[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

"It doesn't hurt at all!"

Osamu Dazai seemed to have discovered some new continent, he pinched and hit his arm mercilessly, and was surprised to find that he seemed to have lost all sense of touch, but when his fingertips slid over his arm, he still had a faint feeling. the itch.

Glancing at the iron wrench at the side from the corner of the eye, Osamu Dazai's eyes moved slightly, and before he could move his hands, he was restrained in place. Nakahara gave him a cold look, and kicked the wrench. Kicked out from the gap at the bottom: "You are so stupid, how did you get into A major?"

Osamu Dazai pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, even in the dirty bathroom cubicle, this man was still so elegant and calm: "As far as my IQ is concerned, I am the first in the school. I passed the exam to A University."

"..."

Chuya Nakahara, who narrowly slipped in with the bottom-to-last score, expressed that he had been severely hit, but for the sake of face, the boy still looked disgusted on the surface: "What's the big deal, what's so great! Let me tell you It’s the same starting point if you get into the same university, what’s so great about being number one in the whole school! It’s not from the same major as you!”

"Classmate, you insulted my IQ first." Osamu Dazai said seriously.

"cut!"

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't get too entangled in this issue, he couldn't beat him, he couldn't scold him, he was angry when he looked at it, and it was annoying to think about it!

The entangled young man simply gave the person beside him a hard look, then turned around and left here in a cool manner.

Heh, if you can't provoke him, you can't hide from him? !

Three minutes later, Nakahara Nakaya, who was about to sneak out of the dormitory building, was perfectly exhausted. The veins on his forehead were bulging, his eyes were round, and his neck seemed to be tightly strangled by someone. He couldn't breathe and couldn't think.

The young man slid down slowly while holding onto the wall, and kept fiddling with his neck with his hands, but the suffocating feeling of restraint still did not ease in the slightest.

Just when the boy thought his head was about to explode on the spot, the suffocation slowly disappeared.

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

With one breath, the boy's sanity gradually became clear.

Chuya Nakahara, who regained his senses, rushed back to find Osamu Dazai first. If someone pinched him just now, he would cripple that guy, but if that guy pinched himself to play with him, hehe, he would rather die together!

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In fact, seriously, this is just the second day of freshman enrollment in University A. According to the school's arrangement, the first day is a welcome dance and a speech at the conference; the second day is free activities to familiarize yourself with the campus; the third day and the fourth day are free arrangements (Out of school is allowed); on the fifth day, classes officially begin.

As for the military training, due to the weather, it was postponed to after the end of the first semester of freshman year.

Back in the bathroom, Nakahara had not met Osamu Dazai before, and was directly dragged out by the housekeeper, and became No. 1 who wrote a [-]-word self-criticism before school officially started.

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Someone from the Central Plains who was forcibly arranged to live on campus because of 'bad conduct' couldn't contain his anger for the first time, especially when the counselor told him-"Can't print it, write it all by hand, and send it to me before [-] pm today office."

Zhongyuan Zhong also chose to go to the bathroom to take a shower after racking his brains and finally wrote only three words. Only the liquid that is as cold as ice can soothe his current irritability.

The boy got up and left the room slowly, leaving only the A4 paper on the table fluttering in the wind, and there were only three words written on it—【I'm not wrong】

At noon, most people were playing chess with Zhou Gong in their sleep. When Nakahara Nakaya went to the bathroom, there was only one person. A boy who had never bathed in a public bathroom since he was a child thought that as long as someone entered inside, the door outside would open. Naturally locked.

Unprepared in the slightest, Zhong Yuanzhong also took off his clothes. At this moment, footsteps came from outside the door, and the young man put his coat on his body vigilantly. As expected, the door was pushed open from the outside naturally.

The boy who wasn't fully dressed had an inexplicable guilty conscience, and subconsciously picked up the mop next to him for self-defense.

"You really are here."

A familiar voice sounded, and it was Osamu Dazai who came. He only held a notebook and a pen in his hands, and he was dressed neatly, which was out of place in this wet bathroom.

"It came just fine."

Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled, grabbed him and pushed him to the front of the table: "Write me a [-]-word review."

"Review what?" Osamu Dazai asked puzzled, he just came to invite this classmate to participate in tomorrow's KTV party.

"casual."

"But I have always been law-abiding, and I have never lied or cheated others. I personally don't think there is any need for me to review."

As soon as the voice fell, Dazai Osamu could feel the cold breath coming from his side, and confirmed the look in his eyes, he was really angry.

Osamu Dazai scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Why don't I... Let me review why I go to the toilet at four o'clock in the middle of the night?"

"Whatever, as long as there are [-] characters." Zhong Yuanzhong also waved his hand, not paying much attention.

