Mr. Luo did not come alone, he also brought a talking parrot.
There is quite a tacit understanding between one person and one bird;
As long as Mr. Luo starts to hate Mr. Xu, the parrot will speak up;
As long as Mr. Luo wins, the parrot will shout 666 flattery.
Mr. Xu was naturally invincible, so he could only snort softly and sarcastically said: "One man is invincible to two birds", even if he loses, he will lose his opponent.
Since then, Lin Lin has had another male role master;
But because Mr. Luo didn't come here specially for him, but had some things to solve, so the frequency of class was not high.
And Lin Lin didn't really want to become a male role, but just wanted to learn pronunciation and posture. The current courses are enough.
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Another morning, Lin Lin took Zhuzhu to the small park for a walk as usual, and found an open place to practice the newly learned method of vocalization.
On a piece of green grass, Lin Lin wrapped the dog leash around his wrist, then quickly squatted down on one knee, holding Zhuzhu's dog's head with both hands;
He uttered a sad voice: "Mother's son~ You have never left Mother's side since you were born..."
Zhuzhu took a step back subconsciously, but found it was useless, so she tried to lick Lin Lin's face with her tongue, but was pinched by a ruthless hand.
The sobbing voice came up again: "I heard that Wan Lang died, and I poured cold water on my arms and embraced the ice. Mrs. Wan Lang, whoa, whoa, whoa..."
From "Wandering Zi Yin" to "Meng Jiangnu Crying at the Great Wall", Lin Lin sang wherever he thought of, made up the words if he forgot, and chanted if he couldn't sing.
His pronunciation is tactful, and it has achieved [-]% effect, and the clarity of female voices has been brought out in his singing.
At the same time, Ye Xiao drove a van to the gate of this small park.
He first showed his ID to the security guard, then pointed to the carriage and said:
"It's from the delivery company. These are bedding purchased by residents in the community."
The security inspected the carriage cautiously, and found that it was indeed consistent with what he said, so he let it go happily.
At this time, Ye Xiao didn't look like a star in his clothes or dress, his hair was covered up, and he was still wearing a mask.
After driving into the park, he parked the car first, and then walked to the basketball court.
Today is Saturday, many middle school and high school children are on holiday;
Now it's summer again, it's too hot at noon, why don't we have to play two games while it's cool in the morning.
Therefore, there are quite a lot of people on the basketball court. In addition to the children, there are also some middle-aged people and elderly people who come to watch.
Ye Xiao accurately found someone who could take the lead, that was a big boy who looked like a high school student, Ye Xiao lowered his head and whispered to him.
The boy's eyes became brighter the more he listened, he first gave Ye Xiao a "I understand" look, and then he turned his head and shouted happily.
A group of people huffed and walked over, which naturally attracted the attention of some adults.
But now there are a lot of people, and there is a large audience. No one thought that Ye Xiao was a bad person, so they all looked like they were watching the excitement.
A few minutes later, Lin Lin was still singing passionately while holding the dog on the lawn.
Suddenly, a loud shout of "it's him" attracted Lin Lin's attention, and following the sound, a group of people came towards him with a whoosh.
Lin Lin habitually looked behind him, and found that there was no one else;
Before he could turn his head, something hit the back of his head.
Lin Lin didn't feel any pain, and hugged the flying thing. He looked down and saw that it was a pillow with hair leaking out.
Lin Lin: ...
Ye Xiao here is still encouraging everyone: "Hurry up, rush, remember to use your strength!"
He still remembers that the manager Chen Xue became furious immediately after he threw a pillow.
You must know that Chen Xue is a manager who is famous for his good temper and easy talk, and it is rare for others to say that Chen Xue will be angry.
It can make a woman who has been soft-tempered for 30 years be furious instantly. Ye Xiao thinks that smashing the pillow should be a good way of revenge.
He just waited for that idiot Lin Lin to die of anger!
Of course, Ye Xiao considered himself a cautious and smart person, although he didn't know why he would get angry when he smashed a broken pillow;
But he knew that the conclusions obtained after many experiments must be extremely accurate.
Therefore, he hit three people with pillows back and forth, two women and one man.
Among them, the female part-time worker was angry and cried. Although the female cleaner did not speak, she later complained to him;
The male delivery man was so angry that he fought back.
Although I still don't know what magical power the pillow has, but Ye Xiao has confirmed that it is undoubtedly a good tool.
This group of high school and junior high school students is also very obedient, and they can be dismissed with a few hundred dollars.
So far so good.
Ye Xiao showed satisfaction, then turned his head...
Then I saw Lin Lin who looked excited and smiled like a fool.
Holding a pillow that was leaking hair while running, he "da da da" took the initiative to rush into the crowd and started "fighting" each other.
Ye Xiao: ...
Ye Xiao: Damn it!What's the matter with this idiot?
The next moment, things changed again.
It was originally agreed to give Lin Lin a "big surprise" and attack the children alone, but they also changed their actions.
They changed from smashing and throwing pillows at Lin Lin to fighting between classmates.
The high-decibel screams and hilarity of the children are accompanied by the fluttering of feathers.
Lin Lin, who was rushing like a tiger into a flock of sheep, held up a plush pillow and threw it at a pair of classmates who were fighting each other, shouting in his mouth:
"Hit me, hit me, come and hit me! Don't stare at one person to fight, a pillow fight needs to hit everyone in the room to be cool!"
