i am goldfinger

The sun is shining, and the sun is shining in the room.

Qiao Wenle stretched his waist in the golden light, naturally waking up was satisfying.

Abandoning the computer, Qiao Wenle decided to relax for a day to reward himself for the hard work of the past few days. He took out the messy change in the drawer, put on his mobile phone and went out.

Sweet and sour pork tenderloin, braised pork trotters, beef with scallions or steamed chicken with chestnuts?It was almost noon at this time, and Qiao Wenle was hungry, so he couldn't help speeding up his pace to the snack street.

With the start of school approaching, the number of students returning to school along the way has increased significantly, in groups of three or four, talking and laughing loudly, wantonly swaying the agility and vigor of youth.

A girl passed by, pulled her companion back to look at him, and some boldly made a turn and walked towards him, holding up her mobile phone and making a slight "click".The veins on Qiao Wenle's forehead were throbbing, did he think he was blind?

The girl was still holding her mobile phone and muttering excitedly, this year's freshman has exploded, at least two people have to be replaced on the list of male gods on campus.

Campus male god list?Qiao Wenle's eyes lit up, the benefactor must be on the list.

Qiao Wenle is eating braised yellow chicken and rice. He instinctively prefers vegetarian food, but he has never eaten a satisfactory vegetarian dish since he was a child. It seems that there is a standard higher than the world in his subconscious. After countless disappointments, he no longer tries and eats meat instead. , contradictory, and of course.

While picking rice, the phone vibrated.

It was Chen Chen, one of the friends who had a good family background in high school. When Qiao Wenle was announced to be expelled from the Qiao family, a group of people tacitly disappeared.

Qiao Wenle suddenly lost her appetite: "What's the matter?"

It was strange that the other end of the phone was short of breath but didn't speak. Qiao Wenle said impatiently, "It's okay, I'll hang up."

"Don't! Wenle... Let's talk, where are you, I'll send someone to pick you up." Chen Chen's tone was fast, suppressing something.

"No time." Qiao Wenle hung up directly, awesome Chen Chen, he ordered me to talk to me, and I should have recorded all of your low-key appearances in front of the uncle.

The phone rang again, but Qiao Wenle ignored it.

The phone vibrated non-stop, Qiao Wen was angry, and kept repaying it endlessly!

Cut off the call, and was about to teach the grandson a lesson, a slightly serious voice came out of the phone: "Little Qiao, look at the group, Qi Tiandi and Song Li are having a quarrel."

"Big Stick, what's the matter?" Qiao Wenle didn't delay anymore, and went to a nearby supermarket to buy spicy sticks.

Big Stick smiled wryly: "Emperor Qi Tian scolded Song Li as a slut, seduced him even if he had a man, and refused to pay him the money, so he wanted to sue her for fraud."

Qiao Wenle paused, clenched his fingers unconsciously.

The aunt in the supermarket urged dissatisfiedly: "Young man, do you want to buy it or not? Don't stand in the way at the door."

Qiao Wenle came back to his senses and trotted back, his voice a little dry: "Lizi said, did you say you have a boyfriend?"

"...You don't know?" Big Stick was incredulous, even suspicious: "Anyway, go online and have a look, I still have something to do, you can handle it yourself."

Listening to the busy tone at the end of the call, Qiao Wenle frowned. The big stick is not an unreasonable person. This time the tone is obviously dissatisfied, and it has something to do with him?

Qiao Wenle was stuck with a stone in his heart. He remembered the gemstone flower he had raised when he was a child, watered it every day, found the best angle to bask in the sun, carried it to the desk when doing homework, and put it on the bedside before going to bed.He was full of hope that the gemstone flower would grow up with him, but the root system rotted within a week.

Just like this moment, the feelings that grow secretly and break silently.

... Cao, what are you thinking about?

Sad spring and autumn are not suitable for me, Master Qiao.

Panting and lying in front of the computer, on the voice of Qiuqiu and the team, the scumbag Qi Tiandi yelled in the voice, while swiping the screen in capital letters and bold, wishing everyone knew it.

spicy chicken.

Emperor Qi Tian: Song Li, as a human being, you always talk about your love. I would like to have a relationship. If you don’t want to, I won’t force you. But you don’t refuse to give you things, and you don’t refuse to give you money. Once you submit the relationship, you say yes. Boyfriend, are you kidding me? □□I can do a few back and forth, are you being taken for granted if you don’t take things for me?If you don't believe me, I have screenshots of every transfer and gift here!

Yo, it sounds reasonable at first glance.Qiao Wenle smiled mockingly, scrolling the mouse wheel down.

【screenshot】

2016.08.22 "Qi Tiandi" presents "Lele Meme Cha" Akali Year of the Monkey limited "Practice Nurse".

2016.08.23 Qi Tian paid Li Yan 1000 coins.Remarks: 600 to buy shoes for Lier.

2016.08.23 'Qi Tiandi' presented 'Le Le Me Me Me Cha' Morgana limited edition skin 'Ghost Bride'.

2016.08.23'Qi Tian Di' presented 'Le Le Me Me Me Cha' Katerina's epic skin 'Dark Night Catwoman'.

2016.08.24'Qi Tian Di' presented the 'Le Le Me Me Me Cha' Miss Fortune skin 'Secret Agent Mad Flower'.

Emperor Qi Tian kept swiping the screen, but Lele Memecha remained silent.

Qiao Wenle scratched his chin in distress, this fuck, since Qi scumbag came to do this, the evidence is solid.

