.
Zhang Huaide used to have a habit, he was closed for a long time, unable to ascend for a long time, a little psychopathic.He felt that he was about to suffer from "depression", but these kids were still so silly and cheerful, and he was also a small-hearted person. If he was upset, he would hold a meeting after leaving the customs, and pull a group of people to start over. Scold to the end.
It doesn't matter whether you are the head of the sect, the head of the seat, or someone else's master, anyway, you are still a little bastard in front of Lao Tzu.
I scold you to give you face, I don't even bother to scold ordinary people!
So when the old god Zhang Huaide said "call all the disciples here", the hearts of the heads of the sects collapsed.
Here we go...again...to start again...to be trained as a dog again.
It's so embarrassing, I want to die!
But what made everyone's jaws drop was that after everyone arrived, Zhang Patriarch, who was dressed in fairy clothes fluttering around, didn't swear, but instead greeted his disciples kindly, asking questions, asking questions about coldness and warmth, this... ...which is simply more scary.
You must know that the old ancestor Zhang is rejuvenated today, with a handsome face, but when he is young and then puts on the appearance of a kind elder, it really makes people... chills and extremely disturbing.
I always feel that it is the calm before the storm, and he will be even crazier after his true colors are revealed.
A group of people were trembling, for fear of being the first poor ghost to try the knife.
As a result, Zhang Huaide's kindness remained kind for a whole hour. Not only did he not swear, but he became more and more kind.
What exactly is going on?The old people who were familiar with him all looked terrified.
But there are always new disciples who don't know the truth, especially those young disciples with excellent aptitude who have just been admitted to the sect for a few years. They have never met Patriarch Huaide before. Seeing him so gentle and soft-spoken at this moment , I couldn't help feeling admiration in my heart, each of them blushed, and even dared to ask: "Old Ancestor, how is the Upper Realm? What does it look like?"
Zhang Huaide's mouth twitched.
Those who knew him knew that he didn't like people asking random questions, and thought that he was going to lose his temper and was feeling sorry for his tender little disciple, but Zhang Huaide frowned and said earnestly: "That must be different from the lower realm."
The new disciple didn't expect the ancestor to respond to him, so he couldn't help but become more excited: "What's the difference? Are there rare treasures everywhere? You can step on precious materials with just two steps?"
In a sense, little disciple, what you said is right, what you stepped on is soil, but this soil is a treasure of heaven and earth when taken to the lower realm.
There is nothing wrong with this, so Zhang Huaide said with peace of mind: "Yes, there are treasures everywhere, there is no need to look for them, just step on them casually."
The new disciples didn't know his urine nature, and they only admired him as a god-like figure, so they all believed in him.
But the old people didn't believe it. Why did they think that the ancestor was talking ironically? Could it be that the upper world is a trap?
Zhang Huaide saw through their thoughts at a glance, so he resorted to his trump card: "I'll take a few randomly, and you send them to the Artifact Refining Hall, let them study the formula, and see if they can make something decent."
As soon as the words fell, he opened the Qiankun bag, and a pile of things fell to the ground with a clatter, and everyone in the room was dumbfounded.
Where the hell is this?This is clearly a hill!
It's still a radiant treasure mountain that every fool knows is worth a fortune!
The seatmaster, who knew his bad ancestor very well, said vigilantly: "Master, this... this..."
Zhang Huaide touched his gray hair kindly, and said softly: "Xiaoqing, you should work harder, as a teacher, I am waiting for you in the upper realm."
The palm seat was dumbfounded.
Zhang Huaide took out another Qiankun bag, continued to pour out a bunch of treasures, picked a few and pushed them into his arms, saying: "You have good talent, try hard, maybe you can directly jump from Dzogchen to Ascension."
This disciple looked at the treasure in his arms, and then at the master who had been ferocious for thousands of years and was rarely kind once, and was completely moved.
Zhang Huaide continued to share treasures like money, and the eyes of his direct disciples who got good things were filled with tears, and they all felt: the upper realm is so wonderful, and the upper realm is full of treasures.
If it weren't for this, how could the master of his little chicken belly be so generous!
The same situation also happened to the Kongchan faction and Bafangmen.
Although Mu Xianrong and Yu Heyuan didn't have the notoriety of Zhang Huaide, their ancestors, who had been in Dzogchen all the year round but couldn't ascend, were basically in a worrying state of mind.Even if they don't kill and massacre their disciples like the ancestors of the Jun family of Jiuxuanzong, they can't be happy every time they come out of retreat.
So these two sects are very afraid of their ancestors.
However, Mu Xianrong and Yu Heyuan are like boys who have fallen into the world to spread wealth, throwing away the treasures of heaven and earth, and the outstanding disciples praise each other. Even the deadly enemies who have not dealt with before (as long as the cultivation level is high enough), they all share their practice with a smile Experience, try to let them get the hang of it, so that they will be struck by lightning as soon as possible.
With the three of them tossing, the north and south domains are all in full swing.
Soaring is so good, the upper realm is simply a fairyland!
The Nascent Soul cultivators, who were already eager to break through their cultivation bases and wanted to see the elegance of the upper realm, were even more motivated to fill up the pills, all they wanted to do was to ascend quickly.
Hearing what Xiao Zhang and Xiao Mu had done, Su Han was very pleased. Finally, they were not beaten in vain. It is the last word to fool the strong men to open up wasteland. As for whether they will be turned into pig heads by his disciples in the future, This is not something Mr. Su can consider.
He has been very busy in the lower realm these days.
To accompany parents, but also to accompany Su Bing.
The two of them didn't even have a place to live in the upper realm, so how could they be easily satisfied by living in the Sea of Consciousness all the time.
Now that they finally got a house, and the two of them separated a little bit, they couldn't wait to do something unsuitable for children.
