Comprehensive cat department boss Yokohama doing things daily

"No... I didn't..." Fukuzawa Yukichi opened his mouth to explain, but he was not good at words, and under such circumstances, he anxiously stuck what he wanted to say in his throat.

"Hmph, you daring human slave!" The boy turned his back angrily at this moment, ready to leave.The tail that was originally curled around Fukuzawa's muscular forearm was also retracted.

Seeing that the benefits in his hand were about to disappear, Fuze hurriedly took a step forward, reaching out his hand to keep him, but only in time to grab the tip of the boy's tail that hadn't completely withdrawn.

And the cat boy was about to jump off the wall at this time.

"Woo meow!!"

A miserable meow startled the dogs of several nearby households to bark.

Fuze looked at the right hand that reacted too quickly and caused trouble, and then at the painfully drooping ears of Mao Mao, although he knew that the other party would definitely run away if he let go, he still let go of the tip of the tail that he was holding in his hand .

"I'm sorry." He finally said this with some frustration, "As an apology, these little dried fish please..."

However, before he finished speaking, the pained and frightened Mao Mao had already run away.

"I have already said meow, don't get close to that man."

Because they were worried, the cow cat and the orange cat who were waiting on the roof not far away raised their paws and patted Qianye's forearm.

Qianye lowered his head in frustration, and the fluffy cat ears on the top of his head drooped weakly, squatting on the roof and obediently listening to the training.

"Look at the man's eyes, and the aura on his body. People who have this sharp feeling like the blade of a knife must not approach them."

"It's meow," the orange cat licked its paw, "Humans even kill their companions, let alone us wild cats."

"Actually, I think he is a good person, meow." Qianye meow hesitated and whispered.

"Here we go again." The cow cat sighed, "The cubs who haven't come out of the nest always naively think that the world is full of good people. But when you wander for a long time, you will find that there are still many ordinary people in the world. Human beings cannot be judged purely on the basis of good or bad, an ordinary person can feed you today and kick you away tomorrow.”

"That's right." The orange cat finished licking its paws and began to lick the hair on its body. "Humans are more complicated and difficult creatures than our cats."

"Qianye, the best way to protect yourself is not to get close to them." The cow cat said earnestly, "When you can't tell the good from the bad, don't trust your own feelings, and don't think that he should be a human being." The idea of ​​a good person is to gamble with his own life, but he should stay away from him directly."

"Many cats have to pay a painful price to understand this truth. It is better to have an eye, and the worse is to die. I don't want you to regret it when it happens."

"But if you don't get close, won't you never know what kind of person the other party is?" Qianye Miao stared at the cat's pupils and said seriously, "What if the human slave only looks fierce, but is actually a good person? In the end, because of his appearance, no master will ever like him, isn't that too pitiful?"

"So, for this possibility, are you going to gamble your life?" The cow cat's eyes were calm, but the fur on its back was blown up, and it assumed an aggressive posture.

"If my child could grow up smoothly, he should have given birth to a kitten of your age by now."

"I regret it until now, it was my first time as a mother, and I always regret that I didn't teach them this sooner."

The orange cat licked her frizzy fur comfortingly behind her.

"I'm sorry." Qianye Miaochui lowered his head again, raised his paws and ran along the fur on the cow's back.

Because of his 'deformed' body, he can't lick each other's fur like other cats, only his paws are good. Both the cow cat and the orange cat like to be scratched by his fur.

"Ahua, don't get too excited." The orange cat said while licking, "If the cub wants to grow up, he has to go through the ups and downs of the world. Since he likes that human so much, we will accompany him to see it. look."

"Ah." Life is not easy, the cow cat sighed.

"I think Qianye's appearance is really not suitable for living in the wild. He doesn't have much hair. What should he do in winter? And this innocent character... It is better to find a slave for him early... With slaves to take care of, life It will be much better."

"Just take a look at that guy just now."

Yukichi Fukuzawa, ignorant of the cats' search for the catcher, returns to the detective agency in frustration.

Once there was a cat in front of him, but he didn't cherish it, and he didn't regret it until he lost it.If you give him another chance, he will definitely...

"Yo~President!" Ranpo saw Fukuzawa Yukichi come back, quickly stood up and trotted to him, raised his head full of expectation, "Did you bring me some snacks?"

Although Fuze couldn't see any expression on his face, his whole body was filled with gloom and depression. His whole body was almost shrouded in a dark shadow of resentment, and he looked more scary than usual.

"Hey, what's going on?" Tian Shan Huadai, who was wearing a quilt, turned around and couldn't help being startled, "President, what's wrong with you?"

"Let a detective take a look."

Edogawa took out his glasses randomly, looked at Fukuzawa, and found that he had no intention of stopping him, so he put on the glasses.

"Extraordinary power - super reasoning!"

"Wow~ This is really incredible~" Edogawa Ranpo said with emotion, "A cat that is not afraid of the president appeared, and the other party even took the initiative to ask for dried fish. I am afraid that there is only this one in the world who dares to do this. Just. Courage is commendable, courage is commendable~"

"You know, even Ranpo-sama was taken aback when I saw the president for the first time! After all, from appearance to demeanor, he is serious and terrifying, and he still has the sharpness of a sword on his body. It is only natural for small animals to be afraid Yes."

"But...the other party is not a cat." Luanbu pushed his glasses, "President, have you developed to the point of attacking a boy with cat ears..."

Fuze's gaze, which has always been clear and honest, now shifted slightly with a guilty conscience.

Tian Shan Hanakou cast a shocked and unbelievable gaze.

"However... it can barely be counted as half. After all, the other party has no memory now, and really thinks that he is a spotted cat with only hairless cat genes."

