My senior is too affectionate

"Let's go, Xiaoqi, hurry up, you have nothing, why are you so slow!"

"Got it, wait a little longer!"

"Oh! Really." Liu Yang pinched his temples, annoyed to death.

Xiaoqi finally ran out, but the clothes on his body almost made Liu Yang angry. Liu Yang grabbed the bra on his head and shouted loudly, "Stinky boy, where did you get it from!"

"Ah! Isn't that a hat?"

"Hat your ghost!"

……

Liu Yang and others bid farewell to this grassland. Since they left in a hurry and the driver was not free, everyone took the bus back. On the way, Liu Yang deliberately drove with Bai Yinzuo to prevent him from misunderstanding what he thought of him.

If there is no such person as Mu Feng, Liu Yang might consider Bai Yin, because there is always a voice in his heart, whenever he sees Mu Feng's face, he can't help but want to rush up.

Of course, this is too unfair to Bai Yin, and I told him that I don't like him, but he just stalks, there is no way, and there is always a carnal feeling with Bai Yin, that kind of running friends Relationship.

"Ma De, what am I thinking about?" Liu Yang muttered.

"Master, I need to go to the bathroom." Xiao Qi patted Liu Yang who had his eyes closed.

Liu Yang opened his eyes helplessly, and looked out the window, hehe, he didn't know where he was, but after sitting for so long, he should be almost there!

"Hold it for a while! It'll be here in a while"

Xiaoqi nodded silently, "Okay, then I'll wait for a while"

1 minutes later...

"Master, are you here?"

"It's only been a minute, can you be patient"

"Oh"

Another 1 minutes passed...

"Master, are you here?"

"Uh, hold on!"

"Oh"

Another 1 minutes passed...

"Owner"

Liu Yang went up and pinched Xiao Qi's face, and said darkly, "If you bother me again, I won't beat you to death."

"Uh……"

"Huh? Why does it have a strange smell?" Liu Yang sniffed it carefully, and found it very strange, a very irritating smell.

"Out……"

"Hey! Who will accept this evil animal for me?"

……

After repeatedly apologizing, the bus driver finally let go of the money subsidy. The current individual drivers, really, didn't they just pee?What's this?What's more, it's still a boy's urine, so it's great to exorcise evil spirits for free.

Liu Yang leaned on his seat in annoyance. He didn't know when there was a traffic jam. This guy is good. Liu Yang, who was already a little motion sick, felt terrible in his stomach after such a stop.Can't help frowning!

Suddenly there was a gust of wind in my ears, then another, and then another, no need to guess, it must be that Xiao Qi didn't run away, with his eyes closed, he pressed Xiao Qi on the seat with one hand, "Stinky boy, you are annoying"

"Uh, I just wanted to give you some relief"

"Thank you, I think you are trying to annoy me to death"

"Forget it if you don't like it"

"..."

"Hey, uncle driver, it's really boring here, can you post a song?" Bai Yin said to the driver.

The uncle driver took the benefits just now, he was naturally amiable, and said repeatedly, "Okay, okay..., wait for me, I'll get the card right away"

The uncle touched the cabinet and searched for it, but it was gone, the whole box was gone.So with a look of embarrassment on his face, he muttered, "I put it here! Why is it gone?"

"What are you looking for?" Xiao Qi ran to the uncle and asked.

"Memory..." The uncle turned his head and saw a small box in Xiao Qi's hand, he hid it and opened it, it was empty?

"Where's the thing?" asked the uncle.

"Here..." Xiao Qi took out a large board-shaped thing from his pocket. Everyone looked carefully and found that it was glued on with a memory card. The driver's face at that time was like a persimmon after eating bitterness. It's going to be twisted.

Liu Yang hurried over to apologize repeatedly, then grabbed Xiaoqi's ears and returned to his seat, fastened his seat belt and said, "Stinky boy, stay here for me, don't run around!"

Because there was no song to listen to, everyone was drowsy and sleepy, and several people were already asleep. At this time, Xiaoqi suddenly stood up and called, "Everyone don't sleep, I'm here to cheer you up."

So he sang "Elephant, elephant, hairless elephant, big..."

"Boom" Liu Yang gave him a heavy punch.

"Oh, I just sang a song!" Xiao Qi looked innocent.

"Sing your sister, be honest with me"

"Your sister, you can't sing this song"

"..."

