[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

For the students of Class A, Tsushima, who returned to them again, became a little different.

The most obvious manifestation is that he began to—

... run like hell.

Shangming Electric stood on the edge of the playground with his schoolbag on his back. He looked at Tsushima, who was exhausted on the playground. .”

On the side, Izuku Midoriya nodded in agreement, clenched his fist and said, "That's right, so I have to work harder!"

"Inadvertently" passing by Baohao sneered. "Anyway, no matter what, the No.1 of the sports festival will only be me." He had a confident expression on his face, "Just try your best to win the second place, come on."

He gave a word of encouragement without sincerity, but the expression and tone obviously didn't have any encouraging effect except to make people angry.Shangming Electric, who has never been used to Baohao's bad temper, immediately retorted: "First? I don't think so. After all, someone didn't get the first place in the entrance exam. This time, I guess..."

"What did you say?!"

Bakugo's expression gradually turned ferocious.

Shangming Electric pouted his neck: "Am I wrong? Look at Dazai, he is already number one and still working so hard. Look at his... er, running for his life. It's like chasing and killing him from behind, this is the real self-consciousness and desperation!"

He was sighing here, but Tsushima was running and shouting out of breath with tears streaming down his face:

"Please, please Zhongye, I really... really can't run anymore..."

"I'm... going to die!!!"

Bakugo glanced at Tsushima, who was running desperately on the playground, and stared back at Shangming Electric: "Conscious? Desperate? He is a schizophrenic bastard!"

Shangming Electric: "..."

Izuku Lvgu laughed dryly as he carried his schoolbag.

Tsushima himself didn't know the slightest about the episode that happened on the side of the playground. In fact, he was exercising so hard every day these days that he almost died when he returned to the dormitory.

It was still the same today, he was so tired that he couldn't care about anything, and he fell down on the bed covered in sweat as soon as he got back, his whole head was buzzing, his legs were as soft as noodles, and he couldn't straighten up.

However, even so, Zhong Yuanzhong was still very dissatisfied.

"Physical strength is too bad!" He scolded, "Don't you usually exercise? You just ran for less than ten laps and you've become like this. Dazai is stronger than you!"

Osamu Dazai: "...Chuya, if you have something to say, don't just involve me, OK?"

Tsushima fell headfirst into the quilt, like a salted fish that had lost its ideal.

"Ten laps!" He made a desperate voice, "One lap is 400 meters, I just ran 4000 meters in one breath!"

"So?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also very disdainful.

"So...so..." Tsushima said, losing his confidence, "so I have to continue to exercise..."

He sighed and buried his head in the quilt, as if hoping to suffocate to death.

I think he is a good young man whose future dream is to become a great writer. Why did he embark on the road of running and lifting weights to become a muscular brother?

At this moment, there were two knocks on the door outside the dormitory.

"Please come in, the door is open...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Tsushima hurriedly turned over and sat up, but he forgot that his current state could only be regarded as a salted fish, so he failed to turn over as a matter of course, but instead involved the extremely sore muscles all over his body——

And when Aizawa Yuta opened the door and came in, what came into view was a student lying on the bed with a distorted expression and grinning.

He stood silently at the door for a moment, as if he wanted to ask, but in the end he thoughtfully passed the question, saving Jin Dao a little face.

"Here is your letter," he said.

Tsushima was taken aback for a moment, he took the envelope handed over by Aizawa Yuta, and the flamboyant signature on it made the corners of his eyes twitch violently——

This, this is not...

Tsushima gripped the envelope tightly, and looked up at the man in front of him who was still in bandages.

"Teacher," he hesitated, but still asked, "is it alright to just give the letter to me directly? What if it was given to me by Shikaragi and the others?"

Aizawa Xiaota laughed lazily.

"Don't worry, we are not fools. In modern society, no enemy will use this method to transmit information. What's more, since I have said that I believe you, so what if this letter was sent by them?"

He still had the unshaven and scruffy look, with some tired red blood in his eyes, but his expression was as indifferent and calm as ever:

"It seems that you have been in a good state recently and you are very motivated, so I can rest assured. You don't have to worry too much. I just came to deliver a letter to you today. Tsushima, I believe you know what you know, so you don't have to say anything Say more."

Aizawa Xiao paused for a moment, and then said: "Now I am your homeroom teacher and your guardian. If you really have any questions, you are welcome to come and talk to me. As long as it is not during class time, I am free anytime."

Tsushima was silent for a moment:

"...Yes, thank you."

