[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

Under the strong request of the two children Yiping and Lanbo, as well as Osamu Dazai, an overage child, Reborn contacted Pengelie's headquarters and arranged a "wonderful" Italian-style tour.

Ps: The cost of this trip will be fully reimbursed by the future Pengele tenth generation.

"Why!" Tsunayoshi Sawada cried with a mournful face, "Why did I have to carry a pile of debts before I took office! And I was doing my homework in Pengo Li's headquarters, Reborn, you guys came out to play, and you still paid for it. If you want me to pay, how can there be such a reason in the world?!"

"Isn't that what it is now?"

"Reborn!"

"Okay, Tsuna Yoshi-kun, don't worry, Pengo Lie is very rich." Osamu Dazai comforted him, "And if you become the leader, won't Italy follow you then? It's not bad for one or two chances La."

"I don't want to be a leader, okay?" Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed, "But you didn't lie to me?"

"Of course, it's a veteran family after all, the world's largest mafia. How could it be possible that they have no money." The black-haired baby replied calmly.But he still didn't say a word: It's true that Pengo Lie made a lot of money, but look at the group of natural disaster demolition brigades under Sawada Tsunayoshi, plus a Balian-then the time will be more profitable. Too much, I am afraid I will not be able to make ends meet.

However, it is impossible for the current Sawada Tsunayoshi to think of these things.

Osamu Dazai, who felt that he was not lying, quickly left the lonely future Vongola [-]th generation with peace of mind, and visited the Vongola headquarters under Reborn's explanation.

On the corridors of the ancient castle, there are precious oil paintings from the end of the last century. The dim candlelight illuminates the dark red carpet under the feet, and also illuminates the murderous armored knights on both sides.This scene, like a horror movie, frightened the two little ones, Lan Bo and Yiping, hugging each other and trembling.

"Vongola's headquarters has a long history. Every inch of the castle is covered with the blood of ancestors. According to legend, every midnight, there will be ghosts, looking for creatures in the castle, and bringing them to the castle. Pulled into the endless abyss..."

A gloomy and hoarse narration sounded.

"Wow ah ah ah-"

Lan Bo jumped up, crying wildly, and rushed out without looking back.Yiping was also taken aback, but he calmed down quickly, and looked at Reborn in vampire costume reproachfully: "Reborn, scary!"

Reborn looked at her with an innocent face: "The first half is the truth, as for the second half, I also said, it's just a legend."

"...so if you round it up, what you said is the truth." Osamu Dazai looked thoughtfully at the direction of Lanbo's escape. If he remembered correctly, he went upstairs from there and turned a corner. It seems that we have arrived at the place where Tsunayoshi-kun lives, right?Two cowards who are also afraid of ghosts get together... Well, I guess they didn't even dare to come out to use the toilet after midnight.

"It's really bad-hearted." He lit a candle for poor Gang Ji-jun in his heart.

After Lan Bo left, Reborn walked to the end of the corridor, and turned on the chandelier with a "snap". The bright crystal lamp emitted a bright warm yellow light, and the little girl Yiping was obviously relieved.

"This is Vongola's headquarters, not the castle of vampires." He blinked and said to Osamu Dazai, "There must be necessary facilities, after all, people still need to live."

Osamu Dazai thought for a moment about the headquarters building of the Port Mafia Party, and nodded in agreement.

I remember that some time ago, I didn’t know what happened. The central air conditioner in the building was broken. After a long time of investigation, the problem was found out.If it was broken in normal times, it would be broken, but the worst thing was that it happened to be summer at that time, and the inside of the whole building was as hot as a steamer.

During that period of time, all the staff from top to bottom of Hong Kong and Heilongjiang suddenly loved and dedicated themselves to their jobs, and the supply of overseas assignments was in short supply.But no matter what, the headquarters still has to send someone to stay behind.

Zhong was also tricked by him and had to stay in the building for two days. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore and rushed to the street to settle accounts with him.And after the two of them almost blow up a street, they were very speechless in an air-conditioned McDonald's... Uh, they found Mr. Sen who was working.

Fortunately, the air conditioner was repaired that night, otherwise, in a few days, McDonald's would probably become the next new headquarters of the Port Mafia.Think about it, a group of gangster cadres and leaders are sitting in McDonald's, eating fried chicken, dipping in French fries, and planning to kill so and so...

The picture is too beautiful to bear to imagine.

Osamu Dazai cleared his throat and brought back the thoughts that were about to run to the other side of the world.But when he came back to his senses, he found that there was no one beside him.

The little baby in a black coat stood alone in the empty corridor, looking at the white gift box that suddenly appeared in front of him, he couldn't help frowning slightly, but then relaxed again, showing an interested smile.

Illusion?Or something else?

Kind of interesting.

Osamu Dazai walked over, pulled the ribbon, and opened the box.

A puppet jumped out of the box and began to blow the trumpet tick-tock.Osamu Dazai, who had been prepared for a long time, was not frightened. Instead, he lowered his head and carefully observed the puppet's appearance.

It looks like... Pinocchio?

"Oh!"

The puppet suddenly exploded from the inside, caught off guard, and the black-haired baby was submerged in a cloud of pink smoke, and when the smoke dissipated, his figure disappeared into this deserted corridor.

