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Xiang Yang went back to Binming Mountain in a dull mood, and turned into a sunflower leaning against the banyan tree.That drooping look doesn't look like a sunflower at all, it looks like a sunflower.

The banyan tree spirit got out from the real body and asked him, "What's wrong?"

Xiang Yang said sullenly, "Leave me alone, I want to be quiet."

The banyan tree spirit asked, "Did you get into trouble again?"

Xiang Yang turned his face away and said, "I examine myself three times a day."

Banyan Tree Jing said smoothly: "Do you cause trouble? Do you commit crimes? Do you want to die?"

Xiangyang: ...

Xiang Yang said, "You go."

The banyan tree spirit couldn't deny it, just about to turn around, Xiang Yang stopped him again and asked:

"You say, am I a bad person?"

The banyan tree spirit thought for a while and said, "You are not bad, there are many monsters worse than you on this mountain."

"But I always do wrong things." Xiang Yang said sadly.

Banyan thought carefully, you finally know that you always do wrong things, so there is still hope.

"That's the wrong way of doing things."

Xiang Yang Qiqi Ai Ai: "Just now I asked Zhensha to copy the paper, but he was a bit slow in copying, so I scolded him and ran away."

The banyan tree spirit looked helpless: "You are just too impatient, and you don't think about everything. I guess you must have scolded him without asking why he wrote slowly, right?"

Xiang Yang nodded while holding a huge flower crown.

Banyan Tree Spirit: ...

The banyan tree spirit said: "You act like a human being to me, teaching a lesson to a flower, I always feel like a mentally retarded..."

Xiang Yang turned into a human again with a "whoosh" and stood in front of the old tree spirit.

With red lips and white teeth, thin skin and tender flesh, and a well-behaved appearance, no one would have the heart to reprimand him.

The banyan tree spirit who endured the reprimand suddenly felt that he was as bad as the black wind old demon.

What a sad fact.

The banyan tree spirit said: "You frightened him into a fool. You owe him half your life and still don't know how to control your temper. You are just like your second uncle. You should be thankful that the child is kind. Now go back and apologize to him. , If you have something to say, don’t swear at every turn, after reading so many verses, you will become a curse word!”

Xiang Yang lowered his head and looked at his feet, "I can't control myself, every time I feel impulsive, I do it before I think about my body."

The banyan tree spirit thought for a while and said, "Well, you set a forbidden speech for yourself, and when you feel impulsive, you make a friendly gesture, so that even if you say something hurtful, it will be expressed by the gesture. The meaning is different, and it makes people think that you are joking."

Xiangyang's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Hey! This method is good! Why didn't I think of it, old tree spirit, thank you~ I knew it was right to come to you every time I had a problem!" With a big hug from the banyan tree spirit, the old man staggered.

Suddenly, Xiang Yang yelled again, "I thought of it! In the future, if I want to swear or hit someone, I will rush up and give him a hug. Then it will be fine!"

Xiang Yang was very satisfied that he came up with such a brilliant trick.