[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

pong!

Haru Kato poured all his anger into this foot, the powerful force was far beyond what ordinary sects could bear, it's a pity——

The body of this door is contaminated with Nakahara Chuya's ability, and this meeting has been deeply rooted in the concrete floor, and every molecule in it is also spinning and jumping in a separate form, so Kato Haru's kick was only on the door The kick made a big hole, a big hole just enough to get his foot stuck.

"..."

The old police officer looked hopeless. What kind of material did he recruit, and he couldn't even kick a wooden door? !

Seeing that the man still had a suspicious face, the old police officer walked over and kicked him.

"Are you summoning some divine beast?"

"Do you think I have treated you badly in terms of funds?"

"No." Kato Haruhito shook his head in denial.

"Then you still don't get up! You can't even kick a door open! Don't be ashamed of yourself!"

"No, this door—"

Before Kato could finish his grievance, Daisuke Kobe over there had already blown open the door with a cannonball.

"Isn't this very simple?!"

"..."

After everyone forced their way in, Chuya Saiki and Kusuo Nakahara were sitting comfortably on the small bench, looking harmless to humans and animals.

But the supernatural mysterious power just now still makes people panic. However, they can't find any evidence at present, and the time limit for detention has expired. Due to the pressure of public opinion, they have to release him first.

"After signing your name, you can leave."

This association is also negotiating with Zhong Yuanzhong is a woman in uniform who claims to be a member of the police station.

"Damage fee?" Zhongyuan Zhongye simply flipped through it casually, and found that there were hundreds of items listed on the list, large and small.

There is also a mahogany gate made of sacred wood, are you kidding? !He didn't even see/

"The inspection just now included surveillance cameras and the like, totaling 3 yuan."

The fire in my stomach surged up rapidly, and when I read the last few lines, a mouthful of residual blood blocked my throat.

【A small leak will sink a great ship】

[Put it to death and live again. 】

[The art of seductiveness, the son of evil spirits, a big taboo in this world, everything is illusory, everything is ethereal, if you want to survive, you can only rely on your own heart, the seal is broken, time and space are chaotic]

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also closed his eyes, this bunch of Wen Zou Zou Zou Zou Zou Zou's words made his eyes hurt.

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The door of time is invisible and intangible, whether you can meet it and when you meet it depends on the word of fate.

When fate comes, even if you are loving each other on the bed or fighting wits with Shi Jun, it only needs to wave its hand gently, and everything around it may undergo earth-shaking changes.

The round tip of the pen lightly slid across the paper, and in less than a split second, Zhongye's figure had completely disappeared, but the surrounding people seemed to have known about it for a long time, and orderly wrote about Zhongye's previous involvement. Everything was burned and destroyed, not even a trace of smell left.

It was as if there had never been such a person in this world.

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"The interception failed! The strength over there is completely beyond our initial prediction!" Ningxi Jigang scratched her scalp a little irritablely. She clearly set up several layers of interception, but the enemy on the opposite side was not affected in the slightest.

Her ability will not go wrong, the only possibility is the enemy who has been hiding in the dark all this time, his ability is simply not within the control range of [Ability].

"Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo suddenly yelled, and he who was always calm and calm now wanted to pull him back like crazy: "You are crazy! Come back!"

He gritted his teeth with all his strength, but in the end all he could get was just a torn corner of his clothes.

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universe.

A certain planet in the Milky Way - Labukaisa planet, a planet that focuses on solving marriage, love and laxatives, is famous for solving various constipation problems.

It is said that as long as your feet step on the land of this planet, the intestines in your body will circulate like crazy, and the poop will be finished in seconds, and the belly will be eliminated in minutes. The planet is rich in beautiful men and women.

The difference from the earth is that the 'people' on this planet have their own [spiritual body] state, even if they didn't have it before, once they step on this planet, it will naturally give you a [spiritual body] that fits your form. body】

Just like...

In the middle of the blue sea, there is a rusty iron plate floating, and the brown soft and cute dumpling on it can be seen from a distance.

——It was a fluffy fold-eared cat, with its front paws overlapping and hanging on its lower jaw, as if it was still asleep.

I don't know how long it took before the kitten finally moved again. First, he lazily stretched out his four paws, and after a few low-pitched grunts, he slowly turned over and plopped——

1 minute later...

