Mafia boss and his barbecue brother

Xing said: "Guoguo is too much, not only yelling at me today, but also helping me feel comfortable!"

Liu Guo said that he really couldn't refute.And my own "little Guoguo" couldn't hold on any longer, and helping each other is good for physical and mental development: It's not a sin for a man to masturbate, it's a man who cries if he doesn't masturbate.

11.

I don't know what the idiot got into, but Liu Guo found that since that day, every time the idiot got angry, he would find himself to masturbate.He is very confused: Is it possible to cure all diseases with one stroke?

Especially since he pestered her to buy a mobile phone a few days ago, Liu Guo felt that she had a little secret with the other party.For example, I often see fools playing with mobile phones secretly.How about a "sneaky" method? In a nutshell, you lock the screen of your phone when you see yourself, and then pretend to be okay with averted eyes.

Liu Guo was really puzzled.

Then one morning, when he was riding a tricycle to buy goods, he saw that Li Erlian, who was selling fruit, didn't care about his business, squatting behind the fruit stand with the idiot, with his head together, he didn't know what he was doing.

Liu Guo called him puzzled, "Fool?"

The two separated immediately with a guilty conscience, and Li Er quickly hid the things.

I never thought that the two of them got up too quickly just now, and they broke off the headphone cable. Suddenly, there was a panting sound in the quiet street, and the charming female voice was calling, "Ah... Daddy Yamei..."

What Liu Guo doesn't understand is that these two are watching porn!Island R18 action movie!His face darkened immediately: "Li Er, what do you say?" He was very sure that Li Er must have led the idiot to death, but he didn't notice the flustered and guilty look in the idiot's eyes dodging.

Li Er was speechless, seeing that Liu Guo was still staring at him waiting for an explanation, he had no choice but to take the scapegoat: "Okay, you mean that I took the initiative to pull fools to see it, right? It's okay, I'm wrong, okay, hurry up Take your good fool back!" When he said the word "good", he gritted his teeth and emphasized his tone: Yes, brother, for the sake of the extra money you pay every time you buy something, I will take the blame for you!

The idiot followed Liu Guo back home with his head down.Yes, it is home.The idiot has only been here for two months, but Liu Guo feels that the family has gained popularity again. He was willing to spend money in the house after digging and searching in the past. Old man Liu's house has also been cleaned, and it can be decorated with sundries so that there is no mess everywhere. This dilapidated house finally has the appearance of a home.

It was his subconscious reaction to question Li Er just now. Looking carefully now, it seems that a fool who has recovered some intelligence these days should have his own judgment. How could he be wrapped up with Li Er?Thinking of this, it was as if I had found one end of the ball of thread, and unwrapped it along the way, only to find the knots hidden under the flat surface: Idiot has been so abnormal recently, what is going on?

Probably because of his mentality as a "parent", the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the matter was serious: Could it be that this child has reached the rebellious period of youth?

To be honest, he himself seems to have never experienced the stage of "rebellion". If he is really asked to teach children, he still doesn't know how to teach them.What's more, adolescence is always accompanied by the awakening of sexual consciousness. Listening to the voice of the film he watched with Li Er, it is likely that heterosexuality has not escaped. This sexual orientation is different. How can I teach myself?

Liu Guo smoked a cigarette and thought about it. It was time to prepare the dishes in the afternoon, and she was still sitting there like a statue.

The idiot also knew what he did wrong today, so when he saw Liu Guo smoking, he didn't have the confidence to stop him. He just frowned and watched him light up cigarettes one by one. Every time he lit a cigarette, the idiot frowned deeper.

Liu Guo touched the cigarette case, trying to get another cigarette, but someone snatched it from his hand.

The idiot pursed his lips and said, "Stop smoking. If you want to say it, I'll say it. If you want to hit me, I'll hit you. Smoking is bad, so stop smoking."

Liu Guo saw that the child admitted his mistakes quite positively, so it shouldn't be difficult to teach.He said, "Sit down, and I'll talk to you." Speaking of which, he had to thank the fool for his recent improvement in IQ. Although he didn't know the reason, and he didn't know how old the other party's IQ had returned to, he could communicate normally anyway. Gritting his teeth, he followed up with some redundancies.

12.

The speed at which the idiot's intelligence grows is like mushrooms after rain, and it keeps getting higher and higher-this is reflected in the TV programs he usually watches. At first, he locks on the children's channel every day. Mentally retarded male lead + stupid female lead + terminally ill second male lead drama, now people directly lock on the financial channel, watching those stock masters blowing hype every day, frowning and concentrating, they almost take a small notebook to write it down.Liu Guo is very tolerant towards him now, and seeing him like this, he said with great interest, "How about I return the salary you saved with me? You go and try?"

