[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

"Lord Bai Lan, we have found the location of Peng Gelie and others." Kikyo stood in front of Bai Lan and reported respectfully, "No need for Ghost, please let us dispatch!"

Bai Lan slowly stuffed the cotton candy into his mouth, and he asked with a smile, "Are you ordering me?"

Kikyo was shocked, and immediately half-kneeled on the ground, lowered his head and said in a panic: "This subordinate dare not!"

"...Forget it." Bai Lan was just out of bad humor and just frightened him casually, "Since you are so proactive, then go."

"Master Bai Lan, please rest assured, this subordinate will not let you down!"

Bai Lan smiled and looked at the back of Kikyo who left confidently, her violet eyes were devoid of warmth.He thought, although Little Platycodon's strength is not bad, but if it really fights, it may still be inferior to Peng Gelie, who has a lot of cards.

Anyway, no matter whether it is victory or defeat, in Bai Lan's eyes, the ending of the six hanging flowers has been doomed from the very beginning.

As for Pengo Lie, they had already ordered countless waxes for Bai Lan in their hearts.Sawada Tsunayoshi is taught that life is worse than death every day, but as long as he thinks about Bai Lan-this kid who is 100% going to die a thousand times worse than him, he can laugh out loud even in his dreams.

That's right, after experiencing the vicissitudes of life, the future leader of Peng Gelie finally passed away on the evolutionary path of white cutting black!

On the other hand, Dazai Osamu is almost stuck with Uchiha Sasuke now.Uchiha Sasuke looked at him, and sighed: "Mr. Dazai, can't you?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head desperately: "I never dared to underestimate the destructive power of my old colleagues. I am not the same as you, Sasuke-kun. I am a delicate flower that needs careful care."

Mori Ogai, who was drinking tea, coughed suddenly: "Chuya, please give me a piece of paper."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Okay, leader."

He can understand it, but the leader must not know that Osamu Dazai has made great progress during this period of time-especially in terms of thickness of skin. In the past, Nakahara Chuya was willing to bow down, but now, it is simply daunting!

While they were chatting with visitors from another world, Tsunayoshi Sawada and his guardians outside met Liu Diaohua on a narrow road. Reborn suddenly got up from his seat: "We should go!"

The gate of the underground base opened slowly, and a group of people strolled out of the passage in an unrestrained manner, with relaxed expressions and no signs of nervousness at all.

#Here should be equipped with bgm: Superstar in troubled times#

However, the two black horses in Hong Kong and the uniform suits and leather shoes of Peng Gelie's internal staff always make Uchiha Sasuke and others from the ninja world feel... very out of place.

#何少者 bgm: We are not the same#

As the saying goes, it's better to come early than coincidentally. When they rushed to the battlefield, they just happened to hit Ghost's debut.Everyone understands that the so-called Ghost is exactly the same as Bai Lan from the outside.

...It's just that it's the naked kind.

Ogai Mori and Chuya Nakahara: "..."

The two leaders who thought they were well-informed and in high positions remained calm, but the people below them didn't have so many scruples.

For example, Akutagawa No. [-] and Akutagawa No. [-] reached a consensus for the first time in their views on Ghost:

"It's vulgar!"

Uzumaki Naruto, who has practiced a certain magical technique to perfection: "Ah, this is... a sex-changing version of sex surgery?"

Not only that, but he also thought about it seriously with the spirit of studying academics: "So, I can improve the sex technique from this aspect, making it a true S-class that is suitable for all ages. Ninjutsu!"

The young Uchiha Sasuke standing next to him immediately showed a disgusted expression of "I don't know this guy".

Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, and stood behind the adult Uchiha Sasuke expressionlessly: "Sasuke-kun, I'm blind, please block it for me."

Uchiha Sasuke: "So, wouldn't I be blind?"

Mr. Dazai, won't your conscience ache?

Osamu Dazai proved with facts that he has no such thing as a conscience.After hearing the man's question, he looked over with a very surprised expression: "How is it possible? Sasuke-kun, don't you already have an eternal kaleidoscope? The reincarnation eye is still blind?"

The two brothers of the Uchiha family: "..." I can't refute what I said.

