My senior is too affectionate

"Grandma, I go to self-study every day. If I live in school, I won't be bored to death." Liu Lingling sat down on the seat of the restaurant, complaining about the school's boring system. It has been half a year since her brother Liu Yang left home. Without him The days are really boring...

When Liu Bocheng heard Liu Lingling's words, his eyes widened, "Hey! You little girl has learned how to swear."

"This is a means for me to vent my emotions, do you want me to vent with force?"

"I hope you can bear it, don't talk about grandma and grandpa all day long."

"Cut..." Liu Lingling made a disdainful expression. Seeing the waiter's sluggishness, she felt even more angry. She slapped the table and shouted "waiter".

The waiter came over respectfully, not daring to offend this domineering little ancestor, and handed the menu to Liu Bocheng.

Unexpectedly, Liu Lingling snatched it over and took a look at the waiter, "Rabbit Meatball Soup, Ground Three Delicacy, Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs, Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs, Shredded Pork Ribs, Shredded Sweet Potatoes, Pulled..."

"Hey! Do you think I'm dead? Why do you pull out my teeth? After eating so much sweets, I don't want my teeth."

Liu Lingling pouted, feeling helpless, so she replaced the two shredded dumplings with two plates of dumplings.

"Do you need any other drinks?" the waiter said to Liu Lingling with a smile.

"A bottle of beer..."

Liu Bocheng quickly interrupted her with a cough.

"A bottle of Coke, hehe"

After the waiter left, Liu Bocheng immediately taught her, "You little brat, how old are you that you want to drink?"

“It’s just beer, one bottle is not much”

"You still dare to talk back, really, every day you know how to cause trouble for me, tell me, why did the teacher cry again today?"

Hearing this, Liu Lingling covered her face with her hands and sighed, "Second Uncle, you have wronged me, it's because she can't bear it."

"Really? Come on, repeat what you said to me"

"I didn't say anything, I just said that she is like a bitter melon, she is dressed so coolly, and she looks so angry."

"anything else!"

"Fat, ugly, old, single..."

Liu Bocheng sighed, and gave him a hard look, he was almost not mad at her, although what she said was true, the teacher was indeed ugly, old, with a bad temper, bad hair, and a bad voice. It sounds good, and she still twists and turns like a pig when she walks, but she can't tell her face to face, I really don't know who taught her.

"You can put this matter aside for now, can you not sleep in class?"

"Oh, the teacher's lectures are really boring, not as fast as my self-study, anyway, I will be the first in a random test."

"Yes, you are the number one, but you can't sleep with a blanket in class, what? You mean to sleep more comfortably, do you want me to put a bed for you!"

"Uh, you can consider it. Try not to put it in the last row. I think it's messy and it will affect my sleep quality."

Liu Bocheng's nose was almost crooked, and it was indeed this anger that he took care of her daily life every day, and he felt that he had lost more than ten years of life.

"No." Liu Bocheng slapped the table and shouted, this child must be taken care of, otherwise I will be sorry for my promise to my sister-in-law, I can't let her sink like this, and of course I can't be as weak and weak as her brother.

"What are you doing? Scare me a little bit," Liu Lingling said disdainfully, picking up a pot of vegetables.

"I must implement the ultimate method of discipline on you"

“Just come anyway, boring”

"Article 09" Liu Bocheng looked at Liu Lingling seriously and said, "Internet disconnection at 30:[-] every day"

"Internet disconnected? Oh, it's up to you", Liu Lingling thought that even if the Internet is disconnected, there is still a mobile phone card to use.

Liu Bocheng smiled knowingly, "Are you thinking about the mobile network?"

"what?"

"I have locked up your online business as a guardian"

"It's too much, you, don't think this can control me, even if my mobile phone can only make and receive calls, send text messages, it's useless to play Snake."

"The second article" Liu Bocheng made a two-hand gesture, shook Liu Lingling's eyes and said, "Confiscate all celebrity photos."

"no"

"I can't help you. You kicked any boy, Liu Weiwei, and everything that was iced must be confiscated, especially the one with the surname Guo, which must be thrown away."

"You are driving me to a corner. I didn't expect you to be so mad that even my teacher Guo would not let go." Liu Lingling put down her chopsticks, full of aura, the table vibrated obviously, and even the roof fell off A little scum.

"I'll go, what are you doing? I'm your elder!"

