Thousand Autumns

Chapter 85 The little third master only cares about stuffy oil bottles

A group of people ate until the middle of the month before leaving, and each took a taxi back to the hotel.After taking a shower, Wu Xie sat comfortably on the big hotel bed and studied the super big TV in the room. In the bathroom, Zhang Qiling was still taking a bath. Wu Xie blushed and took a peek at Zhang Qiling's blurred figure cast on the glass.

The fat man must have done it on purpose. He actually booked a couple's suite for them. The bathroom and the bedroom are only separated by a piece of glass. From the outside, you can see the scene inside vaguely.No wonder when they just returned to the hotel, the front desk receptionist looked at them and his group so strangely.And just now Xie Yuchen called Wu Xie and said that his side was even more exaggerated. The bathroom was actually open without even a glass. Wu Xie, do you want to take a bath with him? The bathtub in the bathroom is very big. Wu Xie pushed Zhang Qiling aside and went into the bathroom, closed the door, and went to take a bath alone.

But after Wu Xie came out of the shower, he found Zhang Qiling sitting on the bed and staring straight at the glass in the bathroom. Wu Xie's face was completely red after taking a bath, so he drove Zhang Qiling into the bathroom and sat on the bed to start After researching the big TV, especially when he found out that this TV actually has a handle game, Wu Xie became very interested in playing it by himself.

click

The bathroom door opened, Wu Xie turned around and wanted to ask Zhang Qiling to play with him

"Pfft! Why don't you put a towel on your mother's head!"

Wu Xie was about to have a nosebleed, Zhang Qiling walked out of the bathroom in a hurry, looking at Zhang Qiling's perfect chest muscles, strong abdominal muscles, and... Bah, Wu Xie withdrew his eyes in time Turning his head to look at the TV screen, his character in the game is already dead.The bed next to Wu Xie sank a little, and a gust of heat enveloped him. He blushed and turned to Zhang Qiling, as if he saw Zhang Qiling smiled, and then Zhang Qiling grabbed him into his arms and kissed him.

Zhang Qiling kissed Wu Xie very tenderly. Wu Xie had been in a coma for so long before. After waking up, Zhang Qiling had been taking care of Wu Xie very carefully. He didn't dare to have any charming thoughts at all. Even when he returned home, he didn't touch Wu Xie much. , because Wu Xie's body is still relatively weak.But ever since Wu Xie shared the same bed with Zhang Qiling, she began to sleep restlessly. She always had to hold Zhang Qiling with both hands and feet to fall asleep. This made Zhang Qiling unable to sleep with his eyes open at night, for fear that he would not be able to control himself enough. , After eating Wu Xie, being too tired is not conducive to Wu Xie's physical recovery.It's all right now, seeing Wu Xie's excited appearance, it's already midnight, and he still doesn't have the desire to sleep, it seems that his body has almost recovered, Zhang Qiling can probably start.

Zhang Qiling gently pulled Wu Xie's loose bathrobe and fell off his shoulders. Wu Xie obediently closed his eyes and kissed Zhang Qiling back. The ambiguous atmosphere gradually rose in the room. Wu Xie was about to actively wrap his hands around Zhang Qiling just now. On his neck, Zhang Qiling suddenly let go of Wu Xie, grabbed the towel on the bed and wrapped it around his waist, and then strode to the front of the TV. Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling suspiciously, and then he saw Zhang Qiling from the TV The sneaky Suzaku was dragged out from behind the big screen, Wu Xie was trembling with anger, and Zhang Qiling and himself were all seen by this stupid bird!

As soon as Zhang Qiling's slender palm grasped Suzaku's entire head, Suzaku's muffled words kept coming out, asking Zhang Qiling to let him go, and Zhang Qiling stuffed Suzaku into Wu Xie's place with a frightening black face. In the suitcase at the door, he pinched his sword and drew a sealed silver spell on the suitcase. The noise of the fierce struggle in the suitcase suddenly became quiet. Only then did Zhang Qiling turn around and walk towards Wu Xie. Wu Xie was very angry. His face was flushed, he was fine, at least he was still wearing a bathrobe, but his upper body was seen, Zhang Qiling was not wearing anything!She was completely exposed by that pervert!

When Zhang Qiling walked by the table, he grabbed the remote control and turned off all the lights in the room. Sitting on the bed, Wu Xie was still angry. He grabbed the talisman paper bag he had placed beside the bed and pulled out a talisman. I'm about to rush to Suzaku who was sealed by Zhang Qiling

"You dead bird! I'll fuck you, uncle! I won't be able to get out of the void if I don't seal you back to the void today, sir, I want... ouch! Uuu~~~"

Wu Xie who had just got up was thrown onto the bed by Zhang Qiling and blocked her mouth. Wu Xie pushed Zhang Qiling hard, but Zhang Qiling put a knee on Wu Xie's little Wu Xie, and Wu Xie froze immediately and did not dare to move. , embracing Zhang Qiling's neck resignedly and calmed down, the ambiguous breath that was interrupted just now gradually filled the whole room...