Sure enough, after hearing Lin Lin's words, the people present were even more excited.
Everyone is like a little velvet chicken jumping desperately in the audience, sumo in the group.
Every time you pounce, you will not only laugh and laugh, but also drop the feathers belonging to the little chicks...
Ye Xiao: ...
Ye Xiao stared round, and then shouted loudly to the leading student:
"Hey! Boy! Have you forgotten how you promised me? Do you still want money?!
Work for me if you want!hit him! "
The high school student who was shouted had flushed cheeks and beads of sweat on his forehead. After hearing Ye Xiao's question, he replied excitedly:
"Brother! We don't want any money, it's so fun!
Besides, don't you want to surprise this brother?Now this brother is very happy, and he also likes to play with everyone. "
The classmate next to him took the opportunity to breathe out a pillow and came over:
"Yes, yes, it's really fun. Let's play together. I've heard that pillow fights on the Internet are very popular!"
As time went by, some young and middle-aged people who were ready to move gradually joined in, and the scope became bigger and bigger.
I have to say that Pillow Fight is indeed a well-known decompression game in the world. Once you let go of it, it is really cool to play.
It's a pity that there are not enough pillows, so it's not as good as getting local materials like snowball fights.
Four hours later, the lawn was covered with feathers, and the cheerful crowd looked at each other and smiled while lying or sitting.
After some decompression, I feel that I can work continuously for several months again.
only……
"Sir, thank you for your willingness to provide props for this event, are you a performance artist?
That's right, you held an event but didn't apply to the community in advance. Based on human considerations, we will not punish you for this. "
A smiling community worker squatted beside Ye Xiao who was suspicious of life, then pointed to the white hair on the ground and said:
"However, I hope you can clean up the feathers in this place."
Ye Xiao: ...
I doubt life even more.
After paying the cleaning fee, most of the people present had dispersed, and Ye Xiao saw Lin Lin not far away at a glance.
He walked forward quickly, and he couldn't take it anymore and collapsed directly.
Ye Xiao pointed at Lin Lin's nose and cursed:
"It's all you and all you! What did I do wrong? Why should I be so unlucky!"
"My manager is gone now, and my future wife is gone! My fans are almost gone too!
You are a fucking disaster star!woo woo woo woo. "
After scolding, Ye Xiao didn't come forward any more, he squatted down and hugged his knees and cried bitterly.
As for Lin Lin, he was frightened out of his wits now.
He wanted to go forward to ask about the situation, but no matter how he went around, Zhuzhu always stood in front of him.
Helpless, Lin Lin had no choice but to appease Zhu Zhu before going to see Ye Xiao.
Just as Lin Lin was comforting Zhuzhu, Ye Xiao suddenly stood up, looked left and right, and then ran to the landscape tank five or six steps away.
The landscape tanks in the park look like ordinary brown rough stone tanks, with water in them and two water lilies in each.
Ye Xiao's face was full of tears and snot, and he didn't want others to see it, so he put his hands on the edge of the tank and plunged into the water.
Lin Lin: ...
Lin Lin's hand was still on Zhuzhu's back, and the next moment, Mao Mao was gone.
Zhuzhu had already rushed out, biting Ye Xiao's trouser leg and pulling him out frantically.
The five toes of its front paws have been separated due to force, and there are scratches on the ground.
Ye Xiao was staggered as expected, but that was all.
The next moment, he shook his trousers and stuck his head in again.
Zhuzhu didn't give up, when it pulled back with more force, Ye Xiao was finally pulled away.
Not only that, but he also fell directly in front of Zhuzhu because he couldn't stand firmly. Ye Xiao didn't care about other things, and opened his mouth to scold:
"Go away! What are you pulling, you are dirty, do you know how much my pants cost, just pull them, if they are torn, I will not be able to compensate you even if I kill you!"
Hearing this, Lin Lin stood up angrily;
When he and Zhuzhu met for the first time, the boss who drove Zhuzhu out of the porch to get out in the rain said the same thing.
Lin Lin didn't know if Zhuzhu could understand, but he was already feeling sad.
Ye Xiao was still in a state of collapse.
He had just finished cursing one second, and the next second he saw Zhuzhu's moist eyes that seemed to be able to contain everything;
He hugged the dog's neck directly, and then buried his head in Zhuzhu's fur.
Lin Lin stepped forward: ...
Bursts of suppressed whining sounded, and the grief, depression, and dark side spread out like a thick mist.
Lin Lin, who had just approached, was affected by this strong emotion, and burst into tears all at once.
Ye Xiao cried, and Lin Lin cried too.
Ye Xiao cried loudly, and Lin Lin cried even louder.
Ye Xiao cried like a relative had died, Lin Lin cried like she was the one who died.
Ye Xiao: ...
Ye Xiao raised his head from Mao Mao with tears on his face, looked at Lin Lin who was crying uncontrollably, and widened his eyes in astonishment.
The emotions of collapse are like waves, which may reach a very high peak, and may hit the shore with great force, but they still fade quickly when they fade away.
What was left was nothing but a mess and some remnants of shellfish and shrimp.
If you have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering, then when the tide just recedes, you should not only see the mess, but also the precious things given by fate.
This item can be those fish, shrimp and shellfish, or it can be the debris on the shore that has been swept away.
At this moment, Ye Xiao's heart felt as if he had just experienced a raging thunderstorm;
At this time, the sky had cleared up, as if the fear and coercion just now were nothing more than that.