Click on the head portrait of the little blonde loli.

【you sent a window jitter】

Uncle, I am happy: Are you here?Why don't you like him and accept his things?

Lele Memecha: Where did you go?

The other party replied in seconds, Qiao Wenle was taken aback.

I am happy, sir: go out and have a meal.Why don't you talk online, others will think you are guilty and happy? Fork: mobile phone number

Uncle, I am happy: 155xxxxxxxx, you go to the group to clarify, it is Emperor Qitian who is pestering you, and just after you sent it, you received a strange call, Qiao Wenle answered: "Song Li?"

"Hmm... how to clarify?"

The mobile phone is clearer than the voice, and the clear voice seems to ring close to the ear.

Qiao Wenle scratched his hair, thinking and said: "Let's just say, Emperor Qi Tian, ​​you are sick, and the old boss bothers you so much, you are not willing to accept the old boss's gift if you ask for it, and you blame others for not caring about you because you are cheap. Don't hang around with your face anymore... Maybe that's what it means."

"Ah."

The group message has been refreshed.

Lele Memecha: Emperor Qitian, you are sick, and the old boss bothers you so much that you are not willing to accept it even if you beg for it. You are cheap and blame others for not caring about you. If you want some face, stop pestering me.

The wild handsome guy: I'm a goddess!

The bleak cucumber: add one to my goddess

Green Pond: add 10086

……

"Damn it..." Qiao Wenle was embarrassed.

Qi Tiandi: Hehe, I finally understand. You "Who and Zhengfeng" are a bunch of cowards who cover up whores. You dare to act and dare not be Ma De. This person is disgusting. Qiao Wenle's fingertips turning white while holding the mouse.

Qi Tiandi: You think you can fuck her by protecting her, a group of idiots are tricked by a bitch, Song Li's tricks, Qiao Wenle's nostrils burst into flames, and sprayed directly on the screen, wishing to spray it on Qi Tiandi's face .

Uncle, I am happy: enough, shut up!

Uncle, I am happy: I will pay back how much you give away, don't pester Song Li anymore!

Desolate Cucumber: Wow!Grandpa Joe V5

Wild and handsome: Master Qiao is mighty!

Your papa: Master Qiao is really a man

Eat me a stick: beautifully done~

Give me a stick: Qi Tian, ​​you are not in our group for a day or two, everyone knows your virtues more or less.

Give me a stick: this time you and Song Li, who is right and who is wrong is not up to you, and our team does not have blandishments or idiots.

Give me a stick: Since Song Li has never liked you, let alone asked for things, everything you do is self-indulgent, no one forces you, and Song Li and Xiao Qiao will not pay you back.

Give me a stick: In the end, who of us and Zhengfeng only sell technology and not people, and don't need unqualified customers, so go by yourself.

There was a moment of silence on the screen.

Your papa: Captain, I love you, the formation downstairs

Desolate Cucumber: Captain I Love You

Qingchi: Captain I love you

……

Qiao Wenle rubbed his hands excitedly, copying and pasting.

Sir, I am happy: Captain, I love you

"Who do you love?" The gloom in the voice almost overflowed from the phone, and the cool voice made people panic for no reason.

"... Let me just say this, don't you think our big stick embryo is loyal, it's so handsome!"

…fuck, why am I in such a rush to explain.

"Our big stick?" The voice seemed to be squeezed out from between the teeth.

"None of your business." Made has a boyfriend and spends time with me online every day. Those who didn't know thought you had a crush on me, Master Qiao.including me.

"... Qiao Wenle."

"Why, what do you want to say?" Suddenly being so serious made Master Qiao nervous.

"do you like me?"

Cao Cao Cao Cao Cao Cao Cao...!Qiao Wenle's face turned red like a monkey's ass, and her tongue began to tie up: "You, you, you, mother is sick... My wife is a beautiful girl with big breasts, buttocks, long hair and big eyes! Who wants to like you, a short-haired, flat-chested airport? !” After speaking, he quickly hung up the phone.

Ma De, a vixen, wants to seduce Master Qiao, and is not a woman, hehe, so you are such a bad pear.

Instead, poke open the 'eat me a stick' private chat.

Uncle, I am happy: Big stick, what did Lizi say before?

Give me a blow: Didn't say anything, Qi Tiandi was swiping the screen by himself, if Song Li had come forward to clarify earlier, I would have kicked him out, so that everyone would not misunderstand, thinking she was guilty Qiao Wenle flipped through the group records,' Lele Memecha' I only posted that sentence I said today, and it was embarrassing again.

Uncle, I am happy: No, I mean, is the boyfriend Lizi mentioned in reality?Or the game?

Give me a stick: ...brother, are you serious?

Uncle, I am happy: What the hell do you mean!You said on the phone that I don't know what?To be clear, Master Qiao's hair is about to fall out!

Give me a stick: Song Li said you were her boyfriend, I thought you indulged her in hooking up with Qi Tian for tuition...

I am happy, sir: Damn it!Big stick I love you so much, that's how you want brother's [Grievance] Eat me with a stick: My fault...

Qiao Wenle stared at that familiar expression and always felt that he had overlooked something.

Fuck, crap, cao cao cao!

Finally know what's wrong!Song Li, who rubbed your uncle, when did Master Qiao agree to be your boyfriend?

Wait, wait, that is to say, Song Li said that her boyfriend is me? !

The author has something to say:

I wish the pickpockets a happy year of the rooster

snort! ! ! !