My senior is too affectionate

I often hear people say that if that person loves you, he will come to you.In fact, they don’t know, sometimes it’s because he loves you, because he knows you won’t like him, so he won’t look for you, he doesn’t want to disturb you, he doesn’t want to add trouble to you, he wants you to live better, Even without him.

Haitang finished the story very easily, leaned on the stake and stroked her hair, sighing.

At this moment, Liu Yang asked, "Since you love that person so much, why do you still want to moles the men in the past all these years?"

"Oh! As the saying goes, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha kept it in his heart. After hundreds of years, no one came to accompany me. Of course, I have to find some men to make up. Besides, my lover now doesn't know how to be happy there."

"What do you mean?"

"I won't tell you, you humans say that monsters are bad, and there is nothing wrong with that. In order to wake up my lover's soul faster, I tried to use the spirits of ninety-nine 81 strong men to wake up my lover's soul faster. When I killed 76 people, I was still caught by the people in the temple. I fought with them, two fists were hard to beat, and I was quickly defeated. When I escaped, in order not to Let my dear be implicated, and in desperation, I used my one-knowledge essence to transform him and threw him into the belly of a pregnant woman. Later, Leng Yuexi negotiated and protected me, and I was locked here and was not allowed to step out of here. "

"How many hundred years has this lock been locked?"

"It's only a few hundred years, and it will soon pass. After so many years, I have let go of him. Since I love him, I should let him go. My soul has been imprisoned for hundreds of years. Even if I wake up, my feelings will fade away. Well, it's fate. We will meet"

"so deep……"

"Since this is the case, you two should stay together. After a while, the bearded man will take the bait, and I will definitely let you go." After that, he closed his eyes and seemed to have fallen asleep.

After a long time, Liu Yang and Cheng Yunfeng kept this posture, their arms and legs were sore, and there were a lot of mosquitoes here, and they couldn't scratch it even if they stared at it, so they could only endure it. It felt like a feather kept touching When I touched the fine hairs on my body, I really felt itchy in my heart.

"Oh! You're awkward, can you?" Cheng Yunfeng was really annoyed, after all, the person behind him was yelling like a pig.

"But I just itch"

"Be patient!"

"Can't bear it"

"I can understand you. Back then, I was provoked by a stupid boy at school, saying that I was a pervert. I couldn't hold back for a while, and asked him to the toilet..."

"What are you doing in the bathroom? Molesting him?" Sure enough, gossip is good for the body and mind, otherwise Liu Yang wouldn't feel itchy.

"Where did you go, you pervert, I asked him to go to the toilet and beat him seriously. My father paid a lot of money to calm the incident and locked me in a small dark room for three months. After coming out, I suffered more than 30 catties. "

"Oh, what do you mean you have to be patient?"

"Wrong, the point of this story is that closing the small black room can help you lose weight."

"I'll go to your uncle!"

"..."

After a while, the long-awaited savior finally appeared. Although there were no colorful auspicious clouds, it was pleasant to watch.

"Auntie, let them go quickly," Kalu yelled mercilessly, and Adou also let it go twice.

"Oh, I'll go, this young man really has a bad mouth!" Haitang shook her head and looked at Kalu with a smile. No one could guess whether she was happy or sad at this moment.

"You have been here for hundreds of years, why are you still obsessed with your obsession, and you don't practice well, but you do such absurd things?" the bearded man said.

Haitang stood up slowly, still stroking her hair and said, "Absurd? It's been hundreds of years and he's the first one to say that about me. He really is a different man, I like it"

"Why are you doing this?"

"I should be the one who said it! I'm going to say that you won't follow me. Wouldn't it be good to sit in my cave and be king?"

"Bah," the bearded man said contemptuously, "it's a shame to sit in your cave and be the king of rats."

Saying such angry words at this time, I really don't know if he is here to save people, and it's almost as good as giving away people's heads.

"Okay, since you don't listen to what I say, don't blame me for playing tricks."

The two glared at each other, and the atmosphere was very tense.

"Hey, can I have a word?" Cheng Yunfeng said silently.

"Say"

"You have nearly a thousand years of Taoism, and the bearded man can't beat you [-]%, otherwise let's play a game to decide the winner!"

It was a solution that Haitang had decided, if they lost their temper in a fight, it would be better to play a fair game and win him over.So he said, "What are you playing?"

"Competition is more interesting. If you choose martial arts, it is impossible to win you no matter what you choose, so we choose Wendou."

"Hahahaha" Haitang laughed loudly and said, "Wen Dou, have you made a mistake? The books I've read over the past few hundred years are saltier than the rice you eat. Fight with me? Are you stupid!"

"The so-called Wen Dou must be Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting. As the saying goes, the sound of the piano stops, the strings are broken and the middle tone of the song is not played. The chess is not finished, and the stars are left alone. Landscape paper is upstream. For the sake of fairness, we will play with the one that can best show people's self-cultivation and IQ..."

