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Xiaoyan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, as if he had made up his mind: "Ze, do you know how the saying of selling dog meat under the guise of a sheep's head came about? They were talking about selling mutton skewers, but mutton is quite expensive, not necessarily It’s mutton, some of which may have been boiled in mutton soup with pig’s head and dog meat, and then mixed with real mutton as fake mutton and sold to us.”

Liang Enze suddenly realized. After thinking carefully for a while, he questioned: "Pork and dog meat are still good meat. With their nature, they wouldn't use the dead cats and dogs they picked up as fakes, right?"

It's disgusting to think about.

Xiaoyan nodded solemnly: "Smart Enze, that's why I bought so many."

Liang Enze couldn't laugh or cry: "You can't tell the difference before it's roasted, how can you tell the difference after it's roasted?"

Xiaoyan went all out: "As long as I touch my tongue, I'll know it's real or fake. Let me taste it. If it's really fresh and good meat, we'll eat it. If it's fake, we'll throw it away."

Liang Enze: "Do you want to taste?"

Xiaoyan: "Yes."

Liang Enze's glutton had already been seduced, and he nodded as a matter of course: "That's very good." Anyway, he couldn't bear Xiaoyan to hang up the mutton skewers.

It's one thing to do it yourself, but it's another to see Liang Enze's look of being willing to let him go. Xiaoyan pretended to burst into tears: "Ze, you really don't love me."

Liang Enze patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, you spit it out when you taste something wrong, it must be harmless anyway."

Xiaoyan does what he says, he has a keen tongue, he knows how to eat the most in his life, he starts to bite, and then concludes: "This skewer is roasted duck meat, but it is fresh, so it's good enough to eat."

"This string looks like cat meat. It's sour and inedible."

"Haha, the biggest skewer is mutton skewer. You're lucky. Let's taste it slowly."

"It's bad, this one seems to be roasted with dead dog meat, bah bah bah, it's disgusting."

"... "

Needless to say, without much effort, Xiaoyan really tasted all kinds of things.

When Xiaoyan tasted the skewers, Liang Enze sat and ate a big red willow skewer while watching him taste it.

The last one was left, the meat was reddish in color, Xiaoyan picked it up and smelled it: "The meat looks quite thin."

Liang Enze took a mouthful of fat and thin mutton. It was so delicious that he felt that his childhood was wasted: "Xiaoyan, it's enough, why don't we try it."

Xiaoyan's heart is not dead: "I have already bought it, what if it is real mutton."

As he was talking, he took a bite and chewed it carefully. The meat was kind of woody, with a fishy smell. Suddenly, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he threw the skewer and almost spit it out: "Ugh, God, Conscientious black peddler, Grandpa Xiaoyan wants to go back and beat him up."

Liang Enze felt something was wrong: "What's wrong?"

I tasted a lot of fake products just now, and I didn't see who Xiaoyan wanted to hit?

Xiaoyan was so disgusted that the sky was dark and the eyes were full of tears when he vomited. It took him a long time to recover: "Mongrel, you sold us dead rats as mutton, don't beat them up!"

It stands to reason that Xiaoyan is so miserable, Liang Enze should also be filled with righteous indignation, but tonight is a beautiful day, with snacks and stars, Liang Enze rarely let go of the meaning of being a gentleman, looking at Xiaoyan like a beauty with pear blossoms and rain, He even smiled: "Hahaha, hurry up, I have water here, you rinse your mouth."

The two of them forgot the pain as soon as their scars healed. They changed positions on the embankment and ate all the edible skewers while they were still hot.

Liang Enze looked at the vast night sky, the breeze was really comfortable, but it was almost three o'clock: "Xiaoyan, it's getting late, let's go back."

Xiaoyan felt that Liang Enze was a bit pitiful. It seems that the family was very strict when he was a child, and there should be a curfew: "Hey, it's so boring to go back. Let's go, I'll take you to buy lanterns."

There are many people putting up river lanterns by the river, and there are small stalls selling lanterns by the river. There are quite a lot of moon palace lanterns and rabbit lanterns in various shapes. In the dimly lit place, Xiaoyan and Liang Enze are really serious After choosing, I finally bought a pair of medium-sized lotus monkey river lanterns and a smaller lantern.

Liang Enze had an impression of the river lantern: "Xiaoyan, did you let the river lantern go before?"

"Well," Xiao Yan thought of his childhood, his eyes curled up with a smile: "When I was young, I was often haunted by ghosts, and I always wanted to send the little ghost away so that I could sleep peacefully. Tianshu, thinking that we should first be polite before fighting, for two years, I went to the temple with my mother to release river lanterns to ward off evil spirits during festivals, but unfortunately, when dealing with wicked people, etiquette is useless and has no effect."

When he thought about it, he felt sorry for the money he gave the river lantern back then: "Begging for help is worse than relying on yourself, and it's better to use the river lantern to make a wish. Maybe sincerity will bring success?"

Liang Enze rarely teased him: "Isn't there an allusion in the book, saying that when the river lantern is released, the heart will be sincere?"

Xiaoyan seldom saw Liang Enze telling stories, so he was excited: "What allusion, let me tell you about it?"