"Ah, President, I have some good news for you." Luanbu took off his glasses, "Because your personality charm has attracted Mao Mao, and now the parents of the other party have brought their children to find you. If you pass the inspection, Mao Mao's parents will Ready to let you take over."

Tianshan Hanana who didn't know the truth: "...??! What kind of irresponsible parents are these! You can't really sell the child to others just because the child has become like a cat!"

"Listen, Mr. Fukuzawa." The dead house who is usually addicted to computers and quilts has a rare serious expression, and he actually looks a little handsome. to the police."

And Fuze rushed out the door in an instant before he finished speaking.

Then in the blink of an eye, he came back with a full load of dried fish and canned cat food.

Then he actually pulled off the rag and started to clean the room. He was proficient in everything.

Finally, under the protest of Luanbu's dissatisfaction, he stuffed his pile of messy snacks back into the cabinet and hid them.

Tian Shan Hanabou: "This is the president? The president with the serious face of the young girl who scares away the flirtatious young girl did it? As a martial artist, he even handles these housework so perfectly... Could it be, you, the president? Can you cook... right?"

"The food is average," Fuzawa lowered his eyes and looked a little cold, but those familiar with him knew that he just didn't know what to say, "but I am very confident in Maofan."

"Speaking of which, wouldn't it be impolite to treat them with only dried fish, cat food and canned cat food? If you have enough time, it's better to cook a cat meal yourself to entertain each other..."

Sensing the president's questioning gaze on him, Ranbu put down the wave soda in his hand somewhat helplessly.

"No, there's no time, President."

Yosano Akiko: "..."

President, you look like a son-in-law visiting your mother-in-law for the first time.

"Ah, here we come." Ranbu said.

Huadai looked at the door nervously and as if he was facing an enemy, hating that his walking moral benchmark friend was not there, leaving him alone to fight against the evil forces.

Luanbu jumped off the table and opened the window on the side next to the drainage pipe.

After a while, two cats poked their heads in, only their eyes and fluffy ears were exposed, and they lay on the edge of the window vigilantly scanning the room.

Maomao vigilance.jpg real cat version staged in reality!

A pair of silver cat ears also shook tremblingly. The owner of the cat ears wanted to poke his head out, but the two cats who were observing secretly pressed them back together.

"I can smell it, meow~ he's right here."

Everyone in the detective agency only had time to see that the pair of fluffy ears were silver, they appeared on the side for a moment, and they were immediately pressed down.

Afterwards, I could only hear this refreshing and juvenile sound, but it was followed by a string of angry meows.

"Guawazi!" The eldest sister of the cats who have been entrenched in Chinatown for a long time - the orange cat, slapped her face and pressed it on the stupid boy's face, "Hold down! Do you know if you observe secretly! We want to see What matters is not how this human behaves in front of people, but how it behaves behind people! What if he is a bad guy! We two are okay, humans generally don’t get serious with cats. But it’s not like you don’t know yourself It looks a bit like a human being, so it's hard to hide such a big one."

"Although I heard from other cats that the man often puts small dried fish and cat food at the feeding point in the park, but people should not be judged by appearances, and we still have to observe carefully." The cow cat patted the cub's big head comfortingly.

Yosano Akiko: "...they keep meowing, what are they talking about?" Looking at Ranpo.

Luanbu froze for stealing snacks, turned his squinted eyes and said righteously: "How can Lord Luanbu know what the cat is talking about? I can't understand cat language."

"But you are a detective." Yu Xie Ye coaxed, "Quickly use your ability to super-reason. A weekly snack."

"make a deal!"

Tian Shan Hanakou: "???" with a confused look.

What?Didn't you say it's already here?Why haven't I seen anyone yet?

"Well...probably the two parents taught their children to be vigilant and guard against others. You need to observe secretly first. What you want to see is not human behavior in front of people, but how it behaves behind people..."

"Really? Cats are so smart?" Yu Xie Ye looked skeptical, "Luanbu, you didn't make this up yourself, did you?"

"How could Lord Ranbu do such a thing!" He protested childishly and cutely, waving his arms.

"Hey ~ Akiko~" Luanbu put away his glasses and put them next to him, "Do you think that when people teach cats, they really don't understand?"

"Hmm... Maybe I didn't understand."

"Wrong, on the contrary. They can actually understand what you say. Although they can't understand every word, they must know what you are referring to."

Ranpo mysteriously raised a finger and shook it.

"It's just that in order to avoid trouble, they pretend that they don't understand. Because as long as they do this, it won't take long for human beings to have the idea of ​​'if you don't understand what people say, it's useless'."

Yosano: "...uh... I don't know why it feels a little scary..."

Hanako: "How should I put it... I have the feeling of watching a sci-fi conspiracy movie. It is the kind of AI that pretends that it has no intelligence and cannot escape the control of the program. In fact, it is a series of behind-the-scenes bosses that destroy human beings... Such a feeling."

"Cats are really good at playing with people's hearts." Ranbu opened the wave soda that he secretly took out, and said with emotion, "Actually, it knows far more than humans think."

The author has something to say:

Many times I think that maybe a lazy cat is a real philosopher.

To be honest, what I think about the most every day is how to lure you to communicate with me

Yesterday the collection stopped at 250... What an embarrassing number, honestly tell me if it was intentional! !

ps: Today is later because I wrote the glass slag behind me so happily that I forgot the time.

Do you want to see more cute daily life with sand sculptures, or do you want to see the author feed you more sweet love lines mixed with glass slag?

感谢在2020-05-1008:37:33~2020-05-1113:27:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Yejuling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!