Su Bing didn't give up, and always wanted to taste the things in the illusion, so he coaxed Su Han: "You set up a barrier to temporarily isolate my five senses."
Su Han smiled and said, "Then you can only experience one-thousandth of it..."
Su Bing licked his lower lip: "One thousandth is fine, I want to go in."
Su Han was tickled by his appearance, but he still insisted: "Wait a little longer, I will have a body soon."
Su Bing kissed him: "Did I make you uncomfortable in the illusion?"
Su Han said honestly, "It's very comfortable."
Su Bing was dissatisfied: "Then why don't you want it?"
Su Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had to tell the truth: "... If you make it too much, I may lose control of my consciousness, and if the barrier fails..."
He didn't have to finish the sentence, Su Bing understood, but he was still not reconciled in his heart, it was really uncomfortable to be able to hug and kiss but not to fuck.
Su Han thought of a trick: "Why don't you turn back into a Rolling Beast?" He really missed his little Gungun.
Su Bing pressed him into his arms, hugged him and said, "You think too much, go to sleep."
Su Han pressed against his chest, actually feeling uncomfortable. They had been together for more than a year in the illusion, and Su Bing hadn't let him have a serious rest during this time, so he was already familiar with that matter, and now it's unavoidable. Not only Su Bing is uncomfortable in the mode of incontinence, but Su Han is also very uncomfortable.
He was dishonest in his arms, so Su Bing had no choice but to do it for him again.
Su Han leaned against him panting, his voice was so soft that he said, "Hurry up... Hurry up and get fit."
I used to be afraid of being separated if I died, but now I really want to separate immediately.
Man, it's such fickleness.
The three-day trip to the lower realm was fleeting, and when the six of them reappeared in the upper realm, they were not in a good mood.
Zhang Muyu looked down at his little leather skirt, his face was full of tears, his fairy robe, his mansion, his soft couch...all gone!
What made the three of them even more desperate was that the moment they came to the upper realm, their stomachs began to growl. They obviously didn't feel any hunger in the lower realm for three days, so why did their chests stick to their backs when they came back!
Su Han looked at them: "You won't be hungry for three days in the lower realm, will you?"
Zhang Muyu: "..."
Su Han knocked on their foreheads: "Silly, I finally went to heaven, why don't you hurry up and eat and drink..."
Elderly group: Having said that, the boss said that the lower world is heaven, right!Whoooo!so sad!
Fortunately, there was still a lot of meat in the black-skinned beast. Although the taste had changed after a long time, it should not be poisonous. The elderly group roasted meat hungry, and sat on the ground one by one after a barely full meal.
Although they tried their best to fool them, it took a long time for those strong men to ascend.
Even if one day in the upper realm equals one month in the lower realm, this day in the upper realm really feels like years!
Su Han comforted them and said: "Don't be discouraged, I will look for the core of the upper realm in the next few days to see if it can be activated, and life should be easier by then."
Zhang Huaide asked curiously: "The core of the upper realm?"
"Don't ask, you don't understand even if you tell me."
Older group: "..." Sadly, they couldn't refute it.
It was another five or six days, and the core was not found, but the elderly group had practiced some skills and was barely able to follow the hunt. Although Su Bing and Su Xue caught giant beasts that were ten feet tall, they caught palm-sized ones. Small beast, but not useless at all.
But these little beasts are so cute, Mr. Su said that there is too little meat to eat, so let's raise them first.
Then the little beast became a "favorite concubine", and the elderly group also envied and hated it, thinking that the next time they were reincarnated, it would be better not to be a human being, and to be a cute creature might lead to a more comfortable life.
Until the passage was opened again, Su Han did not find the core of the upper realm. After all, it was a hiking trip, which was a waste of time.
The six of them returned to the lower realm after a six-month absence, carrying a pile of soil as usual. With the unremitting efforts of the three major fools, they gave the lower realm to the whole people of the fool to cultivate, even a three-year-old child was yelling: "Baby is going to ascend!" , the baby is going to the upper world!"
Poor few people who know the truth are unwilling to tell the truth.
The big fools wished to move the entire lower realm to the upper realm to become strong men, Jiang Qiniang was reluctant to let her son suffer, and wished that a few more people would go up to help open up wasteland.
But then again, even if Jiang Qiniang told others that "the upper world is terrible, it's barren, it can be called hell", no one would believe it.
After all, the big fools really brought the baby down from the upper world!
At the end of the three-day trip, Su Han went back to the Nine Xuanzong, and heard that Hei Qing and Shangguanqing were already retreating and attacking. He felt relieved, and felt that he would have a reliable right-hand man in a few days.
When he was about to return to the upper realm, several thunderbolts fell from the lower realm.
Zhang Huaide firmly held Mu Xianrong's hand: "Someone is crossing the catastrophe!"
Mu Xianrong was also so excited that he had tears in his eyes: "Finally someone is about to ascend again!"
Yu Heyuan was also terribly moved. He just thought that the sound of thunder was so beautiful that it would not be enough to listen to it for 100 years!
Su Han looked at the situation, guessed that Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing were about to come.
As the saying goes, the first time is born and the second time is familiar. After watching the upper world of rabbits who don't shit for a long time, the elderly group has gradually adapted to it, and they still have some small expectations. Finally, newcomers are coming, and these old people are finally coming out of their heads.
In just over ten days, looking back, it was full of blood and tears!
On the third day after returning to the upper realm, two scorched and blackened "corpses" lay upright in the mud.
The elderly group rejoiced and came to watch together.
Zhang Huaide said: "It looks strange, I don't know which sect it is from?"
Mu Xianrong said: "After all, there are only 30 people, and you will know who it is after you ask."