Fortunately, Sawada Tsunayoshi went out and quickly absorbed the flames of Ghost, saving everyone from the crisis of blindness.But before Sawada Tsunayoshi could heave a sigh of relief, he heard a burst of laughter from the sky, and Bai Lan flapped his huge white wings and fell from the sky.

Osamu Dazai complained precisely: "Birdman."

The original very chic landing action almost turned into the scene of a car accident, but Bai Lan is worthy of being Bai Lan, and immediately adjusted the expression on his face. He pretended not to hear anything, looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi as if nothing had happened, and said with a smile: "Gangji-kun, you're quite capable."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Dazai Osamu over there again, and his eyes swept over Mori Ogai and others beside him.Those eyes that seemed to have been poisoned like a poisonous snake or a wild wolf made everyone frown fiercely.

"And, long time no see, Dazai~" Bailan opened her arms exaggeratedly, and said enthusiastically, "Are these all your friends from another world? It's amazing!"

He laughed loudly: "Maybe you don't know Dazai? When you stayed in Mirufiore before, my subordinates were not idle at all. The space-time fluctuations you carry are the most important thing for us. Good parsing material - and while it's been a while, it's great that you're bringing so many people on board!"

He said two "really great" in a row, and the excitement in his heart was beyond words.In this regard, Osamu Dazai said that he can understand it very well.

After all, it's not easy being a villain boss these days.Seeing that victory is in sight, before kicking people back to hell, can't they let them say a few more words to satisfy their appetite.

Osamu Dazai: I am really a thoughtful and kind little clever ghost.

But Uchiha Sasuke didn't think so, he just thought this guy in white was very noisy.Noticing the look in his eyes, Osamu Dazai understood, and without further ado, he began to summon——

Of course, under Osamu Dazai's strong request, this time there will be one for one, instead of buying one and getting three free.You know, the three generals are not the same as Mori Ogai and the others. They have missions abroad and roam around in the seas of the New World, so they don't see each other often.

Therefore, if he wanted to gather the three of them, Osamu Dazai thought about it, and he might have to face more than half of the lieutenant generals directly under the Navy headquarters.

If luck is a little bit worse, it is very possible to bring along Sengoku and Karp.

This is too hardcore, Uchiha Sasuke strongly stated that he drives Gundam... Ah no, Susano can't stand it.

proceed if you can!

A flash of white light flashed, and three...four...a total of five people appeared in the open space in front of them!

Uchiha Sasuke's expression was blank for a moment, and he asked with great difficulty: "Mr. Dazai, you..."

Why did you summon the two of them together with the admiral!

Akainu, who hadn't figured out the situation yet, saw the familiar face next to him, immediately flew into a rage, and swung a lava fist without hesitation——

He roared, "Dragon! How dare you appear before me!"

The dragon's reaction was not slow at all, he jumped back easily, and avoided this menacing fist.

A hurricane blew up out of nowhere.The sky and the earth are filled with flying sand and rocks, and the dust is flying everywhere, not to mention the madness.

The wind is also mixed with Sabo's burning flames.Huang Yuan sighed: "It's scary, Revolutionary Army. Then again, where is this place? Also, Kuzan, why are you here?"

Aokiji, who has left the navy and joined Blackbeard: "...I want to know too."

Of these two, one pursues lazy justice, and the other represents ambiguous justice. Although they have parted ways, they still have the same friendship as colleagues.Before a specific order was issued, Kizaru was too lazy to do the thankless thing of arresting Kuzan, and he was not as paranoid as Sakaski.

Logically speaking, this tentative confrontation should have come to an end soon. Whether it is the Navy or the Revolutionary Army, even if they want to start a war, they must first understand the current situation.

But why is there a Bailan next to it?

As the person who was supposed to be the final boss, but now he has been reduced to being ignored by others, and even took the role of the scene... Bai Lan said that he was very angry.

After jumping out of this world line by chance, his strength has indeed far exceeded the level of the top powerhouses in thousands of parallel worlds.And this also gave him the inflated confidence to crush the audience one-to-many.

