[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

Speaking of which, the last time in the Central Plains, after finally finishing Edogawa Ranpo's side, Yoshioka Ningxi hopped over.

While jumping and jumping, she was humming a song, a song with a very familiar tune but couldn't tell what was wrong.

Such a skillful seamless connection made Zhong Yuanzhong feel chills down his back, especially when Yoshioka Ningxi smiled obscenely, the chill feeling was even more obvious.

It's like...everything has been arranged.

Nakahara also took a small step back secretly, looking at Yoshioka with full vigilance: "Why haven't you gone back yet?"

"oops!"

Yoshioka Ningxi patted his shoulder lightly, pouted her mouth and said aggrievedly: "Mr. Zhongye! You won't be able to find a girlfriend after this!"

"You have to know! When you see a beautiful girl on the road, when a fair-skinned, pretty, flirtatious girl comes over to strike up a conversation with you, how can your first sentence be to drive the girl away? Not a gentleman!"

Click!

The iron chopsticks were broken into two ends from the middle, and Zhong Yuanzhong also had a face so black that it was dripping ink: "Who are you talking about, short?!"

"Huh?" Yoshioka Ningxi was a little confused.

"Who did you say was short?!"

Boom!

With a punch, a big hole was created in a certain cement wall, and the cracks also spread wantonly along the central position to the surroundings. After swallowing the saliva in his mouth, Ningxi Ningji turned his neck stiffly to glance at it. He rolled his eyes, and then said sharply, "Dazai!"

"Ok?"

Ningxi Yoshioka clapped his hands, and quickly said: "Osamu Dazai is short! In fact, he is just a little guy. He looks tall because he has many layers of height-enhancing insoles!"

After finishing speaking, Jigang Ningxi observed for a while, and after confirming that the anger with the person in front of her had subsided, she leaned her hands behind her back, folded her hands together and 'bowed several times'.

Ding--

"Hey, hello!" Yoshioka Ningxi gently pushed Zhongya's shoulder, and took a few steps towards him, waving her little hand and then tossing her little eyes: "I don't know who did it back then. Yun is the No. [-] gentleman in Yokohama, cut~ I don’t think he is as accurate as Dazai-kun’s Yokohama No. [-] Lockpicker.”

"Oh, it's true~"

"Mr. Zhongye~ It's not that people are talking about you. The main thing is that I am willing to say a few words to you from the bottom of my heart for your own good. You must know that people are wholeheartedly for your sake~"

"They don't want you to be in charge, and they don't need you to contribute. How can there be a friend who is more dedicated than him~"

Zhong Yuan kept moving backwards, but he took a step back, Yoshioka Ningxi took two steps forward, the distance between the two gradually narrowed... small...

Then, there was a loud bang!

It is said that the shooting stars that night were extraordinarily bright!

——In an unknown carriage——

Due to the tight budget, there were six people crammed into the small car, two of them occupied most of the seats, and the remaining four huddled in the corner and stared at the two on the screen.

After a long time.

"I really don't understand, she is...what is this way?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke said at first that he didn't want to carry out this task, but later he heard that Dazai Osamu personally supervised the screen, so...there is now of this scene.

Several newcomers from the Mafia and the detective agency huddled in a corner and chatted together.

"I don't know, but the voice is so loud that I have goosebumps all over my body."

"That's right, I really didn't know Miss Yoshioka before, um... so... so shy?"

"That's right! She's the one with Mrs.—"

"cough!"

"I mean, she's a sinister and cunning person, she looks like a charming baby, but in fact, she can't say when she will give you a knife. I have suffered a lot from her before!"

"It is said that the world she went to last time."

"what?"

"It seems to be a domineering boss."

——In an unknown village——

"Can you say that again?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned the sharp knife in his hand, and looked at the person in front of him with a half-hearted smile.

As the coercion around her continued to decrease, Yoshioka Ningxi, who was always known for her thick skin, couldn't hold back at this moment. She covered her lips lightly with one hand: "Cough, that..."

Jigang Ningxi kept backing back, and said: "Well, Mr. Zhongye, actually, I'm just a messenger, I, I'm short of money recently? So, so, Mr. Zhongye goodbye!!!"

"Yoshioka!"

