My senior is too affectionate

Life always gives us too many surprises. In the ever-changing and developing world, there are three densely populated places.

First, the crematorium.As the end of human beings, countless corpses are sent here for "transformation" every day, and finally pushed into the endless fire.Some of them will have a mighty team wandering and crying. It is not ruled out that they are really sad, but it is true that some acting skills are better than Beibi, Xiaoming or the new generation.

There are also some poor ones, accompanied by only one or two "family soldiers" who saw off with a straight face, and finally ended the send-off with a chat. (Those who take pictures here and miss posting on Weibo can directly lose them)

The second is the cemetery.This is nothing to worry about for people in the countryside. Find a Feng Shui master and choose a good place without any extra funds.

But in the city it is a completely different scene. Countless ashes are divided into different small boxes with clearly marked prices, and then sent to different places with clearly marked prices. Some places are surrounded by mountains and rivers, where there are flowers, grass and woods. Son, the environment is not much different from the environment in the villa when he was alive, presumably those people should be happy, after all, they are busy when they are alive, but after death, it is not beautiful to be accompanied by flowers and plants.

The last one became a little bit worse, barely squeezed on the densely packed walls of small boxes, and continued to live the crowded life before his death. When the filial juniors worship, look left and turn right, three circles to the left, three circles to the right When Quan found no fruit, he gave up, casually placed the flowers on the ground, murmured into the air, and walked away.

And the third is the shopping street, with countless stores lined up, and the road is full of couples who are throwing dog food, supporting and cuddling each other, walking on the street squandering the money in their pockets.

The waiter at the door kept chanting the rhetoric he had designed, expecting his performance to climb to the top, but he would be disappointed in the end. Those who only wanted to buy came in and out. After listening to the salesperson's earnest praise, they walked to the Next home to continue listening.

Leng Yuexi was wearing a pure white mink coat and stood in front of the mirror swaying from side to side, with a rosy complexion, she kept admiring the pretty lady in the mirror, ignoring the eloquent explanation of the waiter at the side.

Maybe it was because she was bored, or the waiter said something wrong, Leng Yuexi glared at her richly, quickly took off her clothes and threw them in her hands, gestured to the housekeeper, and walked out.

The waiter who didn't care about things had black lines on his face, staring at Leng Yuexi's leaving back, his expression was very annoyed, so he muttered, "I can't afford what to wear, poor ghost"

Suddenly Leng Yuexi stopped in her tracks and turned around, she glanced away with her eyes with long eyelashes, "Are you not poor? You are not poor and you sell it."

After hearing this, the waiter's facial features were distorted, adding a touch of weirdness to the already mummy-like face.

"Han Huang, what should I do with this silly woman?"

"It's just a little waiter, it seems we are too stingy to be serious with her"

"But she just despised the palace emperor, she deserves to be tortured into pieces and heart-eating by demons."

"It should be, if it's supposed to be true, I shouldn't have lived for so long. I'm really tired of playing all these years. Since I'm here for shopping today, I have to be an ordinary person, put down the burden, and have fun."

"Yes, Emperor"

"Oh, by the way, the weather has turned cold, and it's time for the servants at home to stuff their clothes."

"..." The butler really knew what to answer, he only knew that the male servants in the family were going to become women's bosses again.

Leng Yuexi was carrying a bag and was excitedly calculating the size of the servant at home. She looked like a girl. Although there was not much makeup on her face, she looked very pleasant, calm and flawless, and even had the unique pink color of a girl, like a girl. A meal of delicate roses in the sea of ​​flowers, fragrant and gorgeous.

A hundred years ago, Leng Yuexi began to take care of her face. At first, she used crooked ways, using the aura of a girl as an introduction. Later, she found that although the effect was obvious, it was indeed a bit cruel, and she had to deal with the funeral. trouble.I simply found all kinds of classics, but I don't like too many words and I am too lazy to read them.

But the face still couldn't wait, endured the irritability and developed a variety of skin care products by herself. After going back and forth, she also became a master of skin beauty, but she sold it herself.

Just as Leng Yuexi was calculating carefully, a stranger stumbled over and just jumped on Leng Yuexi's body impartially.

Leng Yuexi pushed her away subconsciously. It was a person wearing a cloak who fell to the ground and twitched continuously.

"Hey, let me tell you, if you touch porcelain, you will find the wrong person, don't pretend to me, get up quickly"

The other party was still twitching, and the sound of breathing did not seem to be faking, and the symptoms were very familiar.

