[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

"Dazai, if it's just the two of us, there won't be enough manpower."

Oda Sakunosuke stared at the two menacing clans below the Tokyo Tower, and said to the people beside him with a little worry.

Osamu Dazai smiled: "Don't worry, no matter how many people they come, as long as the government is not stupid enough to directly bomb the Tokyo Tower, it will be no different to us-and if they really do this Now, I still have to admire the courage of these people.”

10 minutes ago, led by the Blue Clan, all the tourists near Tokyo Tower had been successfully evacuated. The police pulled the yellow line and sealed off the area. The two sides, armed with weapons, quickly launched an offensive against the final target——

Then, nothing came back.

"Hey, hey, did the people inside hear it? Answer quickly if you hear it!"

The people waiting outside shouted anxiously into the microphone.

"I heard... zizizizi...wait a minute, what is this... zizizizi..."

Everyone on the front line was like this. They lost contact with the headquarters before they could even speak clearly.

Reji Munakata stared at the disappearing red dots on the monitor, and pushed his glasses solemnly.

"I'll go in and have a look," he said.

"Director!" The members of the youth group around quickly stopped him, "We can't do without you, it's too dangerous inside, please stay here until you figure out the specific situation!"

Munakata Reisi turned his head to look at them: "Then do you think you can figure out the situation by letting a few go in and disappear?"

"But……"

He sighed. "I know that I don't have the power of a king now, so it's normal for you to worry about me." He said, "But even if I'm not a king, I still have a sharp mind and extraordinary swordsmanship. This is my own, What is unique to the man Reiji Munakata is a talent that Dresden Stone cannot take away under any circumstances."

Seri Awashima pursed her lips.

She looked at the man in front of her solemnly: "Director, we will all wait for your good news outside, please come back safely!"

Reiji Munakata smiled at his capable general.

"I'll do my best," he said.

Munakata Reisi didn't finish his words, because he was always cautious, and he would not promise easily without a guarantee.

Holding the saber pinned to his waist tightly, he walked firmly towards the entrance of Tokyo Tower.

As expected, he ran into the guy again on the road.

"It's really lingering," he said with a smile without looking back, "Why, the boss of the street gangster wants to participate in the affairs of the national civil servants now?"

Zhou Fangzun put his hands in his pockets, his expression was still slack, and his deep voice was sluggish.

"That's really merciless, Munakata."

"It's just because the kid under my hand is obviously anxious to die, but he pretends to be brave and doesn't say anything. I can't see it."

"Yata..."

Munakata Reishi obviously also knew about his relationship with Fushimi.But now is not a good time to chat. Seeing that they were about to enter this building that seemed to be able to eat people, the two of them closed their mouths at the same time, and secretly raised their vigilance.

The elevator is slowly ascending.

And when the elevator door opened, the two did not see Osamu Dazai and the unknown man.The only thing that caught their eyes was the members of the commando lying on the ground.

Munakata Reisi's heart tightened, and he immediately took a step forward to sniff their breath with his hand.

"...still alive."

After feeling the gentle air flow from his fingertips, he let out a long breath, turned his head and said to Zhou Fangzun beside him.

The red-haired man frowned: "Are you unconscious?"

Munakata Reishi pressed the man's acupuncture points vigorously, but his expression didn't change, it was still the same expression that sometimes gritted his teeth and sometimes was overjoyed.

"No," Reiji Munakata slowly laid him flat on the ground with a thoughtful expression on his face, "It doesn't look like he fell into a coma after being hit, but more like..."

"—dream?"

Zhou Fangzun picked up what he hadn't finished speaking with a tacit understanding.

Munakata Reiji nodded at him: "Yes, it's just a dream. But there is another possibility. When Scepter4 was still in charge of detaining supernatural beings, we once imprisoned such a supernatural being. That's the effect—in the end, we defined it as an extremely rare illusion-type power user."

Probably because they guessed the correct answer, a burst of cheerful music suddenly came from their ears.

The two people who were already tense raised their vigilance to the highest level.But before they could find out where the voice was coming from, the scene in front of them suddenly became clear——

They stood in a grassland.

The green grassland stretches as far as the eye can see, and there seem to be some colorful things growing in the distance.but……

It's the pixel version.

That's right, it's the kind of magical pixel game style similar to the original Mario and Minecraft.

Munakata Reiji looked down at himself, he looked like a pixel villain, and the silver-white strips around his waist were about like swords.Then he raised his head and glanced at Zhou Fangzun next to him. The man's flamboyant red hair probably made the designer very embarrassed, and eventually turned into a lump of dissimilarity——

"puff!"

