Thousand Autumns
Chapter 95 Suzaku is going to "meet the parents"
Chapter 95 Suzaku is going to "meet the parents"
"Hua'er... Sister Hua'er, um... who is that little brother? Why did he look at me, and my whole body was covered with frost? Look."
Huo Xiuxiu patted her heart a little scared, then stretched the back of her hand in front of Xie Yuchen, Xie Yuchen glanced at Huo Xiuxiu's hand and said,
"I told you not to cause trouble. Also, that little brother is not human."
"Not human?! What is that?"
Huo Xiuxiu looked at Xie Yuchen in surprise, and looked at Huo Xiuxiu with a frightened look through the black glasses on the side, and said with a naughty smile
"Little sister, don't mess with that dumb dumb guy who doesn't speak. He won't show mercy just because you are a girl. Of course he is the same as me, a monster? Can't you see it?"
"I can't tell, you two don't have any evil spirit, how could you be a monster?"
Huo Xiuxiu looked at the black glasses in disbelief, and the black glasses continued to laugh.
"That's because you don't have enough magic power, so naturally you can't tell. Also, Hua'er in our family can only be my wife, and no one else should try to draw attention to him. You can't even think about it."
After finishing speaking, the black glasses took advantage of Xie Yuchen's inattention and suddenly came up to Xie Yuchen and gnawed on Xie Yuchen's lips.
"Go away!"
Xie Yuchen slapped the black glasses aside, but the black glasses who succeeded in stealing a kiss were not angry at all, and hurriedly served Xie Yuchen with vegetables.Huo Xiuxiu pushed the bowl in front of her into the table, and then said to Xie Yuchen
"Sister Hua'er, I'm full, I'll go back first."
"I asked Uncle He to send someone to drive you off."
"No, Brother Wu Xie and I came here in my family's car, I'll go back by myself."
Huo Xiuxiu looked at the bad black glasses that were still smiling at her, got up and left, the fat man who had been sitting silently by the side quickly put down his chopsticks and said to Huo Xiuxiu
"Sister! Take your fat brother and me for a ride! It's too difficult to take a taxi here! I'll go with you!"
"Let's go, let's go, let's go together."
Huo Xiuxiu nodded, the fat man quickly got up and followed Huo Xiuxiu away
"Master Hua'er, Master Hei, Master Fatty, I'll be leaving now. Thank you for your help this time, and thank you, Tian Zhen, and my little brother for helping me. Let's go!"
With a wave of his hand, Fatty and Huo Xiuxiu left together to get to know Yuchen's house. Fatty just wanted to have a meal. Who would have thought that Huo Xiuxiu, a quirky girl, would provoke the person who should be least messed with? Xie was taken away, otherwise if there was a disturbance, maybe he would suffer along with it.But it's not good for these two to stay, if Xie Yuchen becomes angry and loses his temper with black glasses and looks henpecked, in order to comfort Xie Yuchen and hurt the fish in the pond, the fat man's meal is not worth it.
Xie Yuchen looked at the table full of dishes speechlessly. Except for the side where the fat man sat before, there were almost no dishes, and there was more than half of the dishes left on the whole table.The black glasses are still making beef balls for Xie Yuchen
"Hua'er, eat some more, you didn't move your chopsticks just now."
"I don't want to eat, I'm going back to sleep."
After finishing speaking, Xie Yuchen got up and left the dining table, and the black glasses hurriedly stood up and chased after him, hugging Xie Yuchen's shoulder and said excitedly
"Okay! Master Hua! Where is your room? I haven't been to your room yet?"
"Go to the guest room prepared for you, and don't bother me."
"Look, Master Hua, I have injuries all over my body, you have to give me medicine, otherwise what should I do if I get infected?"
"I'll arrange someone to apply the medicine for you."
"I don't want others to see me without clothes on."
With a dark face, Xie Yuchen wanted to kick the black glasses, but the black glasses gently blocked Jie Yuchen's feet with his own feet, then he grinned at Xie Yuchen, Xie Yuchen rolled his eyes and walked towards his room with the black glasses gone.
Wu Xie was blushing and was dragged by Zhang Qiling to walk in the alley leading to the street from Xie Yuchen's house. Wu Xie shook Zhang Qiling's hand and stammered,
"Brother... When we were young, we...we all thought that Xiaohua was a girl, that's why...that's why I said that. They were all brats, and they were ignorant at that time. I...I..."
Zhang Qiling turned his head and glanced at Wu Xie lightly, then gently kissed Wu Xie's forehead in Wu Xie's surprised eyes, and pulled Wu Xie to continue walking, Zhang Qiling said
"I won't believe anything anyone says except you tell me yourself."
