Lin Lin didn't know why the system suddenly had the idea of changing jobs;
As far as he knew, this little salted fish only started eating and drinking recently.
But if you think about Xu Ruili who looks like [Pengpeng] looks like [Bye Bye], and looks like [Bye Bye] like four strings, it seems that everything can be explained again.
After all, "eating" is such a thing, if you eat it every day, it's fine, but if you don't eat a meal, it's really scratching your head;
Here it refers specifically to Xu Ruili, the eldest niece who was reduced to insanity.
Just as Lin Lin was in a daze, he suddenly felt itchy on his cheeks, and when he tilted his head, he saw that Lu Qingzhao was holding something to try to draw his attention back.
When he saw what it was, Lin Lin blushed.
Oh, it's it, a paper whistle that can be bought for [-] cents, he recited the aria in his heart with a cold face.
If it was before time travel, Lin Lin would never have imagined that his first intimate act would be expressed with a whistle.
The romance of others is: the moonlight is beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle;
But to him it is: I touch your lips with a whistle, if you understand, then kiss me back, if you don't understand, then this is a childish little game.
Lin Lin watched Gu Qingzhao put the whistle to his mouth, and felt as if he was being executed in public.
Ahhhhh, this is too embarrassing for an emotional elementary school chick.
and so……
When Gu Qingzhao tried to relive the past, he blew a long whistle with a "beep";
Lin Lin's physical reaction was one step faster than his brain, and he pinched the middle part of the blown paper whistle.
Seeing that Gu Qingzhao's cheeks swelled up quickly because he couldn't breathe, Lin Lincai finally smiled unkindly.
"You, remember, 008 by the Daming Lake?"
A resentful system sound with a weeping background sound floated over, which also made Lin Lin let go of his hand subconsciously.
Seeing Lin Lin smiling, Gu Qingzhao frowned, and asked:
"What were you thinking just now? Did you encounter any problems?"
Lin Lin thought for a few seconds, then organized his words and said, "Just, I have a friend..."
Understood, I have a friend who is equal to me, Lu Qingzhao nodded secretly in his heart and remained silent.
"Well, I want to start a small food business recently..."
Gu Qingzhao quickly thought of the extra rows and rows of handmade sauces in the kitchen and refrigerator, as well as the extra labeled snacks in his bag.
There are [-]/[-] convenient small sugar balls for refreshing the mind, handmade chocolates that quickly replenish blood sugar, and packaged functional drinks...
Gu Qingzhao thinks: My little friend's skills are absolutely fine.
"Well, it currently lacks start-up funds, so come to me to find a way."
Hearing this, Gu Qingzhao's eyes lit up quickly, and his pupils shone as if they had fallen into a galaxy!
He sums it up quickly:
I am my friend, so my little friend came up with the idea of opening a shop to sell food, but he was unwilling to tell himself because he had no funds.
but!This is what he is good at!
Lu Qingzhao remained calm on the surface, but in fact he had already swung his oars and pushed away the waves in his heart.
In fact, Lin Lin is really easy to raise, and he can be happy all day with food and drink, but he gets more and more.
Gu Qingzhao wanted to use more force to be nice to Lin Lin, but he couldn't find what Lin Lin lacked, and he had to consider how hard he was, not to scare the other party with too much force.
Nowadays, there is an opportunity. A successful businessman can always seize the opportunity quickly and ruthlessly, and the same is true for Gu Qingzhao.
Lin Lin naturally couldn't guess what Gu Qingzhao was thinking about under the skin of that young master Ruyu;
While explaining to Gu Qingzhao, he allocated all his points to the system.
The system went offline after leaving a series of "hee hee hee" laughter. Lin Lin poked in his head, and heard the voice of the system's automatic reply.
"Hello, the owner is preparing dishes and stringing skewers. Please reply 0 to make an appointment to order."
Really, it was from this moment that Lin Lin realized that this little salted fish was serious!
