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[Nianhua·Turning Fingers Softly: Saving the Earth] The Leaky Coffee Cup in "Strategy of That Tentacle"
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One day, Xie Junning, known as a fighter among the paparazzi, felt the malice from the universe.
Eyes closed and opened, normal life left him.
At this moment, Xie Junning just wanted to growl: Why does the film king have tentacles behind him? !This unscientific!
Xie Junning: I am just a paparazzi QAQ, please let me go.
This article actually tells the story of "love and kill each other" between the actor and the paparazzi
The paparazzi suffers, and the film king is attacked by alien tentacles.
Content tags: special liking, falling in love, killing each other, modern overhead
Search keywords: Protagonist: Xie Junning, Li Fan┃Supporting roles: Luo Yanxu, Yuan Yi, Wang Meng, Chen Mo, etc.┃Others: entertainment industry, actor is a tentacle monster, paparazzi is also drunk for this sake, I have a special strategy strategy to learn-
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Li Fan crossed his arms and looked at Xie Junning with raised eyebrows, full of threats, while the tentacles behind him were waving happily.
Xie Junning took a step back: "I didn't see anything just now, please let me go..."
Li Fan smiled: "What do you think?"
Xie Junning wants to cry but has no tears. Can he apply for a rewind?
Rewinding...
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Wrapped in the reduced-price down jacket bought in summer, Xie Junning squinted his eyes and stared at a certain direction across the road and took a deep breath. Immediately, a puff of white water vapor appeared in front of his eyes. He tightly clutched the camera hanging on his chest with both hands, afraid Accidentally dropped the baby camera and broke it. This is his tool for eating. During the day, there was a heavy snowfall, and the snow-covered road was crushed by passing vehicles, and finally the road turned into an icy road. , If you are not careful, you will fall off your back.
coming!Seeing the target he was waiting for, Xie Junning put on his mask excitedly, walked out of the bush with his camera in his hands, his boots creaking on the soft snow.And the two people he was targeting seemed completely unaware.
Raising the camera and pointing at the target to be photographed, the two eyes of the young man who covered most of his face with a mask were shining.
That's right, Xie Junning said the legendary paparazzi.Everyone has nothing good to say about paparazzi's comments, and Xie Junning, who knows this well, ignores all those comments.He needs money, and after so many years of experience, as far as he knows, the job of paparazzi is the fastest to get money.Patting his face through the gloves, Xie Junning made himself more energetic.His goal today is different from the small stars of the past, it is the real big shot - Li Fan.
Li Fan is a near-mythical existence in the film and television industry. Less than half a year after his debut, he was favored by the famous domestic director Wu Yichen. He played the leading actor Shen Yuda in the doomsday movie "Battle Helmet", conquering with his outstanding appearance and acting skills the public.After that, Li Fan starred in several movies one after another, just like the darling of heaven, Li Fan won the crown of actor all the way smoothly.Compared with other artists, Li Fan's scandals are very few, probably because he puts all his energy on his work, and the news about his private life is very simple. Now most of the news about his private life in newspapers is Some speculation.According to Xie Junning's deduction, Li Fan's smooth road is likely to be supported by an unknown mysterious family behind him, and he doesn't know where the big boss is.
Since her mother lost her job and became obsessed with gambling, Xie Junning gave nearly half of her income to her mother who lived alone. On the one hand, it was to maintain her mother’s daily life, and on the other hand, to repay the gambling debts owed by her mother. Xie Junning’s life therefore And those who become tight, usually have to hesitate for a long time when they want to buy a piece of clothing.Recently there have been rumors that Li Fan has something to do with the new young model, in order to take photos, Xie Junning has been squatting at Li Fan's residence for two weeks, rain or shine.
You must know that Li Fan's first-hand gossip news is not an ordinary revelation, as long as it is a topic related to him, it is definitely the hottest choice, and major newspapers and media are also willing to buy his gossip photos.The other person is... who is it?It doesn't matter who she is, as long as the photos are taken, Xie Junning is too lazy to waste time on small characters, and Xie Junning concentrates all her thoughts on Li Fan——
As long as one of the protagonists is Li Fan, Xie Jun would rather not care about the identities of the others.