He looked at Lin Lin, who was crying even more, and felt relieved, and then looked at the dog in his arms, feeling warm.
After the collapse, Ye Xiao regained some of his nature;
With a condescending gaze, he looked at Lin Lin who was crying so pitifully that he was about to die, and suddenly smiled.
Not only to laugh, but also to smile in front of Lin Lin.
Lin Lin looked at his face that deserved a beating, and hiccupped directly.
Ye Xiao stood up, clapped his hands and said to Lin Lin, "Tsk, what a tragedy, hahahahaha!"
Seeing that Lin Lin didn't answer, he didn't care, he pulled Lazhuzhu's dog leash and said:
"I want this dog, tell me how much it is, and set a price."
Lin Lin spat out a word with red eyes.
Then I saw Ye Xiao, a bastard, raised his eyebrows directly, and put on a threatening posture:
"If you sell it to me, I'll tell you an important news. You can fucking think about it, whether to sell it or not!"
Lin Lin also stood up, snatched Zhuzhu's dog leash, and shouted at Ye Xiao: "I won't sell it! Get out!"
Ye Xiao: ...
"You made me lose my wife, why pay me a dog now?"
"You don't have a wife, but you can't live with a dog in the future, right?"
Ye Xiao always felt that there was something wrong with these words, and Lin Lin also felt that there was something wrong, but Lin Lin reacted quickly, and he quickly changed his words:
"I mean, if you lose your wife, you can't just sacrifice my dog!"
Ye Xiao: ...It still doesn't seem right?
But Ye Xiao can't control it too much, his current image is too bad, although he forcibly calmed down with water just now, his tears and nose are still there.
As a celebrity, of course he cared about his own image, so he simply didn't break up with Lin Lin, and wanted to leave with a cursing face.
Just two steps away, Lin Lin stopped him again: "Do you think this will work?"
Seeing Ye Xiao turn his head and raise his eyebrows, Lin Lin explained:
"This is a little doll poked out of Zhuzhu's hair, and it is made one-to-one according to Zhuzhu's appearance."
"Understood, I'm not blind." Ye Xiao took the things, just about to say: "Don't think this is over, we are not over";
However, an oversized snot bubble appeared and exploded in his face.
This time, the image and aura of the explosion were really gone.
Ye Xiao stomped his feet uncontrollably, turned around and ran away quickly.
Lin Lin returned home with red eyes, which naturally attracted Gu Qingzhao's attention.
Lin Lin didn't hide anything, and told the story in detail, and added some causes and consequences that he thought of.
Gu Qingzhao roughly understood half of what he heard, and quickly listed the incident analysis one, two, three, four and comforting words five, six, seven, and eight.
However, although Gu Qingzhao's thinking speed was fast, Lin Lin's introspection speed was even faster. Almost shortly after he finished talking, he said:
"I'm a public figure now, which means I can't just rely on emotion in the future;
In case my fans have the very small ones, what if they learn my bad things? "
Lin Lin sat down on blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Gu Qingzhao could only touch the top of the boy's head in silence, and told him with actions:
Because he is there, his world has a fault tolerance rate.
Most of the time, Gu Qingzhao would be a little apprehensive, he was afraid that he didn't do enough and not good enough, which made Lin Lin feel like:
Ah, it turns out that falling in love is nothing more than this feeling.
But the young Lin Lin is destined to be a great person, he can rely on others, but more often he solves it by himself, like now.
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Time passed day by day, Lin Lin's little yellow duck calendar was crossed out page after page, and finally it was time to report to the crew of "The World".
Unlike the last time he went to the crew of "Rabbit Lantern", this time he not only made full preparations for the role;
Because of Mr. Gu, the big sweetheart, he has two more boxes to take with him.
The open suitcase was placed on the ground, and Lin Lin put in a piece of clothing for a while, and put in another object for a while, and he was very busy.
Lin Lin's assistant, Fang Heng, was also there, holding a code scanner in his hand, scanning the code on the label on Lin Lin's clothes to record;
From time to time, I have to help tidy up, in order to make the space utilization of the suitcase larger.
Gu Qingzhao took a sip of water very calmly, and then said to Lin Lin in a natural manner:
"There's no more strawberry jam in the kitchen."
Lin Lin didn't raise his head when he heard the words, and just said "Oh", "Really?"
"Well, there's no pineapple sauce either."
"Then I'll do some more before I go."
Recently, just in time for the success of the job transfer in the system, 008's snack shop also opened.
Lin Lin didn't know what the business model of the system was, but he would receive more or less points every day.
Lin Lin then used these points to buy fruit from the system, and the quality was quite good.
Just as he was thinking about it, Gu Qingzhao, who was holding a water glass, approached again, and said to Lin Lin in a low voice, "Actually, the shiitake mushroom sauce is gone."
"That's impossible! There was still half a bottle in the morning." Lin Lin said without thinking.
"Maybe Zhuzhu ate it."
Gu Qingzhao's voice was not at all unstable, and he began to talk nonsense calmly and calmly.
Zhuzhu, who was suddenly cueed and forced to take the blame, is now throwing Lin Lin's slippers into the suitcase.
Lin Lin felt soft-hearted in the face of unreasonable accusations, but remained silent, still conscientiously busy for his master.
His Zhuzhu is really a perfect white lotus.
On the contrary, his sweetheart, after comparing it with the pure white lotus, somehow it feels a little bit changed.