"Shut up, I didn't do this"

"How dare you tell me to shut up? You are talking to an elder..."

"Bang," a black shadow rushed in with a loud noise, carrying a burst of dust, polluting the food that hadn't eaten a few bites.

In the smoke and dust, there appeared a humanoid monster with a hunched body, sharp claws and fangs, and blood-red eyes. It had a snow-white and ferocious face, and was covered in black hair. It opened its mouth and exhaled a mouthful of white mist.

Seeing this scene, the customers fled in a panic and hid behind the cashier, leaving only Liu Bocheng and Liu Lingling arguing.

At this time, the two of them did not break their cordial and friendly conversation because of the intrusion of this thing.

"Don't deceive people too much." He slapped the table, kicked the stool away and said, "You didn't educate yourself well, so what does it matter to me?"

"Hey, hey! Are you still beating me upside down? It seems that I have to discipline you a bit." After saying that, he grabbed the bowl and threw it over.

Liu Lingling picked up the chopsticks and swung the bowl behind her back with one inch of strength, just hitting that strange thing on the forehead.

The monster was beaten for no reason, and he was naturally dissatisfied. Anyway, the people here are all his own, so he just started eating the tender ones!

So he stretched out his sharp claws and grabbed Liu Lingling.

Unexpectedly, Liu Lingling didn't even look at him, she stretched out her hand to pass under his palm, hooked his claw with the back of her hand, twisted it clockwise, then pulled it and pushed it, a crisp sound reached everyone's ears.

"You want to arrange this arrangement for me, do you consider my feelings? I hate being arranged..." Liu Lingling yelled.

These words hit Liu Bocheng's heart directly, and he stood up in surprise and said, "How can you say that about me!"

It was the first time the monster was careless and suffered a loss, and he was very angry, so this time he rushed over with all his strength, intending to perform a roundabout attack for a double kill.

But Liu Bocheng grabbed his right arm again, twisted him back, and pushed him directly onto the table, "I made you grow so big with shit and piss, for both of you, I'm still single, how can you hurt me?" I"

"You're single because you're so stupid, even women with cataracts can't look down on you," he said, jumping onto the table, and slammed on the monster's left hand.

"I'll go, you're showing that you're against me"

"What? You care about me?"

Liu Bocheng stood up and raised his foot, kicked down heavily with a raised leg, directly stepped on the monster's face, and at the same time twisted the monster's right hand back, and the monster let out a scream.

At this time he said, "Okay, I don't care, it's still too late to change it, so I can cancel the ten-day European tour I booked yesterday."

"What did you say?" Liu Lingling's face suddenly became peaceful.

"The [-]-day trip to Europe, and the front row of the Miracle Group's concert in June, all of them are canceled."

"Hey, what are you doing? Isn't it a waste of money to buy you?" Liu Lingling jumped off the table and grabbed the monster's messy legs and twisted it easily. Hearing a "Kaba", the monster's legs stopped moving .

"You said you don't want to be arranged"

"What I'm talking about is..., oops, you have to look at it from a dialectical point of view, how about Tong Yan Wuji, how about a ten-day tour in Europe, how about a concert, how about forgive me..." Liu Lingling said every few minutes Whether it's good or not, he punched the monster, and the monster was in pain.

"No, you just called me stupid"

"You heard it wrong, I mean you are so beautiful, so charming"

"Women with cataract look down on me!" Liu Bocheng made a helpless expression.

"Uh...I mean they are blind to you"

"Cut, hypocrisy"

"Tomorrow I will ask you the phone number of our English teacher"

"Hey! That's right, what's wrong with the family?" After finishing speaking, he pushed his feet back, and with a bang, the monster turned into black smoke, and added, "Let's go, the rice is dirty"

"What about those people!"

"Don't worry, when they wake up, they only know that it was a terrorist attack, and they won't find out anything about monitoring."

"Why are you talking about literature and art? It's not a novel."

"If only the novel would be fine, at least there will be a male protagonist with a strong body, he will fight against violence and be good, and he will be a chivalrous man. We have to find time to fight little monsters"

"If I go somewhere instead of my brother, I will definitely learn the skills of fighting violence and keeping the good." Liu Lingling said proudly.

"My little aunt, if you go to school, you won't make a fuss, you, just obediently grow up by my side!"

"Being bald like you?"

"..."