"The little girl withdrew first!!!"

Jigang Ningxi swore that the frequency of her legs turning upside down this time was definitely due to the strength of breastfeeding.

Mother!There is always a bandage monster here to bully her! ! !She is going home! ! !Whoooo!

Nakahara Chuya, who was just about to leave and go back to kill, received a call from his immediate boss on the way. All in all, what Mori Ogai meant was that if the sales volume of the small shop did not reach [-], he would definitely not be able to use it home. .

Then...

A certain person sat in a small shop for three whole days, and sold a total of ten bags of spicy strips, two bags of salty biscuits, and one battery, for a total of ten yuan and eighty cents. 980 nine yuan and twenty cents.

Zhongyuan Zhong also picked up the pen and did the math, and he would be able to go back in about one hundred and eighty days.

The fourth day - a bag of hot strips and a bottle of drink;

Day [-] - Two bottles of Coke and one melon;

Day [-] - One bag of ham and one bag of masks;

No.11 days - a Dazai Osamu...

The 'enemy' and that side are extremely jealous.

One of the two was leaning against the door, the other had his legs slumped on the table, his eyes wide open.

A few minutes later, Zhongyuan Zhong also casually tossed a pack of spicy noodles, and even opened a pack by himself. Spicy noodles slid over the tip of his tongue, which gradually calmed down the boy who was still a little irritable.

In the past, he really never imagined that when facing Osamu Dazai, he could resist punching and kicking him a few times, but instead calmly said like now: "Is there something wrong? "

The latter was slightly taken aback, then waved his hands and smiled: "Haha, it's okay, I just stopped by to see my old partner."

After the question and answer, the two were able to talk to each other for a while without saying a word.

Under the sun, next to the small shop, two handsome teenagers looked at each other, your left lip corner raised a 30-degree arc, and my right lip corner raised a 45-degree evil charm.

Finally... after several years.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also the first to speak: "Well...cough...how much money did you bring?"

The reaction of the latter was also very frank. He turned all the pockets of his body from the inside out, and what he saw was an empty one. Osamu Dazai patted his chest, and his tone was very sincere: "Almost Three boxes of bandages, if you exchange money, you can get about a hundred and ten yuan."

"Cut~"

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a light snort, but didn't continue.

Who knew that this guy only took a shower in a few years, and the burnt bandage smelled of sweat, hehe, he was really afraid that he would spend all the money he earned these days on it.

but--

Nakahara Zhong also stood up abruptly, with his right hand mosuo chin, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked up and down the figure of Osamu Dazai: "You still have all the organs on your body?"

"Um..."

Osamu Dazai thought about it seriously, and pointed to his vital organs: "A few holes have been punched more or less, and a shot in the heart?"

"Oh." Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded in response, and then his eyes fell on the man's waist: "Where's your kidney?"

"..."

Osamu Dazai was silent for an instant, and the things in his head were spinning rapidly.

"Shot too?"

Nakahara Chuya's expression was a bit indescribable, he looked a little regretful and...disgusted?

"..."

Osamu Dazai shook his head resolutely, and denied, "No, they are all healthy."

"That's good."

"As for the kidneys, I only need one, and I'll leave the other one for you to excrete."

Nakahara was also relieved, took Dazai Osamu's hand and walked towards the hospital.

Due to the huge disparity in physical strength between the two, Osamu Dazai struggled for a long time but failed to break free, just before the two were about to step into the operating room.

Accompanied by a roar, Osamu Dazai embraced the large wooden pillar with one hand, and was working hard for the final negotiation: "Chuya, you must know that this method of making money does not necessarily have to be such an extreme method, right? "

"Zhongye, I can actually sell things with you, right? You said that although your brain is stupid and stupid, but I am smart, I can help you sell together. Let's join forces, I can guarantee In less than three days, I can guarantee that I can collect more than 1 yuan!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a dark face, shook his head mercilessly, and then pulled the person over with force with his hand.

The doctors in the operating room also came over at this moment, there was an ambush in front and there were chasing soldiers, and just before Osamu Dazai was carried on the operating table, heart-piercing roars came.

"No no no!!!"

"I have money! I have a small coffers! Twenty-two thousand!!!"

"Central Plains Chuya!!!"