After an unknown amount of time, Osamu Dazai slowly opened his eyes.

There is a bright white in front of my eyes.Spotless, white and spotless, white enough to dazzle the eye.

With a splitting headache, he raised his hand and wanted to rub his temples, but found that he had changed back to his original adult appearance at some point.He looked thoughtfully at the back of his hand, with well-defined knuckles, slender and fair, then turned his eyes to the white hair leaning against the edge of the coffin and staring at him with a smile, and asked politely: "Excuse me, where is this? "

If I remember correctly, he was in Vengley's castle before, right?Why did he close and open his eyes, and he was lying in the coffin like a living person?

Moreover, it was still a coffin filled with flowers.

It's vulgar, Osamu Dazai thought, but if the person who did this is the white hair in front of him, it's not only vulgar, but disgusting - he doesn't like being treated as a Sleeping Beauty by men!

The white hair didn't answer his question, but just glanced at him, nodded and said, "Sure enough, Mr. Dazai, white is more suitable for you."

Osamu Dazai looked down at the white suit on his body, and his first reaction was "Oh, this is a bit like the one I wore in the navy before", and then, the goosebumps all over his body stood up and danced at the same time: "The clothes you changed for me? !"

"Of course not," the white hair said, "I specially asked a beautiful lady to help."

Osamu Dazai let out a long and relaxed breath at first, and then suddenly panicked: "Then, didn't she see me too? No, she will be responsible for me! Where is she now? What's her name? I'm going to find him !"

Bai Mao smiled: "Her words are already dead."

In a spacious room covered with a sea of ​​white flowers, a white-haired young man in a white uniform held his chin and smiled innocently: "Mr. Dazai, do you like it? I prepared this specially for you."

Osamu Dazai looked at him expressionlessly, but under this compelling gaze, the white-haired young man's smile remained unchanged.after a while

Finally, Osamu Dazai spoke again: "You know me?"

"Yes~"

"But I don't know you."

"It's okay, we can get to know each other again," he introduced himself with a smile, "I'm Bailan, Bailan Jiesuo, please remember it well this time, and don't forget it again."

"I don't think it's necessary to remember," Osamu Dazai said indifferently, "You kidnapped me here with great fanfare, what's your business?"

"How can this be called kidnapping, Mr. Dazai, I just

It's been a long time, so I just wanted to invite you over as a guest. "

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips, and said sarcastically, "It turns out that the custom here is to put the guests in a coffin after being unconscious as a 'guest'? I'm sorry, I have really learned a lot today."

Bai Lan was not angry, but straightened up and snapped her fingers—Osamu Dazai noticed the pigeon egg in his hand keenly—then, a maid came in from the door pushing a cart.On the trolley, there are all kinds of fruits, hot dishes, desserts, soups, Japanese and Western styles, which can be regarded as a very luxurious meal.

"Mr. Dazai, you must be hungry right now." Bai Lan said lightly, "How about eating first? There is a lot of time, this time, we can take our time."

When he said the words "take your time", he deliberately slowed down his speech, and his eyes were meaningful.

Osamu Dazai watched him and the maid walk out of the room together with a strange expression, and after a while, he said to himself: "What kind of bad script is this going to be?"

He really doesn't know this white hair!

Osamu Dazai crawled out of the coffin slowly, and stepped on the sea of ​​flowers with his bare feet.The floor of the whole house is covered with white camellias, and the flower language of white camellias has two meanings, one represents "innocence" and the other is "how can you underestimate my love".

"Innocence? Love?" The black-haired young man bent down and picked up a brightly blooming white camellia from the ground. Normal human emotion...is hilarious."

On the other side, in Mirufiore's office, Bai Lan was leaning on the soft back of the chair, and the pen was spinning rapidly between her fingers.He looked at the black-haired young man standing barefoot in the room on the monitor, looking around, his violet eyes narrowed slightly, the corner of his mouth raised in an extremely small arc, his expression was half a smile, not a smile.

He doesn't like fighting unprepared.But only when facing this person, no matter how many counter-attacks are prepared, even if the pre-emptive strike has the upper hand, Bai Lan is still not 100% sure of winning.

This feeling disgusted him, but it also made him eager to try it—after ruling countless parallel worlds and clearing countless similar games, Bai Lan hadn't felt this way for a long time.

Everything in the world must have a source, even a wandering traveler will one day set foot on his way home.Of course Osamu Dazai is no exception, and what Bai Lan wants is the opportunity to jump out of thousands of parallel worlds that he represents.

He was tired of fighting with Pengo Lie again and again, and ushered in the destined victory again and again.What he wants is more innovative adventures!

"Finally found you," the white-haired young man closed his eyes, raised his head, and said softly, "Let's play a game, if we bet, it's our own world, how about it?"

"Dazai... Teacher."

The author has something to say: As I said before, Hokage was not the first world he arrived in. This evil man is merciful (crossed out) everywhere to accept disciples everywhere.However, accepting apprentices was a pleasure for a while, and afterward, retribution came.

Dazai: Although, it is impossible to overturn the car, and it is impossible to overturn the car in this life!The old driver of Qiu Mingshan never gives up!

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of Silent Night; 1 bottle of Fafa and Fengxue;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!