They didn't know that Hei Qing and Shangguanqing had also been promoted to Nascent Soul Dzogchen. Although Hei Qing and Shangguanqing were present at the Dzogchen monk gathering, they thought they were serving Su Han with them and didn't pay attention at all.
Zhang Huaide's small thoughts began to waver: "When they wake up, we seniors have to teach them how to walk."
Mu Xianrong was also a little excited, thinking about how they were at the same hand and feet back then, now that they can finally watch others, it's really not too exciting!
Especially since these two are probably their old rivals for many years, being able to watch their jokes has become their only expectation in the upper world.
Su Han really couldn't bear to tell them: These two children were trained by me. They not only walk neatly, but also have extraordinary fighting power. They may be the second Su Bing and Su Xue.
Looking at the pitiful little eyes of the three of them, Su Han couldn't tell the truth in a daze.
The elderly group was out of their minds all day. They couldn't help but come back to see the two dead bodies after going out for a while. They were always afraid of missing the first moment of their waking up, and they were afraid that they would not be able to teach them to walk... Those who didn't know thought they were lying on the ground. The one on the ground is their own son.
After the sky darkened, Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing woke up almost at the same time.
They sat up, looked around, and saw the vast land, and their faces were suddenly blank.
Zhang Huaide waited for the whole day, and finally waited for this exciting moment!He threw down the meat skewers and hurried over, not forgetting to tidy up his little leather skirt on the way, and then slowed down when he was in front of him, put on the airs of a senior, and said earnestly, "How is it? How do you feel about your body?"
This was what Su Han said to them when they just woke up.
Zhang Huaide's little heart was beating and beating, as if he had never been so excited in half his life, he tried his best to hold his expression, and said calmly: "Don't panic, don't panic when your cultivation base is gone, stand up first, take a few steps, if you have something to do, don't worry." Take two steps."
Su Han, who was eating barbecue in the distance, was full of distress.
The poor elderly group didn't know about it, Mu Xianrong and Yu Heyuan also came over, each of them put on the appearance of a big brother, and said enthusiastically: "Don't be afraid, don't rush, stand up first, wrestling is normal, walk more A few times, fall a few more times, and gradually get used to it..."
Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing: It seems like there are three fools in front of us.
They were still three idiots wearing flamboyant leather skirts with hot eyes.
Zhang Huaide thought they were panicking, so his voice became more benevolent: "Come on, let me demonstrate in front, you just need to do this, this, and this, and then stand up!"
Hei Qing & Shangguan Qing: "..."
Zhang Huaide thought they didn't understand, so he lay down and demonstrated again.
Su Han couldn't stand it anymore, he cleared his throat and shouted: "You two come here."
At first Zhang Huaide thought that the boss was calling him, but immediately felt something was wrong. They were a threesome, what did "you two" mean?
then……
Lying on the ground, the two "juniors" who were supposed to be loveless, helpless, and eager for help got up easily, walked with long legs, and walked calmly and gracefully.
The elderly group was stunned behind: this is unscientific!This is unreasonable!This logic is broken!Why do they walk?Why didn't they throw a dog and eat shit?
Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing not only walked steadily, but also performed an extremely difficult movement for "beginners".
They knelt on one knee and saluted respectfully: "Master."
Older group: "..."
Su Han took out the small leather skirt prepared for them: "Put it on to keep out the wind."
Until now, Hei Qing and Shangguanqing finally showed the expression that a powerful person who has just entered the upper realm should have: his face is full of lovelessness.
This leather skirt is so magical, they would rather be naked.
Then Su Bing glanced at them casually.
The two are so smart, they immediately reacted.
It's wrong to walk the bird, especially you shouldn't walk the bird in front of the master. For the safety of your own big bird, you should quickly block it!
After they put on the little leather skirts, the elderly group felt that the two were getting closer.
Yu Heyuan leaned over and asked, "Senior, are they your disciples?"
Su Han said: "Yes, this is Hei Qing, the head of the Nine Profound Sect, and this is Shangguan Qing, the master of the Alchemy Hall."
With his introduction, Yu Heyuan was dumbfounded: "They... unexpectedly... have also ascended!" He was so angry. If he remembered correctly, these two children should be only five or six hundred years old?
"They have good qualifications..." Su Han explained: "We are not short of manpower here. I will let them ascend earlier so that they can come to help."
He said it very tactfully, but the elderly group didn't want to hear it anymore.
Both Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing are veterans of life. They only used a few skewers of barbecue to successfully bribe the elderly trio who didn't want to talk to them.
Su Han explained the situation with Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing.
The faces of these two people are also complicated.
Hei Qing said: "I never expected that the upper world is like this."
Shangguan Qing also had an indescribable tone: "It's really a pure and unaffected upper realm."
Su Han patted them on the shoulder and said, "Help me find the core. If I find it, I can modify it a little."
With two more strong men, the efficiency is much higher.
On No. 16 days, Su Han finally found the core of the upper realm.
Su Bing asked: "How is the grade?"
Su Han stared at the palm-sized spot of light for a long time, then said hesitantly, "God level."
Su Xue was also curious: "So tall?"
Su Han said: "It is indeed a bit exaggerated."
Both the senior group and the youth group were in a daze, unable to understand what they were saying.
In fact, they don't even know what the hell this nucleus is.
Su Han stretched out his hand to touch the radiant core, and murmured softly: "This is a child carrying gold to go through the downtown..."
Su Bing frowned slightly, knowing the meaning of his words.
But there is no way, the upper realm has been born, no matter whether the core is activated or not, this is a void.
Su Xue asked: "How is it? The power cycle here..."
He couldn't finish talking, and he was taken aback for a moment.
Su Han smiled and said, "This model is very novel and interesting."
They all said this, and as the aborigines of this world, Zhang Muyu and Hei Qingshangguanqing were even more astonished.
