In the entertainment industry, you are scumbag and I am cheap

Cheng Xiangdong wandered back to the dormitory on the fourth floor, opened the door and saw that the dormitory was empty, then raised his hand and patted his forehead, oh my god, I forgot about those two guys.

He quickly turned around and went out, running downstairs like a gust of wind.

On the turning platform of the stairs from the first floor to the second floor, Liu Chenguang hunched over with his teeth grinning, and Fang Wenhao, who had fallen asleep with his face blushing on his back, was lying on his back. When he saw Cheng Xiangdong running over, he hurriedly shouted at him: "You Did you pee or shit, I fucking thought you fell into a pit."

Cheng Xiangdong helped Fang Wenhao down to support him, looked at Liu Chenguang who was panting heavily with his legs propped up, and said with a smile: "Look at you, you are quite big with only this little strength, isn't it just that you carry a dozen of them on your back?" Is it the steps, as for what?"

"You'll know if you try it. Damn, this guy doesn't look tall or strong. He's dead weighty. Just change his name to Fang Porcupine." Liu Chenguang straightened his waist as he spoke. Reaching out to support Fang Wenhao, the two of them worked together to lift him upstairs.

It's no wonder that the two of them didn't use their posture well, it's because this guy can't even walk when he's drunk.

After finally getting them to the fourth floor, both of them were sweating, and the shirts under their coats were damp.

Han Jiamu had already returned, and after seeing the state of the three of them, he got up to help.

"Come on, let him stay in my bed." Cheng Xiangdong wiped the sweat off his face, panting, "I won't fall down in the middle of the night."

"Can someone else live in his bed besides himself?" Liu Chenguang looked disgusted, not only him, but Han Jiamu also curled his lips, clearly showing the shadow of the other writer's pig's nest.

Cheng Xiangdong is not a self-abuse person either. He was lucky enough to help Fang Wenhao tidy up the quilt once. In addition to seeing a few pairs of unwashed socks under the quilt, there were also unwashed underwear, and various used paper towels and food residues. .

At that time, the mixed smell made him almost fall off the top bunk. He finally understood why Fang Wenhao had to take a shower in the bathroom every morning, regardless of season.

"Do you think he is clean or sloppy?" Liu Chenguang took off his coat and said helplessly: "He can insist on taking a bath every day under the conditions of our dormitory, why can't he clean up his bed, you and I Said that he was fined [-] yuan in the last health raid, and he has no memory."

Cheng Xiangdong didn't quite understand Fang Wenhao's thoughts, anyway, he usually didn't live in the dormitory when he was busy, so why bother with so many people.

"Why don't we squeeze together? You said we've mentioned it so many times. The new campus has been built long ago. Why can't we divide those little kids there? They have to compete with us for the dormitory. The new dormitory is great. Double room , Unfortunately, it’s not for us.” Liu Chenguang babbled while making the bed, but said that he hadn’t heard a response for a long time, he turned his face and found two other people staring at each other behind him, “What are you two, I didn't hear anything."

"You don't sleep honestly at night and kick me on the ground." After Cheng Xiangdong finished speaking, he turned his face to look at Han Jiamu, "I'll sleep with you, okay? Big wood?"

Han Jiamu's face was not in a good mood. When he saw Cheng Xiangdong staring at him just now, he knew that he had no good intentions. Hearing that he wanted to sleep with him made him feel even more uncomfortable.

He opened his mouth to refuse, but held back the moment the words came out.

"it is good."

Cheng Xiangdong raised his eyebrows, there was such a small accident, he thought the other party would directly refuse.

After tossing around until nine o'clock, Cheng Xiangdong went to wash up and changed into pajamas, smiled and leaned over to Han Jiamu who was sitting at the table reading a book, and patted his shoulder, "The lights will be turned off at ten o'clock, why don't you wash up and go to sleep quickly?" while talking , while aiming randomly at him with his eyes, feeling malicious.

"Dongzi, do you think it's unreasonable for us to turn off the lights at ten o'clock? Which university is like us? High school didn't say to turn off the lights at ten o'clock. Let me tell you..."

"Go to bed quickly, don't smear the ink." Cheng Xiangdong rolled his eyes speechlessly, this Liu Chenguang is good in everything, but the habit of nagging after drinking a little wine is very annoying.

"Look, I didn't drink too much. You must think that I'm like a girl. Let me tell you that I don't have ink marks. I, oh, oh, oh, oh!!!" Liu Chenguang was caught by Cheng Xiangdong. Cover your mouth and struggle.

"Talk on, sew your mouth shut!" Cheng Xiangdong gritted his teeth fiercely.

Liu Chenguang nodded suddenly, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)"

Letting go, wiped the saliva on his quilt to the palm of his hand, pursed his lips in disgust, "It's disgusting." Turned around and washed his hands.

Han Jiamu put away the pens on the table, got up and went to the bathroom.

Cheng Xiangdong rubbed his palms carefully with hand sanitizer, turned his head when he heard footsteps, and saw Han Jiamu standing at the door, he pouted and took a step aside, "Do you have something to tell me?"

"What on earth are you going to do?" Han Jiamu deliberately lowered his voice, with anger in his eyes, "Is it interesting for you to play me like this?"

"How did I fool you?" I flicked his face twice with wet hands, and was happy to see him frowning, "I won't do anything to you, just squeeze in for one night, don't be so stingy." She bumped his shoulder with her shoulder, turned him sideways and walked out in a stroll.

