[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

Yokohama, port.

"Take care, Dazai~" Tsushima waved the small handkerchief tearfully, "If there is still a chance, I must come again!"

"...Don't be like this, you're frustrated." Osamu Dazai disliked his little handkerchief, "And if there are no accidents, there should be no such opportunity."

Tsushima: "..."

You are really upright.

He sighed: "Dazai, isn't it common sense to say a few words 'see you again by fate' when we part, you, too..." But he laughed to himself while talking: "Forget it, then I wish you the best of luck. And, it was a real pleasure to meet you."

"So, why did it become a sensational theater again?" Osamu Dazai was a little helpless.

At the port in the early morning, two youths who were dressed differently but had the same body and face stood facing each other like twins. After a while, one of the youths in a black coat suddenly took a step forward and gave the other a short and quick blow. hug.

"I usually don't hug men," Osamu Dazai winked playfully at Tsushima who was stunned by his actions, "However, if you want me to make an exception once."

His body gradually became transparent, and it was time to part.

"Goodbye, Xiuzhi-kun, you must become a famous writer, if there is a new book," Osamu Dazai paused, and said with a smile, "then burn it to me, maybe I can receive it. "

Tsushima: "..."

Should it be said that it is Dazai?This is really... a very fresh and refined way of saying goodbye.

Osamu Dazai has already greeted Miss Witch in advance this time, no matter what, absolutely absolutely—absolutely never appear in a situation where you don’t even have a body anymore!Being able to run, jump and make trouble is the bottom line!

"Okay," Miss Witch immediately agreed, "Don't worry, you can run and jump, right? It's just a small request, and I will definitely do it!"

"..." An ominous premonition.

The consequence of reassuring too early is that Osamu Dazai, who was standing outside the shopping mall, stared at his current appearance in the mirror, and gave the full-length mirror in front of him a hard kick with a blank expression—however, the mirror did not fall, and he fell on his ass pier.

That's right, he can indeed run, jump and make trouble now, but the question is, why does he look like a baby?

Is this TM doing a human thing? !

The black-haired baby with two heads was wearing a small black suit. The black overcoat was spread out in a small fan shape on the ground, and a transparent pacifier was hanging on the chest.He pursed his mouth and sat on the ground angrily. His pink and tender face made people want to pinch him just by looking at it.The pain stimulated the baby's undeveloped lacrimal glands, and the teary little expression really made the more he cried, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, the cuter he was——

A group of European and American women who were shopping on the street suddenly became pregnant, and gathered around to ask their relatives:

"Little baby, where are your parents? Did they get separated by accident?"

"Yeah, and why are you wearing bandages? Are you injured?"

"It should be a tourist, and the parents are too irresponsible. I want to call the police! Baby, can you tell me where your home is?"

And this black-haired baby, under their enthusiastic concern, has been sitting there without saying a word, sulking to himself.

Dazai is angry, Dazai doesn't want to talk, hum!

"Don't cry, come on, Auntie will give you a kiss!"

Osamu Dazai immediately sat up in shock from his dying illness, and shook his head frantically at this 36D thick European and American aunt: "No no no no no I really don't need comfort! Thank you! Thank you very much!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he wanted to die again, what kind of whining and milky voice is this!

He tried his best to break free from the embrace of this enthusiastic aunt, and fell to the ground with a "slap", and the small black coat draped over his shoulders spread out in the wind. This too dangerous movement immediately caused a burst of exclamation from the surrounding crowd.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai thought, probably just because he just came to this world, his body was a little uncomfortable.Now it seems that the power contained in this baby's body is not smaller than his original one, and it may even be even better.

With the basic guarantee of survival, Osamu Dazai finally showed a little joy.Since the appearance can no longer be changed, it is better to let it be as it is——

Someone who has no lower limit raised his head, raised a cute and pink face, blinked his big iris eyes, and asked in a childish voice, "Auntie, where is this?"

Osamu Dazai heard that they were speaking Italian. Fortunately, he had learned a little bit before, and he barely had any problems communicating.But I just don't know which region of Italy this is...

"This is Sicily," a younger woman laughed. "Honey, where are you from?"

"Japan~" the soft and glutinous voice replied cheerfully.