Before Lin Lin could criticize him, Gu Qing moved to quickly change the topic: "I've already started to feel flustered before you left."
While speaking, he kicked a ball away with his feet, which attracted Zhuzhu away by the way.
Lin Lin: ...
How should I put it, although I know the tricks are pretty sweet;
But he is usually the kind of secretly sweet, secretly sweet, the kind of sweetness that will never be so sweet on the surface.
Suddenly getting bored, Lin Lin felt a little fresh, so he said in a rather moving voice:
"Don't worry, I'll just go for a month and I'll be back soon."
Lu Qing didn't have any good products, so he could hear the taste of "the thread in the hands of a loving mother" from these words;
This is all due to Lin Lin's hard work in practicing his voice recently, so naturally Gu Qingzhao was forced to listen to the whole process.
Before leaving, Lin Lin thought that he would receive Sweetheart's big cat-style coquettish, but he didn't at all.
Mr. Gu was quite calm, and the expression on his face did not change.
In the end, Lin Lin had no choice but to turn around more actively, stand on tiptoe, pat Gu Qingzhao's shoulder seriously, then pointed to Zhuzhu and said:
"It's only been a month, wait for me to come back and play with you."
Life Secretary Zheng Qing: ...
Assistant Fang Heng: ...
It seems to have heard something extraordinary?
The brain began to diverge uncontrollably, um, two dragons playing with pearls, two dragons playing with water, mandarin ducks playing in water, mandarin ducks bathing...
Ahhh, stop!Can't think about it anymore, it will be dirty if you think about it.
------
Now, the filming location of "The World" crew is in Beijing Suburb Film and Television City. Although they may move to other provinces in the future, they will be here in the near future.
The driver Gu Qing recruited was driving along the way, and it was only eight o'clock in the morning.
Lin Lin sat in the back row with his assistant Fang Heng;
Just when Lin Lin had nothing to do, he heard "swoosh" and "beep" from Fang Heng's cell phone.
Fang Heng quickly adjusted the volume keys, but Lin Lin leaned over and asked, "What are you doing?"
Fang Heng moved the location of the phone and placed it in a place where Lin Lin could also see it, while he continued to operate it while explaining.
"Didn't I tell you some time ago, I made a small program that can scan every piece of your clothes, shoes and accessories into your phone;
With the prepared physical map, you can design the outfit in the applet. "
Lin Lin nodded "hmm", not only that, but it can also avoid the situation of forgetting to use something because it has been too long.
Fang Heng had told him about this a long time ago, and even came to post codes on his things before.
Those that can be pasted can be pasted on the clothes, and those that cannot be pasted can be pasted on the bag. If the bag is not convenient, then hang a small sign with a size.
Fang Heng clicked on another APP, pointed to the villain in it who resembled Lin Linji and said:
"This is the authorization I asked you for some time ago. It's actually not for commercial use. It's just a baby-raising and dressing-up app for you to match clothes."
Lin Lin took the phone and looked at it. Not to mention, the villain inside was very similar to him.
Lin Lin asked with bright eyes: "Can you send me an installation package?"
Fang Heng nodded calmly, and introduced: In fact, not only can you change Xiao Linlin's clothes, but you can also change his house and furniture.
"Very good! I announce that from now on, my fans are not allowed to call me a little fool. My real name is obviously Lin Nuannuanya!"
Lin Linxiao was super proud, and then looked at Fang Heng with admiration in the eyes of a god. Even without speaking, those eyes said everything.
Fang Heng blushed, a little nervous and prone to say the wrong thing: "It's okay, Lin Lin, everyone likes your silly appearance very much."
Lin Lin: ...
He corrected solemnly, solemnly and strongly: "Don't teach me Lin Lin, call me Lin Nuannuan!"
"Lin, Lin Nuannuan."
Lin Lin nodded in satisfaction, and then sent a copy of the installation package to Gu Qingzhao.
Raise cubs together, double the happiness!
At this time, Lu Qingzhao was sitting at his desk with a serious face, serious... swearing at netizens.
Netizen A: "Punch in every day, today is also Ai Linlin's day."
Netizen B: "Good morning everyone, stretch and yawn.jpg.
In fact, I never sleep with a pillow, I usually sleep on Lin Lin's arm. "
When Gu Qingzhao saw this, his eyes sharpened, and he began to reply familiarly:
"Sleeping with your arms on your pillow is not a good habit, because the head will press the blood vessels;
If the blood vessels in the arm are compressed for a long time, the blood supply will be insufficient;
For a short time, the arm becomes paralyzed and unconscious;
If it presses on the aorta, it will cause necrosis of the limbs after a long time, and amputation is required in severe cases.
To sum up, you definitely don't love him, that's why you want to sleep on his arm. "
"Of course, the most important point is that your imagination will not stand up at all."
As soon as this comment was issued, it immediately aroused everyone's attention.
Netizen B, who was identified as not loving Lin Lin, replied angrily:
"Damn it! It's so early in the morning, where did you come from? Is this a trick?"
Other netizens: "Hahahaha, watching [Lin Lin's Rolling Paper Whistle] every day to challenge people online, it's going to fall every day!"
At this moment, Gu Qingzhao's cell phone made a "ding", and it was Lin Lin.
So, Gu Qingzhao knocked on Ling Xingxing again and commented: "Sorry, Lin Lin sent me a message, goodbye, smile.jpg"
Netizens: ...