Early in the morning, Xie Yuchen came to knock on the door of Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling's room, but no one responded after knocking for a long time. Xie Yuchen's evil speculation was that the two of them were overworked last night, and they hadn't woken up yet. After knocking for a while, there was no one. After opening the door, Xie Yuchen had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and call Wu Xie. After the phone was connected, Wu Xie told Xie Yuchen that he and Zhang Qiling had already gone out, and they wandered around by themselves without waiting for him and the blind man.After hanging up the phone, Xie Yuchen rushed back to his room, dragged out the black glasses that were still brushing his teeth, and asked him to go shopping with him.Yelling indistinctly with foam in his black glasses, he was pulled into the elevator by Xie Yuchen.

Wu Xie was in a good mood and dragged Zhang Qiling to wander the bustling streets of Beijing. Zhang Qiling didn't speak, and was dragged around by Wu Xie with a paralyzed face. It was early in the morning, and Wu Xie hadn't warmed up yet. Wu Xie He pulled Zhang Qiling to jump up and hurriedly washed and went out the door.Zhang Qiling, who was a little sleep deprived and hadn't tasted the sweetness, could only let Wu Xie run all over the street.

All kinds of special snacks attracted Wu Xie. Wu Xie bought a lot of food with great enthusiasm and held it in his hands. He couldn't hold it anymore, and stuffed a lot in Zhang Qiling's arms. Zhang Qiling carefully helped Wu Xie Hugging, Wu Xie was in a good mood and took the initiative to feed Zhang Qiling, who had no hands free, on the street. Zhang Qiling looked at the messy cake that Wu Xie had already bitten, and took a bite without disgust. Wu Xie was careful Helping Zhang Qiling wipe off the crumbs sticking to the corner of his mouth, just about to turn around, Zhang Qiling stopped him

"Wu Xie."

"Ok?"

Wu Xie, who was about to stuff the rest of the cake into her mouth, looked at Zhang Qiling suspiciously.

"come over."

Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling in a daze, stretched his head over, and wanted to ask him what he was doing, but Zhang Qiling leaned over and stuck out his tongue to lick the sauce left by the corner of Wu Xie's mouth. Jumping up and away from Zhang Qiling, he looked at the people walking around with a guilty conscience. Several people turned their heads to look at them while walking, and some young people boldly took out their mobile phones to take pictures of them. Wu Xie blushed in fright. Holding Zhang Qiling's arm, he quickly left the scene.Zhang Qiling was dragged by Wu Xie, he was in a good mood and showed a faint smile, just in time to be seen by Wu Xie who turned his head, Wu Xie was slightly embarrassed again, and his walking speed also accelerated.

After finally getting away from the street just now, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling walked to a small park next to the community where people usually exercise. Wu Xie found a bench by the lake, and the two sat down with a lot of snacks in their arms. .Wu Xie gave Zhang Qiling another grilled cake, and he actually found out a bowl of pre-packaged stewed rice cakes, and it was lucky that he ate this early in the morning.The two ate breakfast quietly, looking at the people who started to do morning exercises one after another.The slightly warm Taiyuan rose slowly, covering the two of them in a warm yellow twilight.Wu Xie saw that Zhang Qiling finished eating the grilled cake, and stuffed the stewed fire in his hand into Zhang Qiling's hand. Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie suspiciously, Wu Xie smiled a little embarrassedly, and then Zhang Qiling knew that Wu Xie Xie couldn't eat anymore, who told him that he had eaten so much just now, and still wanted to eat such a big bowl of Huoshao, Zhang Qiling silently took Wu Xie to eat the leftover Huoshao and slowly ate the rest It's over.

Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling with a smirk, and wanted to say that he would not buy things so recklessly in the future, but Zhang Qiling hugged all the breakfast in Wu Xie's hand and ate it slowly, Wu Xie stared at it with wide eyes. Watching Zhang Qiling eat all the breakfast bit by bit!When Zhang Qiling picked up the last grilled cake that slipped through the net and was about to stuff it into his mouth, the frightened Wu Xie suddenly came back to his senses and pressed Zhang Qiling's hand

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Little brother! You are not afraid to eat and hold on! Spit it out! You will be full later."

Zhang Qiling twitched the corner of his mouth, looked at Wu Xie and said,

"It's okay, anyway, I consumed too much last night, so I just need to replenish."