The sound caused another cry from the women: "It's so cute!"

"Then, that's it," the black-haired baby cleared his throat pretending to be mature, "I'm not lost, my family is still waiting for me, goodbye, sisters!"

As he spoke, he waved vigorously at them, and ran away with his short legs.Leaving a crowd of onlookers overwhelmed by cuteness, immersed in deep narcissism and unable to extricate themselves: "Oh, God, this is simply an angel!"

... No, in fact, it is impossible to be an angel, and it is more or less a little devil.

Osamu Dazai quickly figured out the basic situation in this world, probably because Miss Witch herself had a guilty conscience, so she left him a large sum of money—in Sicily, as long as you have money, it is equivalent to a paradise open to you the door.What's more, he also discovered that his baby's appearance seemed to be more intimidating to certain groups of people than a burly man.

"Son of the Rainbow? Well, interesting."

That night, the black-haired baby sat on a chair at the bar counter, looked down at the information he bought, and said to the bartender without looking up: "Have a Martini."

The bartender glanced at him and said nothing.

Half a minute later, he placed a glass of milk on the bar.

...and still hot.

Osamu Dazai was angry: "What I want is wine, not milk!"

"This shop does not provide baby alcohol products." The man wiped the glass and replied casually, "Little baby, please drink milk for me obediently. Drink more milk to grow taller, otherwise be careful that you will never exceed 1.6 when you grow up." Mi. Then again, what about your grown-ups? It’s fine to bring the baby to the bar, and he didn’t know where he ran, so he’s really big-hearted.”

"Thank you, but you don't need to worry about my height. No matter what, I can definitely grow up to 1.8 meters!"

Isn't he good at middle school?

Osamu Dazai looked at him suspiciously, but the baby's big eyes didn't have any deterrent power at all, there were only cute and cute, "Besides, I'm not the kind of baby who needs adults to coax and feed you sweets !"

"Oh, so it's possible that you are the child of the rainbow...you really are?!" The man casually glanced over, but suddenly saw the transparent pacifier hanging on Osamu Dazai's chest, and was immediately taken aback.But soon, he was puzzled again: "No, Rainbow Son's pacifier is colored, what's the matter with your transparent one?"

"Knowing so much, you're the Mafia?" Osamu Dazai asked him, dragging his chin.

The man pointed to the family emblem behind him: "This is Pengo Li's territory, who doesn't know the child of the rainbow?"

"Vongola? Oh, the biggest mafia in Italy." This Osamu Dazai is still clear, but he doesn't care about these things. His purpose now is only one——

"Are you going to tune me a Martini or not?"

The bartender looked helplessly at the extremely persistent little baby in front of him, and sighed, "Okay, I'll make it for you, anyway, judging by the way you speak, you really don't look like a child... Hey, don't sleep!"

"I can't, I'm really sleepy..."

Osamu Dazai let out a big yawn, and a sudden sleepiness swept over him.With his eyes blurred, he turned his head to look at the wall clock on the wall: "It's only 09:30, but why am I sleepy? It can't be done, the baby's routine is really annoying... Ph... Ph..."

Before he could finish his words, his eyelids drooped unconsciously, and bubbles popped out of his nose as he breathed up and down.The bartender looked at the black-haired baby sleeping in front of him, and couldn't help showing an indescribable expression on his face. He really didn't know what to say.

He thought to himself, just from this point of view, this guy really looks like Lord Reborn.

While Osamu Dazai fell asleep, the bartender put down the glass in his hand and walked out the door lightly.

He pressed the communicator behind his ear and reported the situation to his superior in a low voice: "Yes, he fell asleep... It can be confirmed that he is the Son of the Rainbow, and most of the information he asked for was about

So, but can't determine his purpose...color?The color is transparent...it's true, I've confirmed it several times! "

The air bubble on the black-haired baby's nose popped.Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, glanced at the direction of the door, and then raised the corners of his lips, showing a slightly satisfied expression—of course, it was still cute.

It looked like the fish had taken the bait.

The author has something to say: Do you know that in the new film of Boren Biography, Uncle really brought Boren back to the previous Konoha hhh I am really the emperor of prophecy