There is quite a tacit understanding between one person and one bird;
As long as Mr. Luo starts to hate Mr. Xu, the parrot will speak up;
As long as Mr. Luo wins, the parrot will shout 666 flattery.
Mr. Xu was naturally invincible, so he could only snort softly and sarcastically said: "One man is invincible to two birds", even if he loses, he will lose his opponent.
Since then, Lin Lin has had another male role master;
But because Mr. Luo didn't come here specially for him, but had some things to solve, so the frequency of class was not high.
And Lin Lin didn't really want to become a male role, but just wanted to learn pronunciation and posture. The current courses are enough.
------
Another morning, Lin Lin took Zhuzhu to the small park for a walk as usual, and found an open place to practice the newly learned method of vocalization.
On a piece of green grass, Lin Lin wrapped the dog leash around his wrist, then quickly squatted down on one knee, holding Zhuzhu's dog's head with both hands;
He uttered a sad voice: "Mother's son~ You have never left Mother's side since you were born..."
Zhuzhu took a step back subconsciously, but found it was useless, so she tried to lick Lin Lin's face with her tongue, but was pinched by a ruthless hand.
The sobbing voice came up again: "I heard that Wan Lang died, and I poured cold water on my arms and embraced the ice. Mrs. Wan Lang, whoa, whoa, whoa..."
From "Wandering Zi Yin" to "Meng Jiangnu Crying at the Great Wall", Lin Lin sang wherever he thought of, made up the words if he forgot, and chanted if he couldn't sing.
His pronunciation is tactful, and it has achieved [-]% effect, and the clarity of female voices has been brought out in his singing.
At the same time, Ye Xiao drove a van to the gate of this small park.
He first showed his ID to the security guard, then pointed to the carriage and said:
"It's from the delivery company. These are bedding purchased by residents in the community."
The security inspected the carriage cautiously, and found that it was indeed consistent with what he said, so he let it go happily.
At this time, Ye Xiao didn't look like a star in his clothes or dress, his hair was covered up, and he was still wearing a mask.
After driving into the park, he parked the car first, and then walked to the basketball court.
Today is Saturday, many middle school and high school children are on holiday;
Now it's summer again, it's too hot at noon, why don't we have to play two games while it's cool in the morning.
Therefore, there are quite a lot of people on the basketball court. In addition to the children, there are also some middle-aged people and elderly people who come to watch.
Ye Xiao accurately found someone who could take the lead, that was a big boy who looked like a high school student, Ye Xiao lowered his head and whispered to him.
The boy's eyes became brighter the more he listened, he first gave Ye Xiao a "I understand" look, and then he turned his head and shouted happily.
A group of people huffed and walked over, which naturally attracted the attention of some adults.
But now there are a lot of people, and there is a large audience. No one thought that Ye Xiao was a bad person, so they all looked like they were watching the excitement.
A few minutes later, Lin Lin was still singing passionately while holding the dog on the lawn.
Suddenly, a loud shout of "it's him" attracted Lin Lin's attention, and following the sound, a group of people came towards him with a whoosh.
Lin Lin habitually looked behind him, and found that there was no one else;
Before he could turn his head, something hit the back of his head.
Lin Lin didn't feel any pain, and hugged the flying thing. He looked down and saw that it was a pillow with hair leaking out.
Lin Lin: ...
Ye Xiao here is still encouraging everyone: "Hurry up, rush, remember to use your strength!"
He still remembers that the manager Chen Xue became furious immediately after he threw a pillow.
You must know that Chen Xue is a manager who is famous for his good temper and easy talk, and it is rare for others to say that Chen Xue will be angry.
It can make a woman who has been soft-tempered for 30 years be furious instantly. Ye Xiao thinks that smashing the pillow should be a good way of revenge.
He just waited for that idiot Lin Lin to die of anger!
Of course, Ye Xiao considered himself a cautious and smart person, although he didn't know why he would get angry when he smashed a broken pillow;
But he knew that the conclusions obtained after many experiments must be extremely accurate.
Therefore, he hit three people with pillows back and forth, two women and one man.
Among them, the female part-time worker was angry and cried. Although the female cleaner did not speak, she later complained to him;
The male delivery man was so angry that he fought back.
Although I still don't know what magical power the pillow has, but Ye Xiao has confirmed that it is undoubtedly a good tool.
This group of high school and junior high school students is also very obedient, and they can be dismissed with a few hundred dollars.
So far so good.
Ye Xiao showed satisfaction, then turned his head...
Then I saw Lin Lin who looked excited and smiled like a fool.
Holding a pillow that was leaking hair while running, he "da da da" took the initiative to rush into the crowd and started "fighting" each other.
Ye Xiao: ...
Ye Xiao: Damn it!What's the matter with this idiot?
The next moment, things changed again.
It was originally agreed to give Lin Lin a "big surprise" and attack the children alone, but they also changed their actions.
They changed from smashing and throwing pillows at Lin Lin to fighting between classmates.
The high-decibel screams and hilarity of the children are accompanied by the fluttering of feathers.
Lin Lin, who was rushing like a tiger into a flock of sheep, held up a plush pillow and threw it at a pair of classmates who were fighting each other, shouting in his mouth:
"Hit me, hit me, come and hit me! Don't stare at one person to fight, a pillow fight needs to hit everyone in the room to be cool!"
Sure enough, after hearing Lin Lin's words, the people present were even more excited.