Hehe, as long as I sell this group of photos, it will be a little easier. At least this month, I don’t have to eat instant noodles all the time. I hold the camera tightly with my right hand, and Xie Junning’s little abacus is crackling.Wearing a black mask and sunglasses and holding a camera, he looked suspicious no matter how he looked.
One step, two steps...
A little closer, a little closer, yes, yes, this is the angle.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Xie Junning unknowingly had escaped from the cover of dead branches of the bushes, and was completely exposed in the middle of the road. What's more, he didn't notice the private car speeding over at all.Vision and hearing have reached a high degree of unity, and they cannot receive any other information except Li Fan.
Set the camera to continuous shooting so that no details will be missed. Xie Junning, who focused on the target, seemed to be able to see a large number on the bank card. He licked his chapped lips, and even The heart beats much faster.
Oh oh - two people are holding hands, here is a little clearer, adjust the focus... yes, that's it.
Xie Junning with an idiot expression seemed to be posing in front of him as if he saw a large stack of banknotes.
"Di——!!!" Awakened from his own world by the whistling sound of horns and brakes, Xie Junning noticed the private car that was about to hit him. It started throbbing like it was about to burst.
Due to the icy road, although the driver had stepped on the brakes, the car still showed no sign of stopping, and the whole car slid towards Xie Junning by its inertia, at an astonishingly fast speed.
There was only one voice in Xie Junning's mind: "It's over." He found that his legs were weak and he couldn't move a step.
Definitely going to be knocked into the air - and smashed like a watermelon dropped from high above.
"Ugh!" The paparazzi Xie Junning rolled his eyes and passed out.
He didn't see that a black shadow took him away at a speed that the earth people didn't have when the car was about to hit it.Not to mention what happened after he lost consciousness.
……
Someone lying on the bed frowned anxiously.
Now he's dead, maybe he's the only paparazzi in the whole world who died unexpectedly because he was too dedicated to his work. Can the paparazzi world give him the title of dying in line of duty?
#For the photographer (paparazzi) Xie Junning who died on duty#
This topic looks very good, maybe it can become the number one on the hot search list?Anyway, any boring thing can be on the Weibo trending list now, and he is a bit sorry for the way he died if he is such a dedicated photographer.Then everyone reposted the wax and so on. Rows of small candles were neatly lined up in a row. I was a little excited just thinking about it... (Hey, hey, what's so exciting about this.)
That's right, that's it.
……
Wait, something seems wrong.
Xie Junning bit his lip, isn't he already dead, how come he still has time to think about so much?
The body doesn't hurt at all, according to the saying that the dead don't feel pain...
Did I become a ghost?This topic is not funny at all.
If you become a ghost, it all makes sense, right?Xie Junning, who never believed in ghosts and gods, actually started to talk about it.
Hearing the voice of speaking in a haze, Xie Junning subconsciously held his breath to understand the content of the speech.When he opened his eyes, what he saw was a strange room, and he himself was lying on a very comfortable bed.
An idea popped up in my brain in an instant—is a person directly assigned a residence after death?
Such treatment is really good.
The voice seemed to be on the phone, Xie Junning simply climbed out of bed and put his ear to the door, and began to eavesdrop in a somewhat unkind way.Stepping on the floor with bare feet, the coldness from the soles of his feet made him shiver.
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the other end of the door.
Li Fan Mingming, who was lazily nestled on the sofa, spoke in a serious tone, but his body was extremely relaxed.
"Yes... yes... um."
'...'
Changing his posture to make himself more comfortable, Li Fan said: "People on Earth are very cruel, especially a group of people called fans. Their combat power alone is no less than that of a small battleship. I strongly recommend our attack. The plan should be slowed down or the target should be changed to other planets.” You must know that fans on Earth are the cutest creatures in the world, and there are only a group of ignorant wooden faces on the home planet, hum.
Li Fan curled his lips, as if thinking of something bad, with disgust on his face.
'...'
