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Chapter 2 The first skewer of grilled insect meat

While smashing, Lu Liang backed away. Amidst the flying rubbish covering the sky and the screaming and cursing of Lu Yuanyuan and Lu Yuan, he hid directly on the other side of the rubbish pile, in a big pit that was struck by the sky thunder, and crawled to observe their movements. situation.

That series of actions took a lot of effort from Lu Liang, and finally made him confirm that the attributes of those buff effects do have practical effects. He can still see the countdown of the buff floating on his body.

When all the garbage that blocked the view fell, Lu Yuanyuan and Lu Yuan were already covered with messy garbage on their heads and bodies, and their faces were smashed with redness, swelling, bruises and abrasions, and they were so embarrassed that they couldn't recognize them. up.

If it weren't for the fact that the garbage here is all high-tech parts, and there is no soup, water, or rotten vegetable leaves, Lu Yuanyuan and Lu Yuan would already be smelly by now.

"Little bastard! I will never let you go!"

Lu Yuan roared up to the sky, and rushed out to find someone in a rage, but was stopped by Lu Yuanyuan directly, pointing to the grilled insect meat he had just snatched, salivating.

"Don't worry, this little bastard is now homeless, has no money and no friends, isn't it easy to deal with him, first fill his stomach before we talk, and when he is full, pick him up, so he won't lose his strength! Otherwise, if he snatches it back later, or ruins it, the gain will outweigh the loss!"

"Well! Mom is right. I'm not afraid that the little beast can run away. If I can't find it, I will directly mobilize all my brothers to find him. I will see him once and beat him once. I won't let him pee his pants when he sees me in the future. I won't Surnamed Lu!"

Lu Yuan felt that what Lu Yuanyuan said was very right, that is, after giving her a few skewers of grilled insect meat, the mother and child sat in two rows, gnashing their teeth together as if they were going to kill Lu Liang, and started to gobble it up viciously.

Hiding not far away, looking at the mother and son who were so windy and unwilling to leave even a little bit of flesh, Lu Liang couldn't help praying in his heart, hoping that the two little white mice would be stronger and don't be tossed to death so easily. Yes, so that I can do a few more experiments.

While Lu Liang was praying, Lu Yuanyuan and Lu Yuan, who had finished eating the grilled worm meat, used sticks as weapons, and while randomly poking around, they searched for Lu Liang's hiding place.

Seeing the majestic posture of the mother and the child, although Lu Liang was inevitably nervous, he didn't have much fear. He still prostrated on the spot and remained motionless. Since they finished eating the grilled insect meat, they kept silently counting down the seconds in their hearts. Attempt to grasp the effective time of additional attributes as accurately as possible.

8, 9, 10...

"what!"

A horrified scream suddenly pierced the sky, and then Lu Liang heard the sound of something heavy being slammed down, and accompanied by a painful muffled sound, there was another pile of garbage scattered all over the sky.

"Mom, what's the matter with you? Why did you fall all of a sudden?"

Lu Yuan was startled by the sound of his mother falling, and was so frightened that he wanted to run over to help her, but just as he stretched out his hand, the sole of his foot slipped inexplicably, heading directly towards the place where his mother was slumped, like a bowling ball Had to slam into the past.

"Ah!" Bang -- bang bang bang.

"Hey! Lu Yuan, you are going to die! Do you want to kill my old lady!?"

The screams and curses of a man and a woman came one after another. It was so harsh and vulgar, but to Lu Liang's ears, it became the most beautiful and moving melody.

Hehe, this is just the beginning, I'm really curious, when all the negative attributes take effect, what will you be like~

Lu Liang, who heard with his own ears the triggering of the debuff attribute effect of falling on the ground, did not immediately leave at ease just because an attribute was effective. He now needs more practical data to confirm the trigger frequency of this debuff and its ability to cause damage.

Just as Lu Liang quietly raised his head to observe, when Lu Yuanyuan and Lu Yuan were already trying to support each other, you tripped me, I tripped you, and fell into tumblers several times in a row.

"Ah! My mother's waist and legs are so painful. Lu Yuan, why are you so careless? You fall every time, and you hurt my mother every time!"

Lu Yuanyuan supported her back that fell and bumped several times. The pain made her almost unable to straighten up. She was so irritable that she couldn't help cursing, without any concern that the other party was her own son.

"Hiss, Mom, can you be reasonable, who is careless? The first one to fall is obviously you! I have also been tripped by you several times, okay? My knees, elbows , The palms of my hands are already scratched, and the stick just now almost blinded my eyes, I am not hurt any less than you!"

Under Lu Yuanyuan's words and deeds, Lu Yuan also cultivated selfishness, thinking that everything he said and did was right, and all mistakes were due to other people's character, so even if the person in front of him was his own mother, Lu Yuan Also not willing to give in.

