[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

Preliminary reminder: due to a deviation in the space-time tunnel, everyone in Yokohama came to an alien planet that has not yet been fully developed - the planet Labukaisa.

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai also lost their memories during time travel.

Osamu Dazai was even designed by traitors (everyone in Yokohama who was bullied by Osamu Dazai) and became a wealthy family on the planet Labrasa - the Baituanzi family (the two forms can be changed at will).

As for why Zhongya Zhongya landed in the middle of the ocean in the form of a cat, it was purely the result of someone avenging his personal revenge.

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Nakahara Chuya's original plan was to get the white dumpling drunk with good wine, and then find a place next to the blue, deep and cold sea, let him pay for what he did in the morning and let him know what is the danger in the world !

It's a pity that before he knocked twice on the door, he was carried away by a bunch of weird-looking guys who appeared out of nowhere.

When he regained consciousness again, he was in the lobby of the hotel, but he was surrounded by a bunch of strange pink bouquets and... a bunch of normal-looking people who were dressed in strange shapes.

"Hello, sir." One of the women in a maid outfit came over, and she played with the big waves that she had just ironed softly and pretentiously.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and stuffed the last change in his pocket into the cloth pocket in front of her.

"..."

"I'm not here to sell it!" Ning Xi put the money into her trouser pocket in disgust, ignoring that she was spending huge sums of money for new clothes and styling.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Kunikida Doppo pushed Akutagawa Ryunosuke out, and by the way, he also picked up Atsushi Nakajima: "Just act according to yesterday, don't waste time!"

"I, I—" Atsushi Nakajima silently took a few steps back, hiding his whole body behind the human-shaped pillar, wishing to shrink all the cells in his body infinitely and find a hole to jump in.

He really didn't expect that his new clothes would be in such a style many years later, but now he is not yet fully prepared to wear this clothes to meet people.

"What are you! Hurry up!" Seeing that the plan was about to be completely disrupted, Kunikida Doppo's temper also came up at this moment, and he threw him out with brute force.

The two awkwardly stopped Nakahara Chuya, who was about to open the door, and handed over the form in his hand: "Sir, our side is the marriage registration office. Since you didn't find someone to register for marriage within the stipulated time, according to It stipulates that we have the right to use compulsory means to register your marriage with another random person."

Nakajima Atsushi was in charge of verbal attacks, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke was in charge of force output. The two teamed up together, but they were still swaggeringly walked out. In the end, Kunikida took the lead alone, leading a dozen people to block him back. .

Pushing the person down on the seat, Kunikida Doppo pushed the pen and paper in front of him: "Hurry up and sign, after signing, I will assign you a partner!"

"..."

Zhongya Nakahara patiently flipped through the paper similar to the contract, and finally raised his eyes to Kunikida Doppo and said, "Are you guys full or are you sick?"

Kunikida Doppo's face darkened instantly, the plan they worked so hard to make overnight was insulted like this, which made him now not only have the urge to hit someone.

"Don't be angry, look at his expression, he is clearly asking sincerely, tsk—" Yoshioka Ningxi patted Kunikida's shoulder, and comforted him: "A man, don't be so narrow-minded."

"Hurry up and sign!" Kunikida Doppo shouted with a stinky face.

Zhongyuan Zhong also beckoned someone to move the 'boss chair', and sat on it recklessly, Erlang's legs naturally turned up, without the slightest awareness of being threatened.

"Do you mean that the objects here are similar to husband and wife?" Considering the differences in customs, Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't explode directly on the spot.

Ningxi Yoshioka leaned out from behind Kunikida Doppo, and added excitedly: "It can also be husband and wife!"

"It's impossible for me to sign this kind of thing." The paper was thrown out randomly, flying all over the place.

"..."

Ningxi Jigang slammed the table and said angrily: "Brother, have you not figured out your situation? Now you are being coerced, so you are equivalent to a hostage, okay?! It's not a question of whether you want to sign or not. , the question now is whether you want to sign obediently or—”

Jigang Ningxi held a mace that came out of nowhere in his hand, with a fierce expression on his face: "I will sign after I get beaten up!"

"I'm asking you something!" Seeing that people ignored her, Ningxi Jigang swung the mace in her hand heavily towards the table in front of her.

The wooden tables and chairs are no match for pure metal maces. With a pong sound, the tables and chairs were completely shattered in an instant: "I'm dumb!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also picked up the water glass on the side and moistened his throat that hadn't been soaked in water for a long time: "Come on."

Although there is only one short word, the emotions contained in it are unimaginable. There are disgust and provocation but more disdain.

"Oh, Nakahara Chuya, I've endured you for a long time!" Yoshioka Ningxi pinched her waist with both hands and said proudly: "In the past, I couldn't beat you because I was the only one, but it's different now. , there are more than a dozen people behind my mother to protect me?! Just hit me!"

Before she could finish her harsh words, her phone kept ringing, and the soft and cute text message ringtone seemed particularly abrupt in such a tense moment.

'Ding Ding Ding D=====(￣▽￣*)b'

"..."

"You stand still and wait for me! I'll read a text message first." Yoshioka Ningxi gave Nakahara Nakaya a vicious look, then took out his phone and opened the text message interface.

The sender was Masaki Miyagawa.

[We suddenly remembered that the gas at home didn't seem to be turned off tightly. Let's go back and have a look. A guy with ordinary stamina like Zhongya Zhongye will give it to you. We will wait for your good news at home. 】

"..."

Jigang Ningxi stood stiffly in place, desperately mobilizing all the cells in her body to sense the situation behind her.

It looks like... the laughing, panting, and footsteps just now are all gone.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, Ji Gang Ningxi ran away, desperately moving her two not-so-long legs in the direction of the gate.

It's a pity that before he ran a few steps, he was grabbed by the nape of fate's neck.

It is said that the alleys were full of miserable shouts that day. It is said that in the hospital that day, there was an unknown person whose face could not be seen clearly.

Yoshioka Ningxi: Woohoo, Mom, she's not going to act casually anymore!