"How come? For the long-term development of Gamma planet, I am willing to sacrifice my ego to achieve the happiness of people all over the world." If those old-fashioned faces attack the earth, these lovely fans will definitely disappear to nothing, and he will not allow it When this happens, it’s okay to tell a little harmless lie, “It’s all for the glory of Star Gamma!” It’s okay to search for the glory of Star Gamma on other planets, Li Fan stretched his waist and stared at the star above his head. The ceiling, the person on the other end of the communicator can never imagine his current appearance, "In order to collect first-hand information, I am willing to stay on the dangerous earth forever, even if I lose my life because of it."
'...'
"It's fine for me to bear this kind of pain alone. This is the duty of the first officer." Li Fan was almost moved to tears by his superb acting skills. Is there anyone in the world whose acting skills are better than his own?Of course not, who is he?He is actor Li Fan——
Here, Li Fan, who lied about the fact that the military is on the rise, is in stark contrast to Xie Junning, who is hiding behind the door and sweating coldly: "Please allow me to dedicate my heart to Gamma Planet, and when I discover the weakness of the people on Earth, I will return to my home planet immediately. "As for when to go back, that's not what he's considering now.
'...'
"..."
He seems to have heard some great news?Xie Junning blinked his eyes.
Precursor, gamma star?
In his lifetime, he actually met aliens... and also heard the live version of alien communication?Then there won't be all kinds of sophisticated instruments outside, just like the scene in a science fiction movie.
Xie Junning, who had a very long reflex arc, grabbed his arm and it hurt so much—this was not a dream!
Wait...something is wrong...
"So that's how it is!" Xie Junning clenched his right fist and slammed it on his left palm, his face suddenly realized, and his mouth opened into an O shape.
According to the current situation, he was saved by aliens?
It's one thing to cover your mouth with one hand and be rescued by aliens, it's another to just hear those words.A trace of anxiety appeared in Xie Junning's eyes——
What to do, what should he do in this situation?
Need to go out and say hello to this alien friend?
Like a friendly wave and an introduction?Hello, I am a paparazzi on earth, my name is Xie Junning or something, thank you for your rescue just now... Is that so?
No, at this time he shouldn't care about this.With a good learning attitude of asking Du Niang if he has any questions, Xie Junning began to look for his mobile phone everywhere, what should he ask?
For example, #太拍idol is not a person, what should I do, online, etc.# This kind of problem?
...The search for the mobile phone stalled for a moment.
If you ask this question, you will be regarded as an idiot, you will definitely... definitely be ridiculed by the crowd, absolutely.
The closed door was opened at this time, and Xie Junning's forehead hit it lightly, and then fell heavily on the ground.
The person who came in was Li Fan who had just talked to the alien, the best actor of Li Da.
"What are you doing?" Li Fan looked condescendingly at the man covering his head.
Xie Junning raised his head and twitched the corners of his mouth.Contacting Li Fan at such a close distance, the sense of oppression should not be too strong.
Li Fan bent down, Xie Junning couldn't see clearly the expression on Li Fan's face under the backlight.
What will Li Fan do next?Murder?Xie Junning's back froze, sweating coldly.
Unexpectedly, Li Fan pulled Xie Junning up who was sitting on the ground: "Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't wake you up, did I? I was reciting my lines just now." He smiled apologetically at Xie Junning, 360 degrees blinding Xie Junning's dog eyes with no dead angle.
Glancing at the script that Li Fan was holding in his other hand, Xie Junning felt that he was really ashamed, the expressions on his face changed back and forth, he just didn't know what to look like.What's more important is that he really thought that Li Fan would be an alien just now, which is definitely the rhythm of his brain pumping.
The villain in my mind is constantly raging. If it can be visualized, there must be a huge drop of sweat hanging on Xie Junning's head: Where did you think, Xie Junning, has your IQ been eaten by dogs? ?How could there be aliens in this world? Mystical creatures like aliens can only exist in science fiction films!
Surprisingly simple——
Li Fan smiled lightly, he had already noticed when Xie Junning was eavesdropping, but for ordinary people, aliens are too absurd, as long as he is fooled casually, he can completely make him think that the communication just now was just a misunderstanding.
What he cared about was another thing. This person was almost hit by a car because he secretly took pictures of him.