Even the default reply has been changed in advance!
After confirming that the system was offline, Lin Lin's expression became slightly serious.
Although he is very concerned about the system, what he really wants to know is what happened to the actor;
And, will the temporarily launched plot monitoring system force him to do anything?
But he dared not ask;
After some words are asked out, no matter whether the result is good or not, the boulder that is pressing on the heart will fall down, and I can breathe a sigh of relief;
But Lin Lin didn't dare to ask some questions, because he was afraid that the result would be something he was unwilling to accept.
Therefore, he simply acted like a fool, not asking, not mentioning, and pretending not to know.
In fact, Lin Lin also made another preparation. He could inquire about the actor's news from reality.
While eating melons, Lin Lin tasted the "significant plot deviation" that the system said just now. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was a good thing, and his mood gradually relaxed.
----
After a few days of leisurely living at home, Lin Lin finally received a notice from Mr. Xu.
It's just that this notice is not an audition notice, nor a makeup test notice, but... a face test, and the specific location is at Mr. Xu's home.
After Lin Lin thought about it, he understood;
Although most of the characters defined by the master are the ones that can’t be shot for a few seconds, but there are so many types of characters.
Not to mention the age gap between those characters, even the gender is different;
In order not to play, you really need to "test your face".
——The main purpose is to see if this face is very plastic, so that the audience will not have a sense of confusion of "why this person has appeared so many times".
In fact, Mr. Xu had good intentions for Lin Linzhen.
Lin Linfei was born in a major. Although the first play was successfully completed by relying on talent, it is not good if the background is not good.
These many roles are essentially for Lin Lin to practice, or for him to do homework.
In such a big entertainment industry, which senior can use top-level resources like "The World" to train young apprentices?
So, Mr. Xu is really hardworking, and the fate between people is really wonderful.
Lin Lin may not have a clear understanding of this, but he can feel Xu Lao's intentions for him, and in order not to let him down, he also worked hard to prepare for a long time.
For the "soldier who died tragically", he learned to play dead for a while, and Zhuzhu was so scared that he guarded him every day;
He also went to the racetrack for "the young general who was picked off the horse"...
As for the "princess of subjugation" and "oiran", with all due respect, this question is beyond the outline and obviously needs the old man's later guidance.
A few days before departure, Lin Lin called Xu Ruili specifically to ask his wife if he liked flowers, and he was going to bring some unmissable gifts there.
I heard that Xu Ruili was brought up by her grandmother, Lin Lin's teacher's wife, so she should know her teacher's preferences very well.
"Oh, you said flowers, grandma must like them, varieties? I don't choose varieties, I like any flower!"
This is actually the same as saying "whatever".
Then, Lin Lin heard Xu Ruili start to ask questions again:
"Hee hee, actually, I also like to spend. I like to spend whatever money I want, and I can spend all the money. Also, I can't run out of money to spend!"
Lin Lin: ...you shut up.
Immediately afterwards, Xu Ruili gave Lin Lin a popular science, the love story between his mistress and master back then.
All in all, it is a piece of "overbearing screenwriter falls in love with me" in the 80s and [-]s;
And his respected master, in today's terms, was a "little husband" back then.
Accompanied by Xu Ruili's strange laughter, Lin Linao made up the image of a domineering grandma in an OL suit.
Really looking forward to it!
----
Three days later, Lin Lin rang the doorbell of the master's house with his big and small bags.
Mr. Xu's house is located in an old alley in Kyoto. It is a courtyard structure. The interior has been renovated, which not only conforms to the traditional aesthetics, but also adds to the comfort of life.
It was a middle-aged aunt who came to open the door. Seeing her age, Lin Lin guessed that she could not be his teacher's wife.
Sure enough, the middle-aged aunt introduced herself with a smile:
"It's Lin Lin, Mr. Xu and Bian Luo are both at home, just call me Aunt Zhang."
