God stick peeping the sky

Although Xiaoyan has been seriously injured in the past few days, Liang Enze and Yue Jiu have been tossing in the water in the hands of mandrills all night, and some of them have lost their vitality and are recuperating, but they are not idle. Since this road is blocked, just think about it. Other ways.

He lay on the bed, fell into a drowsy sleep, and went to the Tianchi Lake in Baifeng Mountain in a daze. A hot spring in the Tianchi Lake was steaming, like a person with skin like snow bathing in the hot spring.

It turned out to be Liang Enze, a gentleman who is as dignified as jade.

He walked over in a daze, and saw that Enze's temples were dyed with ink, his eyes were like bright stars, his outline was deep, and the water droplets remained along the smooth skin, and were entangled in the mist of the hot spring. The sense of mystery made my mouth water.

Xu heard someone approaching, and the bather turned sideways to him, his thin lips parted slightly in a haze, and there was a hint of shyness in his voice: "Who is it? Come together?"

——Come together?come together?come together?With countless echoes, he began to think back in his heart, his mouth was parched, and his whole body seemed to be on fire.

Was woken up afterward.

It turned out to be a sexual dream, and the main characters were him and Liang Enze.

Xiao Yan thoughtfully sat up from the bed with a red face, what happened to him?It's all because I'm too perverted, I stare at people when I'm not doing anything, sometimes I look at my hands, sometimes I look at my waist, I saw it in my dream, at the end of the dream just now, did I want to blaspheme Liang Enze?

He shook his head, dismissed the inappropriate thoughts, and began to think about business.

Xiaoyan's leg was injured and he couldn't walk, which happened to give him a chance to meditate on the bed. He closed his eyes and went through the events of these days countless times. Combined with the specific situation of Baifengshan, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration——

Although Xiaoyan looks absurd and noisy, he is not stupid. If he is really stupid, let alone acting as Dali Siqing at a young age, even if he wants to be a sesame official in a government office where everyone looks like a black-eyed chicken.In front of others, he is also able to be calm, dignified, thoughtful and independent, but it's just that he relaxes behind others.

He didn't believe that after so many years of cultivating wantonly here, he could not leave behind the aura of cultivation; in order to verify his idea, he arranged for Yue Jiu to take someone to the local metaphysic experts to see his aura two days ago.

Yue Jiu understood what the young master meant, but he was deeply suspicious of the level of these local people. His young master had been pretending to be a ghost for many years, and he was not just a magic stick?Relying on gods and ghosts is hard to accomplish, and critical moments still depend on ability and brains. When he was leaving the house, he asked, "Young Master, the one with a bit of reputation must go out to watch his luck, but the one who set up a fortune-telling booth at the gate of the temple, please invite him." No?"

"You son of a bitch can figure it out for himself! Don't invite those who look at Baifeng Mountain and pretend to be immortals, and lie to us and have to go to Baifeng Mountain again."

Yue Jiu arranged all those people out, and didn't hold out too much hope. He hid in the residence all day long, either eating or sleeping.

Xiaoyan was not as careless as he was, and began to carefully study the map of Baifeng Mountain, but the map a few days ago was not detailed enough, so he asked Liang Enze to find a more detailed one.

Liang Enze came quickly with the map. Firstly, he had something to finish, and secondly, he was worried about seeing that Xiaoyan was on his lap. Seeing that he was fine, he was completely relieved, and began to sit down and talk about business.

Liang Enze turned around, knowing that Xiaoyan was not serious, and he didn't ask Yue Xiaoyan what eight taels of money was. He reached out and put the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table on the side shelf, cleaned the table, and directly put the details The topographic map was laid out on the table: "Brother Yue, the topographic map you want is here, every mountain, every ridge, every hill and every river are all marked, can you take a look?"