Everyone is like a little velvet chicken jumping desperately in the audience, sumo in the group.
Every time you pounce, you will not only laugh and laugh, but also drop the feathers belonging to the little chicks...
Ye Xiao: ...
Ye Xiao stared round, and then shouted loudly to the leading student:
"Hey! Boy! Have you forgotten how you promised me? Do you still want money?!
Work for me if you want!hit him! "
The high school student who was shouted had flushed cheeks and beads of sweat on his forehead. After hearing Ye Xiao's question, he replied excitedly:
"Brother! We don't want any money, it's so fun!
Besides, don't you want to surprise this brother?Now this brother is very happy, and he also likes to play with everyone. "
The classmate next to him took the opportunity to breathe out a pillow and came over:
"Yes, yes, it's really fun. Let's play together. I've heard that pillow fights on the Internet are very popular!"
As time went by, some young and middle-aged people who were ready to move gradually joined in, and the scope became bigger and bigger.
I have to say that Pillow Fight is indeed a well-known decompression game in the world. Once you let go of it, it is really cool to play.
It's a pity that there are not enough pillows, so it's not as good as getting local materials like snowball fights.
Four hours later, the lawn was covered with feathers, and the cheerful crowd looked at each other and smiled while lying or sitting.
After some decompression, I feel that I can work continuously for several months again.
only……
"Sir, thank you for your willingness to provide props for this event, are you a performance artist?
That's right, you held an event but didn't apply to the community in advance. Based on human considerations, we will not punish you for this. "
A smiling community worker squatted beside Ye Xiao who was suspicious of life, then pointed to the white hair on the ground and said:
"However, I hope you can clean up the feathers in this place."
Ye Xiao: ...
I doubt life even more.
After paying the cleaning fee, most of the people present had dispersed, and Ye Xiao saw Lin Lin not far away at a glance.
He walked forward quickly, and he couldn't take it anymore and collapsed directly.
Ye Xiao pointed at Lin Lin's nose and cursed:
"It's all you and all you! What did I do wrong? Why should I be so unlucky!"
"My manager is gone now, and my future wife is gone! My fans are almost gone too!
You are a fucking disaster star!woo woo woo woo. "
After scolding, Ye Xiao didn't come forward any more, he squatted down and hugged his knees and cried bitterly.
As for Lin Lin, he was frightened out of his wits now.
He wanted to go forward to ask about the situation, but no matter how he went around, Zhuzhu always stood in front of him.
Helpless, Lin Lin had no choice but to appease Zhu Zhu before going to see Ye Xiao.
Just as Lin Lin was comforting Zhuzhu, Ye Xiao suddenly stood up, looked left and right, and then ran to the landscape tank five or six steps away.
The landscape tanks in the park look like ordinary brown rough stone tanks, with water in them and two water lilies in each.
Ye Xiao's face was full of tears and snot, and he didn't want others to see it, so he put his hands on the edge of the tank and plunged into the water.
Lin Lin: ...
Lin Lin's hand was still on Zhuzhu's back, and the next moment, Mao Mao was gone.
Zhuzhu had already rushed out, biting Ye Xiao's trouser leg and pulling him out frantically.
The five toes of its front paws have been separated due to force, and there are scratches on the ground.
Ye Xiao was staggered as expected, but that was all.
The next moment, he shook his trousers and stuck his head in again.
Zhuzhu didn't give up, when it pulled back with more force, Ye Xiao was finally pulled away.
Not only that, but he also fell directly in front of Zhuzhu because he couldn't stand firmly. Ye Xiao didn't care about other things, and opened his mouth to scold:
"Go away! What are you pulling, you are dirty, do you know how much my pants cost, just pull them, if they are torn, I will not be able to compensate you even if I kill you!"
Hearing this, Lin Lin stood up angrily;
When he and Zhuzhu met for the first time, the boss who drove Zhuzhu out of the porch to get out in the rain said the same thing.
Lin Lin didn't know if Zhuzhu could understand, but he was already feeling sad.
Ye Xiao was still in a state of collapse.
He had just finished cursing one second, and the next second he saw Zhuzhu's moist eyes that seemed to be able to contain everything;
He hugged the dog's neck directly, and then buried his head in Zhuzhu's fur.
Lin Lin stepped forward: ...
Bursts of suppressed whining sounded, and the grief, depression, and dark side spread out like a thick mist.
Lin Lin, who had just approached, was affected by this strong emotion, and burst into tears all at once.
Ye Xiao cried, and Lin Lin cried too.
Ye Xiao cried loudly, and Lin Lin cried even louder.
Ye Xiao cried like a relative had died, Lin Lin cried like she was the one who died.
Ye Xiao: ...
Ye Xiao raised his head from Mao Mao with tears on his face, looked at Lin Lin who was crying uncontrollably, and widened his eyes in astonishment.
The emotions of collapse are like waves, which may reach a very high peak, and may hit the shore with great force, but they still fade quickly when they fade away.
What was left was nothing but a mess and some remnants of shellfish and shrimp.
If you have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering, then when the tide just recedes, you should not only see the mess, but also the precious things given by fate.
This item can be those fish, shrimp and shellfish, or it can be the debris on the shore that has been swept away.
At this moment, Ye Xiao's heart felt as if he had just experienced a raging thunderstorm;
At this time, the sky had cleared up, as if the fear and coercion just now were nothing more than that.