After finishing speaking, she was about to pick up the things in Lin Lin's hands. Lin Lin avoided an angle and changed the heavy objects to the other side;
He handed the box that looked big but actually very light to her, and then sweetly called out "Aunt Zhang".
After living for so many years, Aunt Zhang knew the seriousness of the name on the box at a glance, and instantly understood the child's intentions, so she smiled more gently.
To be honest, the host's family is in the entertainment industry, and she has seen many star actors who come to the house, and all of them have outstanding looks;
But the one in front of me can only be said to be better.
With a good face, he looks kind, upright, and blessed.
For a middle-aged aunt like Aunt Zhang, if she compliments someone with "good looks", she definitely thinks she is good from the bottom of her heart.
Aunt Zhang led the way and briefly introduced the layout of the courtyard to Lin Lin.
As soon as the two passed through a chasing corridor, they saw Mr. Xu coming out to greet him.
He was wearing a loose home clothes and was in good spirits;
After seeing Lin Lin, he looked him up and down like he was looking at a little piggy, and felt that the piggy was still smooth, so he nodded in satisfaction.
Then he looked at Lin Lin's hands and asked:
"What did you bring? Big and small bags, am I still missing something from you?"
Lin Lin leaned forward, and Pi Lipi angrily imitated the voice of the Great Sage and shouted: "Master!"
Then he returned to his normal tone and said:
"It's not that you didn't go to Wushan Town. I'll bring back some special products, which are not expensive."
After finishing speaking, Lin Lin gave Mr. Xu a look of "You know, I'm super poor".
Mr. Xu didn't answer, he took the things and looked at them curiously, and he became more curious when he got older.
Mr. Xu said that there is no shortage of things, but in fact, thieves love the feeling of opening express delivery, opening blind boxes, and receiving gifts.
It's not that there is really a lack of things, but to enjoy the joy and surprise of unpacking.
"Hey! It's Kesi!" This thing is time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it's definitely not cheap;
Mr. Xu looked at Lin Lin with the eyes of "brat, you actually pretend to be poor and don't like me".
Lin Lin understood in a second, and explained: "This is actually my own."
Elder Xu: ... Awesome!
Lin Lin: "Ah, actually, this is for the teacher's wife, and yours is here." After speaking, he lifted the tea bag tied with paper in his hand.
Mr. Xu: ...
Look at the packaging, isn't the gap a bit too big?
In fact, this tea was bought from Wushan Town. Although this tea is not expensive, it has the reputation of "Longevity Tea" in the local area;
Not only that, the production of this tea is also small, and Lin Lin went to a few mountain houses to buy this bag, and his intentions were unambiguous at all.
Mr. Xu naturally didn't pick this one, he was like an old child, he felt that he was not treated fairly.
So when he heard Lin Lin ask where his wife had gone again, he complained in a low mood:
"I'm inspired, let's go to the bathroom."
Lin Lin: ...Look carefully, the question mark on my head is so big!
Not to mention, Lin Lin's eyes were really encouraging. Mr. Xu's interest was aroused, he looked around to see if he was not there, and began to complain passionately:
"Hey, your teacher's wife! Let me tell you, she is suitable for growing in the toilet!"
"Obviously there is a mirror in the bedroom, but she said that the mirror in the toilet looks better, so she goes to the toilet every day to look in the mirror;
There is also an empty toilet at home, and no one is allowed to use it if it is suffocated. Do you know what that is for?It is your teacher's wife's exclusive karaoke room!
People said, stereo surround sound. "
The word "what" was drawn by the old man, and the word "trouble" was written all over his face.
"So, what does inspiration have to do with going to the bathroom?" Lin Lin asked softly.
Mr. Xu rolled his eyes and curled his mouth: "I said, sit on the toilet and think about it!"
Lin Lin: ...
"You said, should she live in the toilet?"
Mr. Xu thought he was accurate and waited for Lin Lin to give a thumbs up.
Lin Lin looked at the teacher and wife behind the old man:
Although, at this time, your little girl image has collapsed, do you know?