Anyway, he was thinking that the teacher wouldn't look carefully at anything, so he just threw it into the trash can if he couldn't tell.

"Ok."

Osamu Dazai moved a stool from the side and sat down, and actually began to write—[Dear... Here I am deeply reviewing my behavior of going to the toilet in the middle of the night, first get out of bed and put on shoes The noise caused by the opening of the door has a profound impact on the residents of the same dormitory under certain circumstances, although they all sleep like pigs; secondly, I am so used to my bladder, which belongs to the Serious doting behavior, I am afraid that it will be seriously detrimental to its development in the future...]

Seeing that the person was really writing the review seriously, Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled with satisfaction, took the clothes and went to the cubicle to take a shower.

The sound of splashing water came from the cubicle, and the boy sitting on the stool who seemed to be writing a self-criticism letter in a serious manner had his earlobes red at some point.

'Bang bang bang! '

There were several loud noises outside the door, almost at the same time, the sound of water in the compartment had disappeared.

"Who?"

Before Osamu Dazai put away the paper, the people outside the door eagerly kicked open the door, and dozens of fierce and shirtless people rushed in.

The same clothing decoration, all of them are tall and burly with fierce faces, like some bad organization in the school.

"Where's Zhongya Zhongyuan? Tell him to get out! It's a man who's fucking up and hiding all day long! How shameless!" The leading man scolded him when he met him, with a mocking tone, exuding a faint breath of beating.

"Who are you?" Zhong Yuanzhong, who was already fully dressed, also came out of the curtain, and glanced at the guys at the door with a worried expression, with a somewhat impatient expression.

The air that was already close to a closed space became thinner because of their addition, and the temperature in the bathroom continued to rise due to the release of hot water just now.

The few people at the door didn't seem to notice the young man's displeasure at all, and they still couldn't help mocking each other.

"It's really shameless."

"That's right, do you really think that you are really awesome? Isn't it just a fluke to beat someone?"

"Brothers, I have to scrap this thing today, and let him see what a real school bully is. How dare a little brat say that he is good?"

The few people at the door spoke enthusiastically, but the person concerned leaned against the wall and looked at Osamu Dazai in a daze: "Who are they?"

"Obviously." Osamu Dazai put away his pen and paper, as if preparing to leave: "They are targeting you, and have nothing to do with me."

"Student, please let me go."

"what?"

"Oh, ok." After a short moment of stupefaction, the leader of the gangsters actually turned around and let go, and the unidentified younger brothers behind him followed suit.

"..."

"Hey!"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai stopped, turned around and looked at him: "Is there anything else?"

"They're going to hit me."

Although he doesn't look down on such little bastards, he is even more disdainful of this person's decisive abandonment of others, and his gaze fell into the eyes of the leader of the gangster, and it turned into an extremely vile The provocative behavior made him angry, and the gangster picked up the stick that was stuck in the door and smashed it hard: "I am your father!"

Boom!

The stick fell to the ground, and seeing that the door was completely blocked, Osamu Dazai simply found a relatively comfortable position and continued to write his self-criticism.

And Zhongyuan Zhong over there officially started his "brutal" life. While dodging the stick that hit him, the boy kicked the arrogant guy called Dad with a flying kick, and the direction was right. , the flying gangster boy was right in the middle of the water outlet of the compartment, with his head facing the hole and his butt facing the sky, making intimate contact with the densely packed hair on the ground.

After barely being supported by his younger brother, the gangster tore off the unknown lines on his face, spat hard, pointed in the direction of Zhongya Zhongyuan, and said angrily: "Hit! Hit me! Go to death!" Hit it!!!"

However, many younger brothers seemed to be frightened by the aura of Chuya in the Central Plains just now. They stayed where they were and did not dare to move except trembling. Among them, the younger brother who was the closest to the door, when he caught a glimpse of Osamu Dazai who was writing something from the corner of his eyes, he suddenly had an epiphany. .

He lightly touched the brothers around him, and checked his eyes, they were the ones who were easy to beat.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

While shouting for their own courage, several people flocked towards Osamu Dazai. Nakahara Naka was also aware of the situation there, but he was completely watching the show while eating melons.

After hearing the voice, Osamu Dazai raised his eyes and glanced at them indifferently, then lowered his head and wrote his self-criticism.

Just one glance, ten thousand years.

As if they were nailed in place, those younger brothers remained motionless, and even faintly seemed to turn to Zhongye in the Central Plains.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Hit it! Why are you standing still!" Zhong Yuanzhong also threw the stick over in disgust, and the sound of the stick hitting the ground scared people out.

And the bastard who buried his head in the cubicle held his head in his hands and kept chanting silently: "I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me..."

There was a faint smell in the air.