Wu Xie was tightly held by Zhang Qiling, and his heart skipped a beat. He looked at Zhang Qiling's indifferent handsome face and smiled softly. Zhang Qiling glanced at Wu Xie, and pulled Wu Xie forward. After taking a step, Wu Xie wanted to ask Zhang Qiling if he was full just now, but he appeared in the hotel room where they lived in a blink of an eye, and Zhang Qiling took Wu Xie to travel in time and space again.
"Hey, brother, I'm still wondering if we can get a taxi outside Xiaohua's house. It's great to have you here! I'm going to take a shower first."
Wu Xie stretched, took the bath towel and was about to go to the bathroom. When she walked past the bed, Wu Xie's body suddenly froze.
When she got up in the afternoon, Wu Xie was awkward with Zhang Qiling because of her hypocrisy. After being hugged gently by Zhang Qiling, she forgot about other things and went out with Zhang Qiling directly.
But!The two of them tossed in bed all night last night.There were blushing marks all over the sheets, Wu Xie kept reminding himself in his mind before falling asleep that he had to drag the sheets to the bathroom to wash them after waking up.But once disturbed by Zhang Qiling, he forgot everything.Now the sheets have been changed, it must have been done by the hotel cleaning staff.
There are registration records in the hotel room. Everyone knows that there are two men living in this room. As a result, the bed these two men have slept in is even more unbearable to look at than the bed that other young couples have lived in. When Wu Xie thought of him and The marks made by Zhang Qiling were actually seen by outsiders, and his face turned red uncontrollably.Throwing the bath towel in his hand onto the bed, Wu Xie turned around and grabbed Zhang Qiling who was taking off his coat and said
"Brother! Let's go home now!"
"..."
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie in confusion, Wu Xie continued anxiously
"You take me back to space now! Morning! I forgot to make the bed in the morning! Was... was seen..."
Wu Xie blushed more and more as he spoke, and his voice dropped at the end, Zhang Qiling looked at the embarrassed Wu Xie and said lightly
"Too long-distance space teleportation, your body can't bear it."
"Then you change back to the main body and drive me back! Anything is fine! I...I don't want to go to the front desk to check out tomorrow morning..."
"It's so late, the night wind is strong, such a long journey, you will catch a cold."
"If you catch a cold, you catch a cold! Brother, let's go!"
Zhang Qiling chuckled, and suddenly threw Wu Xie onto the bed
"I'm going to check out tomorrow, don't take a shower, I'll take a shower with you later."
"Let go of my master! I want to go back now! I don't want... eh~"
Anyway, Wu Xie would definitely not be able to leave that night, and the bed sheets that had just been changed by the hotel cleaner were also messed up in the end.While cursing Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie wailed to let Zhang Qiling remember to deal with the sheets the next morning.Zhang Qiling ignored everything, but took off Wu Xie's clothes seriously, Wu Xie watched Zhang Qiling's eyes turn back to silver, he put his arms around Zhang Qiling's neck pitifully and consciously moved closer.
As a result, the next morning, Wu Xie still didn't remember to make the bed. Zhang Qiling took advantage of Wu Xie's going to the bathroom to wash up, and notified the hotel staff to make the bed.Because Zhang Qiling has been standing with his face paralyzed by the glass in front of the bathroom, blocking the blurred figure of Wu Xie who was brushing his teeth inside, the cleaner who came to clean up the room was so overwhelmed by Zhang Qiling's aura that he didn't dare to look around, and cleaned up quickly The bed hurriedly left Wu Xie's room.
When Wu Xie came out after washing, he saw that the sheets had been changed again, and he almost cried. He looked at Zhang Qiling who was sitting quietly by the side, and wished he could pounce on him and bite him, but after considering it, he gave up, and he just gave up. He wouldn't do this kind of self-inflicted trap, at worst, when Zhang Qiling went to check out later, Wu Xie didn't take the elevator down with him, he just walked down the fire stairs by himself.After Zhang Qiling finished washing, Wu Xie sent a text message to Xie Yuchen, telling him and the blind man to clean up and leave from their home, and everyone met at the airport.
Wu Xie dragged the suitcase and started packing.But when he was about to fold up Zhang Qiling's shirt, his brows suddenly frowned. He turned around and looked at Zhang Qiling, who was sitting in a restful state, and asked
"Brother? Did we forget something?"
"..."
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie suspiciously, he didn't know what he forgot, even if he really forgot something, he couldn't know it, Wu Xie packed everything, he just needs to be a coolie to carry the luggage at the end, and take care of Dameng by the way It is enough for Wu Xie not to let him get lost from his sight.