Zhong Yuanzhong also struggled to get out of the sea water, and sat down on the iron board with his whole body wet, all the cats showed a sense of confusion.

"Meow?"

Zhong also looked at the four claws on his body in disbelief, the clear sea water reflected the reflection clearly, his soft ears drooped on the top of his head, leaving only the dull hair on the top of his head.

The problem of image is not in a hurry to solve, the main problem now is - who is he?Where is he?

My mind is a mess, there is no information left in my mind, but there seems to be a certain voice in my heart-you are a cat, you are a cute fold-eared cat, you are a cat...

Coupled with some kind of strange tone, it can be called a brainwashing divine comedy.

Due to lack of memory, Zhong also didn't have too much doubt, lying lazily on the iron plate, licking the hair on his body bored, not long after, the brown hair that was originally messy was now neatly trimmed.

"Meow~"

Borrowing the sunshine, Zhong Yuanzhong also pawed himself contentedly, not to mention anything else, just looking at this layer of crystal clear hair on his body, one can know the degree of nobility of his status, and the routine is to eat steak every meal and soak milk in every meal rich people.

'Gurgling. '

Strange noises could not stop coming from his stomach, but how could he leave this sea area without staining his precious hair.

Moreover, he found that he could switch between human form and cat form freely.

Perhaps because of the remoteness, Zhongya waited at sea for a long time, but still saw no one. Forced to do so, Zhongya could only change back into a cat shape, put his four paws into the sea water, and struggled vigorously. , headed for the shore far out of sight.

The sky is blue, the water is clear, and the sun is right in front of us. After Zhongye Meow’s disdainful efforts, seeing that the distance from the shore is only a few meters, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn’t help speeding up his claws. After several days of hard work, it finally came to fruition at this moment. In return, due to being too excited, the cat's tail accidentally fell into the sea, and Chuya also lost the idea of ​​grooming his hair. He directly used the tail as a propeller, spinning wildly, and he seemed to be able to feel his paws. The feeling of stepping on that green ground.

"Meow!"

Go! ! !

Bang!

A red light flashed across the sky, and several strange-looking and extremely fast guys paddled away from the sea surface. The water waves they caused were about three feet high, and they all rushed towards the iron plate in front.

Zhongye stared cat-eyed, froze all over, and roared, "Meow!"

He stretched out his two paws to block in front of him, but he still couldn't resist the immersion of the cold water source. Because of the too much momentum, Zhong Yuanzhong was also thrown into the sea by the whole cat, and he poured dozens of "gulu gulu" The saliva just climbed up.

He straightened up, pinched his waist with his paws, shook the water on his body, then sank into his dantian, and looked at the five red lights flying away with contemptuous eyes.

"Meow!!!" The young master is going to kill you!

He roared desperately, jumping and jumping to vent his anger, but his figure was too small to stir up any waves when he fell into the sea.

"Javechuan, do you hear something calling?" A white tiger was lying on Kun's body, enjoying the joy of the ups and downs.

The latter replied calmly: "It's the belly of the baby, it's hungry."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also panting heavily, drying his belly in the sun, and occasionally sneezed in the cold wind, weak and helpless and pitiful.

The cold wind blew by, making the cat's hair stand on end.

But at this moment, he suddenly felt an unprecedented warmth, and reluctantly opened his eyes, revealing a pair of gem-like shining eyes, staring at the same thing floating in the ocean without blinking.

A fat and big white dumpling was bouncing towards it, soft and tender, and looked very big.

Zhong also carefully analyzed his current situation.

Although he was handsome and seductive, he didn't want to relive the feeling of having to bow his head when a cat was in the ocean, soaking in sea water for several days in a row.

He simply chose to ignore moral integrity and let the fat dumpling bring him to the shore, and then kill the group and wipe out the mouth, destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces!

After making the decision, Chuya shook the water stains on his body vigorously, then his hind paws faced the ground, his two front paws intersected around his chest, and waltzed on the iron plate.

Use the sound of gurgling from the stomach to make music yourself, which is festive and noble.

After the jump, the cat lay on its back, waving its four paws towards the sky vigorously, and then slid its two paws along its beard, |O|呵~~.

The passing Baituanzi circled around it a few times, sniffed it a few times, then turned its head away in disgust, and kicked it with its short and sturdy legs.

