My senior is too affectionate

The originally peaceful life was lost by the bald Lingji, oh no, Xiao Qi. Liu Yang slept all night and was full of fatigue. Just getting dressed this morning is enough trouble. I really want to stay awake. beat him to death...

While chatting on the phone with Cheng Yunfeng wearily, there was no interest at all in the left ear and in the right ear.

"Did you know? This kid committed suicide right next to me." Cheng Yunfeng's tone was very serious.

"Really? Then you can be a witness"

"Liu Yang, don't you understand the seriousness of this matter? It's easy to kill everyone in your class. Why are you so ruthless?"

Hearing the word ruthless, Liu Yang's heart skipped a beat, yes, I don't know when it started, it seems that this kind of sympathy gradually disappeared, the kind of pity and sympathy for the weak, suddenly disappeared.

"Hey, Liu Yang, are you listening?"

"Oh, yes, yes"

"Let me tell you, this kid walked in abnormally at that time, and I didn't pay attention to him at first, but later, what did you say!"

"What's the matter?" Liu Yang drank his saliva, sobered up a little, and gradually revealed his curiosity!

"I actually snatched the same windbreaker from Minjunxi in South Korea. My God, it's so handsome. I can't wait to put it on, and then I'll have a blast on the street. By the way..."

"Shut up your big chicken! Get to the point~"

"Oh, yes, this kid was playing games at the beginning, which was normal, but then he suddenly raised his feet, as if avoiding something, and then spoke into the air"

"Talk to the air?" Liu Yang took a bite of the bread, sat down on the sofa, and got angry!

"That's right, I was taken aback at the time!"

"and then?"

"Then it got even worse. He suddenly stood up and looked left and right, then ran to the mop in the corner and talked to himself naturally. He ran out like a ghost, and then heard a bang, and the man committed suicide by jumping off the building."

"Damn it, how sad his family is!"

"Isn't it?" Cheng Yunfeng was silent for a while and then added, "We all have to be more careful recently, if you follow the rumors that it is haunted, you will die if you encounter it!"

"Hahahahaha..." Liu Yang's laughter came from the other end of the phone, "Are you kidding me?I said Cheng Yunfeng, are you a fish?Have you forgotten what we do?We are gifted by the gods, if we encounter a ghost, we can solve it with a spirit weapon."

"That's right! But that person didn't resist, he died in a panic, alas! It's a pity."

"Don't be sorry, this is not something we should care about. I won't say anything. You also know that I still have a burden to take care of. God knows what I have gone through! I met such a bad luck... "

"Yeah, why don't you just say that, why can't I hear Xiao Qi?"

"I asked him to buy breakfast, he should go back now!"

"Ah? You let children buy breakfast, are you crazy!"

Liu Yang rolled his eyes and said, "Thousand-year-old knife spirit is still a child, a pervert!"

"..."

At the same time, Xiaoqi was walking down the street wagging her tail, and when she saw a beautiful shop, she ran over and said hello to the boss, "Hello brain board!"

The shop owner was cleaning the counter, and when he saw the well-behaved kid greet him, he responded with a smile, "Hello kid, what do you need?"

Xiaoqi listened dumbly to the boss for a while, and said, "I want to buy soy milk, which is white and smooth soy milk for drinking."

"Ah? Sorry, little brother, we don't sell soy milk here."

"That's it, then just buy fried dough sticks, which are long, edible fried dough sticks."

"..." The boss replied with a confused face, "I'm sorry, we don't sell deep-fried dough sticks here either."

"Since this is the case, let's just take the porridge..."

“We don't have porridge here either”

Hearing this, Xiao Qi turned around and left, and said with a look of disgust, "How dare you open a shop if you have nothing!"

"This is a hardware store, how could there be such a thing?" Behind Xiaoqi, the shop owner's roar sounded!

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Xiaoqi came to a shop where she was serious about buying breakfast, so she ran in quickly and shouted, "I want a breakfast."

The store owner is a beautiful young lady. When she saw Xiaoqi running in, she said enthusiastically, "Okay little brother, what do you want?"

“Soymilk, Youtiao”

"Well, little brother, wait a minute, sister will get it for you"

"it is good!"

Xiaoqi stood alone, looking at a bloated person sitting there eating, feeling very curious, so he stared at one of the women with a fat belly, without taking his eyes off it.

The lady with the fat belly was eating, and out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at the strange little bald man next to her, and the two looked at each other.

"Is your stomach full of poop?"

"Pfft..." Fat belly lady's boyfriend sprayed out soy milk, stood up and grabbed Xiao Qi, "What are you talking about, you little brat?"

"It's so ugly," Xiao Qi said calmly.

The man was furious, and he stretched out his hand to hit him, but was stopped by the lady with the fat belly, "Husband, what are you doing with the child, what are you talking about, childish words, childish words!"