The two looked at each other, Wu Xie suddenly closed the lid of the suitcase heavily and shouted
"Ah! Terrible! Suzaku is still in the box! We locked him in the other day and forgot to let him out! Could he have starved to death!!!"
After finishing speaking, Wu Xie rushed to the box at the door. Because the box contained nothing important, it had never been opened. After Wu Xie and the others locked Suzaku angrily that night, they tossed all night. The next day I went shopping again, and then I was not free for ghost hunting and so on. I completely forgot about Suzaku who was locked in the box.Zhang Qiling followed Wu Xie slowly and said lightly
"He's a Suzaku mythical beast, it's not that easy to starve to death."
Wu Xie opened the suitcase in a panic, and then saw Suzaku lying motionless among a pile of messy talisman papers and utensils. Wu Xie poked Suzaku with trembling hands, Suzaku did not move or respond, Wu Xie was so scared that he grabbed it. Zhang Qiling, who squatted next to him, said with trembling arms
"Brother, it's over. I killed the guardian beast of the Wu family. My third uncle will definitely beat me to death if he finds out. What should I do? What should I do?"
Zhang Qiling did not speak with a slumped face, but just poked Suzaku's body with his finger.
"squeak!"
Suzaku jumped up suddenly, and then fell down again. He watched Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie weakly scolded while dying.
"The one surnamed Zhang...the one surnamed Wu...I'm fucking your ancestors...you two are so inhuman...you have imprisoned me for so many days...how can you two be so insane? 1 dead..."
Wu Xie, who was a little guilty at first, turned dark instantly after hearing Suzaku's last words. He grabbed Suzaku's wing and dragged him out of the suitcase. Suzaku struggled feebly and cursed loudly.
"Wu, let go of me! I am your Wu family's guardian beast! Who is the head of your Wu family's generation! Tell him to come see me! I don't want to follow you!"
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Wu Xie threw Suzaku next to the breakfast where he and Zhang Qiling hadn't touched, and said to Suzaku in a sneering tone
"I can't wish for it, you eat as soon as possible, we will go back immediately, then you can go to my second uncle, follow whoever you want, I will never stop!"
Angrily glaring at Suzaku who had started to gobble it up, Wu Xie pulled Zhang Qiling and rushed out the door, he didn't want to stay in the same room with this crazy bird.
Because of Suzaku's disturbance, Wu Xie was so angry that he forgot to leave the fire escape stairs by himself. The waiters secretly looked at Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling with smothered smiles. He took out his mobile phone to secretly take pictures of the two of them. When Wu Xie reacted, Zhang Qiling and him had already walked to the counter. As soon as Wu Xie stuffed Zhang Qiling's room card and ID card, he rushed out of the hotel lobby first.Zhang Qiling handed the things to the front desk receptionist with a paralyzed face, and he left the hotel slowly with the suitcase after the formalities were completed.The figure of Zhang Qiling had just left the hotel gate, and the two receptionists who had just checked him out started gossiping quietly
"Why are all the handsome guys going to like handsome guys now?"
"That's right, it's no wonder we're all single. Look how nice that man who has been silent is to another man. What do us girls think!"
"The most important thing is, did you see that the credit card he just showed me to pay the bill is a limited edition worldwide. I have been working here for so long, but I have only heard from the supervisor, and I have never seen it once! Our hotel is quite famous in the capital, but we have never received a customer with such a high-end credit card.”
"It's unreasonable, handsome and rich, why do you like men!"
The two sighed and shook their heads, put away their thoughts and continued to work on the matter at hand.
"You son of a bitch! Bring me the land of the Suzaku mythical beast tomorrow! What's wrong on the way! Be careful, I'll skin you with your second uncle!"
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Wu Xie held the phone in his hand in fear and heard that Wu Sansheng had hung up heavily over there. He and Zhang Qiling returned to Hangzhou from Beijing to rest for a few days before realizing that they should call Wu Sansheng and tell them about their Suzaku was summoned.However, I didn't expect my third uncle to have such a big reaction when he heard that he had summoned the Suzaku mythical beast.And when he was on the phone just now, he heard his third uncle yelling at Pan Zi, and he called his second uncle as well, and asked his second uncle to inform Xie Huo and his family to go to the Wu family's place.
Wu Xie stared blankly at the phone in his hand, feeling that things seemed to be getting worse, Suzaku was in this state, and Wu Xie didn't even know if he could see anyone.At that time, Wu Xie and Huo's family gathered together, and saw that the Suzaku mythical beast actually looked like this... The picture was so beautiful that Wu Xie didn't dare to imagine it.
Taking a disgusted look at Suzaku lying on the table and stealing the cake he bought for Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie ran back to his and Zhang Qiling's room with twitching corners of his mouth (the little brother's room has been abandoned as a utility room).