Two equally selfish people sat slumped on the rubbish dump, and quarreled with each other on the spot.

It was a pity just now that the stick didn't get into Lu Yuan's eyes, but Lu Liang scratched the side of his face. When he saw the two sitting on the ground and couldn't start arguing, he immediately became unhappy and went directly to the deep He jumped out of the pit, using his face and mouth to express hatred.

"Stepmother, younger brother, I'm sorry for hurting you today, but I'm really scared, and I really don't want to be beaten anymore, so you should rest here first, I'll take a step first, and later Let's not meet again, let's make a clean break."

After Lu Liang pretended to have done something bad, he looked extremely guilty and frightened. After shivering and saying some ambiguous words, he turned around and ran away.

Lu Yuanyuan and Lu Yuan, who were originally unwilling to admit that they were at fault, wanted to vent their anger when they saw Lu Liang, but after hearing what he said, they became even more convinced that their bodies were covered in scars. It was all Lu Liang's fault.

The mother and son stopped arguing immediately, and the muzzles were unanimous. They got up and roared to kill Lu Liang.

"Little bastard! Stop for us, I should have already guessed that you, a despicable bastard, made a move. If I don't catch you this time, I'll sell you to—ah!"

Before Lu Yuanyuan finished her harsh words, she got up and chased Lu Liang for a few steps, and with a thump, she fell again, this time directly twisting her ankle.

"Little bastard, stop for me! If you don't admit your mistakes to me and get beaten, I'll—what the hell!"

Lu Yuan ran faster than Lu Yuanyuan. In order to catch Lu Liang and teach him a lesson, he didn't care what kind of virtue his own mother fell into.

Because of the speed and inertia, the Lu Yuan brand rolling gourd didn't stop once it rolled, and it rolled faster and faster, directly catching up with Lu Liang who was running ahead.

As soon as Lu Liang saw that the hot wheel was about to press down on him like a 'meat ball', he immediately rolled over to the side and dodged it, causing Lu Yuan to hit the garbage mountain directly, and was directly buried by the garbage Yes, I got stares in my eyes and blood in my head.

"Ah——Lu Liang! I want to kill you!"

However, the injury was serious, but the uncontrollable rolling gourd stopped because of this. Lu Yuan, who was so irritable that he was about to explode, raised his head to the sky and roared, and rushed towards Lu Liang who was not far away.

"Damn it! Be cold!"

Lu Liang made a low curse and ran away, but at such a short distance, Lu Yuan could easily pounce on Lu Liang no matter whether he was chasing or falling, and beat him up. Things changed so fast that Lu Liang didn't even know what to do. There is no perfect response.

However, it was too late, and soon, when Lu Liang was about to be caught, Lu Yuan suddenly felt a heart-piercing colic pain in his stomach, which made him ignore Lu Liang, and his legs went limp, Just fell and ate shit again.

The debuff attribute effect of continuous diarrhea has taken effect! ?

Lu Liang kept running away, but thousands of thoughts immediately appeared in his mind.

It seems that different debuff attribute effects and buff attribute effects can be superimposed, but in addition to the time of use, there will be some other delays.

This damn delay almost caused me to stumble!

I don't know if the delay is fixed or random. It seems that more practical data is needed.

Lu Liang ran around for a while, taking advantage of the mother and child not paying attention, he found another blind spot where they could see and hid, and continued to observe the debuff attribute effect on them.

"Well, my stomach hurts so much, I'm about to pull it out..."

Lu Yuan resisted the urge to defecate and the knife-like abdominal pain. Holding his stomach, he struggled to stand up, looking around for a place to go to the toilet, and no longer cared about the trouble of Lu Liang.

"Lu Yuan! Mom's stomach hurts suddenly. I have to go to the toilet immediately, but Mom's ankle is sprained. Come and help Mom."

In order not to let Lu Yuan go further and further away from her, Lu Yuanyuan called herself mom one by one, reminding Lu Yuan of her kindness in nurturing him.

"I can't hold it anymore, Mom, please bear with me, and I will come to help you immediately after I finish pulling."

However, Lu Yuanyuan really underestimated how successful her education method was. Lu Yuan didn't turn her head back at all. He left a word and even scrambled to find the toilet. He didn't want to lose face and defecate anywhere.

"Lu Yuan! You little heartless!"

Just as Lu Yuanyuan managed to stand up and yelled at Lu Yuan, she saw that his feet suddenly went limp and he fell directly from the small slope of the rubbish dump.

"Yes! You white-eyed wolf!"

Lu Yuanyuan spat viciously, and just wanted to gloat, but she lost her balance and fell to the ground again, and then she couldn't hold back her urge to defecate all the time——

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