Their Nascent Souls all came back, but they no longer stayed in the body, but floated by their sides one by one, shaking their heads, how stupid they were...
Thinking about what she saw in her dream, Jiang Qiniang was so distressed that she couldn't help it. She began to dish vegetables to Su Han desperately: "Try this, mother has been up all afternoon." Then she added vegetables to Su Bing, "This Bamboo shoots are very tender..."
Su Han stopped eating the soup, Qiniang is really a god, and she also knows that Su Bing is a beast.
What's more terrible is that although Su Bing doesn't have the habit of rolling beasts, he really likes to eat bamboo shoots, especially stir-fried bamboo shoots.
Second Brother Su, who was completely ignored, watched eagerly from the side: "Mother..."
Jiang Qiniang picked a piece of pig's brain for him casually: "Eat it, eat it, make up for it."
Brother Su: "..."
Su Han had a very comfortable meal this time, as if he had returned to the shattered illusion: a bustling home, a family around the table, joking around, making noises, and being extremely intimate.
It's just a pity that there is no Xiao Suchuan on this table.
Su Han's eyes drooped slightly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth faded a bit.
After dinner, Jiang Qiniang refused to let them go. She asked someone to make tea and set up the chessboard. Su Jingchen asked Su Bing, "Let's talk about a game?"
Su Bing was slightly taken aback.
Su Han was also a little surprised: "Father, how do you know..." Su Bing has very few hobbies, destroying the world is one of them, and the other is probably talking with hands.
Jiang Qiniang smiled and said: "I have seen that in a world of ice and snow, Su Bing played chess by himself for a long time..."
Su Bing and Su Han looked at each other, seeing surprise in each other's eyes.
Su Han asked again: "A world of ice and snow? Is the chessboard made of pure ice?"
Jiang Qiniang said: "Yes, very beautiful, crystal clear, but the chess pieces are carved from bamboo, so they are not round enough." After speaking, she bent her eyes and laughed.
Su Han's heart skipped a beat, he was really shocked, Jiang Qiniang is a dreamer, why can she even dream about things in the sea of consciousness!
It's not that Su Bing and Su Han have never seen a prophet, but they have definitely never seen one who is so powerful.
Su Han thought for a while and asked, "Mom, have you dreamed about other things? It's not about us."
Jiang Qiniang said: "Of course there is, but it's all a real dream."
Su Han pondered: "So, only dreams related to us are prophecies..."
"It's not all a prophecy." Su Bing continued, "The thing about me playing chess should have happened a long time ago."
At that time, Su Han locked him in confinement, Su Bing was bored by himself, and indeed he stayed in the sea of consciousness for a long, long time.
More than that, what happened in the upper realm is not a prophecy, but a synaesthesia.
Su Han moved his mind slightly, and stretched out his hand to hold Jiang Qiniang's wrist, but soon he let go with a wry smile. He couldn't control his strength, so naturally he couldn't accurately detect Jiang Qiniang's physical condition.
And Su Bing and Su Xue's current cultivation base should not be able to see anything.
Jiang Qiniang said: "You don't have to think too much, mothers always miss their children, probably because of the ties of blood."
It's just that your bondage is too strong...
But I didn't figure it out for a while, there's no need to worry the two of you, Su Han changed the topic and said, "Mother, are you playing cards?" Su Jingchen and Su Bing play chess, and the three of them can set the table just by pulling one more person up.
Jiang Qiniang said happily, "Okay."
Han must lose this setting is definitely the favorite of all the elders. In order to make their parents happy, the children of other families have to deliberately lose.
Jiang Qiniang was also taken aback by the fuzzy mahjong cards: "Cute, so cute, I think of you when you were young when I saw them."
Su Han touched the little sparrow's hand for a moment, and looked at the hairy ball. The little sparrow blinked at him. Su Han felt that he must not have been so cute when he was a child.
Su Xue smiled idiotically: "Xiao Hanhan was really super cute when she was young."
Second brother, keep your expression down a bit, crack down hard!
Jiang Qiniang smiled and scolded Su Xue: "You're coming soon, you bullied Xiaohan a lot when you were young."
Second brother Su refused to admit it: "How is it possible!"
Jiang Qiniang recalled: "When you were young, you loved Ah Shuang the most. After Xiaohan was born, you thought he would rob you of your father, mother, and elder brother..."
Su Xue was completely dissatisfied: "I am attached to Su Shuang? Impossible."
Jiang Qiniang turned her head, with a loving and kind expression on her face: "When you were five years old, you still said you wanted to be the eldest brother's bride."
Su Xue: "..."
Su Han laughed unceremoniously: "Hahaha, second brother, you...hahaha, you are so cute."
Su Xue rarely blushed, he clicked the little sparrow, and said angrily: "It's made!"
He has always been reluctant to play cards with Su Han, but this time he couldn't hold back.
Su Han is used to losing, so he can't hit him at all. He imagined the picture of Su Xue when he was five years old, and felt that he could laugh for 100 years.
Jiang Qiniang glanced at Su Han, and said, "Xiaohan was cuter when she was young."
Su Han was quite curious, of course he felt that the Su Han Jiang Qiniang was talking about was definitely not himself.
Then Jiang Qiniang couldn't stop talking: "When Xiaohan was three years old, he suddenly grew up overnight. He insisted that he was nine years old, he didn't drink milk, he wanted tea, and he didn't let me bathe him. He wanted to do it by himself. As a result...the legs are too short to even step into the bathtub."
After Jiang Qiniang couldn't help but smile, Su Han was a little dazed...
Su Bing noticed it, and asked him in the sea of consciousness: "What's wrong?"
Su Han was stunned for a while and said, "What Qiniang said just now... I still remember."
Su Bing communicated with his five senses, and naturally heard: "Remember?"
Before Su Han was 16 years old, Su Bing didn't exist, so he didn't know his experiences during that time.