He looked at Lin Lin, who was crying even more, and felt relieved, and then looked at the dog in his arms, feeling warm.
After the collapse, Ye Xiao regained some of his nature;
With a condescending gaze, he looked at Lin Lin who was crying so pitifully that he was about to die, and suddenly smiled.
Not only to laugh, but also to smile in front of Lin Lin.
Lin Lin looked at his face that deserved a beating, and hiccupped directly.
Ye Xiao stood up, clapped his hands and said to Lin Lin, "Tsk, what a tragedy, hahahahaha!"
Seeing that Lin Lin didn't answer, he didn't care, he pulled Lazhuzhu's dog leash and said:
"I want this dog, tell me how much it is, and set a price."
Lin Lin spat out a word with red eyes.
Then I saw Ye Xiao, a bastard, raised his eyebrows directly, and put on a threatening posture:
"If you sell it to me, I'll tell you an important news. You can fucking think about it, whether to sell it or not!"
Lin Lin also stood up, snatched Zhuzhu's dog leash, and shouted at Ye Xiao: "I won't sell it! Get out!"
Ye Xiao: ...
"You made me lose my wife, why pay me a dog now?"
"You don't have a wife, but you can't live with a dog in the future, right?"
Ye Xiao always felt that there was something wrong with these words, and Lin Lin also felt that there was something wrong, but Lin Lin reacted quickly, and he quickly changed his words:
"I mean, if you lose your wife, you can't just sacrifice my dog!"
Ye Xiao: ...It still doesn't seem right?
But Ye Xiao can't control it too much, his current image is too bad, although he forcibly calmed down with water just now, his tears and nose are still there.
As a celebrity, of course he cared about his own image, so he simply didn't break up with Lin Lin, and wanted to leave with a cursing face.
Just two steps away, Lin Lin stopped him again: "Do you think this will work?"
Seeing Ye Xiao turn his head and raise his eyebrows, Lin Lin explained:
"This is a little doll poked out of Zhuzhu's hair, and it is made one-to-one according to Zhuzhu's appearance."
"Understood, I'm not blind." Ye Xiao took the things, just about to say: "Don't think this is over, we are not over";
However, an oversized snot bubble appeared and exploded in his face.
This time, the image and aura of the explosion were really gone.
Ye Xiao stomped his feet uncontrollably, turned around and ran away quickly.
Lin Lin returned home with red eyes, which naturally attracted Gu Qingzhao's attention.
Lin Lin didn't hide anything, and told the story in detail, and added some causes and consequences that he thought of.
Gu Qingzhao roughly understood half of what he heard, and quickly listed the incident analysis one, two, three, four and comforting words five, six, seven, and eight.
However, although Gu Qingzhao's thinking speed was fast, Lin Lin's introspection speed was even faster. Almost shortly after he finished talking, he said:
"I'm a public figure now, which means I can't just rely on emotion in the future;
In case my fans have the very small ones, what if they learn my bad things? "
Lin Lin sat down on blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Gu Qingzhao could only touch the top of the boy's head in silence, and told him with actions:
Because he is there, his world has a fault tolerance rate.
Most of the time, Gu Qingzhao would be a little apprehensive, he was afraid that he didn't do enough and not good enough, which made Lin Lin feel like:
Ah, it turns out that falling in love is nothing more than this feeling.
But the young Lin Lin is destined to be a great person, he can rely on others, but more often he solves it by himself, like now.
------
Time passed day by day, Lin Lin's little yellow duck calendar was crossed out page after page, and finally it was time to report to the crew of "The World".
Unlike the last time he went to the crew of "Rabbit Lantern", this time he not only made full preparations for the role;
Because of Mr. Gu, the big sweetheart, he has two more boxes to take with him.
The open suitcase was placed on the ground, and Lin Lin put in a piece of clothing for a while, and put in another object for a while, and he was very busy.
Lin Lin's assistant, Fang Heng, was also there, holding a code scanner in his hand, scanning the code on the label on Lin Lin's clothes to record;
From time to time, I have to help tidy up, in order to make the space utilization of the suitcase larger.
Gu Qingzhao took a sip of water very calmly, and then said to Lin Lin in a natural manner:
"There's no more strawberry jam in the kitchen."
Lin Lin didn't raise his head when he heard the words, and just said "Oh", "Really?"
"Well, there's no pineapple sauce either."
"Then I'll do some more before I go."
Recently, just in time for the success of the job transfer in the system, 008's snack shop also opened.
Lin Lin didn't know what the business model of the system was, but he would receive more or less points every day.
Lin Lin then used these points to buy fruit from the system, and the quality was quite good.
Just as he was thinking about it, Gu Qingzhao, who was holding a water glass, approached again, and said to Lin Lin in a low voice, "Actually, the shiitake mushroom sauce is gone."
"That's impossible! There was still half a bottle in the morning." Lin Lin said without thinking.
"Maybe Zhuzhu ate it."
Gu Qingzhao's voice was not at all unstable, and he began to talk nonsense calmly and calmly.
Zhuzhu, who was suddenly cueed and forced to take the blame, is now throwing Lin Lin's slippers into the suitcase.
Lin Lin felt soft-hearted in the face of unreasonable accusations, but remained silent, still conscientiously busy for his master.
His Zhuzhu is really a perfect white lotus.
On the contrary, his sweetheart, after comparing it with the pure white lotus, somehow it feels a little bit changed.