Then he touched Xiaoqi's head and said, "I have a baby in my stomach!"

"little baby?"

"Yes"

Xiao Qi suddenly made a frightened expression, "Ah, you ate him~"

"..." The pregnant woman said in bewilderment, "How is it possible, this is where the baby grows, that's why it protrudes!"

"Okay, I get it now"

"Huh? What do you know?"

"It's poop that has turned into a baby"

"..." The pregnant woman sat back in her seat, too lazy to talk to this idiot.This is the first time I have seen this type of boy after living for more than 20 years. I only hope that this boy in my stomach will not look like this in the future, otherwise some will suffer in the future!At the same time, I also want to cast aside the parents of the following child, how to teach the child well, such a lack of tutoring, must also be a hooligan.

Liu Yang: Ah Choo, Ah Choo... What the hell, did you catch a cold?

After taking the soy milk and fried dough sticks, Xiao Qi ran home quickly. After all, he is a sword spirit, and some skills are still possible!

Xiaoqi entered the door and put the breakfast on the table and said, "Master, it's time to eat! Ooooooooooooo..."

"Dong" sounded a crisp knock, "Brat, look for a beating!"

The two spent a day peacefully. If you say that this mobile phone is easy to use, just find a small game to coax Xiaoqi into a good mood, and stop being naughty. Concentrate on playing games, so you don't worry!

Suddenly Liu Yang thought of a very important thing. The homework left by Tian Tian teacher has not yet been written. Teacher Tian Tian is not an ordinary person. The homework he left is different for each person, no one will repeat it, and she really has time Checked all of them, if the check is found to be serious, then go directly to the playground to sweep the soil, and if you don't do your homework, go directly to the infirmary to register...

Liu Yang quickly put on his clothes, and hurriedly told Xiao Qi to stay at home honestly and not to make trouble.

Xiao Qi was playing a game and didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he simply nodded.

Liu Yang went to the school library in this way, and there was no one on the way.It stands to reason that it shouldn't be, and I can't guarantee it in other places, but the library should definitely have talents, right?In the past, there have been a lot of information checks here!

When Liu Yang walked downstairs of the teaching building, he suddenly remembered what Cheng Yunfeng said this morning that the unknown student in his class died here.Suddenly a gust of wind blew up, making Liu Yang feel goose bumps all over his body, no wonder no one was there, it must be because someone died today, so they didn't come here to hide...

Liu Yang also wanted to leave here quickly, so he walked into the library at a faster pace.Be darling, except for an elderly man on the first floor in the library.No one, how could it be possible that everyone is so scared?Or is it really that fierce.

Liu Yang regretted coming here, but at this moment he felt that he was in a dilemma.But still bite the bullet and take the elevator to the fourth floor. Compared with Teacher Tian Tian's punishment, hitting a ghost is nothing more than that.

When Liu Yang walked to the door of the library self-study room, Liu Yang glanced casually, the inside of the library self-study room was dark.Turn off the lights at this hour, Liu Yang went to the door and turned on the switch, only the two small light tubes at the back turned on, it was scary.

Liu Yang backed away quickly, thinking about finding the book and withdrawing it quickly, otherwise his life might be lost... At the moment when he turned his head, a person came into Liu Yang's eyes, she was holding a book on the side of the library bookshelf. The book is reading.Although it is similar to the style of the library, it always feels very strange.

yes!Why does she only have one skirt in winter, isn't it?Liu Yang's heart was beating violently, his breathing almost stopped, and he yelled in his heart that there were countless mothers criticizing him, good and bad spirits.

Liu Yang forgot all the lofty ambitions he said on the phone, how could it be possible to kill ghosts with spiritual weapons, huh?No, ghosts are not afraid of her why?

When Zheng Dang Liu Yang was fantasizing, he put his hands on Liu Yang's shoulders, and Liu Yang felt a chill on his back instantly, like a piece of imported ice knocked from the North Pole stuck to his back.I dare not move.

The woman said to Liu Yang gloomyly: Classmate, I died so miserable!

After hearing this, Liu Yang was so frightened that he ran away, who cares if he has a magic weapon or not, go fuck him!

Before I ran to the door, I saw a woman in white clothes standing in front of me with disheveled hair. A woman's voice came from the empty library, "I want you to come and accompany me." While talking, I saw blood dripping from her eyes , dripping onto her white skirt.Her head began to split open, and white brains flowed down her cheeks.

Liu Yang yelled and sat paralyzed on the ground, and kept backing away. Suddenly he stopped, it was wrong, it shouldn't be!I was not afraid of beating that female ghost the day before yesterday, but I was also afraid of disgusting things, so Mou summoned Ling Ji with all his strength and said, "Don't think I'm afraid of you, young master, see if I don't burn you to ashes..."