Su Han said: "Actually, I can't tell. After all, it's been too long..." Does a person who has lived for tens of millions of years really remember what happened when he was young?
If it was in the past, Su Han thought he couldn't remember it, but when Jiang Qiniang said these words, it seemed that a lamp was lit in his mind, illuminating this memory inexplicably.
He was really nine years old at that time, but he built his foundation at the age of three, and his appearance and body would be fixed for a period of time after the foundation was built, so at that time Su Han had always maintained the appearance of a three-year-old child.But it doesn't matter, anyway, he has always been alone, it doesn't matter if his body is bigger or smaller, anyway, the use of spiritual power will not be different because of the length of his fingers.
But at that time, when he woke up, he found that he was sleeping in a very warm room. The bed was dry and soft, and there was a bed curtain as blue as the sky. There was a pleasant scent of soothing fragrance floating around, and someone was whispering softly outside the window. talking about...
Su Han thought he was dreaming, he got up and found that he was still wearing a very delicate dress.
The soft texture of light blue, close to the body will not feel uncomfortable, he tugged curiously, and got off the bed uncomfortably.
And just when the soles of his feet hit the ground, there were footsteps outside, a beautiful woman picked him up, and said softly: "Why don't you call your mother when you wake up? It's cold on the ground, and you will suffer if you don't wear shoes and socks." cold."
She put Su Han on the edge of the bed, squatted halfway beside the bed, took out a pair of extremely beautiful tiger-toe shoes, and carefully put them on for him.
Su Han looked at her from top to bottom. At that time, he felt that he would never forget this person in his life - he would never forget the hair that fell on her forehead when she bowed her head, she would not forget her focused side face, and she would never forget her. Forget about her scent.
It was a very nice smell, I couldn't tell what it was like, but it was definitely better than any flower scent.
This breath makes people feel at ease, makes people feel at ease, and makes people feel an indescribable sense of steadfastness.
It was as if a solitary drop of rain had fallen into the wide sea and no longer had to float aimlessly on the clouds.
Nine-year-old Su Han had a dreamlike few days.
This beautiful woman has been taking good care of him, playing with him, teaching him to speak, telling him many interesting stories, even bathing him and cuddling him to sleep.
Su Han refused. He was a quick learner, and because of his high cultivation and sharp ears and eyes, he would unconsciously absorb the conversations of the people around him, so he knew that men and women were not intimate, and that he slept with her to marry her.
And she seems to be married.
It was a bit messy, and Xiao Suhan didn't think clearly, but it's always not wrong to refuse.
As a result, when he woke up, he returned to the deserted desert.
Su Han was stunned for a long time before slowly returning to his senses. He knew very clearly that this was indeed a dream.
It wasn't a bad dream though, and gave him a name.
It turns out...his name is Su Han.
This memory, which I thought I would never forget, began to blur after waking up.
He couldn't remember her appearance, couldn't remember her voice clearly, and even the pleasant smell was completely forgotten.
It's really the Three Lives Buddha, Huangliang a dream.
However, this dream also left Su Han with a lot of things. He knew that he was a human being, that he should get out of this desert, and that he should not always look like a three-year-old at the age of nine, so he broke through the golden core the next year. period, to reshape the appearance.
He wanted to outline this appearance according to that dream, but he couldn't, he couldn't remember... All she left him was a vague impression.
beautiful, very beautiful.
Then he will also become a good-looking person, will he meet her again.
After Su Han finished speaking, Su Bing was startled.
In the second world, Su Han once fell in love with a woman. At that time, Su Bing believed that Su Han was a straight man, a normal man who wanted a beautiful wife and cute children.
But if it is the sequelae left by this dream, then Su Han's liking for that woman is not love, but a lost child's nostalgia for his mother.
Su Han smiled: "Maybe Jiang Qiniang and I are destined by fate."
Su Bing responded: "Yes."
Jiang Qiniang called him: "Xiao Han, play your cards quickly."
After Su Han came back to his senses, he flicked the little sparrow, and the little guy chirped and jumped out by himself.
Jiang Qiniang: "Honey, I remember you have two second tubes..."
Su Han accidentally pinched the little sparrow before, and the little sparrow reported the number by himself.
Su Han: "..." If I made a mistake, can I get it back?
However, Jiang Qiniang had already picked up the two tubes of small sparrows, and said happily: "It's made!"
Su Han: "..."
The Su family was in harmony, and it was bustling outside.
The news of Patriarch Feisheng's return made all the sects to which he belonged so excited that they couldn't sleep all night.
Especially the disciples of Guiyuanzong were all stunned by their ancestors, wondering if it was a fake ancestor.
Zhang Huaide is as his name suggests, but he is not a "gentleman Huaide", but a "bad villain". Chicken belly intestines, even the direct disciples don't want to take advantage of him.
However, such a "little man" has extremely high qualifications, and he has made great progress all the way. He was the first to reach the Nascent Soul stage, and as his cultivation level continued to improve, he finally aspired to the Dzogchen.
To be honest, when the "bad" patriarch ascended to the ascension, the entire senior management of Guiyuanzong wept with joy.
Finally send this scoundrel away, and finally don't have to be beaten by him, and Gui Yuanzong's fame can finally start to slowly recover.
Then... Zhang Huaide came down from the upper realm again.
The heads of Guiyuanzong were welcoming on the surface, but they were bleeding in their hearts.
This scoundrel was used to "searching for people's ointment" when he was not ascending, but this time he ascended and became the No. 1 in the world. When he comes back, he will squeeze these poor disciples into doubting life!
All the seats were anxious, guarding in front of Zhang Huaide and dared not speak out.