With a click, the lights went out.

Cheng Xiangdong sighed, turned off the switch on the wall, took out his mobile phone to light up and climbed to the bed belonging to Han Jiamu on the second floor, lifted the quilt and lay down comfortably, thought for a while, and leaned inside wall.

"Hiss, freeze to death." The wall was cold, and he moved forward again.

After washing up, Han Jiamu stood under the bed, watched him move around, and never let go of his frown, "Are you going to sleep or not?"

"I didn't do this to give you more space. The wall is cold." Cheng Xiangdong was aggrieved, pouted and wrapped the quilt tightly, "Hurry up, aren't you cold standing there?"

Han Jiamu had no choice. Even if he wanted to go out to live now, he couldn't go out. The doors of the dormitory were locked. Since there were incidents of male and female students meeting in the dormitory in the middle of the night and killing people, the school vigorously rectified it. The class teacher's approval note, otherwise no one is allowed to go out of the dormitory building's regulations.

He pursed his lips tightly and looked at the half of the bed left for his eyes. He had to grit his teeth and go up, and then pulled the quilt over.

"Cover me some, you want to freeze me to death."

"This is my quilt."

"This is still your bed. Hurry up and give me some. I just warmed up the quilt. If you don't give it to me, I will sleep on your body."

The curtains were not drawn, they lived on the fourth floor, the moonlight was shining in from the window, Han Jiamu was stunned when he saw Cheng Xiangdong's shining black eyes half lying on his chest.

"Hmph, I snatched you here." Taking advantage of his dazed effort, Cheng Xiangdong pulled the quilt over, triumphantly, "Come on, brother loves you, I'll give you half." Covering him with the quilt, Pat, "Go to sleep, I'm sleepy." In fact, he was sleepy a long time ago. He had exercised too much and drank a little wine this day, and his eyelids were fighting.

Han Jiamu's body was stiff, and it took about five or six minutes for him to feel that he was not moving before slowly relaxing. The bed was too narrow, and both of them were on their sides. Keep a physical distance from Cheng Xiangdong.

People who have slept on the same quilt with others should have this experience. When two people cover the same quilt, if the distance between them is too far, there will be a hollow phenomenon in the middle, that is to say, there will be a part of the quilt. It is suspended in the air. Although the nights in early spring will not be as cold as in winter, they are not warm. There is a crack in the middle of the quilt, and no one wants it.

Feeling the coolness, Cheng Xiangdong smacked his lips in his sleep and frowned dissatisfiedly. He moved forward and clung to Han Jiamu from behind.

Han Jiamu's body froze violently, and his hands gripping the railing were tightly gripped.

Cheng Xiangdong was satisfied, hugged the heat source in front of him, rubbed his face and continued to sleep.

His movements were unconscious, but Han Jiamu was very annoyed.

"Hey! Get out!" He lowered his voice and half turned his head to look back.

"(~﹃~)~zzzZZZZZ..."

The only response to him was Cheng Xiangdongyin's slightly heavy breathing after drinking.

This night, someone is destined to fall asleep, and someone is also destined to be unable to fall asleep no matter what.

……

The next morning, Cheng Xiangdong was woken up by the urge to urinate, before he fully opened his eyes, he subconsciously stepped out of bed, raised his legs and found that he couldn't move them, he frowned suspiciously, and then raised them again.

"Huh?" In the middle of the night, Han Jiamu, who was finally no match for the deep sleepiness, was woken up by him and opened his eyes.

The two directly met eyes, Cheng Xiangdong was startled and backed away, with a bang, the back of his head hit the wall.

"Wow, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" He reflexively moved forward, and directly hit Han Jiamu's nose with his forehead.

"Hmm..." Han Jiamu was secretly applauding when he knocked his head, but now his joy gave way to grief, the bridge of his nose was sore from being bumped, and with a swipe, tears fell uncontrollably.

The two of them were making a lot of noise up there. Liu Chenguang, who was also woken up by urination and went to the bathroom to drain the water, came back in a daze. He stood by the bed and looked at them, rubbing the eye feces at the corners of his eyes while breathing. Asked: "It's not yet dawn, what are you two struggling with? Don't be afraid that the bed will collapse. Be careful, there are still people in the room." After speaking, regardless of the embarrassment of the two of them, they bent over and continued to sleep on the bed. .

This is also a sleepy person, and he would definitely not say such a thing in normal times.

The other two people in the dormitory could more or less see that Han Jiamu didn't like Cheng Xiangdong anymore, but no one said anything.

Han Jiamu's face was ashen, and he glared at Cheng Xiangdong viciously.

Cheng Xiangdong rolled his eyes at him, got up and stepped over him with great difficulty.

"Wait," Han Jiamu made a sudden move and grabbed his wrist, "Do you have a mole on your face?"

Cheng Xiangdong was pulled violently by him and straddled him directly.

The posture in the early morning was so disharmonious, especially Cheng Xiangdong was still holding back his urine, so suddenly, he actually reacted.

The two of them were only wearing pajamas, and it was impossible to get close to each other and not want to find out the changes in each other.

Han Jiamu let go of his hand and looked at him coldly, "Pervert."

Cheng Xiangdong smiled, bent down and kissed him on the face, "What's wrong with the pervert, you recruited the pervert." After speaking, he rolled over and got out of bed, ignoring his face that changed in an instant.