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As the saying goes, you will have to pay back sooner or later.

After nine years of Xiangyang's work, he finally fell on the threshold of attaining Taoism and immortality.

"So, it means that because of that kid's Fulu for decades, my 290 years of cultivation will be abolished, right?"

Under the big banyan tree, a young man in a bright yellow double-breasted gown glared at an old man with white hair and eyebrows.

"Well, you can think so."

The banyan tree spirit, who was forcibly pulled out of the tree to answer questions, answered honestly.

"I fucked his uncle!"

Xiang Yang was so angry that he vomited blood, and cursed: "Can I be blamed for this? I didn't intend to scare him. You said that he was flooded. He is a kid who doesn't go up the mountain and hide in the village. He is rushing to reincarnate. Is it? You said that it’s fine if you’re scared to death, and I deserve it! Now I’m so scared that I’m a fool, what do you want me to do?! What should I do? Give him another brain!”

The banyan tree spirit tremblingly took out a handkerchief from his arms and wiped the spittle on his face, complaining in his heart: You didn't do anything wrong, it was me who did it, and I actually knew you...

"Don't worry, it's not impossible to solve this." Seeing that Xiang Yang had a faint tendency to go berserk, the banyan tree spirit quickly comforted him.

"What?!" Xiang Yang came back to his senses, and quickly asked: "How to solve it? Say it quickly!"

The banyan tree spirit stroked his slender white beard, opened his small eyes and glanced at Xiang Yang, and said slowly: "This is actually not difficult to say. That child is originally smart, but because you scared him back then, One of the three souls is lost, I just calculated, and the lost soul is in the underworld, you go and get his soul and return it to him, it will be fine."

"Going to the underworld? What's the difference between I, a sunflower spirit, running there and going to die?" Xiang Yang's eyes widened.What a joke, he wished he could spend twelve hours a day orbiting the sun, and go to a dark place like the underworld... Just thinking about Xiang Yang, he shuddered, "This is absolutely not possible!"

"Really can not?"

"Absolutely not!"

Xiang Yang categorically refused, and after a while, with a sad face, he shook the banyan tree spirit's sleeve and said, "Old tree spirit, is there any other way? I really can't do this!"

The banyan tree spirit was shaken dizzily, "stop, stop, stop! I said, that child is destined for high school in the third exam, but now you are frightened and foolish. He couldn't pass the imperial examination, so he changed his fate and couldn't enjoy the blessing. So, as long as you can help him take the third exam and help him become an official, then his life's fortune, fortune, and longevity will be considered complete, so you won't be considered as tampering with his fate, and the calamity will naturally be solved... "

Before he finished listening to the words, Xiang Yang clapped his hands and said joyfully, "That's the truth! Old Tree Spirit, you're still thinking about it. Hey, it's not too late. I'll go find him now and let him take the imperial examination." As he said that, he wanted to leave after rubbing oil on the soles of his feet.

The banyan tree spirit quickly stopped him, "Wait, you can't help him take the imperial examination!"

"Why not?"

"If goblins can take the imperial examination, the mortal world will be in chaos! So..."

"Ah!" Xiang Yang shouted, "Then what should I do? If I don't help him take the exam, he will definitely fail in the way he is now, so I still won't survive the catastrophe!"

"You should let me finish talking first..." The banyan tree spirit looked gloomy. He was old and couldn't keep up with Xiang Yang's frightened temperament.

"Speak quickly!"

The banyan tree spirit said slowly: "Although that child has lost his soul, he is not unreasonable. Just find the three test papers and ask him to write them silently before the test, and just write them in during the test. In this way, you are not breaking the rules, and he can fulfill his fate."

Xiangyang was elated with joy, snapped his fingers and twirled a small yellow sunflower directly on the banyan tree spirit's white hair, "Old tree spirit, thank you very much, this flower is my thank you gift, don't worry, I will give you a gift in the future." I will become an immortal, so I will definitely come to see you every day and bring you peach blossom wine!" As he spoke, he disappeared in a gust of wind.

"You..." The banyan tree spirit opened his mouth, and wanted to explain a few words to him, but who knew that he had disappeared.

"This child..." Looking into the distance, the banyan tree spirit sighed softly.