Zhang Huaide used to have a habit, he was closed for a long time, unable to ascend for a long time, a little psychopathic.He felt that he was about to suffer from "depression", but these kids were still so silly and cheerful, and he was also a small-hearted person. If he was upset, he would hold a meeting after leaving the customs, and pull a group of people to start over. Scold to the end.
It doesn't matter whether you are the head of the sect, the head of the seat, or someone else's master, anyway, you are still a little bastard in front of Lao Tzu.
I scold you to give you face, I don't even bother to scold ordinary people!
So when the old god Zhang Huaide said "call all the disciples here", the hearts of the heads of the sects collapsed.
Here we go...again...to start again...to be trained as a dog again.
It's so embarrassing, I want to die!
But what made everyone's jaws drop was that after everyone arrived, Zhang Patriarch, who was dressed in fairy clothes fluttering around, didn't swear, but instead greeted his disciples kindly, asking questions, asking questions about coldness and warmth, this... ...which is simply more scary.
You must know that the old ancestor Zhang is rejuvenated today, with a handsome face, but when he is young and then puts on the appearance of a kind elder, it really makes people... chills and extremely disturbing.
I always feel that it is the calm before the storm, and he will be even crazier after his true colors are revealed.
A group of people were trembling, for fear of being the first poor ghost to try the knife.
As a result, Zhang Huaide's kindness remained kind for a whole hour. Not only did he not swear, but he became more and more kind.
What exactly is going on?The old people who were familiar with him all looked terrified.
But there are always new disciples who don't know the truth, especially those young disciples with excellent aptitude who have just been admitted to the sect for a few years. They have never met Patriarch Huaide before. Seeing him so gentle and soft-spoken at this moment , I couldn't help feeling admiration in my heart, each of them blushed, and even dared to ask: "Old Ancestor, how is the Upper Realm? What does it look like?"
Zhang Huaide's mouth twitched.
Those who knew him knew that he didn't like people asking random questions, and thought that he was going to lose his temper and was feeling sorry for his tender little disciple, but Zhang Huaide frowned and said earnestly: "That must be different from the lower realm."
The new disciple didn't expect the ancestor to respond to him, so he couldn't help but become more excited: "What's the difference? Are there rare treasures everywhere? You can step on precious materials with just two steps?"
In a sense, little disciple, what you said is right, what you stepped on is soil, but this soil is a treasure of heaven and earth when taken to the lower realm.
There is nothing wrong with this, so Zhang Huaide said with peace of mind: "Yes, there are treasures everywhere, there is no need to look for them, just step on them casually."
The new disciples didn't know his urine nature, and they only admired him as a god-like figure, so they all believed in him.
But the old people didn't believe it. Why did they think that the ancestor was talking ironically? Could it be that the upper world is a trap?
Zhang Huaide saw through their thoughts at a glance, so he resorted to his trump card: "I'll take a few randomly, and you send them to the Artifact Refining Hall, let them study the formula, and see if they can make something decent."
As soon as the words fell, he opened the Qiankun bag, and a pile of things fell to the ground with a clatter, and everyone in the room was dumbfounded.
Where the hell is this?This is clearly a hill!
It's still a radiant treasure mountain that every fool knows is worth a fortune!
The seatmaster, who knew his bad ancestor very well, said vigilantly: "Master, this... this..."
Zhang Huaide touched his gray hair kindly, and said softly: "Xiaoqing, you should work harder, as a teacher, I am waiting for you in the upper realm."
The palm seat was dumbfounded.
Zhang Huaide took out another Qiankun bag, continued to pour out a bunch of treasures, picked a few and pushed them into his arms, saying: "You have good talent, try hard, maybe you can directly jump from Dzogchen to Ascension."
This disciple looked at the treasure in his arms, and then at the master who had been ferocious for thousands of years and was rarely kind once, and was completely moved.
Zhang Huaide continued to share treasures like money, and the eyes of his direct disciples who got good things were filled with tears, and they all felt: the upper realm is so wonderful, and the upper realm is full of treasures.
If it weren't for this, how could the master of his little chicken belly be so generous!
The same situation also happened to the Kongchan faction and Bafangmen.
Although Mu Xianrong and Yu Heyuan didn't have the notoriety of Zhang Huaide, their ancestors, who had been in Dzogchen all the year round but couldn't ascend, were basically in a worrying state of mind.Even if they don't kill and massacre their disciples like the ancestors of the Jun family of Jiuxuanzong, they can't be happy every time they come out of retreat.
So these two sects are very afraid of their ancestors.
However, Mu Xianrong and Yu Heyuan are like boys who have fallen into the world to spread wealth, throwing away the treasures of heaven and earth, and the outstanding disciples praise each other. Even the deadly enemies who have not dealt with before (as long as the cultivation level is high enough), they all share their practice with a smile Experience, try to let them get the hang of it, so that they will be struck by lightning as soon as possible.
With the three of them tossing, the north and south domains are all in full swing.
Soaring is so good, the upper realm is simply a fairyland!
The Nascent Soul cultivators, who were already eager to break through their cultivation bases and wanted to see the elegance of the upper realm, were even more motivated to fill up the pills, all they wanted to do was to ascend quickly.
Hearing what Xiao Zhang and Xiao Mu had done, Su Han was very pleased. Finally, they were not beaten in vain. It is the last word to fool the strong men to open up wasteland. As for whether they will be turned into pig heads by his disciples in the future, This is not something Mr. Su can consider.
He has been very busy in the lower realm these days.
To accompany parents, but also to accompany Su Bing.
The two of them didn't even have a place to live in the upper realm, so how could they be easily satisfied by living in the Sea of Consciousness all the time.
Now that they finally got a house, and the two of them separated a little bit, they couldn't wait to do something unsuitable for children.
Su Bing didn't give up, and always wanted to taste the things in the illusion, so he coaxed Su Han: "You set up a barrier to temporarily isolate my five senses."
