[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

After Osamu Dazai returned to the room, he hung the knot of the bandage on the clothes rack, and let it swing four short and dainty claws wantonly.

"Wang!!!"

Little Corgi bared his teeth at Osamu Dazai dissatisfied, and tried hard to kick off the bandages on his body with his short legs.

Osamu Dazai stared at it for a long time, then clapped his hands knowingly.

"Oh!"

After seeing the person leave, the little Corgi became even more manic, and every organ in his body was exerting force, but the quality of the bandage was particularly good, and its sharp claws couldn't tear this pile of junk at all!

Ten minutes later, a certain corgi was paralyzed in the bandage, with four paws drooping, and he swung directly on the swing.

When Osamu Dazai came back, he was holding a pack of high-end dog food in his hand. After opening it, there was a strong smell of fresh meat. He poured it into a cardboard box and put it next to the little Corgi's nose and twirled it a few times. , kindly asked: "Hey, do you want to eat?"

"..."

The little black-haired corgi stared at the dog food in front of him, his heart-shaped buttocks twisted a few times, showing great resistance in his small body.

He doesn't want dog food!

"Wow!" The bastard Dazai, hurry up and get me a steak!

"Wow! Woof woof—"

"Oh, it's a pity, I paid a lot of money to buy this." Said Osamu Dazai, in front of Corgi, opened his bloody mouth, and stuffed all the dry dog ​​food into it. In his mouth, he sat on the ground and began to chew, with a comfortable and enjoyable expression.

"..."

"Wang?"

Corky tilted his head and stayed where he was.

Tens of thousands of wild horses gallop past in the depths of my heart.

Looking at the person in front of him who ate the full bag of dog food without the slightest psychological pressure, a trace of remorse flashed in Zhong Yuan's heart.

It was he who measured the heart of a gentleman with care.

Unexpectedly, this mackerel still has a conscience, knowing that he may be disgusted with the new environment here, so he does not hesitate to swallow the dog food himself, just to give the small animals a safe environment.

"Wang~"

The little Corgi tried his best to raise his short neck, and condescended to bark a few times.

"cut."

Osamu Dazai threw the bag aside, snorted impatiently, raised his hand and stroked Corgi's heart-shaped buttocks, and said in disgust:

"Tsk, not only do they look alike, but their brains are equally stupid." As he spoke, he cut off the bandages on the clothes hanger.

With a snap, a bandage corgi fell to the ground.

Because the limbs were all imprisoned in the bandages, the little Corgi turned his claws upside down for a long time, but he still couldn't straighten himself up. The increasingly manic Zhong Yuanzhong finally couldn't restrain his temper, and opened his mouth to bite around, wishing he could Make a big hole in the bandage on your body.

"Wang! Wang Wang!"

The little Corgi struggled angrily, but due to the extreme incoordination of its various parts of the body, its attack power was at most scratching the floor a few times, and it still didn't scratch.

Osamu Dazai pressed the center of the bandage ball with one hand, and lay down on the side. He closed his eyes slightly, opened and closed his lips, and said something like something insignificant: "If you keep arguing, I will kill you." Throw it into the deep sea—"

"Feed the shark."

"Wang!"

A certain corgi grinned, with a fierce look in his eyes.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyes and glanced at him, stuffed his entire fist into its mouth, then dozed off and fell asleep.

"..."

"Well!"

There was only a certain little corgi who was forced to open his mouth and struggled between biting and not biting.

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"leader..."

A man in black standing at the door made his tenth attempt to make his presence known.

However, it was still perfectly ignored by the two people inside.

Mori Ogai picked up the tissue, gently wiped the tear stains from the corners of Alice's eyes, and comforted: "Hey, Alice, don't cry, don't cry, next time I help you beat Dazai-kun, okay?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Alice complained dissatisfiedly holding her little bear.

Mori Ogai took out two boxes from under the drawer. He carefully opened the two boxes, stroked Alice's hair gently, and persuaded:

"Hey, Alice, why don't we wear beautiful little skirts together, and we can go out with umbrellas together, can't we?"

"Wooooow, Lin Taro!" Alice stomped angrily.

"I am here."

"Hi, you, hiccup" Alice sobbed, waving her hands in the air, making a gesture of hitting someone: "You must hit him next time! Smack his ass hard!"

"Yes, yes, next time I will slap his ass and beat him to the ground, okay? Alice, come on, let's change into this skirt, and I'll take you out for a walk."

"I don't want to!"

Alice patted Mori Ogai's hand away, and trotted away.

Mori Ogai sighed softly, and put the two exquisite boxes back.

Then he looked at the person at the door and asked, "What's the matter?"

"leader!"

"Officer Dazai asked me to ask you for leave. He said he saw a beautiful river outdoors, and he plans to try it tomorrow!"

"..."

Mori Ogai was rarely speechless.

"He asked for leave?"

"Yes!"

"Let him take his medicine on time."

"Yes!"

The author has something to say:

Do not imitate dangerous actions such as stretching the dog's mouth