[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

Osamu Dazai originally planned to take a trip to the undersea prison to meet the son of the One Piece King.He wanted to know if the man known as the "Fire Fist" after eating the Shao Shao fruit knew some information about the history of the "blank 100 years".

But a piece of news he learned later made him completely dismiss the idea.

After One Piece King Roger was executed, the navy began to search for pregnant women. Because they didn't know the true identity of One Piece's wife, they forced these pregnant women to abort the children in their arms—even if they were born, they would all be executed.But Ace's mother, Portgas D. Loujo, forced the baby to stay in her womb for 20 months before giving birth to him.And this also caused her to die of exhaustion after giving birth to her child.

Because Roger asked Lieutenant General Garp to take care of his wife and children before surrendering, so Garp took Ace away and treated him as his own grandson and let him grow up with Luffy.Obviously, such an experience made the son of One Piece, who was an orphan from birth, never have the opportunity to get in touch with the information left by his father.

If he had to say it, Osamu Dazai thought, compared to Ace, he felt that White Beard, one of the "Four Emperors", must know the most.After all, he was a contemporary of Roger.

It's a pity, I can't go to the enemy on the battlefield and ask him for information stupidly.And even if they were in private contact, White Beard would only believe what an admiral said when his brain was pumped.

"report!"

A sailor hurried over, stood at attention on the spot, and saluted him with a "snap".

Dazaiji said indifferently: "Say, what is it?"

Na Haibing said: "The Marshal of the Warring States Period told you to come over immediately, saying that there is an urgent meeting to be held!"

Osamu Dazai sighed, "I see."

This kind of emergency meeting has been held at least once a day.It’s no wonder that Marshal Sengoku is so nervous as if facing a big enemy. After all, the war that is about to break out at the headquarters of the navy may be the biggest crisis the navy has faced since its establishment——Whitebeard, his flag includes 43 pirates Tuan is a man known as "the strongest man among the four emperors".

But Osamu Dazai is not interested in these. What he has been thinking about recently is what kind of attitude he should use to face this war.Since the current situation is too complicated, he decided to use the backward method to solve his confusion.

First of all, my ultimate goal is to collect the beads. At the moment when the Straw Hat Boy has no idea where he is flying to, he still has to rely on the Revolutionary Army to collect the beads; and the purpose of the Revolutionary Army is to overthrow the rule of the Tianlong people. It is the guarantee of force to maintain the rule of the Tianlong people. Relying on pirates can weaken the strength of the navy, but the consequence of indulging pirates is likely to be chaos in the world——

The young man in the white suit suddenly realized that he tapped his palm, so it turned out that he only needs to paddle!

As a general, it is impossible not to take action when the Marshal of the Warring States Period has decided to live broadcast the public execution to the whole world, but the effort belongs to the effort, and we must not go too far—otherwise, the navy's post-war reputation will be greatly shaken. Those Tianlong people will have to linger for a while.

... To be honest, just thinking about those fat pig-like guys Osamu Dazai makes his teeth hurt.

It is necessary to leave room for the development of the revolutionary army without leaving any traces while ensuring the relative stability of the four seas. Then we must let the navy win this war, but the process must be extremely difficult-yes, that's how it is done!

After some complicated thinking, Osamu Dazai happily set the tone for a full-scale paddling in the ensuing war.He hummed a little song, and walked briskly towards the meeting room under the eyes of the extremely nervous sailors in the headquarters who "as expected of the admiral".

...But, Marshal Sengoku is really about to cry.

The young man in the white suit came to the conference room, and saw that everyone hadn't come yet, so he randomly picked a seat and sat down.

He came quite early, except for Marshal Warring States who presided over the meeting, this time Aokiji

was the last to come in.With sleepy eyes half-closed, he lazily greeted Osamu Dazai and then sat in the corner of the conference room sleeplessly.

When the Marshal of the Warring States Period came in and took a look around, and found that everyone was present, a satisfied expression finally appeared on his face that had been stern recently.

Dazai Osamu slowly sipped the water in his teacup, and when he was thinking about what he should think of to pass the hours of boring time, he heard the theme of the meeting announced by the Warring States Marshal over there:

"The topic discussed at this meeting is - in the coming war, how to correctly, perfectly, and vividly display the admiral's demeanor in front of the people of the world!"

"Pfft...cough cough cough!!!"

Osamu Dazai almost spit out a sip of water, he couldn't catch his breath for a while, when Marshal Sengoku looked at him dissatisfiedly, he could only cough and gesture for him to continue talking, don't worry about his side .

