[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

Extra Story—Small Shop

In other words, it was a sunny morning, and it was also the one hundredth day since the Armed Detective Agency and the Mafia met for a temporary truce and signed a friendly agreement with each other.

In the past [-] days, Zhongyuanzhong has also experienced various "inhumane" tortures, from the first spring outing together to the later KTV carnival, and finally he witnessed a few little kids being raped by someone for plucking the tiger's butt hair. The scene where people are scared away.

all in all.

In the past one hundred days, the Central Plains has been quite uncomfortable.

Because of the leader's order, first, you can't hit people, second, you can't kick people, third, you can't yell at people, and fourth, you can't hate people.

Ha ha.

If this continues, he will soon be like that mentally retarded Osamu Dazai, who wakes up all day thinking about how to die? ? ?

Considering his physical and mental health in the future, as well as the mafia's future direction, Zhongyuan Zhongya decided that he wanted to create conflicts.

For example, first steal Osamu Dazai's mentally handicapped book, then put it in Akutagawa's drawer, then find a few charming-looking kittens to seduce the head of the detective agency, and finally imitate the bookworm's notes to give Alice writes a love letter...

Ideals are beautiful, but reality——

Most of them are cruel.

For example, when someone was caught stealing a book, he hesitated for a long time, but he was forced to do [-] tricks before he could understand.

Seeing the back of Osamu Dazai leaving, Nakahara also narrowed his eyes.

Hehe, just wait, when the leader takes back those so-called friendly orders, he will definitely put Dazai in the dungeon and force him to eat nine bags of dog food!

The next day, Nakahara Zhong also went to the pet store to pick up a few corgis with exquisite bones and charming looks, and then went to the beauty shop to make them a triple set of plastic surgery, put on the most gorgeous lipstick and put on the trump card A dog-specific collar, and finally sprayed with a high-priced and characteristic strong perfume.

Before he could take a few steps, he was blocked by someone.

The person who came was Edogawa Ranpo.

What is different from the past is that today he is a little gloomy, especially staring at the two heavily made-up kittens in Zhongya Zhongya's arms, he can even faintly hear the sound of his teeth grinding.

"I..."

"I..."

"I just wandered around casually, but it was quite a coincidence."

It is also rare for someone who knows he is wrong to speak hesitatingly, looking around and not talking about him.

Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes completely, if he looked closely, he could see the bloodshot eyes clearly, like a small black hole, which could swallow up all the people he looked at.

The boy seemed to be really angry, he said word by word: "Here, me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also held the kitten in his arms, gently kneaded its furry head, and replied, "Why?!"

"Isn't that an obvious thing?"

Edogawa paused for a while, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, narrowed his eyes slightly again, bent his head slightly to the right, stretched out his hand and gently tapped the crown on the cat's head, and said with a smile: "If you dare to bring this cat to the president, I will—"

"Just put the video of you acting like a baby to Dazai-kun on the entire Yokohama Toutiao network."

"Who acted like a baby to him?!" Zhong Yuan said angrily, his eyes slightly narrowed.

Almost at the same time, someone's awkward and slightly arrogant and euphemistic voice came over, which seemed particularly abrupt in the silence...

Boom!

pong!

In an unknown dark alley.

Nakahara Chuya No. 17 asked: "Have you deleted everything?"

"Where is the most recently deleted one?"

Resisting the urge to complain, Edogawa Ranbu clicked on the latest version of the phone's gallery, and clicked on the latest deletion in it.

Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted his eyes and looked at it again, and still pointed to the direction of the cloud in the upper right corner of the screen with some anxiety: "What about this?"

"..."

Edogawa paused for a while, but he still opened the cloud disk, and he joked: "I will not be the same as Mr. Hat, who treats the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."

"cut."

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted lightly, saying that he would not comment on this.

Edogawa Luanbu raised his hand to lower the brim of his hat, covered his eyes with it, slipped behind Nakahara Nakaya, and whispered: "Hat Mr. wants to mess up the relationship between the two sides?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned to stare at him, narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked him up and down: "Huh?"

Edogawa Ranbu didn't blushed when he was stared at, he said: "That's because I've eaten up all my biscuits, so before the new dessert arrives, I don't want to sleep or draw cards Of course I'm going to find myself...something to do."

"Ah."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't hold back either, and rolled his eyes at Luanbu.

Even if Mars hits the earth, Ranpo Edogawa will not be kind enough to offer to help others, maybe... there is a slight possibility that the other party is not human.

"Hat don't you believe me?"

Edogawa Ranpo put a handsome POSS on the spot, and then left here quickly, not forgetting to wave goodbye during the process: "Then I'm really a little sad, well, then I'll take my leave first."

"Hi!"

"Zhongye!"

Yoshioka Ningxi ran over in small steps, and greeted Zhong Yuanzhong with a smile on his face.

"..."

Such a skillful seamless connection made Zhong Yuanzhong feel chills down his back.

Looking at the smile of the person coming across...

There is an inexplicable feeling - the feeling of being calculated.

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Sorry for stopping for a while before, now the stupid writer is back, and the update will officially resume tomorrow~ Today I will send a small episode first