Su Han smiled and said, "Then you can only experience one-thousandth of it..."
Su Bing licked his lower lip: "One thousandth is fine, I want to go in."
Su Han was tickled by his appearance, but he still insisted: "Wait a little longer, I will have a body soon."
Su Bing kissed him: "Did I make you uncomfortable in the illusion?"
Su Han said honestly, "It's very comfortable."
Su Bing was dissatisfied: "Then why don't you want it?"
Su Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had to tell the truth: "... If you make it too much, I may lose control of my consciousness, and if the barrier fails..."
He didn't have to finish the sentence, Su Bing understood, but he was still not reconciled in his heart, it was really uncomfortable to be able to hug and kiss but not to fuck.
Su Han thought of a trick: "Why don't you turn back into a Rolling Beast?" He really missed his little Gungun.
Su Bing pressed him into his arms, hugged him and said, "You think too much, go to sleep."
Su Han pressed against his chest, actually feeling uncomfortable. They had been together for more than a year in the illusion, and Su Bing hadn't let him have a serious rest during this time, so he was already familiar with that matter, and now it's unavoidable. Not only Su Bing is uncomfortable in the mode of incontinence, but Su Han is also very uncomfortable.
He was dishonest in his arms, so Su Bing had no choice but to do it for him again.
Su Han leaned against him panting, his voice was so soft that he said, "Hurry up... Hurry up and get fit."
I used to be afraid of being separated if I died, but now I really want to separate immediately.
Man, it's such fickleness.
The three-day trip to the lower realm was fleeting, and when the six of them reappeared in the upper realm, they were not in a good mood.
Zhang Muyu looked down at his little leather skirt, his face was full of tears, his fairy robe, his mansion, his soft couch...all gone!
What made the three of them even more desperate was that the moment they came to the upper realm, their stomachs began to growl. They obviously didn't feel any hunger in the lower realm for three days, so why did their chests stick to their backs when they came back!
Su Han looked at them: "You won't be hungry for three days in the lower realm, will you?"
Zhang Muyu: "..."
Su Han knocked on their foreheads: "Silly, I finally went to heaven, why don't you hurry up and eat and drink..."
Elderly group: Having said that, the boss said that the lower world is heaven, right!Whoooo!so sad!
Fortunately, there was still a lot of meat in the black-skinned beast. Although the taste had changed after a long time, it should not be poisonous. The elderly group roasted meat hungry, and sat on the ground one by one after a barely full meal.
Although they tried their best to fool them, it took a long time for those strong men to ascend.
Even if one day in the upper realm equals one month in the lower realm, this day in the upper realm really feels like years!
Su Han comforted them and said: "Don't be discouraged, I will look for the core of the upper realm in the next few days to see if it can be activated, and life should be easier by then."
Zhang Huaide asked curiously: "The core of the upper realm?"
"Don't ask, you don't understand even if you tell me."
Older group: "..." Sadly, they couldn't refute it.
It was another five or six days, and the core was not found, but the elderly group had practiced some skills and was barely able to follow the hunt. Although Su Bing and Su Xue caught giant beasts that were ten feet tall, they caught palm-sized ones. Small beast, but not useless at all.
But these little beasts are so cute, Mr. Su said that there is too little meat to eat, so let's raise them first.
Then the little beast became a "favorite concubine", and the elderly group also envied and hated it, thinking that the next time they were reincarnated, it would be better not to be a human being, and to be a cute creature might lead to a more comfortable life.
Until the passage was opened again, Su Han did not find the core of the upper realm. After all, it was a hiking trip, which was a waste of time.
The six of them returned to the lower realm after a six-month absence, carrying a pile of soil as usual. With the unremitting efforts of the three major fools, they gave the lower realm to the whole people of the fool to cultivate, even a three-year-old child was yelling: "Baby is going to ascend!" , the baby is going to the upper world!"
Poor few people who know the truth are unwilling to tell the truth.
The big fools wished to move the entire lower realm to the upper realm to become strong men, Jiang Qiniang was reluctant to let her son suffer, and wished that a few more people would go up to help open up wasteland.
But then again, even if Jiang Qiniang told others that "the upper world is terrible, it's barren, it can be called hell", no one would believe it.
After all, the big fools really brought the baby down from the upper world!
At the end of the three-day trip, Su Han went back to the Nine Xuanzong, and heard that Hei Qing and Shangguanqing were already retreating and attacking. He felt relieved, and felt that he would have a reliable right-hand man in a few days.
When he was about to return to the upper realm, several thunderbolts fell from the lower realm.
Zhang Huaide firmly held Mu Xianrong's hand: "Someone is crossing the catastrophe!"
Mu Xianrong was also so excited that he had tears in his eyes: "Finally someone is about to ascend again!"
Yu Heyuan was also terribly moved. He just thought that the sound of thunder was so beautiful that it would not be enough to listen to it for 100 years!
Su Han looked at the situation, guessed that Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing were about to come.
As the saying goes, the first time is born and the second time is familiar. After watching the upper world of rabbits who don't shit for a long time, the elderly group has gradually adapted to it, and they still have some small expectations. Finally, newcomers are coming, and these old people are finally coming out of their heads.
In just over ten days, looking back, it was full of blood and tears!
On the third day after returning to the upper realm, two scorched and blackened "corpses" lay upright in the mud.
The elderly group rejoiced and came to watch together.
Zhang Huaide said: "It looks strange, I don't know which sect it is from?"
Mu Xianrong said: "After all, there are only 30 people, and you will know who it is after you ask."
They didn't know that Hei Qing and Shangguanqing had also been promoted to Nascent Soul Dzogchen. Although Hei Qing and Shangguanqing were present at the Dzogchen monk gathering, they thought they were serving Su Han with them and didn't pay attention at all.