This person is a paparazzi.But he didn't notice this person when he was secretly taking pictures, he only noticed it when the car braked suddenly, a person who can control the sense of presence, even if this kind of person is a gamma star, it is very rare, no, it should be gamma Ma Xing will not appear such a person.
Pointing to the camera on the bar counter, Xie Junning's surprised eyes were successfully received, and he said with a smile: "I think there are some things that need to be notified to you," paused, "I accidentally slipped my hand and took all the photos in your camera Deleted, you don’t mind?” If those photos leaked out, it would cause him certain troubles, Li Fan deleted the above photos “seemingly casually”.
Xie Junning waved again and again: "Never mind, don't mind!" How dare you mind!This is the benefactor who saved his life, but he took a photo of the benefactor's scandal. Li Fan is already thanking God regardless of him, let alone other things.
A certain actor couldn't help sighing again: It's so simple——
Li Fan, who didn't feel any guilt at all, saw the changing expression on Xie Junning's face, and he was in a good mood: "It's getting late today, you can sleep in your previous room, can you leave by yourself tomorrow?" There was no trace of rejection in the words It means that it was discovered tonight that the cheating was concealed anyway, and he should be more careful in the future.
"Yes, yes." Why not, Xie Junning said with an embarrassed face, "Excuse me." After watching Li Fan leave, Xie Junning fell back and fell heavily on the bed.
Heart is so tired... Xie Junning looked sideways at the scenery outside the window, it was completely dark.
As a normal male, Xie Junning, who had not been to the place of reincarnation of the five grains for most of the day, found that he needed to solve his physical problems after finally falling asleep.
then……
Xie Junning rubbed his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched.
Who will tell him... that person who is waving his tentacles and opening the door is not Li Fan, Xie Junning is sure, those tentacles are not special effects of a movie, but real soft and slippery ones, not what people on earth should have... Tentacles.
"Hey, that..." Holding back the urge to urinate, Xie Junning scratched his head and laughed dryly, "I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at home, so I'm going back first hahahaha—" When he wanted to escape, he was wrapped around his waist by a tentacle, Xie Junning only had one thought --Ruined!Li Fan wouldn't kill him like this, right?Didn't it mean that the more you know, the worse your death will be? He actually discovered Li Fan's biggest secret. Under such circumstances, it's strange that Li Fan didn't kill him.
Surprised that he didn't find Xie Junning's existence, this was the second time, Li Fan raised his mouth, this earthling is interesting.
Taking back the tentacles together with Xie Junning, Li Fan didn't feel nervous about being discovered. He has changed his mind now and doesn't intend to let Xie Junning go: "As you can see, I am the alien in your mouth." Now that it has been exposed , then there is no point in concealing it any longer, a tentacle propped his chin in a state of contemplation.How to deal with this earthling?It would be very troublesome to dispose of the corpse if he was killed. He is a rare and peaceful citizen of Gamma Planet.Letting go of the tentacles, the poor little paparazzi staggered and shrank into a ball in front of him tremblingly.
The frightened Xie Junning held his head and closed his eyes tightly. It was a nightmare that his idol was a tentacle alien.It must be a hint from the weird line that I overheard today, yes, that's it.Now he is still dreaming, yes, that's right.
"You are not dreaming." Li Fan pushed Xie Junning into a corner, "I am the forerunner of Gamma Planet, and what you heard is the truth. I planned to let you go after tonight, but I didn't expect your curiosity It’s so heavy.” There’s a saying on the earth, curiosity killed the cat, what should the earthlings do with it?The color in Li Fan's eyes darkened.
In close contact, Xie Junning could see Li Fan's eyes, and the round pupils turned into vertical pupils in an instant, Xie Junning was frightened again.
There was no way to retreat, so Xie Junning had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "...what do you want to do with me?" The door panel behind him was so cold.
Are you really going to die?
He's still young, and he doesn't want to die yet.
He hasn't paid insurance premiums for several years, and even if he dies, his country mother won't be able to receive insurance compensation.
...Looking at the situation, it is unlikely that he will not die, right?Xie Junning trembled even more.
Is this alien quick to strike?Can you let him die for a moment... I hope it's not some pervert... Thinking of some reports about perverted killers tortured to death, student Xie Junning only prayed that he would not be killed by Li Fan fancy...