Before Lin Lin could criticize him, Gu Qing moved to quickly change the topic: "I've already started to feel flustered before you left."
While speaking, he kicked a ball away with his feet, which attracted Zhuzhu away by the way.
Lin Lin: ...
How should I put it, although I know the tricks are pretty sweet;
But he is usually the kind of secretly sweet, secretly sweet, the kind of sweetness that will never be so sweet on the surface.
Suddenly getting bored, Lin Lin felt a little fresh, so he said in a rather moving voice:
"Don't worry, I'll just go for a month and I'll be back soon."
Lu Qing didn't have any good products, so he could hear the taste of "the thread in the hands of a loving mother" from these words;
This is all due to Lin Lin's hard work in practicing his voice recently, so naturally Gu Qingzhao was forced to listen to the whole process.
Before leaving, Lin Lin thought that he would receive Sweetheart's big cat-style coquettish, but he didn't at all.
Mr. Gu was quite calm, and the expression on his face did not change.
In the end, Lin Lin had no choice but to turn around more actively, stand on tiptoe, pat Gu Qingzhao's shoulder seriously, then pointed to Zhuzhu and said:
"It's only been a month, wait for me to come back and play with you."
Life Secretary Zheng Qing: ...
Assistant Fang Heng: ...
It seems to have heard something extraordinary?
The brain began to diverge uncontrollably, um, two dragons playing with pearls, two dragons playing with water, mandarin ducks playing in water, mandarin ducks bathing...
Ahhh, stop!Can't think about it anymore, it will be dirty if you think about it.
------
Now, the filming location of "The World" crew is in Beijing Suburb Film and Television City. Although they may move to other provinces in the future, they will be here in the near future.
The driver Gu Qing recruited was driving along the way, and it was only eight o'clock in the morning.
Lin Lin sat in the back row with his assistant Fang Heng;
Just when Lin Lin had nothing to do, he heard "swoosh" and "beep" from Fang Heng's cell phone.
Fang Heng quickly adjusted the volume keys, but Lin Lin leaned over and asked, "What are you doing?"
Fang Heng moved the location of the phone and placed it in a place where Lin Lin could also see it, while he continued to operate it while explaining.
"Didn't I tell you some time ago, I made a small program that can scan every piece of your clothes, shoes and accessories into your phone;
With the prepared physical map, you can design the outfit in the applet. "
Lin Lin nodded "hmm", not only that, but it can also avoid the situation of forgetting to use something because it has been too long.
Fang Heng had told him about this a long time ago, and even came to post codes on his things before.
Those that can be pasted can be pasted on the clothes, and those that cannot be pasted can be pasted on the bag. If the bag is not convenient, then hang a small sign with a size.
Fang Heng clicked on another APP, pointed to the villain in it who resembled Lin Linji and said:
"This is the authorization I asked you for some time ago. It's actually not for commercial use. It's just a baby-raising and dressing-up app for you to match clothes."
Lin Lin took the phone and looked at it. Not to mention, the villain inside was very similar to him.
Lin Lin asked with bright eyes: "Can you send me an installation package?"
Fang Heng nodded calmly, and introduced: In fact, not only can you change Xiao Linlin's clothes, but you can also change his house and furniture.
"Very good! I announce that from now on, my fans are not allowed to call me a little fool. My real name is obviously Lin Nuannuanya!"
Lin Linxiao was super proud, and then looked at Fang Heng with admiration in the eyes of a god. Even without speaking, those eyes said everything.
Fang Heng blushed, a little nervous and prone to say the wrong thing: "It's okay, Lin Lin, everyone likes your silly appearance very much."
Lin Lin: ...
He corrected solemnly, solemnly and strongly: "Don't teach me Lin Lin, call me Lin Nuannuan!"
"Lin, Lin Nuannuan."
Lin Lin nodded in satisfaction, and then sent a copy of the installation package to Gu Qingzhao.
Raise cubs together, double the happiness!
At this time, Lu Qingzhao was sitting at his desk with a serious face, serious... swearing at netizens.
Netizen A: "Punch in every day, today is also Ai Linlin's day."
Netizen B: "Good morning everyone, stretch and yawn.jpg.
In fact, I never sleep with a pillow, I usually sleep on Lin Lin's arm. "
When Gu Qingzhao saw this, his eyes sharpened, and he began to reply familiarly:
"Sleeping with your arms on your pillow is not a good habit, because the head will press the blood vessels;
If the blood vessels in the arm are compressed for a long time, the blood supply will be insufficient;
For a short time, the arm becomes paralyzed and unconscious;
If it presses on the aorta, it will cause necrosis of the limbs after a long time, and amputation is required in severe cases.
To sum up, you definitely don't love him, that's why you want to sleep on his arm. "
"Of course, the most important point is that your imagination will not stand up at all."
As soon as this comment was issued, it immediately aroused everyone's attention.
Netizen B, who was identified as not loving Lin Lin, replied angrily:
"Damn it! It's so early in the morning, where did you come from? Is this a trick?"
Other netizens: "Hahahaha, watching [Lin Lin's Rolling Paper Whistle] every day to challenge people online, it's going to fall every day!"
At this moment, Gu Qingzhao's cell phone made a "ding", and it was Lin Lin.
So, Gu Qingzhao knocked on Ling Xingxing again and commented: "Sorry, Lin Lin sent me a message, goodbye, smile.jpg"
Netizens: ...
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