Aizawa Yuta saw that he didn't have anything to say, so he nodded casually, turned and left.Tsushima looked at the closed door of the dormitory with a complicated expression.

"This is the charm of a mature man," Dazai Osamu sighed, "It's just like a father's love and deep care and consideration!"

Tsushima: "..."

No, although that is true, but what you said, Dazai...

"It's disgusting to say that from your mouth." Zhong Yuanzhong also commented sharply.

Tsushima laughed out loud.

I have to say that sometimes Zhongye's words are really just right, and I can't accept it.

As soon as Zhongye was mentioned, he couldn't help turning his eyes to the envelope in his hand. He couldn't be more familiar with the scribbled signature on it.And speaking of which, Tsushima can only think of one weird guy who still writes to him today instead of calling him—

"Why are you standing there?" Zhong Yuan asked, "Hurry up and open the letter, I really want to know what I will write to you."

That's right, this letter was written to him by another person who lived in the Central Plains of this world.It may be because Tsushima is easy to bully, which makes him very satisfied. Anyway, the big devil will write a letter to him every now and then. Of course, the contents of the letter are all kinds of things.

There are complaints such as "today's weather is really bad", "the food I ate today is also bad"; It's not that bad" and other words of concern that make people feel no concern at all; there are also swearing like ghosts and talismans after being drunk...

Tsushima really admires this skill of Chuya - he can remember to write a letter to scold himself when he is drunk, not only that, but also has both literary talent and imagination... What is it like? Only the spirit can support him to complete this series of complicated tasks in that state?

Every time he thought of this, he couldn't get angry anymore.

...It can only be said that he is really a god-man.

Osamu Dazai was very dissatisfied, he grumbled and complained: "Chuya, why didn't you write me a letter? Is your handwriting too ugly, or is it because you can't write at all? That's right, after all, you didn't write a letter. superior

After a few days of learning, I will come out early to play gangsters..."

"Fuck off, Dazai! If I can't write, who would write the report for you every time I hand it over to the leader? You still have the face to say it!" Nakahara Chuya roared angrily, "I called you because of a mission. This is my final bottom line, and you still want me to take the trouble to write to you? Go ahead and dream!"

So Osamu Dazai was even more unhappy.

But because of Chuya's current state, Dazai can't do anything with him, so he can only continue to write down a small note in his heart, and wait for the original revenge when he goes back.

Tsushima wisely did not participate in the quarrel between them, but silently opened the envelope.

Sure enough, there were a few more lines of arrogant cursive words that were about to float into the sky.It took Tsushima a while to barely make out what was written on it:

"Hey, are you still alive? It's good that you're not dead. Don't forget that you owed me a drink before."

Tsushima: "..."

But how do I remember that it was, Chuya, you owe me money? !

He bit the bullet and continued to look down:

"I heard that you are on Xiongying? What on earth are you thinking, a bunch of messes have not been resolved and you ran under the nose of the hero. There must be a limit to your innocence! I really convinced you, you really are an out-and-out person." The idiot who buckled, the guy who is so stupid that he is not as good as the head of a wooden fish..."

——One hundred words of passionate insults are omitted here.

Nakahara Zhongya let out a goose-like laugh in his mind while watching:

"Good literary talent!"

The Great Demon King also wrote at the end of the letter:

"...All in all, I happen to be here during this period of time to do business, so I stopped by to see your sports festival. Remember to perform better then, if you don't get the first place, just wait for me!— —by Zhongyuan”

The letter paper slowly fell to the ground from the hands of the young man sitting on the bed.

Shuji Tsushima's expression was stiff, his eyes were desperate, and he was almost loveless——

Two in also!Is this to kill him? !

Osamu Dazai became excited at the moment, and he was very eager to try: "Interesting! I want to meet Chuya in this world. Hey Shuji-kun, isn't he also a dwarf who is only 1.6 meters?"

Tsushima, who didn't know why, thought about it seriously: "Well, I think... it shouldn't be 1.6 meters, right? It might be two or three centimeters away."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's laughter stopped abruptly.

"..."

Silence, silence is the air at this moment.

In the next second, Osamu Dazai began to laugh wildly: "Hahahahahahaha what should I do? I want to see him even more! I never expected Chuya, you can still raise your average height one day! Although it is your average height Height hahahaha..."

Finally, Zhongyuan Zhong, who couldn't bear it any longer, let out a roar that sank into his dantian:

"Osamu Dazai, you give me - get out!!!"

The author has something to say: double Chuya, double short; double Dazai, double love; double partner, double happiness!

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