"Brother! Brother! What should I do?!"
"..."
Zhang Qiling, who was about to take off his clothes and go to bed, frowned and looked at Wu Xie, not knowing what happened to him.
"My third uncle knows that I summoned the Suzaku mythical beast! He wants me to take it back to the Wu family land tomorrow! What should I do?!"
"Ah."
"Hmm, what, um! He even asked the Huo family to go to our family land together! It is obvious that the altar is going to be opened! The appearance of the Suzaku mythical beast is sacrificed! The question is fucking! Can Suzaku see people like this?!"
"It's not that you are shameless, don't worry about it."
After speaking, Zhang Qiling dragged Wu Xie to the bed.
"But! I summoned it! There will be two other families at that time! Oh, let me go first! How can I explain to them then! The guardian animal of our Wu family is actually a crazy bird!"
Wu Xie pushed away the quilt that Zhang Qiling was going to cover him and continued to yell in a panic. Zhang Qiling's face sank, he grabbed Wu Xie's shoulders and pressed Wu Xie onto the bed, then pulled the quilt over and covered their heads together. Living.Wu Xie yelled in a muffled voice under the quilt.
"Zhang Qiling! Let me go! Young master, I'm serious! How about you go out and kill Suzaku now! I'll call my third uncle right away! Just say that you just accidentally killed Suzaku! My third uncle They don't dare to do anything to you! Ouch! Why are you taking off my clothes! Zhang Qiling! What the hell are you touching! Little brother ~ don't... don't! Uuuu~"
Wu Xie packed her luggage with a resentful face, and occasionally glanced at Zhang Qiling who was sitting aside with a slumped face.Mingming told him to let him kill Suzaku to save trouble, and he was lucky. Not only did he not help, but in the end he even ate all the bones he ate, which made the two of them wake up late again in the morning. Wu Sansheng had already called to remind him Dozens of times.
Resentfully throwing the luggage to Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie grabbed the birdcage on the table and rushed out the door angrily.
Yes, birdcages.After the two returned from Beijing, Zhang Qiling specially made it for Suzaku.Because he thought it was too troublesome to set up the "Inverse Spirit and Trapped Immortal Formation" in the two people's room, he directly used the wolf hair on his own tail to make this special birdcage, which formed a small space of its own, and Suzaku was locked in it to listen to the bird cage. If you can't see it, you can't see the outside, otherwise, if the two of you get emotional in the living room or the kitchen, this elusive miscellaneous bird will just hide and peep. The most important thing is that Suzaku will never be able to Sneaked onto Wu Xie's bed.
At first, Suzaku refused to enter the cage even if he was beaten to death, saying that he was one of the four majestic beasts, how could he be locked in a bird cage like a bird, but before he finished speaking, Zhang Qiling pointed his finger, the same as the last time he punished Fatty. The silver flame wrapped Suzaku completely, and Suzaku squeaked in pain on the spot. Before Wu Xie could see what was going on, Suzaku had already run into the cage by himself. Wu Xie was very happy now, hugging Zhang Qiling gnawed a few big mouthfuls, and happily went to make breakfast for Zhang Qiling.
Downstairs, Xie Yuchen, who received a call from home last night asking him to follow Wu Xie to the Wu family's place to attend the ceremony, was leaning against the car and playing with his mobile phone. When he looked up, he happened to see Wu Xie rushing down with the birdcage in his hands. , while Zhang Qiling followed behind with a paralyzed face.He quickly turned around and sat in the passenger seat and poked the black glasses sitting in the driver's cab. The black glasses looked at Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling who had already sat in the car through the rearview mirror, and grinned
"Hey, what's the matter? Did you get hurt because you indulged in sex last night? You look so bad? Damn it! Wu Xie, you... ouch!"
Before the black glasses could finish speaking, Wu Xie, who never caused trouble, smashed the birdcage in his hand on the head of the black glasses. Before the black glasses could curse Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling poked the black glasses On the vest of the glasses, the painful black glasses lay down on the steering wheel at once, and the pressed horn kept sounding.Xie Yuchen was frightened, and without even caring about the black glasses, he shrank to the door and stayed away from Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling.The black glasses were lying on the steering wheel and it was painful to squeeze out a few words from the corner of his mouth
"Dumb Zhang! You've been fucking addicted to poking me lately, aren't you? Because your fingers are longer than others! You're fucking! Ah!"
"drive."
Another finger poked the same spot on the black glasses' vest. Zhang Qiling urged the black glasses to set off expressionlessly. Xie Yuchen looked at Zhang Qiling timidly, and stretched out his hand from a distance to help the black glasses rub his back. After slowing down and depressed, he started the car.Early in the morning, the two had a quarrel, and in the end it was someone else who was unlucky.