Suddenly, Leng Yuexi seemed to understand something, and immediately rushed up, pulled her arm to check her wrist, and sure enough, a red fire-shaped totem was printed on it.

How could Leng Yuexi not know that it was the totem she was most familiar with, and it was the symbol of her master. Sure enough, the master came back, and tears gradually appeared in the corners of his eyes. The master finally came back. After waiting for so many years, he finally had some clues up.

"Emperor, this is?"

"It's the master, this is the master's divine punishment. Those who are shot by the arrow of greed, hatred and ignorance will be destroyed because of their own desires. This child should have been hit by two arrows, but you are enough for her, she is hopeless "

Sure enough, the mysterious woman turned into sand after a miserable scream, leaving only a cloak.

Leng Yuexi sighed, picked up the cloak, and looked at the passers-by A, B, B, D, and Ding who were watching the fun in a circle... There was a long silence, but from their eyes, it could be seen that they were very scared, and they even believed that she was the murderer. The girl's murderer.

"Housekeeper, work"

"Yes, Emperor"

As soon as the words fell, the housekeeper immediately rushed forward, "Nightmare".A gray long knife appeared in his hand, and with a wave of the long knife, there was a burst of gray mist.

After the gray fog dissipated, Leng Yuexi and the butler were nowhere to be seen, and those passers-by continued shopping, chatting, and consuming as if nothing had happened.

10 minutes later, when Leng Yuexi came to the world and got on the bus, the most popular means of transportation, she realized that those old men and women had such tough arms and legs, and they squeezed into the bus as soon as they said it. Also, the 70 passengers displayed on the car is really a suggestion, it doesn’t matter if you listen or not, as soon as the car arrives, you just need to stand one step forward, and you will be squeezed in by the crowd behind.

Leng Yuexi tried her best to restrain her anger. She really hated herself for saying the words of experiencing the daily life of ordinary people, and she even chose public transportation instead of shared bicycles or No. 11 for self-study.

After three stops, Leng Yuexi couldn't bear it any longer, and rushed down to take a good breath of the natural air. How should I put it, the smell that came from the big man next to him when he raised his hand to reach the handrail, It's like mixing stinky tofu and natto and then mixing it with durian. It's not too much to add some fish scales.

"My lord, are you alright?"

"No, it's okay, it's just a little disgusting. How far is it from the destination?"

"About twenty more stops"

"..., Bi Fang, Blinking Flash"

After a lot of tossing, the two finally came to their destination - a small shop in the corner behind the train station alley.When she was about to open the door, Leng Yuexi stopped suddenly, and asked with a serious and puzzled face, "I said, housekeeper, where are the clothes in your hand?"

The butler knelt down on one knee and said, "This subordinate deserves to die for losing the clothes of the emperor."

"Forget it, get up quickly, it's just a few clothes, wait for a while before Double Eleven"

"Lord Xie Dian Huang forgives my sins"

"get up quickly"

Pushing open the door of the store, a smell of a small country shop rushed over. On the checkout counter, uh, there are tables and computers, so it should be called the checkout counter!A little boy didn't know what was there.

"Oh, Akai, it hasn't grown at all in all these years." Leng Yuexi stepped forward and patted the little boy's head.

"I am Xiao He"

"..." Leng Yuexi burst into black lines, he was the only one who could do this kind of invitation.Then he laughed awkwardly, "what are you doing?"

"I'm calculating the weight-average molecular mass of a polymer compound and..."

"..."

"I know what you're here for. It's too old-fashioned to get close. Master Ling Feng is in the back room."

"Oh"

Leng Yuexi went to the back room and knocked on the door, and after a minute, the door opened.

Behind the door was a shirtless man in jeans, and when he saw Leng Yuexi, he smiled and greeted her, "Yo, what brought you here, come in and sit down."

Leng Yuexi winked at the housekeeper and walked in. She didn't know what kind of black technology this was. The room was resplendent and magnificent, which was really in contrast to the appearance.

Leng Yuexi took off her coat, threw her cloak on the table, and sat down on the sofa.

"Is this the new model now?"

"Master is back"

"So that prophecy is true."

"I don't know either, so I need you to check what clues are on this cloak. I found my master's divine punishment mark on its owner's wrist."

"Now that you've found it, what's the point of checking?"

"The blame is here, my master will not use God's punishment easily"

"Okay, I'll check now"

Leng Yuexi picked up a cup of tea, saw the long knife poking in the corner and said, "This knife should not be used for a long time!"