Liu Guo guessed that based on the idiot's usual personality, he would not dare to take it seriously, but he didn't expect the idiot to hesitate for a while, and then looked at him: "Brother, give me the money, I'll try."

Liu Guo was choked speechless by this sentence, and said angrily, "All right, all right, try it, as long as you are happy."

The fool nodded, and said again: "Brother, I don't have an ID card, and you gave me my mobile phone number. I can only borrow your information to open an account. The money will still be with you, okay?"

Liu Guo has black lines all over his head: ...It is rare to see people with emotional intelligence like him. My eyes are cramped and I haven't been able to make him see that his face is wrong.

The idiot is so absorbed in stock trading that Liu Guo doesn't bother to talk to him. Fortunately, he can come here without him in the off-season. Apart from always being accompanied by a tail, life seems to have returned to the time when he was alone—of course it's just "like" After all, who can ignore such a big living person?

Once the work is relaxed, some physiological reactions that are usually ignored due to busyness also rise in due course.The fool recently stayed up all night researching stocks, and seemed to have forgotten the harmonious atmosphere of helping each other some time ago, which made Liu Guo feel a little uncomfortable.He attributed this to the fact that the fool's natural skills are too powerful, and his performance in masturbation is much better than him.There is a saying, "Once the sea was too difficult for water", cough, well, I am a little sorry for the ancients, in short, I am not used to it.

13. The fool speculated in stocks for a month and made a lot of money, but Liu Guo didn't go to the ATM to check because he couldn't bear the bank's monthly SMS reminder fee, so he could only make a bold guess: Did he make a thousand dollars?

It wasn't until ten o'clock in the evening that night that the fool told him he wanted to buy a computer. When he took the card and went to the bank to withdraw money, he almost sat on the ground without being scared.

In just one month, the principal of 3000 yuan he provided to the fool has increased tenfold.

Liu Guo has been working diligently in the barbecue business these years, never using expired or low-quality items. The real ingredients taste good, but the cost is also high. Calculated in this way, it really doesn't make a lot of money.People who were in the barbecue business at the same time as him or later than him had a down payment on the house, but Liu Guo never thought of learning the trick of "changing places with one shot" in order to make money.Every penny of the [-] he saved in four years was saved by tightening his belt and earning with conscience.So seeing a fool earning [-] yuan a month, I was a little confused.He has heard of the huge profits in the stock market, but he also knows that poor people like him go in as retail investors who feed the dealers. If they are lucky, they can share the money sifted through their teeth.Unexpectedly, the idiot was so powerful, for a moment he was even speechless, he stared blankly at the ATM interface, and then turned his head to look at the idiot next to him.

Seeing him dawdling, the person who was going to use the machine behind couldn't help urging: "What are you doing? Do you still use it? Don't you need to give way?"

In the end, the money was still not withdrawn.

Liu Guo pondered all the way, and decided to hand over the card to the fool, and then open online banking for him tomorrow.In this way, it is estimated that it is not impossible for a fool to make a fortune.

At that time, he will go to see a doctor to restore his memory, or buy a black market account to live by himself, it doesn't matter.

The idiot didn't know why, but felt that Liu Guo's mood seemed a little heavy, and this change of mood seemed to start from the bank.After thinking about it, he could only find one reason, so he reached out and grabbed Liu Guo.

Liu Guo was caught in the parting mood of "I can't help my father", when he was pulled by the fool, he was in a daze: "Ah? What's the matter?"

The fool pursed his lips tightly and was silent for a moment before speaking: "Are you angry?"

Liu Guo continued to be confused: "Why are you angry?"

The idiot stared at his eyes, the dark pupils reflected the light circle of the street lamp, which was amazingly bright: "I didn't want to hide it from you, I just wanted to make a little more money and buy things for you. So don't be angry, okay? "

Liu Guo's fatherly heart swelled instantly, but another emotion seemed to sprout from the darkened soil because of these words.He blames himself and feels ashamed, and at the same time he despises his immoral thoughts, but he can't help it: Recently, he always has a feeling that the fool who quickly regained his IQ will eventually return to the thing he was accused of. The world his own stash of shirts should be in—like the ones in luxury ads on electronic screens in the middle of the city.

And that world does not belong to him.

This series of brain activities only lasted for about the moment the scissors closed, and then Liu Guo made a decision.

"If you want me not to be angry, it's useless to buy things. I'll teach you when I get home."

The fool always felt that Liu Guo's frivolous tone was a bit abnormal, but he was also used to Liu Guo's occasional changeable mood, so he obediently followed him back home.

Some time ago, the idiot stayed up all night with his mobile phone studying K-line charts in the middle of the night. Liu Guo annoyed him for disturbing his sleep, so he drove him to the hut where the sundries were piled up.