Wu Xie blushed, it was due to excessive consumption last night, but the most tiring thing was whether he was doing well or not. When Zhang Qiling woke up early in the morning, he was refreshed, and he couldn't see where there was excessive consumption at all, he was clearly fully charged.Wu Xie blushed, looked down and complained in a low voice

"It's obvious that I consume too much, even if I consume too much, I don't need to eat so much."

Zhang Qiling heard Wu Xie's complaint, he looked at Wu Xie who was still bowing his head with a half-smile and said

"For me, it's not much. You're so big, it's not enough for me to fit between my teeth. I can eat several in one bite."

"Nonsense! You don't eat people!"

"Who told you I don't eat people?"

"Zhang Qiling! Have you really eaten people?! How can you eat people!"

Wu Xie was frightened by Zhang Qiling, his voice raised unconsciously, and he completely forgot what he was shouting, until he realized that there were morning exercisers around them looking at them in surprise, Wu Xie realized it, and he grabbed Zhang Qiling's collar Pulling Zhang Qiling in front of him and growling in a low voice

"Did you really eat people? The society is different now! Don't go around saying that you have eaten people! Otherwise, you will be arrested and sliced ​​up for research! Then...you really have eaten people ? How do you eat it? Eat it raw? What does human flesh taste like?"

Wu Xie was worried that Zhang Qiling's cannibalism would be discovered by other people, but in the end, he became curious about what human flesh tasted like, and he lived up to his innocent name.Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie fondly

"Raw."

"Eat it raw? Don't you have diarrhea?! Are you really still eating people? Why didn't I find out? Are you stealing food outside? Brother, let me tell you, don't go out and eat human flesh! Now People who are not healthy are not healthy! If you eat too much, it will be bad for your health!"

Wu Xiaosan never thought about how terrible it is to eat people, even it is a crime of murder, but he was only worried that Zhang Qiling would be bad for his health if he ate unclean human flesh!

Zhang Qiling couldn't help but want to laugh, but he still said to Wu Xie with a paralyzed face

"No, I eat healthy, clean people."

Wu Xie went completely crazy, he grabbed Zhang Qiling's collar and shook it vigorously, Zhang Qiling continued to growl in a low voice

"Zhang Qiling! I'm fucking serious with you! Cannibalism is against the law now! And! You actually kissed...my lord with the mouth that cannibalized! You are not allowed to cannibal again in the future!"

"Just had it last night."

"Nonsense! Fart! You bullied me all night last night! How could you leave to eat people!"

"..."

Zhang Qiling didn't speak, but suddenly smiled

"What are you laughing at! Don't laugh! I warn you! Don't go out to eat people again! Otherwise, you will be caught! I don't want to be a fugitive with you!"

"Wu Xie, you are so cute."

"Shut up! Zhang Qiling! Now we are talking about something very serious! Tell me! How many people have you eaten! Where did you eat it? Did you eat it when you were in Hangzhou? If that's the case! This time we will first Don’t go back to Hangzhou! So many people suddenly disappeared in one place! It’s inevitable that you will be suspected! By the way! Where did you spit out the bones?! Don’t spit out near our house! It’s time to dig it out! We really want to Be a fugitive!"

Wu Xie's face turned pale, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. As soon as Zhang Qiling grasped Wu Xie's hands grabbing his collar, Wu Xie's hands were so frightened that they were cold.

"I ate at the hotel last night. He cleaned it up and gave it to me. It's like this..."

Zhang Qiling's bewitching voice came into Wu Xie's ears, and then he pulled Wu Xie and kissed Wu Xie's mouth that was so frightened that he couldn't close it. His tongue slipped in without any hindrance, and there was still a faint smell of fire. Zhang Qiling smiled again.

Wu Xie's brain exploded!At this time, he came anyway and was tricked by Zhang Qiling!Zhang Qiling's cannibalism is not what he thought at all!It's this kind of cannibalism!As far as Zhang Qiling's over-durable ability made Wu Xie faint several times every time, it was true that several Wu Xies were not enough for him to eat!

Wu Xie shyly and angrily pushed Zhang Qiling away

"You shameless dead monster!"

"Aren't you happy and comfortable being eaten?"

"you shut up!"

Wu Xie's face was flushed with anger, and Zhang Qiling, who he pushed away and leaned over, got up and ran away angrily.Zhang Qiling followed Wu Xie slowly, and teleported to Wu Xie's side when everyone's eyes were not on their side, and grabbed Wu Xie's hand. Wu Xie was so frightened that he almost cried out. He looked around in horror and found that no one was paying attention to them, so he quickly grabbed Zhang Qiling's hand and dragged Zhang Qiling and ran away.