With a whoosh, the iron plate was drawn tens of meters away.

Bai Tuanzi seemed to be in high spirits, kicking the rusty iron plate back and forth.

Finally, with a snap, the iron plate fell apart, the cat's body sank into the ocean, and Bai Tuanzi left satisfied after making a few 'grunts'.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at his falling body and his soaked hair.

"..."

He just shook it clean.

OK, that's great.

When he goes out, he will scratch that guy to death every minute!Obviously looks soft and cute, but in the end he is a full-fledged femme fatale. If he doesn't pull that thing to his skin, he won't bark...don't bark—he seems to have forgotten what his name is...

In the center of the ocean, a dark brown light flashed across. When the light disappeared, there was no wet dumpling on the sea surface, and a handsome man appeared on the shore.

——In a hotel not far away——

In the presidential suite on the top floor, this is the final gathering point of those blood-red rays of light.

"Are you sure..." Kunikida lingered for a long time, gritted his teeth and asked, "This is Dazai Osamu?!"

On the screen he was pointing at was a plump white ball jumping up and down, the only similarity might be the strand of white bandage floating above his head.

"It's bullshit!"

Kunikida walks quickly to the computer alone, ready to modify the program. Although he knows that forcibly reversing the time will cause some damage to himself, but this is really outrageous. Where will the name of their detective agency be spread out!

"Hmm..." Atsushi Nakajima hesitated, "Actually, that, uh—"

"Just say what you have to say!" Kunikida's head hurts from the pile of codes in front of him, and his temper is even more irritable.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa came over, and lightly patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder. The latter simply gritted his teeth and said, "Hey, don't you think this opportunity is rare?"

"what?"

"Seconded."

Many people in the room silently raised their paws, but Kunikida was the only one with a confused look on his face.

What a good opportunity?

Have they found out the true face of the man behind the scenes?Or can they break through the opponent's defense line in one fell swoop and let them leave the planet?

"Hey, nerd." Yoshioka Ningxi on the side couldn't stand it anymore, God knows how many times she was tricked by that guy Dazai Osamu before, God knows how many days and nights she wanted to beat him violently, it's hard to watch She didn't want to let go of his chance to make a fool of himself.

Seeing that Kunikida was still frantically modifying the program, Yoshioka Ningxi reached out and pressed the power button.

pat.

With the computer screen turned off, Kunikida's handsome face also darkened to an unattainable height.

"Oh, don't be so brainless. Think about it, although everyone is obliged to save Nakaya-kun, but now it's obvious that Dazai has injected his own emotions. He doesn't just want to reverse the future anymore."

"Hey, do you understand?" Yoshioka Ningxi raised her shoulders and lightly bumped into Kunikida.

The latter pondered for a moment, and a killing intent flashed across his eyes: "You mean, he betrayed?!"

"..."

"She means that Dazai wants to solve his life's major affairs by the way." Miyagawa Masaki said.

"That's right." Yoshioka Ningxi made a face at Kunikida, Miyagawa Masaki comforted softly when he saw this, "Don't be like a single dog."

"..."

As soon as the voice fell, the whole room became extremely silent.

It is said that that night, the murderous intent was very heavy and the blood was very thick.

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Kunikida Doppo finally chose to let go.

Not because of anything else, but because he figured out one thing.

Now that time and space have flowed backwards, except for those who traveled through time and space, the memories of other people will be reshaped. That is to say, in the eyes of the world, the current Dazai Osamu is still the Dazai Osamu of the mafia.

In other words, what a goddam disgraceful thing he did has nothing to do with the detective agency!

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Zhongyuan Zhongya went to the clothing store to get a more low-key and luxurious outfit than the bath towel, and went to the next door shop to fit a hat. After he was dressed, he embarked on a journey to find Baituanzi.

Rather than knowing his true identity, he would rather have meat dumpling for dinner, the kind that is first steamed and then deep-fried.

After a series of investigations, he also had a preliminary grasp of the current situation.

This planet is like a large group of companies, whose main business is laxative and solves a series of constipation problems, and the white dumpling he was looking for was in the room at the end of the second floor of this hotel.

Zhongyuan Zhong also went to the supermarket to buy a pot and a can of oil, and knocked on the door of the hotel with his left hand and right hand full of condiments.

It's late at night, it's time to eat.