As far as he knew, this little salted fish only started eating and drinking recently.
But if you think about Xu Ruili who looks like [Pengpeng] looks like [Bye Bye], and looks like [Bye Bye] like four strings, it seems that everything can be explained again.
After all, "eating" is such a thing, if you eat it every day, it's fine, but if you don't eat a meal, it's really scratching your head;
Here it refers specifically to Xu Ruili, the eldest niece who was reduced to insanity.
Just as Lin Lin was in a daze, he suddenly felt itchy on his cheeks, and when he tilted his head, he saw that Lu Qingzhao was holding something to try to draw his attention back.
When he saw what it was, Lin Lin blushed.
Oh, it's it, a paper whistle that can be bought for [-] cents, he recited the aria in his heart with a cold face.
If it was before time travel, Lin Lin would never have imagined that his first intimate act would be expressed with a whistle.
The romance of others is: the moonlight is beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle;
But to him it is: I touch your lips with a whistle, if you understand, then kiss me back, if you don't understand, then this is a childish little game.
Lin Lin watched Gu Qingzhao put the whistle to his mouth, and felt as if he was being executed in public.
Ahhhhh, this is too embarrassing for an emotional elementary school chick.
and so……
When Gu Qingzhao tried to relive the past, he blew a long whistle with a "beep";
Lin Lin's physical reaction was one step faster than his brain, and he pinched the middle part of the blown paper whistle.
Seeing that Gu Qingzhao's cheeks swelled up quickly because he couldn't breathe, Lin Lincai finally smiled unkindly.
"You, remember, 008 by the Daming Lake?"
A resentful system sound with a weeping background sound floated over, which also made Lin Lin let go of his hand subconsciously.
Seeing Lin Lin smiling, Gu Qingzhao frowned, and asked:
"What were you thinking just now? Did you encounter any problems?"
Lin Lin thought for a few seconds, then organized his words and said, "Just, I have a friend..."
Understood, I have a friend who is equal to me, Lu Qingzhao nodded secretly in his heart and remained silent.
"Well, I want to start a small food business recently..."
Gu Qingzhao quickly thought of the extra rows and rows of handmade sauces in the kitchen and refrigerator, as well as the extra labeled snacks in his bag.
There are [-]/[-] convenient small sugar balls for refreshing the mind, handmade chocolates that quickly replenish blood sugar, and packaged functional drinks...
Gu Qingzhao thinks: My little friend's skills are absolutely fine.
"Well, it currently lacks start-up funds, so come to me to find a way."
Hearing this, Gu Qingzhao's eyes lit up quickly, and his pupils shone as if they had fallen into a galaxy!
He sums it up quickly:
I am my friend, so my little friend came up with the idea of opening a shop to sell food, but he was unwilling to tell himself because he had no funds.
but!This is what he is good at!
Lu Qingzhao remained calm on the surface, but in fact he had already swung his oars and pushed away the waves in his heart.
In fact, Lin Lin is really easy to raise, and he can be happy all day with food and drink, but he gets more and more.
Gu Qingzhao wanted to use more force to be nice to Lin Lin, but he couldn't find what Lin Lin lacked, and he had to consider how hard he was, not to scare the other party with too much force.
Nowadays, there is an opportunity. A successful businessman can always seize the opportunity quickly and ruthlessly, and the same is true for Gu Qingzhao.
Lin Lin naturally couldn't guess what Gu Qingzhao was thinking about under the skin of that young master Ruyu;
While explaining to Gu Qingzhao, he allocated all his points to the system.
The system went offline after leaving a series of "hee hee hee" laughter. Lin Lin poked in his head, and heard the voice of the system's automatic reply.
"Hello, the owner is preparing dishes and stringing skewers. Please reply 0 to make an appointment to order."
Really, it was from this moment that Lin Lin realized that this little salted fish was serious!
Even the default reply has been changed in advance!