……
Putting the tentacles back into the body, a certain alien turned back into the handsome and handsome star Li Fan. He propped up the wall with one hand, imprisoning Xie Junning in a small space.
Xie Junning seems to have heard the sound of the Santu River flowing.
Please die fast.
The corner of Li Fan's mouth curled up, and Xie Junning's expression entertained him.
Xie Junning heard the gate of hell creaking open...
Open……
Open--
Li Fan crossed his arms and looked at Xie Junning with raised eyebrows, full of threats, while the tentacles behind him were waving happily.
Xie Junning took a step back: "I didn't see anything just now, please let me go..."
A three-year-old would not believe this.
Li Fan smiled: "What do you think?"
There were a lot of things that happened that night, and Xie Junning, who forced himself to accept them all, wanted to cry without tears. Can he apply to rewind and start over again?
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Gamma Star is a planet that advocates military expansion. It is 2784 light-years away from the Earth. It has advanced technology and space jump technology is in a leading position in the universe. Gamma Star’s important source of income is to invade other planets and profit from them. Gamma Star The situation of Ma Xing can be said to be that all the people are soldiers.
From Li Fan, Xie Junning got a terrible news.The habitable zone of a star in Scorpio, which is only 22 light-years away from the earth, has been completely conquered four years ago. Human beings on the three planets most suitable for human habitation are transported to the interstellar slave market. The precious resources on these three planets Gamma star brought a lot of benefits, and Emperor Oros of Gamma star ordered to continue to expand, and the earth was the first to bear the brunt and became the latest target.
Li Fan is a wanted criminal who was captured on Gamma Star. He used hacking technology to hack the central network of the palace, and knew the secret that should not be known to the outside world. According to the royal family, he was sent to Earth came to serve as the Precursor with a very high mortality rate.Every time Gamma Star attacks a planet, it will send a forerunner to explore the way, and after obtaining the exact information of the planet, the military department will confirm whether to attack.
After a one-sided peaceful exchange, Xie Junning obediently sat on the sofa opposite Li Fan and listened to him talk about the necessity of protecting the earth according to Li Fan's request.In order to make the other party think that he was really listening carefully, classmate Xie Junning frowned tightly, occasionally nodding his head to show that he understood everything, but in fact he didn't understand at all.
"In short, I am a tool to find the way, but I made a decision after meeting enthusiastic and lovely fans on the earth. I want to protect the earth (fans)." Now that his true identity has been exposed, Li Fan He no longer concealed it, and stretched out the tentacles on his back, lazing comfortably on the sofa.Li Fan didn't care at all that he showed Xie Junning the old bottom: "As a person on Earth, I think you should care more about the safety of the earth than me. If the information about the low combat effectiveness of the people on Earth let the people on Gamma know If so, the result can be imagined.”
Wiping his neck, Li Fan said viciously: "A large part of the earth's people will be slaughtered, and the rest will be sold to the slave market in the universe. You don't want this, right?" He was very upset when his cheering fans were sold to the cosmic slave market by those stupid faces of Star Gamma in an instant. Without those lovely fans, who would come back to admire him?Thinking of this, Li Fan's sense of crisis soared to the highest level.
Xie Junning felt that Li Fan who said these shocking vulgar words in such a relaxed tone was even more terrifying.
Compared to Li Fan's coziness, Xie Junning was not so calm.Especially watching Li Fan's tentacles skillfully pouring tea and then bringing the teacup in front of him, Xie Junning took the teacup tremblingly: "Thank you." If these words were spoken to him by an ordinary person, Xie Junning would be [-]% Two hundred of them would not believe it, and would even think that person was crazy, but it was Li Fan who said these words, and his stretched tentacles clearly made Xie Junning understand that this was not a joke.
Putting the tea cup close to his lips, when he was about to drink it, he smelled a familiar smell. Xie Junning had a bad feeling: "This is it?"
"This is durian tea, it tastes very good—" Li Fan told Xie Junning the scary name of this tea with a smile.