Seeing everyone sleepy, Xiaoqi was also idle when he was idle, so he stuck his head out and said to a strange woman who was driving a BMW, "Hey, Miss, add a Weibo..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Yang hurriedly dragged him in. Now he can't wait to put Xiao Qi's mouth on it, it's really annoying.

Finally, he took a good nap for a while, and the car drove for a while. At noon, the car stopped at a service station. Liu Yang and Bai Yin were in a group, and they took Xiao Qi along...the ghost knows Dao Ling also eats!I thought they would eat something else!

When I came to a noodle restaurant, the waiter was an old lady. This dishonest Xiaoqi immediately leaned into Liu Yang's ear and said, "Let's go, I'm too old."

"You sit down for me!"

"Oh"

"What are you guys eating?" the old lady said softly.

Baiyin: "I want beef noodles"

Liu Yang: "I want pork rib noodles"

Xiaoqi: "I want fried chicken"

"No fried chicken," said the old woman

"Ah, that's it." Xiao Qi scratched his head, "Then I want a burger."

“No burgers either!”

"That's it! Then give me some pasta."

"no!"

Xiao Qi felt a black line, complaining, "There is nothing and there is no store yet."

The old lady was unhappy when she heard that, and opened her mouth with half-teeth, "I'm a ramen tube here!"

In Liu Yang's heart, "Made, where is the seam..."

When he got home, Liu Yang sat down on the bed. It's really annoying to have two days of vacation. If he didn't go, there wouldn't be such a troublemaker, my God!I feel like I lost 100 years of my life...

The bed was really comfortable, gradually Liu Yang closed his eyes and went to dreamland, in the dream is the most relaxing thing, because he can relax his nerves, but he won't meet troublemakers.

"Owner"

As soon as Liu Yang heard these two words, he opened his eyes suddenly, and found a vast expanse of whiteness. Why is this space so familiar? It's the world of sword spirits. How could he come here.

Ling Ji walked over slowly, and women were more likely to agree with the name.

"Master, it is really helpless to call you here today. I think you have met that kid too, so I'm counting on you."

"What?" Liu Yang jumped up suddenly, "What are you doing! What the hell are you leaving to me!"

"It's like this. Ever since you passed the test, that kid is really a miniature, arguing to find you every day, so I have no choice but to agree!"

"Really?"

"Really, he also said that you are my scenery. The clouds are high and the wind is clear. Don't go down. Stop here. You are all in sight. It's all you. Smiling expression. Love makes the cliff flat. Gives birth to the forest. A whole piece The forest. You are in the shade. Complex life. Because of you. See a layer of transparency. I..."

"Stop, stop, stop..." Liu Yang called Ling Ji to a stop, and he suspended animation after hearing these words, "Sister Ling Ji, can you be more false? Tell the truth."

Ling Ji made a helpless expression and said, "Well, we really thought he was too annoying, so we kicked him out, that's all."

"As for?"

"I don't care. Anyway, I'll leave it to you. Goodbye."

"Hey..." Liu Yang's eyes went dark, and when there was another image, it was Xiao Qi's face, looking straight at himself and saying, "Master, I'm hungry."

“There are instant noodles in the fridge”

"No, I want to drink grandma." At this moment, he cast his eyes on Liu Yang's chest...

"roll"

"Alright! Alright! Just kidding!" Xiaoqi ran down and took out the instant noodles and started eating.

Seeing him eating, Liu Yang felt that he was finally quiet and had a good night's sleep, as for life, how can he live without sleep.

"Enmama, Enmama..."

"Hey!" Liu Yang came forward with a sit-up and shouted, "Why are you eating so deliciously by my side? Go away and eat!"

"I don't worry about you!"

"Why are you worried about me? I can't run away"

"I'm afraid you'll sleep to death"

"..." Liu Yang sighed, feeling really helpless, since Ling Ji kicked him out, it's not realistic to get him back, so he smiled and said, "Thank you so much! I'm sleepy now, can you let me squint for a while"

"Then you're going to sleep?"

"Which one is causing me to not be able to sleep?" Liu Yang moved his face closer.

"Which one is who?"

"It's Xiaoqi"

"Ah..." Xiao Qi looked surprised. He thought he already understood how annoying he was, but unfortunately he thought too much. He scratched his head and said, "He has the same name as me!"

"..."

Liu Yang thought to himself, "Made, how will you live in the future!"