"Book?" Everyone said in unison.

"poker"

"..." Everyone was speechless, wondering if this person is a fool!

"So after talking for a long time, you even made a poem, just for water experience?" Liu Yang said with his head turned.

"How can it be water experience? Do you think that poker can't reflect a person's self-cultivation? A man with self-cultivation will never play tricks, and it reflects a person's IQ. How can he win poker without a little brain."

"Interesting~" Haitang seemed very excited.

"How to play, Doudizhu, Big Two, Solitaire, Stud, Blackjack?" the bearded man said gruffly.

Haitang also responded, "It's still a pig, 10:30, Texas hold'em, play upgrade"

Cheng Yunfeng looked smug, as if he stole the corn from Wu Er Er next door, but Wu Lao Er relied on Aunt Wang from the next village, and said, "Of course playing cards is interesting. These are too common, let's just play." People's favorite to play..."

Liu Yang's "Fight the Landlord"

Calorie "upgrade"

Bearded "Fifty Grams"

Begonia "Zhajinhua"

Cheng Yunfeng "Holding the King"

"..." Everyone was stupefied again, and Liu Yang wanted to slap him even more. He was just playing with such a simple way of playing for a long time. It's okay to just pull the cart with a monkey, half of each person depends on luck.

"Okay, I will do as you say, turtle king eight"

"Then you can untie us!"

With a wave of Haitangyu's hand, the rope instantly loosened, and Liu Yang and the two stood up.

Cheng Yunfeng patted the soil on his body and said, "Since our playing methods may not be the same, I would like to explain the playing method. The so-called suffocation requires four people. The playing method is 54 cards. Remove the little king. After the cards are dealt, hold the black The person with the 7 of peaches plays the card first, and the first card must be the 7 of spades, and then they play the cards in turn. Others have a live card in their hand and must play the live card, otherwise they have to borrow a card from the previous player, that is, the card The king can be loaned out, and so on, and the person who has the king in the end loses."

Haitang knew how to play as soon as she heard it, and said with a smile, "Then let's try a round first, so as not to miss any details. Since you need four more people, you should find two people. We should find two people. The kid surnamed Cheng will be the referee." , and then four people take advantage of the opponent's family and save money."

"Okay, let's do it this way." After the bearded man finished speaking, he looked around. Kalu is a kind of good boy who doesn't listen to the outside world. He only feeds his own sheep. Playing cards is too honest and inappropriate!

And that girl can't do it, just by looking at her expression, you can tell that she is a misfit, so don't waste your words, this person will 100% not help.

Then Liu Yang was left, looking stupid and chubby, and he didn't know what his mind was like, but since he was from the temple, he must be much better than those big bastards!

The bearded man's eyes stopped at Liu Yang, and the two of them looked at each other. As soon as the bearded man nodded, Liu Yang knew that it was definitely him who couldn't escape, but he didn't seem to have played this kind of card before.

Sitting tremblingly in front of the table transformed by Haitang, Liu Yang felt very lucky, because Haitang didn't find a mouse-like subordinate. Although he was not quite human, at least his face was not as sharp-mouthed and monkey-cheeked as a mouse.

The ranking of the card game is that Liu Yang and the bearded man are against each other, and Haitang is against that unknown subordinate, so they can act with a wink.

"Then I'll start dealing the cards." Cheng Yunfeng played the cards with a face full of embarrassment, and said after the deal, "Let me explain first, it can be regarded as a skill for you, hold back the bastard, just hold back the next player can't play cards, and let him Borrow useless cards, so try to play cards that are beneficial to yourself, and don’t have to do acts of great compassion to save the suffering and save the world, and open the way for the next family.”

"Okay, I understand, hurry up and announce the start!" Haitang rubbed the cards disdainfully.

"Okay, let's start! The seven of spades goes first, and the cards are played clockwise"

Haitang drew out the seven of spades from the card, put Lan Hua's fingers on the table, and winked at the bearded man by the way.

The next player is Liu Yang, he looked at the cards carefully, took out an eight and put it on top of the seven.How could he know that when he looked up, it was Cheng Yunfeng and the bearded man who looked at him with contempt.

"Liu Yang, are you stupid?" Cheng Yunfeng looked helpless.

Liu Yang said with an innocent face, "What's the matter? She's out of seven, I'm wrong! There are still requirements?"

"Are you eight of spades? Colorblind!"

"Do they have to be in the same suit?"

"nonsense"

Liu Yang took the card back, searched for it and played a six of spades.

When I got to the next subordinate, I saw him roll his eyes, grab Liu Yang's six of spades and shout "Bang, four six!"

"..."

Cheng Yunfeng "It seems that I really explained it well, there is a pair of idiots here"