The hand holding the tea trembled, and the corners of Xie Junning's mouth twitched. Would normal people drink this kind of tea? By the way, there is a place that sells this kind of tea?
Xie Junning, who hated durian deeply, put his teacup aside calmly, feeling that if he drank this tea, he would go directly to see his father who was already in heaven, and there was no need for Gamma Stars to capture the earth.
Pushing the teacup away in disgust, Xie Junning took a deep breath, and said again what he had just been beaten back by durian tea: "You just said that you were the only one to investigate? This is unscientific." Just now Li Fanyi With a serious face, he popularized all kinds of people about Gamma Star to himself, and the little paparazzi Xie Junning's world view was refreshed at the same time, his brain began to spin rapidly, "According to what you said, I don't think it is possible for Gamma Star to send you alone to be the forerunner. Yes, and also, may I know what's going on with your tentacles?" Please forgive his poor imagination, before he actually met Li Fan, he couldn't imagine that there would be tentacles popping out of people's backs. Something like octopus tentacles.
"Don't worry, our task is just to deal with the people who come to get the data on a regular basis." Li Fan is very sure that he is the only person sent on the earth. "The earth is so small, there is no need to send more people." Come to be the forerunner." Gamma Star is not the only planet that expands its sphere of influence, and there are many planets that are larger and more advanced than Earth.
The atmosphere in the room was a little awkward for a while.
This person's attitude made people very uncomfortable, Xie Junning replied dryly: "I'm really sorry that the earth is so small." He knew that it was best to follow the other party's wishes under such circumstances, but this inexplicable I just can't hold my breath.After saying this, he regretted it, and secretly glanced at Li Fan's tentacles, fearing that one of these tentacles would kill him.
It seems that the temperature of the air conditioner has been lowered a little, and Li Fan felt that there seemed to be a lot of goose bumps on his tentacles.
Knowing what he said made Xie Junning unhappy, Li Fan quickly added: "Don't be angry, I'm telling the truth." Seeing that the effect turned worse, he hurriedly said, "Although the earth is small, the fans on this planet I like it very much." If it wasn't for these fans, he wouldn't care about how the earth would be replaced by those wooden faces on the mother planet. Reminiscent of the faces of those cute fans, Li Fan's tentacles would be waving around because they were too excited .
It's more than full of loopholes... It's just... full of loopholes, but I can only believe what Li Fan said: "Let's do this for now." He is very tired now, his brain can no longer think of more things, I don't know where it came from With courage, Li Fan felt that these tentacles would not hurt her for the time being, "Then can you let me know what's going on with your... um... tentacles?" These tentacles waving around seemed a little miraculous to him.
A tentacle came over hearing the words, and Xie Junning hid back with a green face.
"Are you talking about this?" He seemed very happy that his tentacles were mentioned, not only the tentacles that came over, but also the other tentacles waved wildly with excitement, "This is the family of our gamma planet residents Features, different families have different external manifestations, just like the people in my family have tentacles that can be freely controlled, and some family members have pincers that can be tempered, just like crabs on the earth , and the heads of some family members can turn into beasts, their fangs can easily crush steel, there are always many types, you don’t need to pay attention to these details.”
How could you not care?How is this trivial?Xie Junning turned into a roaring emperor in his heart, no matter how exaggerated his expression was, he could not express his inner feelings.
The amount of information received tonight is a bit large, and it feels like some parts of the people on Gamma Star are animals. Xie Junning felt that a door to a new world opened in front of him, rubbing his temples: "It's already late, don't mind If so, I'll go back and rest."
Stopped Xie Junning: "That's right," Li Fan said with a smile, his face was harmless to humans and animals, "I give you two choices." For a moment Xie Junning thought that he saw Li Fan who was the perfect idol in front of the public.
"What?" Xie Junning had a bad premonition, his nerves had not relaxed since talking with Li Fan.
"I'm a very democratic person. Do you want to be killed by me now or be my bodyguard?" Still smiling.
Take a step back: "..." That's a threat, right?Xie Junning broke into a cold sweat.
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There was no threat at all, Li Fan brushed his hair: "Although it is more troublesome to deal with the corpse and follow-up issues, it is indeed a good way to keep a secret forever, don't you think?" At the same time, the tentacles behind Li Fan opened up, as if they were about to attack.