"Hua'er... Sister Hua'er, um... who is that little brother? Why did he look at me, and my whole body was covered with frost? Look."
Huo Xiuxiu patted her heart a little scared, then stretched the back of her hand in front of Xie Yuchen, Xie Yuchen glanced at Huo Xiuxiu's hand and said,
"I told you not to cause trouble. Also, that little brother is not human."
"Not human?! What is that?"
Huo Xiuxiu looked at Xie Yuchen in surprise, and looked at Huo Xiuxiu with a frightened look through the black glasses on the side, and said with a naughty smile
"Little sister, don't mess with that dumb dumb guy who doesn't speak. He won't show mercy just because you are a girl. Of course he is the same as me, a monster? Can't you see it?"
"I can't tell, you two don't have any evil spirit, how could you be a monster?"
Huo Xiuxiu looked at the black glasses in disbelief, and the black glasses continued to laugh.
"That's because you don't have enough magic power, so naturally you can't tell. Also, Hua'er in our family can only be my wife, and no one else should try to draw attention to him. You can't even think about it."
After finishing speaking, the black glasses took advantage of Xie Yuchen's inattention and suddenly came up to Xie Yuchen and gnawed on Xie Yuchen's lips.
"Go away!"
Xie Yuchen slapped the black glasses aside, but the black glasses who succeeded in stealing a kiss were not angry at all, and hurriedly served Xie Yuchen with vegetables.Huo Xiuxiu pushed the bowl in front of her into the table, and then said to Xie Yuchen
"Sister Hua'er, I'm full, I'll go back first."
"I asked Uncle He to send someone to drive you off."
"No, Brother Wu Xie and I came here in my family's car, I'll go back by myself."
Huo Xiuxiu looked at the bad black glasses that were still smiling at her, got up and left, the fat man who had been sitting silently by the side quickly put down his chopsticks and said to Huo Xiuxiu
"Sister! Take your fat brother and me for a ride! It's too difficult to take a taxi here! I'll go with you!"
"Let's go, let's go, let's go together."
Huo Xiuxiu nodded, the fat man quickly got up and followed Huo Xiuxiu away
"Master Hua'er, Master Hei, Master Fatty, I'll be leaving now. Thank you for your help this time, and thank you, Tian Zhen, and my little brother for helping me. Let's go!"
With a wave of his hand, Fatty and Huo Xiuxiu left together to get to know Yuchen's house. Fatty just wanted to have a meal. Who would have thought that Huo Xiuxiu, a quirky girl, would provoke the person who should be least messed with? Xie was taken away, otherwise if there was a disturbance, maybe he would suffer along with it.But it's not good for these two to stay, if Xie Yuchen becomes angry and loses his temper with black glasses and looks henpecked, in order to comfort Xie Yuchen and hurt the fish in the pond, the fat man's meal is not worth it.
Xie Yuchen looked at the table full of dishes speechlessly. Except for the side where the fat man sat before, there were almost no dishes, and there was more than half of the dishes left on the whole table.The black glasses are still making beef balls for Xie Yuchen
"Hua'er, eat some more, you didn't move your chopsticks just now."
"I don't want to eat, I'm going back to sleep."
After finishing speaking, Xie Yuchen got up and left the dining table, and the black glasses hurriedly stood up and chased after him, hugging Xie Yuchen's shoulder and said excitedly
"Okay! Master Hua! Where is your room? I haven't been to your room yet?"
"Go to the guest room prepared for you, and don't bother me."
"Look, Master Hua, I have injuries all over my body, you have to give me medicine, otherwise what should I do if I get infected?"
"I'll arrange someone to apply the medicine for you."
"I don't want others to see me without clothes on."
With a dark face, Xie Yuchen wanted to kick the black glasses, but the black glasses gently blocked Jie Yuchen's feet with his own feet, then he grinned at Xie Yuchen, Xie Yuchen rolled his eyes and walked towards his room with the black glasses gone.
Wu Xie was blushing and was dragged by Zhang Qiling to walk in the alley leading to the street from Xie Yuchen's house. Wu Xie shook Zhang Qiling's hand and stammered,
"Brother... When we were young, we...we all thought that Xiaohua was a girl, that's why...that's why I said that. They were all brats, and they were ignorant at that time. I...I..."
Zhang Qiling turned his head and glanced at Wu Xie lightly, then gently kissed Wu Xie's forehead in Wu Xie's surprised eyes, and pulled Wu Xie to continue walking, Zhang Qiling said
"I won't believe anything anyone says except you tell me yourself."
