real wife

Two people, one standing and one sitting.

One didn't know how to speak, and the other didn't know what to say.

The atmosphere is so weird no matter how you look at it.

Xiang Yang was a little angry at first, but seeing the stupid guy in front of him who was about to dig a hole in the ground and bury himself in it, he couldn't get angry anymore. Speaking of which, didn't he do it all by himself?Why blame others?

As soon as Xiang Yang's mentality was adjusted, his expression softened a lot. He didn't want to go around in circles anymore, so he just said it bluntly. Anyway, the person in front of him was already scared stupid by him, so it should be fine if he keeps fooling around....The old god Xiangyang was thinking deeply.

"It's like this. In fact... I'm an immortal in the sky. I came to you this time because I have one thing to do. If you do it well, you will have a good life. Understand?"

What a silly look.immortal?What is a fairy?from the sky?Isn't the word in the sky a bird?

So silly asked: "You mean, are you a bird?"

Xiangyang: "?"

Really silly: "You came from the sky, and the bird came from the sky!"

Xiangyang: ...

Xiang Yang patted the table angrily, "Is this the point! The point is that I want you to do something!"

"Oh!" Seeing that Xiang Yang was angry, Zhensha hurriedly responded.Anyway, you look good and you are reasonable.How silly I thought.

Xiang Yang took out a piece of paper folded squarely from the hidden compartment of his sleeve and spread it on the table. The densely packed characters on it hurt his eyes.

Xiang Yang didn't have time to say anything, so silly he suddenly pointed at the piece of paper and shouted: "Ah! So you are my wife!"

How stupid to think of his grandfather's last words when he was dying.At that time, his grandfather told him that in the future, someone would come to him with three sheets of paper full of writing. If he came, he must treat that person well, because he was his noble person.

At that time, he was crying so stupidly that he asked his grandfather, what is a nobleman?

His grandfather thought about it for a while, and said, for example, after I married your grandma, life at home has become better and better and richer. Your grandma is my noble person, understand?

Really silly nod.

Grandma is the noble person of grandpa.

Grandma is also grandpa's daughter-in-law.

Therefore, nobleman = daughter-in-law.

Really stupidly retelling what his grandfather said to Xiang Yang, but because his brain is limited, what he retells is the part he understands, which is the perfect syllogism deduced above.

Xiangyang: ...

So the person in front of me is stupid not because he was scared by himself but because of their family inheritance!There is such a miraculous mentally handicapped grandpa and grandson, how smart can they be!fall!

Xiang Yang gritted his teeth: "I! No! Yes! You! Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law! You can see clearly that I have no breasts and I am a man!" Xiang Yang said while taking off the dirty coat outside, and stretched it out. A semi-see-through outfit for Zhensha to see his breasts.

The silly nosebleed came down again.

Xiang Yang put on his coat resignedly.

Really silly wiping his nosebleed in a hurry, while explaining: "But, but you gave me a piece of paper. My grandfather said that only my wife would come to me with a piece of paper."

Xiang Yang suddenly had the urge to rush to the underworld to drag his grandfather out and beat him to death again.etc!Xiang Yang's head flashed, and he clapped his hands—suddenly he smiled.

Xiang Yang smiled so hard that his eyes were crooked, and he hooked his fingers towards Zhen Sha: "If I were your wife, would you listen to me carefully?"

Zhensha was so silly that he laughed so hard that one of his two souls almost went away, and he nodded blankly.

Xiang Yang lowered his head and counted, the imperial examinations are held every three years, and the latest rural examination will be at the end of next month. Now it will take about a month to complete the calculations, and it should be enough to write a paper silently.