Zhang Huaide's small thoughts began to waver: "When they wake up, we seniors have to teach them how to walk."
Mu Xianrong was also a little excited, thinking about how they were at the same hand and feet back then, now that they can finally watch others, it's really not too exciting!
Especially since these two are probably their old rivals for many years, being able to watch their jokes has become their only expectation in the upper world.
Su Han really couldn't bear to tell them: These two children were trained by me. They not only walk neatly, but also have extraordinary fighting power. They may be the second Su Bing and Su Xue.
Looking at the pitiful little eyes of the three of them, Su Han couldn't tell the truth in a daze.
The elderly group was out of their minds all day. They couldn't help but come back to see the two dead bodies after going out for a while. They were always afraid of missing the first moment of their waking up, and they were afraid that they would not be able to teach them to walk... Those who didn't know thought they were lying on the ground. The one on the ground is their own son.
After the sky darkened, Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing woke up almost at the same time.
They sat up, looked around, and saw the vast land, and their faces were suddenly blank.
Zhang Huaide waited for the whole day, and finally waited for this exciting moment!He threw down the meat skewers and hurried over, not forgetting to tidy up his little leather skirt on the way, and then slowed down when he was in front of him, put on the airs of a senior, and said earnestly, "How is it? How do you feel about your body?"
This was what Su Han said to them when they just woke up.
Zhang Huaide's little heart was beating and beating, as if he had never been so excited in half his life, he tried his best to hold his expression, and said calmly: "Don't panic, don't panic when your cultivation base is gone, stand up first, take a few steps, if you have something to do, don't worry." Take two steps."
Su Han, who was eating barbecue in the distance, was full of distress.
The poor elderly group didn't know about it, Mu Xianrong and Yu Heyuan also came over, each of them put on the appearance of a big brother, and said enthusiastically: "Don't be afraid, don't rush, stand up first, wrestling is normal, walk more A few times, fall a few more times, and gradually get used to it..."
Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing: It seems like there are three fools in front of us.
They were still three idiots wearing flamboyant leather skirts with hot eyes.
Zhang Huaide thought they were panicking, so his voice became more benevolent: "Come on, let me demonstrate in front, you just need to do this, this, and this, and then stand up!"
Hei Qing & Shangguan Qing: "..."
Zhang Huaide thought they didn't understand, so he lay down and demonstrated again.
Su Han couldn't stand it anymore, he cleared his throat and shouted: "You two come here."
At first Zhang Huaide thought that the boss was calling him, but immediately felt something was wrong. They were a threesome, what did "you two" mean?
then……
Lying on the ground, the two "juniors" who were supposed to be loveless, helpless, and eager for help got up easily, walked with long legs, and walked calmly and gracefully.
The elderly group was stunned behind: this is unscientific!This is unreasonable!This logic is broken!Why do they walk?Why didn't they throw a dog and eat shit?
Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing not only walked steadily, but also performed an extremely difficult movement for "beginners".
They knelt on one knee and saluted respectfully: "Master."
Older group: "..."
Su Han took out the small leather skirt prepared for them: "Put it on to keep out the wind."
Until now, Hei Qing and Shangguanqing finally showed the expression that a powerful person who has just entered the upper realm should have: his face is full of lovelessness.
This leather skirt is so magical, they would rather be naked.
Then Su Bing glanced at them casually.
The two are so smart, they immediately reacted.
It's wrong to walk the bird, especially you shouldn't walk the bird in front of the master. For the safety of your own big bird, you should quickly block it!
After they put on the little leather skirts, the elderly group felt that the two were getting closer.
Yu Heyuan leaned over and asked, "Senior, are they your disciples?"
Su Han said: "Yes, this is Hei Qing, the head of the Nine Profound Sect, and this is Shangguan Qing, the master of the Alchemy Hall."
With his introduction, Yu Heyuan was dumbfounded: "They... unexpectedly... have also ascended!" He was so angry. If he remembered correctly, these two children should be only five or six hundred years old?
"They have good qualifications..." Su Han explained: "We are not short of manpower here. I will let them ascend earlier so that they can come to help."
He said it very tactfully, but the elderly group didn't want to hear it anymore.
Both Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing are veterans of life. They only used a few skewers of barbecue to successfully bribe the elderly trio who didn't want to talk to them.
Su Han explained the situation with Hei Qing and Shangguan Qing.
The faces of these two people are also complicated.
Hei Qing said: "I never expected that the upper world is like this."
Shangguan Qing also had an indescribable tone: "It's really a pure and unaffected upper realm."
Su Han patted them on the shoulder and said, "Help me find the core. If I find it, I can modify it a little."
With two more strong men, the efficiency is much higher.
On No. 16 days, Su Han finally found the core of the upper realm.
Su Bing asked: "How is the grade?"
Su Han stared at the palm-sized spot of light for a long time, then said hesitantly, "God level."
Su Xue was also curious: "So tall?"
Su Han said: "It is indeed a bit exaggerated."
Both the senior group and the youth group were in a daze, unable to understand what they were saying.
In fact, they don't even know what the hell this nucleus is.
Su Han stretched out his hand to touch the radiant core, and murmured softly: "This is a child carrying gold to go through the downtown..."
Su Bing frowned slightly, knowing the meaning of his words.
But there is no way, the upper realm has been born, no matter whether the core is activated or not, this is a void.
Su Xue asked: "How is it? The power cycle here..."
He couldn't finish talking, and he was taken aback for a moment.
Su Han smiled and said, "This model is very novel and interesting."
They all said this, and as the aborigines of this world, Zhang Muyu and Hei Qingshangguanqing were even more astonished.
Their Nascent Souls all came back, but they no longer stayed in the body, but floated by their sides one by one, shaking their heads, how stupid they were...
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