Yue Jiu stopped pretending to be a human stick on the bed, and supported Xiaoyan's shoulders a little, all three of them gathered in front of the full picture of Baifeng Mountain, carefully looked at it, and analyzed it one by one—

When Liang Enze felt that his head was lowered and his neck was going stiff, Yue Xiaoyan finally stretched out his pen and drew a circle on the mountainside area of ​​the main peak with a very serious expression: "Enze, Xiaojiu, look at the entire Baifeng Mountain Range. Haoda, but if you want to catch people with different fates to practice, it must be in a place where there are many tourists in the mountains. No matter how good the geomantic o inconvenient."

Liang Enze shook his sore neck and nodded: "It's true, there are people missing in the mountains every month, since the cultivators caught these people, it is probably really useful, and it is impossible to walk around with living people or corpses. "

Yue Jiu was more thoughtful, frowned and asked: "Master, then you see that the place in Baifeng Mountain is suitable for cultivation, but can catch tourists. If you were that old monster, where would you choose?"

Xiaoyan reached out and grabbed another set of pens and paper from the shelf: "Xiao Jiu, draw where you think is the most suitable place to commit a crime, and I will also draw it, and then we will see if it is what the peerless beauty saw. same?"

Yue Jiu wrinkled his nose and looked down on Xiaoyan: "You are a few years older than me, you are a yellow flower of yesterday that is about to wither, and I will be the peerless beauty in the future when I grow up."

Dare to say that Xiao Yan, who is in his prime, is getting old?He was smug all day long, and he couldn't hear these words the most, so he slammed Yue Jiu's forehead with a brush, and immediately digressed, and began to bicker: "Who is the peerless beauty?"

"Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated! Whatever happens is up to you!" Yue Jiugang wanted to stick to his principles, but when he saw Xiaoyan raised his pen again, he decided that the hero would not suffer the loss in front of him: "That, peerless beauty, Liang Da Young Master, it is Young Master Liang, you and I stand aside."

"..." Liang Enze didn't want to see the two of them chattering for fun, so he brought the topic back: "Do you two need to draw a picture to see where it is suitable for self-cultivation?"

Yue Jiu didn't forget the business, he just had this intention, and it was his and Xiaoyan's habit to write down the analysis and judgment on paper separately, to ensure that everyone thought independently and did not interfere with each other's thinking: "Master, also listen to Mr. Liang's opinion, he doesn't look at Feng Shui, he just thinks in another way, let's analyze it with an ordinary person."

After the three of them finished writing, let's look at Yue Jiu's answer first. I saw that Yue Jiu directly drew the most suitable place for cultivation and hiding on the mountainside of the main peak. After that, he sat up straight and began to point out Jiangshan: "I think This place is the most suitable place for hiding. First, it is hidden in the world. If an expert really lives in a mountain with dense forests and often commits crimes, someone will come across him, but the old mountain people here said that they have never seen it. Strange people may really be hiding in densely populated places."

"Second, people often go up to the mountainside in the middle of the night on the mountainside of the main peak, and then go to see the sunrise the next morning. Right to kill."

After Yue Jiu finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to lift Xiaoyan's answer: "Young Master, let me see where you painted?"

Looking at it, Xiaoyan pointed at the green mountains and green waters on the map with his fingers on the half-mountain platform of the main peak, and analyzed: "Add to what Yue Jiu said, you two look here—"

He pointed to the mountains and green waters behind the platform halfway up the mountain: "Looking from a distance, behind this platform are several ridges converging. This is also the position of the bird's head when the legendary Baifeng was transformed into a fairy. The earth is the most powerful. This is the soil among the five elements; if you look at the dense forests around you, the breeze in the mountains will not stop, and the strong wind will not be the best. It can store the wind and store energy, absorb the essence of the heaven and the earth, and nourish those who practice, it belongs to the gold among the five elements."