After confirming that the system was offline, Lin Lin's expression became slightly serious.
Although he is very concerned about the system, what he really wants to know is what happened to the actor;
And, will the temporarily launched plot monitoring system force him to do anything?
But he dared not ask;
After some words are asked out, no matter whether the result is good or not, the boulder that is pressing on the heart will fall down, and I can breathe a sigh of relief;
But Lin Lin didn't dare to ask some questions, because he was afraid that the result would be something he was unwilling to accept.
Therefore, he simply acted like a fool, not asking, not mentioning, and pretending not to know.
In fact, Lin Lin also made another preparation. He could inquire about the actor's news from reality.
While eating melons, Lin Lin tasted the "significant plot deviation" that the system said just now. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was a good thing, and his mood gradually relaxed.
----
After a few days of leisurely living at home, Lin Lin finally received a notice from Mr. Xu.
It's just that this notice is not an audition notice, nor a makeup test notice, but... a face test, and the specific location is at Mr. Xu's home.
After Lin Lin thought about it, he understood;
Although most of the characters defined by the master are the ones that can’t be shot for a few seconds, but there are so many types of characters.
Not to mention the age gap between those characters, even the gender is different;
In order not to play, you really need to "test your face".
——The main purpose is to see if this face is very plastic, so that the audience will not have a sense of confusion of "why this person has appeared so many times".
In fact, Mr. Xu had good intentions for Lin Linzhen.
Lin Linfei was born in a major. Although the first play was successfully completed by relying on talent, it is not good if the background is not good.
These many roles are essentially for Lin Lin to practice, or for him to do homework.
In such a big entertainment industry, which senior can use top-level resources like "The World" to train young apprentices?
So, Mr. Xu is really hardworking, and the fate between people is really wonderful.
Lin Lin may not have a clear understanding of this, but he can feel Xu Lao's intentions for him, and in order not to let him down, he also worked hard to prepare for a long time.
For the "soldier who died tragically", he learned to play dead for a while, and Zhuzhu was so scared that he guarded him every day;
He also went to the racetrack for "the young general who was picked off the horse"...
As for the "princess of subjugation" and "oiran", with all due respect, this question is beyond the outline and obviously needs the old man's later guidance.
A few days before departure, Lin Lin called Xu Ruili specifically to ask his wife if he liked flowers, and he was going to bring some unmissable gifts there.
I heard that Xu Ruili was brought up by her grandmother, Lin Lin's teacher's wife, so she should know her teacher's preferences very well.
"Oh, you said flowers, grandma must like them, varieties? I don't choose varieties, I like any flower!"
This is actually the same as saying "whatever".
Then, Lin Lin heard Xu Ruili start to ask questions again:
"Hee hee, actually, I also like to spend. I like to spend whatever money I want, and I can spend all the money. Also, I can't run out of money to spend!"
Lin Lin: ...you shut up.
Immediately afterwards, Xu Ruili gave Lin Lin a popular science, the love story between his mistress and master back then.
All in all, it is a piece of "overbearing screenwriter falls in love with me" in the 80s and [-]s;
And his respected master, in today's terms, was a "little husband" back then.
Accompanied by Xu Ruili's strange laughter, Lin Linao made up the image of a domineering grandma in an OL suit.
Really looking forward to it!
----
Three days later, Lin Lin rang the doorbell of the master's house with his big and small bags.
Mr. Xu's house is located in an old alley in Kyoto. It is a courtyard structure. The interior has been renovated, which not only conforms to the traditional aesthetics, but also adds to the comfort of life.
It was a middle-aged aunt who came to open the door. Seeing her age, Lin Lin guessed that she could not be his teacher's wife.
Sure enough, the middle-aged aunt introduced herself with a smile:
"It's Lin Lin, Mr. Xu and Bian Luo are both at home, just call me Aunt Zhang."
