[Rock Kingdom] Holy Knight

Chapter 147 Off-topic Chapter

Today, the author has the honor to invite Lu Wei, who is handsome, reliable and powerful on the surface, but is actually self-confident and obsessed with life and death every day, to ask some questions that readers want to ask.

Baixushen: Wow, readers have all sorts of strange questions, all kinds of questions, you are so popular (jealous), are you ready?

Luvi: I....I'm ready. (feeling ominous)

Bai Xuchen: The first question is dilute hydrochloric acid, "Lu Wei, is it very warm for you to wake up every morning?" Wow, I also want to know this question. Is the real situation what you said about Mr. Enzo every day? will be woken up by you

Lu Wei (with vicissitudes of life): There is no warmth, only helplessness. He doesn’t know why he likes to sleep on my arm. Every time I have a premonition that I’m going to amputate. The key is that I still dare not move. It takes hours to wait for him to wake up by himself, you know how late he gets up every day! ! !

Bai Xuchen: Hmm, it seems that you who are praised by the outside world are actually a guy who is very cowardly to Mr. Enzo. The reader is not satisfied with this answer. She thinks that Mr. Enzo wakes up late every day is yours Wrong, what qualifications do you have to say, not to mention amputation, amputation should be done!

Luvi: Well...my fault.Next question.

Bai Xushen: The next one is dilute hydrochloric acid, "Lu Wei, what kind of posture do you like?"

Lu Wei: ...Pose, is it what I think Huang Xuchen actually doesn't matter what pose I like, what matters is what pose he likes! (Scream from the lowest end of the food chain)

Bai Xushen: Please respect your mother a little bit, otherwise you will be hurt every minute (heshan smiles), it seems that you want to live a miserable life, although you can't decide, but there will always be someone you like in your heart .

Lu Wei: Well, I like to be frontal, because I like to look at his face, see his blushing, but I can’t hide when I want to hide, my eyes are full of me, and I like to bite my ears, because that place is very sensitive, um... cover face, feeling a little shy.In fact, I just like to bully him to the point of crying. Hey, hey, don’t remember the last sentence, I was the one who cried when Enzo heard it.

Bai Xushen: Wow, the reader said that he is very satisfied with this answer, as expected of a senior, great.She also has a question, "I not only want to know what posture the senior likes, but also where the senior likes to be."

Lu Wei: Well, let me think about it, it’s really difficult to think about it, because it seems that every place is very popular.

Bai Xuchen: Pfft—what kind of tiger-wolf talk is this!I have already heard the sound of readers spraying water and coughing on the side of the microphone. Have you tried every place?

Lu Wei: About the same, there are still a few that haven’t been there. In fact, I really choose Sky City, because the clouds are soft enough to do it...cough, cough, you know, there are vines next to it, so it’s easy to get materials for playing, because it’s The guy in Leo's place is going to be shy and can't use magic because he can't keep Leo from finding out, and then I can do whatever I want, yeah.

Bai Xuchen: This really shocked me. You are no longer the pure, innocent, kind, EQ, low-reinforced, good boy in my mother's heart.

Lu Wei: Well, Huang Xuchen, admit it, I just look more and more like you, after all, the genes are there. (upright)

Bai Xuchen: Cough cough, don't talk about this, the next question is still the lovely dilute hydrochloric acid, Lu Wei, are you messing with others? "I want to know which of you is more active in normal times."

Lu Wei: This question is a bit tricky. Let me think about it. It’s me. I usually wrap my fingers around his hair. If there is no response, then it’s not allowed. If he smiles at me, it’s fine at night, no Way, you can't expect that guy with high self-esteem to take the initiative to give you some hints. (hands out helplessly)

Baixushen: Wow, Yazi, who is so emotional, has a sense of imagery. The following question is from Feng Xiling. Yes, it is the reader who wrote Annie's episode on the Mid-Autumn Festival. Lu Wei, take it seriously Answer, or hit your head, "I want to know how many times a senior usually does in one night? Is there really 7 times?"

Lu Wei: Why are there always such strange questions, seven times? !Is it to make him salty fish or to make me salty fish!It depends on the situation, if he is very tired, there are usually not a few times, but there are always some special circumstances...

Bai Xuchen: Excuse me, Feng Xiling complained about your sentence "even if you are very tired, there are several times", she asked me to tell you, the senior should be temperate in normal times, otherwise you will suffer from kidney deficiency.

Lu Wei: You don’t need to worry about this. I went on to say that the special situation is that you have already cried, but you still say: "Senior, you can't do it...", deliberately provoking me, Grass, you say I can bear it

In addition, I may be more impulsive at night... Well, sometimes I feel that I am too much.

