[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

Because Dazai Osamu appeared in Konoha Village in such a high-profile manner, as he expected, some people couldn't sit still after only two days.

"Let me mind my own business... he really said that?!"

Shimura Dan was so angry that even his hands were shaking: "If it wasn't for the daimyo who can still use him, I would allow him to be so arrogant in Konoha? It's ridiculous!"

Doesn't he, Osamu Dazai, know that those two little ghosts are now the key monitoring figures of Konoha Anbe?In the past two days, he not only had to deal with the seemingly invisible inquiries from the third generation, but also faced the two difficult old guys from the elders group at the same time.He worked so hard to cover this man, why is it not too much to ask?In the end, he directly threw such a sentence...

ha!It's a joke in the world!

"How's the daimyo?" Danzo asked gloomily.

The subordinate half-kneeling in front of him whispered: "Everything is going well. The daimyo has agreed to meet with the delegation after the Chunin exam. As expected, our people will be able to cast illusions on the daimyo at that time. The only obstacle right now is the daimyo The guardian ninja around me, but that person said, all these people will be handed over to him to deal with."

"Okay, okay, okay." Danzo said three good words in a row, and after he finished speaking, he immediately ordered: "Find me a few more people to watch Dazai Osamu, and give him to me as soon as the work over there is over." Catch it!"

He took a deep breath and said with a grim expression:

"I'd like to see how a guy who isn't even a ninja can make his way in this world!"

"Ahhhhhhh!"

Osamu Dazai who stayed in the room sneezed hard again.

He rubbed his nose: "strange thing. Who's been talking about me lately?"

"Some people do too many bad things." Uzumaki Boruto squatted under the sofa and muttered, "It's too bad, we haven't been allowed to go out since that day. Today is already the final of the Chunin exam Yay! You are illegally imprisoned, do you know that?"

Zuo Liangna on the side didn't speak, but obviously agreed with him.After all, it is not like the era they lived in. They can still watch TV broadcasts at home, and even play games no matter how bad they are.At this moment, Konoha's technological development has only progressed to the time when electric lights have just become popular!

The black-haired young man was lazily lying on the sofa with his hands behind his head, wearing only a vest.Judging by that appearance, he seems very relaxed and at ease.

He closed his eyes and said, "Bored? If you're bored, you'll sweep the floor and the dishes. You'd be ashamed to say you're boring if you don't do so much work. Boy, if you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world."

The blond boy panicked immediately.He jumped up from the ground, supported the back of the sofa with one hand, and pressed the other on the side of the black-haired young man's face, staring down at the guy lying motionless on the sofa condescendingly.

He yelled loudly: "No, I must go to see Master's competition today! Quickly withdraw the ninjutsu, otherwise, otherwise...or don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Although Osamu Dazai does not have chakra and does not know ninjutsu, he has an automatic ninjutsu scroll produced by Konoha Research Department with friendly support from Sasuke Uchiha.

Although in terms of power, Sasuke Uchiha doesn't look down on him at all, but in his words, "It's more than enough to lock up two ninjas."

Of course, within the scope of this "ninja", please automatically cross out Konoha Seven Daime and the Uchiha family's second young master.

Osamu Dazai slowly raised his eyelids, and lazily looked at this brat who was making progress.

"Oh?" He asked with a half-smile, "I really want to see how you are so rude."

The whirlpool blogger saw his recalcitrant appearance, coupled with so many days of suffocation, he suddenly moved to his side, stretched out his hand and scratched at the young man's armpits——

I let you pretend to be cool!Let me see how calm you are now!

He yelled: "Eat my invincible, hilarious and tickling hands——!!!"

Zuo Liangna was taken aback by his sudden yell: "Bo Ren, stop! Are you a three-year-old...?"

Only halfway through her words, she froze in a daze.

Osamu Dazai, who was lying relaxed on the sofa with flaws all over his body, grabbed the blond boy's wrist in an instant, turned over neatly and pushed his knees down, directly switching the positions of the two of them.

"Cough! Cough-cough-cough..."

Uzumaki Boruto was buried face down in the sofa with his knees on his back, choking and coughing several times.

"Let me tell you," Osamu Dazai leaned down and whispered into his ear, "Aren't you underestimating me?"

"It's true that I don't know ninjutsu, and my taijutsu is very average, but that's relative. Do you know what is relative? It means that it's a distinction—obviously, you're not in the scope of this category within."