The Mare ring in his hand flickered slightly, and an extremely powerful flame instantly swept across the audience.Sabo, who was concentrating on burning Akainu to death, raised his head suddenly, and said in surprise: "Mr. Long, is this the albino version of the burning fruit?"

Long: "..." The albino version of God TM.

However, Bai Lan's actions also made everyone's vision clear again.Sabo finally noticed Osamu Dazai who was standing not far away, and he waved: "Mr. Dazai, long time no see!"

Osamu Dazai smiled, and he was in a good mood when he saw Sabo: "Long time no see, Sabo, Dragon."

The dragon nodded to him too.Originally, Akutagawa didn't care about these things, but who told the fire juggler over there to say something more: "Mr. Dazai, you haven't come to teach me for a long time!"

Akutagawa: Huh? ? ? ?

First, with 12 grievances, he glanced at Osamu Dazai with an unchanged expression in disbelief. The emotion in his eyes can be translated as "Mr. Dazai, why do you have other cubs outside", "Where am I?" Not as good as him" and a series of heartbreaks like being betrayed.Here, Akutagawa should send a song "You Smell His Perfume" to express his comfort.

But soon, Akutagawa stared at the dazed Sabo with fierce eyes as if he was going to swallow people alive, and Rashomon was ready to go!

At this time, Akainu also noticed Dazai and Aokiji over there, but before he had time to speak, Bailan could no longer bear to be ignored.He summoned the white dragon, and took the lead in attacking the most arrogant red dog on the field——

Osamu Dazai: "...Oh hoo."

Bai Lan is a friend, right?Must be!

Sure enough, the next second, Akaken said coldly:

"Meteor Volcano!"

Huge lava fists hit the sky, and countless fiery magma rains fell from the sky.In an instant, the sky and the earth were ablaze with flames.

Qingzhi was speechless for a while.Yellow Ape shouted: "Isn't it? Sakaski, you opened the car as soon as you came up?!"

Akaken roared: "Look here, it's either a traitor, a revolutionary army, or a lawbreaker. Do I need to hold back?"

The 1.6-meter Hong Kong gang leader laughed loudly: "No, you missed one more, black hand gang!"

With an eager expression on his face, he threw his coat to Jin Dao and said, "Don't let me stop until I have a good time!"

Tsushima caught it in a hurry, and just about to raise his head to call him, he found that this crazy guy had already turned dirty, rushed over and directly hit Akainu!

Since the leader took the lead, the two subordinates must follow suit.Uzumaki Naruto looked eagerly: "Nine Lamas, let's play with that bird man, I also want to discuss with him how to improve the sex technique!"

Nine tails: "I'll pretend I didn't hear the second half of the sentence, but the first half is fine! The old man has held back for a long time!"

Mori Ogai looked at the few people who were fighting fiercely, and said slowly: "Chuya, Akutagawa, don't

It can make people think that we are gone.go. "

"Yes, chief!"

Akutagawa and Zhongya responded immediately, turned around and rushed out almost at the same time.But one is rushing towards Bailan-this is Nakahara Chuya; the other is rushing towards Akainu, halfway Rashomon turned to Sabo-this is Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Akutagawa: Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.Let's fight!

Osamu Dazai looked at them in amazement: "The two Chuyas are open at the same time... What a grand sight."

Uchiha Itachi, who wanted to repay his kindness, had completely lost his bottom line. He asked softly, "Mr. Dazai, do you want to see three Susanoos?"

Sasuke Uchiha x2: My dear brother!

Osamu Dazai laughed loudly: "Okay, okay!"

So, Uchiha Itachi looked at his two younger brothers and smiled without saying a word.

"..."

1 minute later.Three giants wrapped in faint blue flames rose from the ground.

The scene was brilliant, and it can be said that the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers.

"Ice Age!"

"Wind escape spiral shuriken!"

"Rashomon—jaw of the prison gate!"

"fire punch!"

"Bachi Qionggou Yu!"

"Woooooo Alice sauce, help me!"

...Sorry, it seems that something got in by accident.