Wu Xie was tightly held by Zhang Qiling, and his heart skipped a beat. He looked at Zhang Qiling's indifferent handsome face and smiled softly. Zhang Qiling glanced at Wu Xie, and pulled Wu Xie forward. After taking a step, Wu Xie wanted to ask Zhang Qiling if he was full just now, but he appeared in the hotel room where they lived in a blink of an eye, and Zhang Qiling took Wu Xie to travel in time and space again.
"Hey, brother, I'm still wondering if we can get a taxi outside Xiaohua's house. It's great to have you here! I'm going to take a shower first."
Wu Xie stretched, took the bath towel and was about to go to the bathroom. When she walked past the bed, Wu Xie's body suddenly froze.
When she got up in the afternoon, Wu Xie was awkward with Zhang Qiling because of her hypocrisy. After being hugged gently by Zhang Qiling, she forgot about other things and went out with Zhang Qiling directly.
But!The two of them tossed in bed all night last night.There were blushing marks all over the sheets, Wu Xie kept reminding himself in his mind before falling asleep that he had to drag the sheets to the bathroom to wash them after waking up.But once disturbed by Zhang Qiling, he forgot everything.Now the sheets have been changed, it must have been done by the hotel cleaning staff.
There are registration records in the hotel room. Everyone knows that there are two men living in this room. As a result, the bed these two men have slept in is even more unbearable to look at than the bed that other young couples have lived in. When Wu Xie thought of him and The marks made by Zhang Qiling were actually seen by outsiders, and his face turned red uncontrollably.Throwing the bath towel in his hand onto the bed, Wu Xie turned around and grabbed Zhang Qiling who was taking off his coat and said
"Brother! Let's go home now!"
"..."
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie in confusion, Wu Xie continued anxiously
"You take me back to space now! Morning! I forgot to make the bed in the morning! Was... was seen..."
Wu Xie blushed more and more as he spoke, and his voice dropped at the end, Zhang Qiling looked at the embarrassed Wu Xie and said lightly
"Too long-distance space teleportation, your body can't bear it."
"Then you change back to the main body and drive me back! Anything is fine! I...I don't want to go to the front desk to check out tomorrow morning..."
"It's so late, the night wind is strong, such a long journey, you will catch a cold."
"If you catch a cold, you catch a cold! Brother, let's go!"
Zhang Qiling chuckled, and suddenly threw Wu Xie onto the bed
"I'm going to check out tomorrow, don't take a shower, I'll take a shower with you later."
"Let go of my master! I want to go back now! I don't want... eh~"
Anyway, Wu Xie would definitely not be able to leave that night, and the bed sheets that had just been changed by the hotel cleaner were also messed up in the end.While cursing Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie wailed to let Zhang Qiling remember to deal with the sheets the next morning.Zhang Qiling ignored everything, but took off Wu Xie's clothes seriously, Wu Xie watched Zhang Qiling's eyes turn back to silver, he put his arms around Zhang Qiling's neck pitifully and consciously moved closer.
As a result, the next morning, Wu Xie still didn't remember to make the bed. Zhang Qiling took advantage of Wu Xie's going to the bathroom to wash up, and notified the hotel staff to make the bed.Because Zhang Qiling has been standing with his face paralyzed by the glass in front of the bathroom, blocking the blurred figure of Wu Xie who was brushing his teeth inside, the cleaner who came to clean up the room was so overwhelmed by Zhang Qiling's aura that he didn't dare to look around, and cleaned up quickly The bed hurriedly left Wu Xie's room.
When Wu Xie came out after washing, he saw that the sheets had been changed again, and he almost cried. He looked at Zhang Qiling who was sitting quietly by the side, and wished he could pounce on him and bite him, but after considering it, he gave up, and he just gave up. He wouldn't do this kind of self-inflicted trap, at worst, when Zhang Qiling went to check out later, Wu Xie didn't take the elevator down with him, he just walked down the fire stairs by himself.After Zhang Qiling finished washing, Wu Xie sent a text message to Xie Yuchen, telling him and the blind man to clean up and leave from their home, and everyone met at the airport.
Wu Xie dragged the suitcase and started packing.But when he was about to fold up Zhang Qiling's shirt, his brows suddenly frowned. He turned around and looked at Zhang Qiling, who was sitting in a restful state, and asked
"Brother? Did we forget something?"
"..."
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie suspiciously, he didn't know what he forgot, even if he really forgot something, he couldn't know it, Wu Xie packed everything, he just needs to be a coolie to carry the luggage at the end, and take care of Dameng by the way It is enough for Wu Xie not to let him get lost from his sight.
The two looked at each other, Wu Xie suddenly closed the lid of the suitcase heavily and shouted
"Ah! Terrible! Suzaku is still in the box! We locked him in the other day and forgot to let him out! Could he have starved to death!!!"