Hiroshi Uzumaki yelled angrily, but Osamu Dazai was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so he stretched out a hand and pressed his head on the sofa. By the way, a small idea that was still in its infancy died directly—he seemed to be It was because he wanted to secretly form a seal of sexism to escape the shackles of Osamu Dazai.Unfortunately, it's still too naive.

Zuo Liangna saw that Boruto was struggling desperately because of his shortness of breath, and she couldn't bear to say: "Mr. Dazai, is this a bit too much, Boruto seems to be suffocating..."

Osamu Dazai, who was concentrating on dealing with the cubs under his command, glanced at her.

"Don't worry, I have a measure." He said.

After hearing what he said, Zuo Liangna turned her head to look at Boruto's flushed face——

... No matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem to be measured!

Zuo Liangna over there was anxious and at a loss, but Dazai Osamu's face did not fluctuate here. He looked at the young man who was struggling under his hands until his movements gradually weakened, his eyes were cold as if he was watching a corpse.

"Ha! Huh...huh..."

Just when Boruto felt that he was going to die and his mind was in a trance, Osamu Dazai finally raised his hand.

He clapped his hands casually, got off the sofa, stood aside and stared coldly at the young man who was propped up on the sofa and breathing hard.Not only that, the young man also asked him: "How is it, how does it feel?"

"I... what?" Uzumaki Boruto stared at him tearfully, holding his throat, "You are murdering! Do you want me to die, you bastard?!"

Osamu Dazai smiled at him: "If I really wanted someone to die, I wouldn't use such a laborious method."

He put his hands in his trouser pockets, turned and walked towards the window.

"Life is very fragile, so fragile that you can't stand the slightest disturbance." The curly-haired young man looked up at the blue sky outside the window, and said lightly, "But life is also tough, so tough that it is unexpected—like weeds . As long as there is a little space left, it will break through the ground."

"...What the hell are you talking nonsense? I can't understand it at all."

Osamu Dazai sighed, he felt that he hadn't improved in other things over the years, but his patience had really improved a lot.

At least, the previous him was absolutely too lazy to say a word to this elm-headed brat.

Osamu Dazai turned his head, looked at the blond boy who was gnashing his teeth and staring at him, and said bluntly: "You should all have studied history, and even if you haven't, you must have heard it from your parents. In this issue of Konoha Don’t you know what happened in the ninja exam? Sand ninja and Konoha fought, Orochimaru attacked the third generation, one tail and nine tails ran away... so many things piled up, you two ninja, are you going out to die or what? "

He didn't give the blogger a chance to interrupt, and then said: "Immediately, today, countless people you know and don't know will die. For them, this is an adversity that needs to be desperately broken, but For those of you from the future, this is just a drama with a preordained ending."

"However, once you become part of the show, all that changes."

"People who are supposed to die are not dead, and everything will be messed up. Uzumaki Boruto, I don't know if you thought about it so much when you were arguing to go out. Let me ask you, if the dying share just now The pain is shown by a stranger lying in front of you, will you save him?"

The blond boy opened his mouth, but made no sound.

Osamu Dazai sneered, and asked again: "There are so many people, who are you going to save? Who can you save?"

Zuo Liangna suddenly said: "But I heard from my father that if given the opportunity, he hopes to change the past... This time when Dad comes here, he will definitely not do nothing, right? As his partner, you can't say that Are you contradicting yourself?"

Osamu Dazai smiled: "You're right. But Sasuke-kun and I have carefully planned our strategy. What do you have? You are lonely and brave, and you are young and passionate?"

He walked to a corner of the room, took out a box of candy from a drawer, and threw it to the boy who was sitting on the sofa with an angry expression but stopped talking.

"Take it." He said, "Save your energy and avoid causing trouble for me. It will be fine after a while. You can do whatever you want when you go out. I promise, you will never say a word."

"Really?"

Uzumaki Boruto took the candy box and looked at him with bright eyes.

Zuo Liangna sighed and covered her eyes, Boruto, do you want to be a little bit ambitious.

"What did I lie to you for?"

So the coaxing Mr. Boren decided not to argue with him, although it was for the sake of candy.

But he still complained in a low voice: "Master entrusted us to you, do you teach students like this? It's a pervert."

"Pervert? Then you really don't know how to be blessed." The young man blinked his iris-colored eyes and chuckled, "Although I really don't know how to teach students, but for you two, I really love you." I'm trying my best to be gentle."

The Uzumaki blogger who was almost suffocated by him on the sofa just now: "..."

... Only ghosts will believe you.