Bai Xuchen (from the child's gaze): I didn't expect that, amazing!You can make Mr. Enzuo say this kind of thing is very nb... Changing the subject, it is still Feng Xiling's "Senior, what p丨ay do you like?"

Lu Wei: .... I've always wanted to try hanging in the air. I'm more curious about how far I can go without a buffer. Unfortunately, I was almost beaten to death after just mentioning a few words.

Bai Xuchen: Then it’s not easy for you to be alive. The following question comes from some anonymous questions, “Do you have any interesting interactions between seniors and Enda?”

Lu Wei: There are a lot of interactions, but they are not interesting. He always complains that I always hold his hair down, and then force me to eat his dark food without repentance. I was basically killed by his food several times in my life. I made it so that I became a frequent visitor to the hospital (tears streaming down my face)

Bai Xushen: Although I like Lord Enzo very much, I won’t take the honor of his cooking from you hhhh, the next question is “Does the senior have any other thoughts about some of the behaviors of Lord Enzo?”

Lu Wei: Yes, sometimes I can’t understand him. Last time he told me to get out of Dark Ridge, I said, “Okay, then I’ll get out, goodbye.” Then he yelled again Me, let me roll back, he didn't tell me how I knew whether he told me to roll in one direction or back and forth, and I was thinking about whether to roll him up and down.

Bai Xuchen: The readers over there laughed out loud, saying that Lu Wei, your attributes are really a steel straight man... Wait, why do they say that you have inherited me perfectly? You can tell at a glance It's my own cub

Lu Wei: You don’t even know how I would know, I thought he regretted it and I left reluctantly, but I didn’t expect him to let me wash all the clothes in Diablo Ridge before leaving

Bai Xu Shen: waste...waste utilization

Lu Wei: Dear Huang Xu, look into my eyes and pay attention to your words.If I'm trash, then don't you produce trash...junkyard

Bai Xuchen: You don't bb, no one thinks you are dumb, what happened after the reader asked you, did you get out after washing the clothes?

Lu Wei: In fact, I didn’t finish washing the clothes. I poured the corrosive agent into it as washing powder, and the clothes were all corroded into foam.I....I caught spiders in Dark Ridge for a whole week!

Bai Xuchen: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—spider—too miserable Lu Wei, you actually caught the spider with your bare hands, I guess the next thing Enzo must have let all the spiders go in front of you Right ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Lu Wei (stare————)

Bai Xuchen: Ahem, have you ever overturned a car?

Lu Wei: To talk about overturning...the number of times was a bit too much, but what impressed me the most was that once they were playing truth or dare and asked me what was the most frequently said sentence.

Bai Xuchen: Well, blindly guessing "perfect!" I remember I wanted to set this as a mantra before, but then I forgot.

Lu Wei (vicissitudes): I....I actually said "God knows, you know, I know, Enzo won't know!" I was shocked, have I said it so many times? ?Mantra magic trap me! !

Bai Xushen: I remember that Enzo was opposite you at that time, there was a sense of imagery, then what?

Lu Wei: Then he asked me how many times I said it, and I said weakly, "It's less than two hundred times." That was the first time I saw Lord Enzo's death smile.

Bai Xuchen: It’s really hard for you to come back alive to see me, dear boy (touch), the next question is asked by the reader "Axu, if you don’t update, I will knock your head like a walnut", what is it? Ghost-like name, okay ignore this, her question is "how is the senior's financial ability, can he support Mrs. Enzo?"

Lu Wei: Before answering this question, please allow me to laugh for a while, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "cough, return to the topic, all my assets are in his hands Li, what do you say?

Bai Xuchen (disgusted eyes): Tsk...tsk tsk...tsk tsk...

Lu Wei: He wants to buy hair conditioner and hair gel, and every purchase is a carload!Anything that is discounted, ask for it!Promotional, all!He also told me that because the postage of Diablo Ridge is too expensive, in order to live up to such an expensive postage, he included all the products of others!

Bai Xuchen: Ah, so to speak, Mr. Enzo and I have a lot in common. (The eyes light up) Next is the last question, Lu Wei, what is the most angry thing about Mr. Enzo?

Lu Wei: Ah...... Well, actually, I often made him angry, but the most angry thing was that I stabbed myself in front of him that time.

Bai Xuchen: Ah... No, don't say any more, you are not allowed to spoil, that's all for today's question, if you have any questions, you can leave a message.Bye, see you next time!

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