After finishing speaking, Wu Xie rushed to the box at the door. Because the box contained nothing important, it had never been opened. After Wu Xie and the others locked Suzaku angrily that night, they tossed all night. The next day I went shopping again, and then I was not free for ghost hunting and so on. I completely forgot about Suzaku who was locked in the box.Zhang Qiling followed Wu Xie slowly and said lightly
"He's a Suzaku mythical beast, it's not that easy to starve to death."
Wu Xie opened the suitcase in a panic, and then saw Suzaku lying motionless among a pile of messy talisman papers and utensils. Wu Xie poked Suzaku with trembling hands, Suzaku did not move or respond, Wu Xie was so scared that he grabbed it. Zhang Qiling, who squatted next to him, said with trembling arms
"Brother, it's over. I killed the guardian beast of the Wu family. My third uncle will definitely beat me to death if he finds out. What should I do? What should I do?"
Zhang Qiling did not speak with a slumped face, but just poked Suzaku's body with his finger.
"squeak!"
Suzaku jumped up suddenly, and then fell down again. He watched Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie weakly scolded while dying.
"The one surnamed Zhang...the one surnamed Wu...I'm fucking your ancestors...you two are so inhuman...you have imprisoned me for so many days...how can you two be so insane? 1 dead..."
Wu Xie, who was a little guilty at first, turned dark instantly after hearing Suzaku's last words. He grabbed Suzaku's wing and dragged him out of the suitcase. Suzaku struggled feebly and cursed loudly.
"Wu, let go of me! I am your Wu family's guardian beast! Who is the head of your Wu family's generation! Tell him to come see me! I don't want to follow you!"
嗙
Wu Xie threw Suzaku next to the breakfast where he and Zhang Qiling hadn't touched, and said to Suzaku in a sneering tone
"I can't wish for it, you eat as soon as possible, we will go back immediately, then you can go to my second uncle, follow whoever you want, I will never stop!"
Angrily glaring at Suzaku who had started to gobble it up, Wu Xie pulled Zhang Qiling and rushed out the door, he didn't want to stay in the same room with this crazy bird.
Because of Suzaku's disturbance, Wu Xie was so angry that he forgot to leave the fire escape stairs by himself. The waiters secretly looked at Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling with smothered smiles. He took out his mobile phone to secretly take pictures of the two of them. When Wu Xie reacted, Zhang Qiling and him had already walked to the counter. As soon as Wu Xie stuffed Zhang Qiling's room card and ID card, he rushed out of the hotel lobby first.Zhang Qiling handed the things to the front desk receptionist with a paralyzed face, and he left the hotel slowly with the suitcase after the formalities were completed.The figure of Zhang Qiling had just left the hotel gate, and the two receptionists who had just checked him out started gossiping quietly
"Why are all the handsome guys going to like handsome guys now?"
"That's right, it's no wonder we're all single. Look how nice that man who has been silent is to another man. What do us girls think!"
"The most important thing is, did you see that the credit card he just showed me to pay the bill is a limited edition worldwide. I have been working here for so long, but I have only heard from the supervisor, and I have never seen it once! Our hotel is quite famous in the capital, but we have never received a customer with such a high-end credit card.”
"It's unreasonable, handsome and rich, why do you like men!"
The two sighed and shook their heads, put away their thoughts and continued to work on the matter at hand.
"You son of a bitch! Bring me the land of the Suzaku mythical beast tomorrow! What's wrong on the way! Be careful, I'll skin you with your second uncle!"
哐
Wu Xie held the phone in his hand in fear and heard that Wu Sansheng had hung up heavily over there. He and Zhang Qiling returned to Hangzhou from Beijing to rest for a few days before realizing that they should call Wu Sansheng and tell them about their Suzaku was summoned.However, I didn't expect my third uncle to have such a big reaction when he heard that he had summoned the Suzaku mythical beast.And when he was on the phone just now, he heard his third uncle yelling at Pan Zi, and he called his second uncle as well, and asked his second uncle to inform Xie Huo and his family to go to the Wu family's place.
Wu Xie stared blankly at the phone in his hand, feeling that things seemed to be getting worse, Suzaku was in this state, and Wu Xie didn't even know if he could see anyone.At that time, Wu Xie and Huo's family gathered together, and saw that the Suzaku mythical beast actually looked like this... The picture was so beautiful that Wu Xie didn't dare to imagine it.
Taking a disgusted look at Suzaku lying on the table and stealing the cake he bought for Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie ran back to his and Zhang Qiling's room with twitching corners of his mouth (the little brother's room has been abandoned as a utility room).
"Brother! Brother! What should I do?!"