The Marshal of the Warring States gave him a hard look, and then continued: "Several of you here, as the highest combat power of the navy, you must put on a decent appearance in front of the people! Here, my suggestion is, Set up an exclusive position for the general under the execution platform, and remember to put on the general's cloak when the time comes—yes, I'm talking about you, Kuzan! Don't look at Dazai again!"

Aokiji looked at him innocently: "But I think Dazai seems to be suffocating, Mr. Sengoku, you should say a few words less."

What he said was not an exaggeration at all, the young man in the white suit now had a blushing expression that was about to give up.The Warring States couldn't bear it and yelled at him: "Are you going to be the first admiral in history to choke to death because of drinking water?!"

Osamu Dazai took a lot of effort to get his breath down. He leaned on the back of the chair and gasped for two breaths, and then asked weakly: "Let me translate what you just said in plain language. , Mr. Zhan Guo, what do you mean... Let us be ordered to be handsome?"

Zhan Guo cleared his throat: "How can this be called being handsome? How can things related to war be described in such frivolous words, it should be called showing grace, do you understand?"

Osamu Dazai looked indifferent: "Oh, I understand, that is showing off skills."

Warring States: "..." How do you say it, you brat.

Huang Yuan patted the table and laughed loudly: "Young people are straightforward, I like it!"

Warring States slammed the tactical board behind him: "Silence! You have to look like a meeting when you have a meeting. Shut up, Dazai, and don't laugh at the yellow monkey. This is an order! Let me talk about the specific implementation below." plan……"

Osamu Dazai shrugged at Kizaru, and obediently shut up.But he didn't speak on the surface, but in his mind he chatted enthusiastically with Uchiha Sasuke. "Did you hear what he just said, Sasuke-kun?" he asked.

There was a little smile in Uchiha Sasuke's voice: "I heard that, Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh: "This is really embarrassing me. How can there be a good thing in the world that can be both showy and paddling? So, Sasuke-kun, do you have any moves that look powerful but are actually not very lethal? of?"

Uchiha Sasuke was also a little embarrassed: "Mr. Dazai, you know that I have always been a pragmatist. I don't like ninjutsu that looks fancy but not very lethal. But I can do very powerful jutsu." Use a lot, such as... er, Shenluo Tianzheng?"

Osamu Dazai: "...This is better to avoid. Ninjutsu and devil fruit abilities are not the same, your move

As soon as it came out, the gang of pirates didn't know how many people would die without any precautions. "

He was very distressed: "It's troublesome, I never expected that the most difficult thing in the world is to release water. Oh, by the way, Sasuke-kun, didn't you say that when Itachi-kun was dueling with you, did you release the water? How did he release it?" of?"

Uchiha Sasuke was choked by his blunt words: "It's okay, except for the delay in letting go of Susano, Itachi must have tried his best. But Susano is more suitable for a small number of people. High-end battles are like the original Uchiha Madara vs. Five Kages..."

As he was speaking, he was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly said to Osamu Dazai: "I see, Mr. Dazai! I know what technique can meet your requirements!"

"what?"

"Heavenly Shocking Star! It's the one that Uchiha Madara used against the Ninja Allied Forces. It is guaranteed to shock the audience and give those pirates time to react-after all, the man named Whitebeard is not the one who claims to be the 'Four Emperors'. '?"

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, and suddenly buried his head in his arms.Seeing him like this, the Marshal of the Warring States who had been eloquently twitched his eyes again, and stood still for a long time before continuing.

But Osamu Dazai didn't have time to pay attention to him. In the darkness, the young man showed an expression of gnashing his teeth unscrupulously.He said to Uchiha Sasuke: "No, do you think the tactic of meteorite falling from the sky is not very lethal?! Sasuke-kun, are you crazy or am I crazy?"

Uchiha Sasuke is very innocent: "If you leave it alone, the lethality is indeed very high, but it takes several seconds for the meteorite to fall to the ground, which is enough for them to smash it. Mr. Dazai, you must know that this world There are still many masters."

Osamu Dazai was suspicious: "Really? Are you sure?"

Uchiha Sasuke sighed: "In terms of fighting, Mr. Dazai, you should listen to me. Don't worry, I promise that the scene will be easy to see the explosion, and the crowd will be shocked to the point of dropping their jaws, but the actual effect is so bad that even the parties themselves can see it. Can't come out—is that okay?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

All right, young man, then I will watch your performance.

The author has something to say: About this summary, it is because there is a very interesting saying on the Internet that Uchiha Itachi is the Pacific administrator——"Sasuke, have you seen this sea? You put water!"

However, Itachi's body had indeed reached its limit at that time, so the author's opinion is that of my uncle in the article. There is some water release, but the Pacific Ocean is not enough. It is quite interesting to listen to it as a joke.

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