Xiaoyan took a breath, sat up straight, straightened his collar, and continued in a posture like a stinky big rooster: "Look at the turbulent river in the mountain stream around the direction of the bird's head, the water vapor is also transpiring here , this is the water in the five elements; plus the dense forest, have you two noticed? But there are no locust trees and willows that are not conducive to practice, and all that is left can absorb the essence of heaven and earth. This is the five elements The wood in the middle; if this person's fate belongs to fire again, he will have all the five elements."

Yue Jiu was used to Xiaoyan's snarky look, so he smiled at Xiaoyan indifferently, and turned over the answer paper that Liang Enze pressed with the inkstone. Yue Jiu held the paper in both hands, and jokingly said: "Look Look at Young Master Liang who walked the Sunshine Avenue, where did you arrange this old monster?"

Xiaoyan was about to make a joke, but he didn't want to take a closer look and found that Liang Enze's answer was the same as the two of them.

Ignoring the two people's face-changing faces from a joke to a little bit of admiration, he calmly explained: "I don't understand the landform and feng shui, but—"

Liang Enze glanced at Xiaoyan. His younger brother died tragically at that time, and he couldn't find the body after searching for several months. He stroked his chin with one hand and said, "So many people have been harmed for hundreds of years. How do you say the body is handled? Which big mountain cave can hold so many corpses? It should have been discovered long ago. I think that if you want to dispose of so many corpses quietly, you must either be buried easily or have a refining furnace. I turn around in the mountains. After so long, I feel that the soil on the mountainside platform is soft, and there are many hotels with fires, which may be suitable for burying corpses, or, uh...disposing of corpses."

Yue Jiu's thoughts escaped, and he suddenly remembered that Xiaoyan had asked the local capable people to go to the mountains to look for luck in the past few days, and turned to Xiaoyan: "Young Master, the people who look forward to luck in the past few days have reported to me that everything is wrong. No gains, did someone tell you that they were angry?"

Liang Enze's words swayed in his mind for a few times, wait a minute, the corpse was disposed of by... the restaurant?He stammered and asked Liang Enze: "Young Master Liang, what do you mean, this cultivator might be a bunny seller?"

Liang Enze nodded calmly, and pointed his long and slender fingers in the direction of the row upon row of merchants on the mountainside: "I'm just guessing, by the way, when we were patrolling the mountain a while ago, we seemed to have eaten in many restaurants."

Yue Jiu's stomach was full of turmoil, and he couldn't listen anymore. He often eats in the mountains. The game in the mountains is very delicious, and the meat of roe deer, wild boar, bobcat, and mountain deer is not very easy to eat in other places. The wall can only leave the restaurant.

But hearing what Liang Enze said, he seemed to feel that there was a hand tearing human flesh in front of him. Maybe he didn't know it, but he still ate quite happily. He immediately clutched his stomach, turned around and wanted to rush out to vomit——

But there was the wicked man with smoke, and he grabbed his shoulder with one hand and shook: "Hold back, I haven't finished talking yet."

If it wasn't for the difference in dignity, Yue Jiu directly wanted to give Xiaoyan a head-butt, can anyone control the bastard's vomiting?inhuman!

Yue Jiu slowed down for a while, and he really suppressed the nausea. Also, it's too early to start vomiting. What if what he ate was bobcat meat, mountain venison meat, mountain bear meat, and roe deer meat? He opened his mouth and yelled: "I was the one who asked you just now, did you feel angry when those out-of-this-world high-profile people were so popular? It's your turn to answer. Why didn't I finish my sentence?"

Xiaoyan was really angry, what he said was that he hadn't finished his sentence: "Xiao Jiu, those charlatans are all cheating money. After looking for a long time these days, I haven't seen any kindness in the mountains!"

Liang Enze was thoughtful, and put his knuckles on his temples: "Brother Yue, you are very angry, but you have killed so many people, shouldn't you be full of resentment?"

Yue Jiu put away all his unscrupulous expressions, and looked at Liang Enze with admiration: "Young master, Mr. Liang is right, so many people have died, shouldn't the place where the dead be surrounded by dark clouds, and a hundred ghosts cry at night?"