After finishing speaking, she was about to pick up the things in Lin Lin's hands. Lin Lin avoided an angle and changed the heavy objects to the other side;
He handed the box that looked big but actually very light to her, and then sweetly called out "Aunt Zhang".
After living for so many years, Aunt Zhang knew the seriousness of the name on the box at a glance, and instantly understood the child's intentions, so she smiled more gently.
To be honest, the host's family is in the entertainment industry, and she has seen many star actors who come to the house, and all of them have outstanding looks;
But the one in front of me can only be said to be better.
With a good face, he looks kind, upright, and blessed.
For a middle-aged aunt like Aunt Zhang, if she compliments someone with "good looks", she definitely thinks she is good from the bottom of her heart.
Aunt Zhang led the way and briefly introduced the layout of the courtyard to Lin Lin.
As soon as the two passed through a chasing corridor, they saw Mr. Xu coming out to greet him.
He was wearing a loose home clothes and was in good spirits;
After seeing Lin Lin, he looked him up and down like he was looking at a little piggy, and felt that the piggy was still smooth, so he nodded in satisfaction.
Then he looked at Lin Lin's hands and asked:
"What did you bring? Big and small bags, am I still missing something from you?"
Lin Lin leaned forward, and Pi Lipi angrily imitated the voice of the Great Sage and shouted: "Master!"
Then he returned to his normal tone and said:
"It's not that you didn't go to Wushan Town. I'll bring back some special products, which are not expensive."
After finishing speaking, Lin Lin gave Mr. Xu a look of "You know, I'm super poor".
Mr. Xu didn't answer, he took the things and looked at them curiously, and he became more curious when he got older.
Mr. Xu said that there is no shortage of things, but in fact, thieves love the feeling of opening express delivery, opening blind boxes, and receiving gifts.
It's not that there is really a lack of things, but to enjoy the joy and surprise of unpacking.
"Hey! It's Kesi!" This thing is time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it's definitely not cheap;
Mr. Xu looked at Lin Lin with the eyes of "brat, you actually pretend to be poor and don't like me".
Lin Lin understood in a second, and explained: "This is actually my own."
Elder Xu: ... Awesome!
Lin Lin: "Ah, actually, this is for the teacher's wife, and yours is here." After speaking, he lifted the tea bag tied with paper in his hand.
Mr. Xu: ...
Look at the packaging, isn't the gap a bit too big?
In fact, this tea was bought from Wushan Town. Although this tea is not expensive, it has the reputation of "Longevity Tea" in the local area;
Not only that, the production of this tea is also small, and Lin Lin went to a few mountain houses to buy this bag, and his intentions were unambiguous at all.
Mr. Xu naturally didn't pick this one, he was like an old child, he felt that he was not treated fairly.
So when he heard Lin Lin ask where his wife had gone again, he complained in a low mood:
"I'm inspired, let's go to the bathroom."
Lin Lin: ...Look carefully, the question mark on my head is so big!
Not to mention, Lin Lin's eyes were really encouraging. Mr. Xu's interest was aroused, he looked around to see if he was not there, and began to complain passionately:
"Hey, your teacher's wife! Let me tell you, she is suitable for growing in the toilet!"
"Obviously there is a mirror in the bedroom, but she said that the mirror in the toilet looks better, so she goes to the toilet every day to look in the mirror;
There is also an empty toilet at home, and no one is allowed to use it if it is suffocated. Do you know what that is for?It is your teacher's wife's exclusive karaoke room!
People said, stereo surround sound. "
The word "what" was drawn by the old man, and the word "trouble" was written all over his face.
"So, what does inspiration have to do with going to the bathroom?" Lin Lin asked softly.
Mr. Xu rolled his eyes and curled his mouth: "I said, sit on the toilet and think about it!"
Lin Lin: ...
"You said, should she live in the toilet?"
Mr. Xu thought he was accurate and waited for Lin Lin to give a thumbs up.
Lin Lin looked at the teacher and wife behind the old man:
Although, at this time, your little girl image has collapsed, do you know?
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