Once again, Xie Junning was so frightened that his legs were weak, Xie Junning was about to cry, his legs trembled and he couldn't stand up straight: "My mouth is very strict, please believe me."
"Then you chose to be my bodyguard," Li Fan was very happy when he got his own satisfactory answer, "What a good boy." After retracting the tentacles on his back, he patted Xie Junning on the shoulder, "Good boy, go to sleep , good night." Soft tentacles patted Xie Junning's shoulders, with a mollusc chill.
The image of the male god in his mind was subverted again and again overnight. Xie Junning picked up his broken glass heart and the male god who was threatening him just now and said, "Good night." The bully Xiaobaicai slipped back into the room as fast as he finished speaking.
After closing the door, Xie Junning instantly revealed the truth: In fact, Li Fan is not only crazy, but also a ghost.
Damn, what's going on in this world, he's just a little paparazzi who works hard and is not afraid of hardship or tiredness, so why torture him like this?
Find the mobile phone on the bedside table, the green light of the reminder of unread messages is blinking.
Looking at the number displayed on the text message sent by the bank, Xie Junning smiled wryly, and before he could do any more, the phone shut down automatically because the battery was too low.
Holding the phone tightly, Xie Junning closed his eyes and made up his mind: this is not going to work, he must escape.
Such a great thing as saving the earth can't be played by a little-known little guy like him, and it's impossible to share a room with an alien with tentacles.After the tentacle monster fell asleep, he had to escape, but unfortunately his phone was out of battery, otherwise he would definitely be able to call his paparazzi friend to help him.
You can only watch step by step.Xie Junning opened the French windows little by little like a thief who was afraid of being discovered by the host, for fear of making a sound.The cold wind blowing in from the window made him shiver.
Taking a deep breath, Xie Junning put his ears on the door, and started to act after confirming that there was no more sound outside the door.
Xie Junning tied a section of the sheet twisted into a rope at the foot of the bed, and threw the other end out of the window. After making sure that the tentacle monster outside hadn't noticed anything, he crawled down the sheet.
Climbing down without any safety measures, I felt strange when I climbed halfway, and it was pitch black below, and I couldn't see anything.The pale moonlight illuminated the tiles.
Xie Junning looked up and gasped when he saw a face that was close at hand.
Li Fan, who retracted his tentacles, said with a harmless smile: "Climb up." Seeing that Xie Junning didn't move, he added, "Otherwise, I'll make you fall from here. By the way, this is the fourth floor, so you won't fall." If you die, at most you will break a few bones."
This evil tentacle monster.Isn't it just crawling back, he just crawls!
Xie Junning has only one feeling: this winter is so cold that even tears are frozen in his eyes.
Sixth Tentacle
Early in the morning, City S was still as noisy as ever.There was a long queue at the breakfast shop, and the retail shop next to the subway station was crowded with people, so it was not an ordinary difficulty to get in.
Xie Junning with two dead fish eyes was listless and was squeezed into the subway by the crowd. The necklace around his neck was like a bullet that made him feel uncomfortable all over his body.Because last night, no, it was the early morning of this morning when he tried to escape and failed, Xie Junning was forced to wear this necklace with a GPS positioning system.I thought that everything would be fine if I took off this necklace and threw it away, but that nasty Li Fan said a word when he had this idea:
"If you take it off, it will explode directly—" When he said this, he exaggeratedly made an explosion gesture.
Xie Junning gritted his teeth angrily - he is simply a devil!
Everything seems to be the same as usual, there is no difference.Get out of the elevator under the reminder of the sweet female voice in the subway.Xie Junning walked towards the place he rented at the fastest speed, and Li Fan gave him a day to move to live with him, the purpose is to let him help protect the earth better, these are Li Fan's original words.
Really, there is no sense at all.Shouldn't it be Superman, Batman, and other heroes to protect the earth? Who would have thought that it would be his turn to protect the earth now? Could it be that he is going to use a camera to smash aliens at the critical moment? Is it a human head?It is estimated that before he used the camera as a tool, the aliens clicked him off first - let's say he
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