[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

Night falls.

"Oh, don't you want to stay a little longer?"

Standing behind the bar, Kusanagi Izumo regretfully looked at the black-haired young man who got up and was about to leave.

"It's very interesting to chat with you. It's only after nine o'clock. Are you leaving like this?" He said, exhaling slowly, "The energetic young men who often come to the store are looking for someone outside now. , It will be boring to stay here all the time by yourself.”

"No, I have something to do next, sorry." Osamu Dazai declined with a smile.

He pushed open the door of the bar while talking, but before leaving, he deliberately smiled and said goodbye to the little girl in the red dress: "Goodbye, Anna, are you going to stop me this time?"

The little girl who had been quietly sitting next to Osamu Dazai shook her head seriously at him.

"No need," she said to the black-haired young man holding the red juice, "We will meet again soon."

Dazai smiled.

"Really," he said lightly, "Then I'll just keep looking forward to our next meeting."

After speaking, his figure completely disappeared behind the door.Kusanagi Izumo extinguished the remaining sparks on the cigarette butt in the ashtray, and asked the girl, "Anna, who is he?"

The white-haired girl bit her straw and shook her head. "I don't know," she said, "but it must be a very important person... At least, very critical to this war."

"War..."

Kusanagi Izumo let out a long sigh.

"Anna, you are right," he said solemnly, "This is indeed a cruel war."

——A war provoked by the colorless king, involving the red king, blue king, silver king and even the gold king.

"So, how, where, and when will this war end?" He turned his head and looked at the city under the night outside the window, suddenly feeling tired from the bottom of his heart.

"Anna, I hope that as you said, that person just now will be a key figure in this war. If he can bring peace, it would be great..."

however--

Peace cannot be peaceful.As the current Colorless King, Osamu Dazai said that he now has a debt to settle with Miss Witch.

Late at night, standing alone in the empty wilderness on the outskirts of the city, the black-haired young man put his hands in his pockets and asked expressionlessly:

"Miss Witch, can you explain the current situation to me?"

Ichihara Yuko: "..."

"This is not the first time."

Ichihara Yuko: "Well...well..."

"Forget it," Dazai Osamu sighed, "it's useless to say anything now. In the absence of Sasuke-kun, the only way is to make good use of the power of the king--but the devil knows that option How did people's slates see me - anyway, I'm going to test my abilities here now, Miss Witch, as compensation, should you help me open a barrier or something, lest I be discovered by the official people?"

Yuko Ichihara responded very quickly: "No problem! You can play to your heart's content!"

"Then please, Miss Witch." The black-haired young man said with a smile.

"But Dazai, what are your abilities?"

"Well..." Osamu Dazai touched his chin, "The abilities of each generation of colorless kings are different. The previous generation was a prophecy, and the inexplicable guy in the previous generation was to seize people's consciousness, and I seem to be... call?"

Ichihara Yuko was a little surprised: "Isn't this similar to the ability that Uchiha Sasuke changed for you?"

"Yeah," Osamu Dazai said with some regret, "I still hope it's the ability to grow big wings on my back. As a complete human being, I occasionally have a dream of flying into the sky."

Ichihara Yuko: "..." So, do you want to become a birdman or an angel?

No, judging from this person's bad personality, he should be a devil with wings.

"Then, let's begin!"

Under the night moon, a young man in a long black windbreaker stood in the deserted wilderness. He closed his eyes, opened his arms and called out affectionately:

"Come on, beautiful lady from another world! Please throw yourself into my arms!"

Suddenly a gust of wind blew up on the ground, and in the enclosed space created by the witch, the sanctuary belonging to the king opened instantly, and a huge translucent king sword came out in response, floating far above the head of the black-haired young man.

And right in front of him, a summoning array with complicated and gorgeous patterns lit up with brilliant light, and a figure slowly emerged from the summoning array.Osamu Dazai took a step forward with his eyes closed, embraced the visitor with a happy face, and then opened his eyes to see——

"Well, don't run away, Alice-chan..."