Although he knew it was not the time to laugh, Munakata Reiji couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Zhou Fangzun glanced over with black and white pixel eyes: "How much better are you than me, Munakata."

After experiencing the initial discomfort, the two had no choice but to bite the bullet and set off.On the way, I got two pieces of "Flintstones", some "poisonous mushrooms that I don't know if they are poisonous but they are poisonous at first glance", and one piece of "Princess Aozumi's Yokohama specialty loli dress"...

Hey, it seems that something strange has successfully mixed in.

Reiji Munakata stared at the pixel princess dress in his hand speechlessly, and the instruction popped up was "Put it on and you can have the magical effect of summoning the princess~"

He silently looked at the pixel villain Zhou Fangzun beside him: "Zhou Fang, are you coming?"

Zhou Fangzun stared dead: "Are you joking?"

And, don't ask him why the pixel eyes can also make the effect of dead fish eyes, thank you.

Munakata Reisi sighed, and he knew that this kind of humiliation was only done by a person like him who would take the overall situation into consideration.

……

(Some indescribable refitting processes are omitted here)

"Dangdangdangdang~"

Accompanied by passionate music, a huge castle rises from the ground!

"With the rise of the castle, the King of Blue and the King of Red have finally returned to their original appearance!"

"So now, who can successfully save the beautiful princess?"

"Go ahead, brave men! Go to the castle of the Demon King!"

The two standing in front of the gate of the castle silently looked at the young man in black who was holding up a microphone, with expressions as if they saw a mentally handicapped man.

"Is he out of his mind?" Munakata Reisi turned to ask Zhou Fangzun.

"Who says it's not." The red-haired man shrugged and sighed.

"Cough cough cough, brave men, please don't speak ill of the Demon King in person." Osamu Dazai cleared his throat above him, "It's better for everyone to follow the rules, let's forget about personal attacks."

standing behind him

Oda Sakunosuke covered his eyes and let out a long sigh.

The two people at the bottom looked at each other, and chose to rush up at the same time——

"Ghosts follow your rules!"

Osamu Dazai smiled and looked down at them: "No, I planted a circle of bombs around Tokyo Tower. Let me think about how many..."

He pretended to think for a while, then opened his arms and made a big gesture:

"Probably powerful...it should be the kind that can overturn the entire Tokyo Tower~"

He straightened up, looked at the two people who were frozen below him, smiled and raised the controller in his hand: "This is the button, as long as I press it lightly..."

"Stop!" Munakata Retsu yelled angrily.

"Don't worry, my fun is far from over."

Osamu Dazai put down his hand obediently.He took out the terminal from his pocket and looked at the time: "It's... 10:[-], and you still have one hour, four and [-] minutes to rescue Her Royal Highness. And the only secret to clear the level is——"

"Find the real Her Royal Highness~"

Oda Tsukuru who was standing behind him heard more and more something was wrong, why did Osamu Dazai have to remind them of the time?And why did he repeatedly emphasize the "real Her Royal Highness"?

He asked with a stiff face, "Hey, Dazai, you won't..."

"Shh!"

Osamu Dazai immediately turned his head and made a "shh" gesture to him: "Don't say it, Odasaku, otherwise it won't be fun!"

"No, that's not the problem..." Oda Sakunosuke said helplessly, "I always feel that your fun, Dazai, is now based on my pain."

"How can you think so?" Dazai Osamu was surprised, "This is a farewell ceremony I specially prepared for you. When I thought of this wonderful idea, I was surprised by my own whimsy—I simply It's a genius!"

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the young man's complacent look, he had no choice but to let him go with a sigh.

He thought, Dazai should have a sense of proportion, right?

Maybe?

In the next second, there was a loud explosion inside the castle.

The gate of the castle was directly blown away by the shock wave, and the raging flames almost illuminated half of the sky.Osamu Dazai stared at the mess below, and said with regret: "Gameover so soon? It seems that these two are game idiots. Don't they know that if you don't touch the plastic villain, you won't die?"

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Sorry, I take back what I just thought.

Thanks to this illusion, in a short while, Munakata Reiji and Zhou Fangzun stood in front of the completely new Demon King's castle again.

Osamu Dazai poked his head out from above and waved to them with great interest: "Hi, we meet again~ Come on, brave ones!"

Munakata Reishi and Zhou Fangzun: "..."

TMD, I really want to hit someone.

The author has something to say: This chapter is really brain-opening, with too many elements...

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