What Liang Enze said was not a rare allusion. Seeing that Xiaoyan was willing to listen, he cleared his throat and said slowly: "During the Tang Dynasty, there was a court lady who lived in the deep palace for a long time. She didn't want the confidante to die of old age. , longing for love and freedom, but people can't fight for their fate after all, so during the Lantern Festival, I put the river lantern with a subtle poem longing for freedom into the palace river, and the river lantern came out downstream."

"The river lantern that floated out of the palace was picked up by the guards outside the city. The guards not only saw the yearning for the outside world, but also realized the feelings of the palace maids. He knew the direction of the river in the palace. I put up a Kongming lantern, saying that I know her heart, I like her romance and thoughts, although I can't physically visit her, I can still admire her."

Xiaoyan didn't expect Liang Enze to tell a love story, and asked curiously, "What happened later? Kongming Lanterns are not easy to pick up, right?"

Liang Enze smiled: "How can you not find it if you are destined?" After he finished speaking, seeing Xiaoyan's complacent look, he felt a slip of the tongue and stopped talking.

Xiaoyan has already confessed what he said just now as Shang Fang's sword, and he seems to fly with joy: "Yes, you and I are destined to find each other in the vast crowd."

It is rare for two big men to have a childlike innocence, so they lit two monkey river lanterns of their zodiac sign, put them into the river and floated away.

Xiaoyan watched the candlelight drift farther and farther away on the sparkling water, clapped his hands and stood up straight and asked Liang Enze: "Ze, what wish did you just make?"

Liang Enze's eyes drifted away with the river lantern: "Wishes can only be felt but not expressed in words, and it won't work if you say it."

Xiaoyan stared at the river with wide eyes, dissatisfied: "But I really want to tell you my wish."

Liang Enze put his index finger between his thin lips: "Hush, don't say anything."

Xiaoyan stopped in dismay, and then continued to stare at his river lantern.

However, although the two monkey river lanterns were released one after the other, it may be that the water flow was rushing and slowing down, so they collided with each other several times, and then became entangled.

Xiaoyan laughed loudly, and pointed at the river lantern: "Ze, take a quick look, take a look, and get a good feel for it."

Liang Enze put his hands on his knees, and was also laughed at: "The river lantern you set up is just like your people, it's so annoying."

Xiaoyan saw the petals of the lotus flower platform of the two monkey lanterns intertwined, and his smiling eyes shone brightly under the starry sky: "The River God must have heard the wish made in Xiaoyan's heart, and then hinted that we are about to realize it."

The two watched as the two little monkey lights disappeared from sight with the slow flow of water, and then they stood up and walked towards the wooden covered bridge on the small river.

Liang Enze didn't pay attention just now, but now he suddenly found that Xiaoyan had a long net bag in his hand, and put the lantern he was carrying into a small bucket, and asked him with his head sideways, "Where are you?" A fishing net and net pocket here? Wasn’t it just a lantern in your hand just now?”

Xiaoyan bared his teeth in a bad manner: "Just now, when I passed by a few children by the side of the road, I took it along the way."

Liang Enze hugged his shoulders: "Xiaoyan, taking other people's things without their consent is called stealing, right? You are still the Minister of Dali Temple, how can you steal other people's things?"

Xiaoyan threw a charming look at him: "Ze, just let them put it back later, let's go, I'll take you to the depths of the covered bridge to find some supper."

Without knowing it, Liang Enze went in: "What kind of supper?"

Xiaoyan laughed: "Look, I'll show you something tonight. My mother said that if you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his stomach. Seeing how your fingers don't touch the spring water, I guess it's not a good idea." The cook will depend on me from now on."

After being locked for a long time, I finally came to the depths of the covered bridge. There was no light here, and it was dark. Xiaoyan took out the lantern he bought just now, put in a candle, lit it, hung it with a string for a long time, and then lit it. When a branch is lifted, it becomes a pendant lamp that illuminates the water.

Seeing Liang Enze's puzzled eyes, Xiao Yan smiled like a thief, and gently pointed at the water surface with his finger: "Ze, are you looking into the water?"

When Liang Enze lowered his head, he saw that the water at night was also quiet. With the night wind, the shimmering surface of the river was reflected under the pendant lights, and the reflections of stars were shining. A lot, the water is quite clear.”

Xiaoyan blinked, moved the pendant light to take a picture, and got closer to the water surface: "Look carefully among the aquatic plants, can you see it? Look at that, the slender one."

Liang Enze leaned on the railing of the covered bridge, bent down to look carefully, finally saw clearly, and smiled: "It looks like a black loach, Xiaoyan, are you asking me to see the loach among the aquatic plants?"

Xiaoyan "shushed" for a while: "Keep your voice down, you shouldn't be surprised by the fish, yes, it's the loach."

Liang Enze also had a childlike innocence, bowed his head and bent over to look carefully: "Xiaoyan, it seems that the loaches are quite fat, why are they motionless?"

Xiaoyan would be naughty when he was young, and he has already found flowers: "Loachs sleep in the water plants in the shallow water at night. Now they are all asleep, and they are easy to catch. Let's see if we catch thirty or forty. , have a meal of loach and tofu."