Mori Ogai, who was dressed in love polka-dot pajamas, hugged his beloved "Alice" tightly in his sleep, showing an idiot expression, pouting his mouth and muttering: "Honey, come and try this dress." Okay? It's so cute!"

A dead silence.

Osamu Dazai's face turned green.

In the next second, a roar that resounded through the sky broke the silent night——

"...It's disgusting!!!"

Before the light on the ground was extinguished, Osamu Dazai tore off Mori Ogai who was on his body, pressed his head, and stuffed it back into the summoning formation. "Hurry up and go back to sleep with me, Mr. Mori!" He said viciously, "I am summoning a beautiful young lady, not a perverted idiot like you, Unshaven Unshaven Lolicon Uncle!"

"Bah bah bah!"

He patted the part of his body that was touched by Mori Ogai, and then poked his head at the position of the summoning circle a few times, expressing the disgust in his heart to the fullest.

And Yokohama, far away in another world——

Mori Ogai, who was wearing lovelove polka-dot pajamas, was sitting blankly on the big bed in the bedroom.He rubbed his eyes and murmured to himself in disbelief:

"...Just now, I seem to have seen Dazai?"

As he spoke, he suddenly covered his left face with a hiss.

"What's going on? It feels like someone slapped me hard... Hiss, it hurts..."

The screen turns back to this world.

The young man in a black windbreaker sat on the ground with an unlucky look on his face. He still has goose bumps all over his body.As long as I think of the horrible feeling of hugging Mr. Mori as a beautiful lady...

"Damn it! What a disaster!"

And Ichihara Yuko was already out of breath laughing on the other side of the world. "What's going on?" She laughed presumptuously, "Dazai, it's none of my business!"

"I know!"

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth and said, "It's just that I didn't control my ability well in the first try, isn't it normal?"

"Hahahahaha...but your expression...that's not what you said, hahahaha!"

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes towards the sky.

"It's almost enough," he propped himself up on the ground and stood up. "I'm going back. I've been tossing around tonight. I'm really stuck."

As he spoke, he let out a big yawn.

Ichihara Yuko finally stopped laughing, she asked with some doubts: "Aren't you going to keep trying?"

"No, I don't want to drag Mr. Mori here again." Dazai Osamu said calmly as he walked, "Mr. Mori is not a fool. After this one time, he must have deduced something about my current situation. Even if you call him over It's not my intention, but the result is not bad. What's more..."

He showed a look of disgust a hundred times more than before and said to Ichihara Yuko: "I am not proficient in using this ability, I don't want to see Chuya in the summoning circle next time. Mr. Mori That's enough for me, and if he comes, I'll go mad."

Ichihara Yuko imagined the scene - she replaced the Mori Ogai just now with the face of Nakahara Chuya.If so, then, uh...

The picture is so beautiful, I can't bear to look directly at it.

The next day, Port Mafia. Party building.

"Leader! What's wrong with you, leader!"

Guangjin Liulang looked at Mori Ogai who had a red slap on his face in front of him, and the orange-haired youth standing beside him also had a gloomy expression. "You're not a coward," he said with a serious face. "Anyone who dares to do this must be prepared to go to hell."

"leader!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also knelt down towards the man sitting behind the desk with his hands clasped together: "Tell us which bastard did it, and I'll go and chop him up!"

Since Osamu Dazai was seriously injured and fell into a coma, Chuya Nakahara's temper has deteriorated at a speed visible to the naked eye.Now, even members of the Port Mafia. Party will pay attention to detour when they see orange-haired youths—otherwise, if they accidentally offend this cadre, the end will be different than usual.

However, compared to these two excited subordinates, Mori Ogai himself seemed much calmer.

He looked thoughtfully at Nakahara Chuya, who was half kneeling on the ground, and suddenly said:

"Mr. Zhongye, I have a question I want to ask you."

"You ask."

Mori Ogai said in distress: "Tell me, if I go to fill Dazai's infusion bottle with some chili water now, is there still time?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

WTF? ? ! !

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angels who cast [Landmine]: August Sauce, 1 mime;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Meow Meow Meow, KANON 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!