"..."
Zhang Qiling, who was about to take off his clothes and go to bed, frowned and looked at Wu Xie, not knowing what happened to him.
"My third uncle knows that I summoned the Suzaku mythical beast! He wants me to take it back to the Wu family land tomorrow! What should I do?!"
"Ah."
"Hmm, what, um! He even asked the Huo family to go to our family land together! It is obvious that the altar is going to be opened! The appearance of the Suzaku mythical beast is sacrificed! The question is fucking! Can Suzaku see people like this?!"
"It's not that you are shameless, don't worry about it."
After speaking, Zhang Qiling dragged Wu Xie to the bed.
"But! I summoned it! There will be two other families at that time! Oh, let me go first! How can I explain to them then! The guardian animal of our Wu family is actually a crazy bird!"
Wu Xie pushed away the quilt that Zhang Qiling was going to cover him and continued to yell in a panic. Zhang Qiling's face sank, he grabbed Wu Xie's shoulders and pressed Wu Xie onto the bed, then pulled the quilt over and covered their heads together. Living.Wu Xie yelled in a muffled voice under the quilt.
"Zhang Qiling! Let me go! Young master, I'm serious! How about you go out and kill Suzaku now! I'll call my third uncle right away! Just say that you just accidentally killed Suzaku! My third uncle They don't dare to do anything to you! Ouch! Why are you taking off my clothes! Zhang Qiling! What the hell are you touching! Little brother ~ don't... don't! Uuuu~"
Wu Xie packed her luggage with a resentful face, and occasionally glanced at Zhang Qiling who was sitting aside with a slumped face.Mingming told him to let him kill Suzaku to save trouble, and he was lucky. Not only did he not help, but in the end he even ate all the bones he ate, which made the two of them wake up late again in the morning. Wu Sansheng had already called to remind him Dozens of times.
Resentfully throwing the luggage to Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie grabbed the birdcage on the table and rushed out the door angrily.
Yes, birdcages.After the two returned from Beijing, Zhang Qiling specially made it for Suzaku.Because he thought it was too troublesome to set up the "Inverse Spirit and Trapped Immortal Formation" in the two people's room, he directly used the wolf hair on his own tail to make this special birdcage, which formed a small space of its own, and Suzaku was locked in it to listen to the bird cage. If you can't see it, you can't see the outside, otherwise, if the two of you get emotional in the living room or the kitchen, this elusive miscellaneous bird will just hide and peep. The most important thing is that Suzaku will never be able to Sneaked onto Wu Xie's bed.
At first, Suzaku refused to enter the cage even if he was beaten to death, saying that he was one of the four majestic beasts, how could he be locked in a bird cage like a bird, but before he finished speaking, Zhang Qiling pointed his finger, the same as the last time he punished Fatty. The silver flame wrapped Suzaku completely, and Suzaku squeaked in pain on the spot. Before Wu Xie could see what was going on, Suzaku had already run into the cage by himself. Wu Xie was very happy now, hugging Zhang Qiling gnawed a few big mouthfuls, and happily went to make breakfast for Zhang Qiling.
Downstairs, Xie Yuchen, who received a call from home last night asking him to follow Wu Xie to the Wu family's place to attend the ceremony, was leaning against the car and playing with his mobile phone. When he looked up, he happened to see Wu Xie rushing down with the birdcage in his hands. , while Zhang Qiling followed behind with a paralyzed face.He quickly turned around and sat in the passenger seat and poked the black glasses sitting in the driver's cab. The black glasses looked at Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling who had already sat in the car through the rearview mirror, and grinned
"Hey, what's the matter? Did you get hurt because you indulged in sex last night? You look so bad? Damn it! Wu Xie, you... ouch!"
Before the black glasses could finish speaking, Wu Xie, who never caused trouble, smashed the birdcage in his hand on the head of the black glasses. Before the black glasses could curse Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling poked the black glasses On the vest of the glasses, the painful black glasses lay down on the steering wheel at once, and the pressed horn kept sounding.Xie Yuchen was frightened, and without even caring about the black glasses, he shrank to the door and stayed away from Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling.The black glasses were lying on the steering wheel and it was painful to squeeze out a few words from the corner of his mouth
"Dumb Zhang! You've been fucking addicted to poking me lately, aren't you? Because your fingers are longer than others! You're fucking! Ah!"
"drive."
Another finger poked the same spot on the black glasses' vest. Zhang Qiling urged the black glasses to set off expressionlessly. Xie Yuchen looked at Zhang Qiling timidly, and stretched out his hand from a distance to help the black glasses rub his back. After slowing down and depressed, he started the car.Early in the morning, the two had a quarrel, and in the end it was someone else who was unlucky.
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