All in all, the battle was very intense.Tsushima watched the group of gods fighting in fear, he hid behind Osamu Dazai tremblingly, and looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada with a compassionate expression of "I know it's not easy for you, let me help you out", With one XBURNER, Bai Lan, who was hanged up and beaten repeatedly by everyone to the point of doubting her life, was sent to heaven.

No, in his words, it was probably hell.

After everything settled, Osamu Dazai turned his head, looked at him and asked with a smile, "What's the matter, Shuji-kun?"

Tsushima: "...No, nothing. Just thinking, it's nice to be alive, really."

The people in Yokohama knew nothing about this fierce battle that took place in another world.

Today's Hong Kong and Heilongjiang is still a day of calm.

Because the leader had given special instructions before, even if he and several cadres disappeared for several days, Hong Kong and Heilongjiang were still operating in an orderly manner.But even Oda Sakunosuke, who is a low-level employee, knows that if they don't show up again, this superficial tranquility won't last for a few days.

There wasn't much work in the afternoon, so he thought about it and went to the flower shop, but in the end he just bought some fruit on the side of the road, not even a fruit basket.

He thought, probably because the fruit basket looks good, but the actual taste is not very good?

Carrying the plastic bag, he walked to the hospital, walked familiarly all the way to the top floor, and walked into the ward guarded by men in black.

He was able to come in thanks to Ango's efforts.

The ward was very clean and very quiet, Odasaku could only hear the beeping of the ECG monitor.He looked down at the black-haired young man lying on the bed wearing a respirator. It was almost half a year, and Dazai was still the same, motionless.

His eyes were closed tightly, his face was pale, his limbs were covered with bandages, and his already thin body became even more emaciated due to being bedridden for more than half a year. It seemed that he was extremely weak.

But Oda Sakunosuke's mood was unexpectedly peaceful.

He opened the drawer at the head of the bed, took out a book from it, found a stool and sat by the bed, turned to the place he saw last time, and continued to read it seriously.

He was very absorbed in watching, and before he knew it, several hours had passed.The long sound of the siren at the distant port dragged him back to Mr. Oda from the plot in the book, Odasaku raised his head, and inadvertently met the pair of iris-colored eyes with a little smile.

He blinked and smiled.

"When did you come back, Dazai?" he asked.

Oda Saku didn't use the word "wake up", but "come back".

Lying on the hospital bed, the black-haired young man who could barely move his neck and up tilted his head to look at him, and said softly, "Just now."

His voice was low and slightly hoarse, and the water vapor he exhaled blurred the inner wall of the respirator, making his expression blurry for a while.

The fingers on the snow-white quilt moved indiscernibly, and he said with difficulty: "Oda Zuo, please...help me pull the curtain."

"Curtains? Oh, good."

Odasaku stood up, put down the book, walked to the window, stretched out his hand and pulled it hard.

It was evening at this time, the sun was setting in the sky, and the sunset glow was boundless.

The originally pale and cold ward was also stained with the brilliant colors of Huoshaoyun.

With the help of Oda Saku, the black-haired young man slowly propped himself up, leaned on the pillow, and stared at the sky outside the window in a daze, as if orange-red flames were beating in his eyes.

Odasaku looked at him and asked curiously, "What are you thinking, Dazai?"

The black-haired young man was silent for a moment, a faint smile appeared on his face.

"Odasaku," he said slowly, looking at the pier in Yokohama in the distance, "I suddenly realized that I am really..."

"I love this world so much."

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*End of this article*

The author has something to say: The last sentence is excerpted from Dazai Osamu's "Female Apprentice", which is also my original intention for writing this article.

And, it's over!Look, Chapter 88, no more, no less, how auspicious!

Although this article started with a drama, it soon went away on the road of sand sculpture, but it is also a very happy thing to bring everyone joy.As for the change of writing style, the author is constantly exploring the writing method that suits me. Judging from everyone's response, I may...have more potential for sand sculpture?

All in all, the next book I want to try to be original, write a magical story about the author of a web article being overturned by the protagonist (but the prototype is really not myself hhh). right~

Finally, thank you for your company along the way!love you forever~

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

8 bottles of night hidden; 5 bottles of passing meow sauce, twilight will dawn;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!